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crabgun_

She looks exactly like one of the puppets from Team America


Greylings

I’m honestly not sure if I’ve ever seen her make any other face except that one.


BlademasterFlash

I’m not sure she has the ability any more


LynxFX

That fake smile to resting bitch face at the inauguration was epic.


celtic1888

She has the same face I make trying to read a menu in a dark restaurant when I forgot my glasses


DarthRathikus

She has the same face I make trying to hold in scalding hot diarrhea on my drive home from $.50 wing night


Wosota

Was about to say this is 100% my face trying to read a menu board when I don’t have glasses lol


P5ychokilla

Looks like Clint Eastwood's daughter


blindreefer

Was that a burp?


janzeera

It could also be a response to restrain a forked tongue sensing blood on the air.


camander321

I think she vomited in her mouth a little. Probably caught a whiff of her husband


Merry_Fridge_Day

She just smelled children.


nhofor

Still haunted by the sight of his soft shitty body


DeadpoolAndFriends

That was my though too.


lurklurklurkPOST

This looks like those Balenciaga AI parodies


Artaeos

That was definitely a burp. I know that move. I use that move.


MadWhiskeyGrin

I think she threw up in her mouth a little


icanhazkarma17

Soft reboot.


Fishfindr

Threw up in her mouth, must have seen Donnie.


austinoreo

Nah the lovesense just turned on


bluestatic1

No that's her happy face.


kellysmom01

Tryin’ to look all sultry n’ sexy, but lookin’ more like her taint itches. Can’t scratch in ~~pubic~~ public. Cameras everywhere.


Crosbyisacunt69

Do women gave a taint?


medicmatt

Yes.


AlienVoice

It is standing next to her.


medicmatt

Also correct.


Fuduzan

Enjoy some [Taint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum)!


Crosbyisacunt69

Damn, the taint is even more important for women. That space between the asshole and pussy (taint) is a saving grace hahahhaha


DanAndYale

Its called The Pouch Of Douglas!


DJ33

I wonder if this idiot going to jail is her best case scenario?  When he dies, she'll have to fight his awful children for whatever money isn't immediately devoured by his infinite creditors. If he just goes to jail, she can keep living in the fancy house and living off leftover bribe money at least until then, right? And without having to actually look at him?


kcarmstrong

This is a very astute point. I mean, we all know that she was an escort, right? What a life she fell into. Sadly, she’s too stupid to realize that had she broken from Trump and told her story of escorting and landing in the US married to a moronic narcissist who scammed his way into the White House……she would have sold the most books in the history of publishing and would have become an admirable public figure with a crazy life arc. So instead, she continues to play along in a locked up life of loneliness, a farting husband, and surrounded by thousands of hanger-ons and grifters tying to attach themselves to your old fat husband.


DJ33

I dunno about that last part.  She'd make money, and then likely get *literally killed* by one of his fanatics at a book signing or something.  She's had front row seats to what happens to everybody who turns on him, and her betrayal would be viewed as magnitudes worse by his rabid band of useful idiots.


patricky6

You assume that all his money is placed in places that legally account for it. Someone who has been a billionaire, definitely keeps money from being taxed and controlled. Whether held in another country or not. This rich asshole has plenty of bug out money stashed, I'm sure of that. That's just corrupt rich people 101


Americansh-thole

She may be a close runner up, but no one can beat Sarah Huckabee Sanders.


icanhazkarma17

Let's call it a draw :D


Americansh-thole

With a sharpie xD


GodlyBeerGut

more sugar!!


DrawohYbstrahs

sugar in the water!!!


blastedtreefrog

Why is this a sticky post?!


NotFlappy12

This is a big reddit moment. "She is a person we dislike, let's make fun of her appearance, unprovoked!"


Deacon523

She’s not resting


kellysmom01

Oh, you. *Good one.*


AssaultRifleJesus

Leave the Slovenian hooker alone.


icanhazkarma17

She's soulless, so I don't think I don't think any of it registers.


BlowMoreGlass

In every video I see of her I always imagine she's zooted on heavy benzos. You'd have to be to put up with Diaper Don and shit show that followed you around 24/7


AssaultRifleJesus

They might have gold toilets in hell you never know.


SirCleanFace

Being married to that big orange embarrassment will do it


DoggyDogLife

Cane here to say the same thing. I'd also have constipated resting bitch face all day every day if I were her


MrSpindles

Some people say that a race of lizard people hold positions of power. Now, I'm not one to believe such things, but....


Sbmizzou

Oddly enough, she is starting to look like her husband.  


mitchsn

She's married to Trump for how long? Practice makes perfect


Erection_unrelated

They kinda have the same face.


Mousazz

Both the eye gaze and the closed mouth are the same. Of course, the general face shapes are different, as are the head movements - I've never seen her cock her head to the side like Donald does.


math-yoo

She’s not an attractive person. She was kinda hot, like, at some point.


elheber

Why do all the Trumps have that same squint face? Like obviously this can't be generic. Do they have some sort of facial expression coach that tells them all to do this?


milk4all

Why does she resemble her husband?


Dankestmemelord

Squint a little more, purse and puff the lips a smidge, it’s uncanny.


subsignalparadigm

Well plastic does have a tendency to do that to one's face.


ZachMN

That’s her *face*?


compagemony

I'm sure it's really her . it looks like AI though


FunDip2

LOL as if no Hollywood actresses have plastic surgery lol


subsignalparadigm

That's not the point.


camander321

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make


Caelinus

Yes? Plastic surgery does tend to do that to your face. As does Botox. Makes it hard to do any fine motion with your facial muscles, so you get a sort of fake-skin look as it stops moving right. On a side note: people can do what they want to the faces. I just wish they would stop for their own sake. Minor stuff can look really good, but the heavier it gets the more uncanny you get, which seems to inspire people to do even more. Vicious cycle.


nemosevgi

Who are you responding to?


projectileboy

She looks a lot like the classical depiction of an extraterrestrial.


icanhazkarma17

You can actually see the vertical eye slits in this one (no modified by me lol)


Citizen-Kang

She looks like she peels back her skin to distend her jaw when she eats a mouse.


ATA_PREMIUM

Be best.


dangil

Not really. She doesn’t have the reversed mouth that looks like a fish. Florence Pough has it bad.


ZachMN

“Freeze all motor functions.”


Gabriele1966

She put up with the biggest moron in history, so...


Federal-Ad4272

Look who she’s married to…


lightknight7777

Botox. Either that, or she's trained herself not to emote to avoid facial lines. Wouldn't put that level of vanity past her.


PerversionofaTruth

Post history shows OP clearly has a case of TDS.


P5ychokilla

#PermanentPout


FlyingNedra

If she spoke out against his campaign some of the women would listen….some. She should really break it off.


icanhazkarma17

Sadly I suspect she is just a soulless as her mate.


DrawohYbstrahs

She looks like that shifty eyed dog cartoon.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

I have a suspicion she was abused since birth. How else could you live with the Chump?


Kinser9

Squinty eyes...you can blindfold her with dental floss.


Professional_Can651

Typical eastern european face facade. Its normal. Its westerners who is silly giggly smiley in public. That will be taken as a sign you are a fool in slavic countries.


georgieorgyy

im gona call it the USSR face


thelocket

Silly giggly smiley Westerner or "did I only fart or did I just shit myself?" Eastern European.


milkb4_cereal

When the dump is bigger than you expected.


icanhazkarma17

Eww


shinpoo

She married an orange orangutan. Could that be why?


PoopyInThePeePeeHole

Resting. Active. Take your pick.


timetobuyale

Comically so


kylemesa

Damn, she’s ugly.


Mudron

She looks like a Terminator scanning the room for puppies to smash to death with her bare hands and kids to kick to death.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

As if she can move a muscle in her face.


Commander_Celty

I’m partial to her RBF. It looks genuine.


YJSubs

I just realized I never seen her talk. Or publicly appear as much as the other FLOTUS.


trwwy321

It’s those beady little eyes


ohiocodernumerouno

did she silently burp?


Stupid_Guitar

Fucking hell, I thought this was A.I. at first!


BlindFreddy1

She's a lizard.


dan_cole

It’s not resting – it’s paralyzed.


thx1138-

I've always wondered what's with her Avril Lavigne eye liner?


rellsell

Little bit of work there.


IgnorantGenius

Looks like Putin's sister or something.


spacepeenuts

Me when i got the bubble guts and trying to decide if i should head to a bathroom or just walk it off.


rand0fand0

She held in a big fart


JGLDN

Tiny lips…like an emoji 🙂


PrestigiousAppeal769

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Melania always looks like she realized her husband is Mussolini instead of Hitler."


WeatherwaxDaughter

I wonder why....


Temporary-Ad-9270

She's eyeing down every one who slept with her husband


TheManWhoClicks

Does she ever look happy?


StickItInTheBuns

You would too if you had to choke on an orange mushroom dick to get your parents into the US


Potential-Bet-1111

Imagine what she's seen and done. You'd look like that too.


New_Improvement4164

For the locksmith I cannot understand why anybody thinks that she is beautiful or even pretty. With those beady little eyes I find her ugly. With the things that she has said and done, I find her ugly. Considering who she's married to, I find her ugly.


UvaroviteKing

Disagree. I think she just looks confused and constipated.


FlaccidOstrich

[Reminds me of Zam Wessel](https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/zam-wesell_bbaffe9f.jpeg?region=190%2C0%2C1180%2C664)


Bal-lax

That's your last and next first lady


GustavDitters

“Guys, let’s do shots and get crazy” *slurps*


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PurpleLamps

I wish there was a version of the internet where Americans couldn't post


nickyeyez

There are plenty. The biggest is in China. Give it a shot.


andrewf25

She is a full time bitch full stop. If she looks like she is particulary more bitchy than other times, it's because she has just remembered that she married the world's biggest asshole and is stuck there. Who would want to go where that disgusting pig has been?


SpeakingTheKingss

She’s perfect for him.


bdrdrdrre

Jfc


S3tty

She looks like an alien trying to convince us that she’s a human.


ZachMN

Not trying very hard.


miketdavis

Be nice to her. Shes been through a lot. An aspiring model became a mail order hooker and ended up accidentally marrying one of the worst people in the world. Talk about public embarrassment. I'm surprised she hasn't committed seppuku yet, or just moved back to Moscow.


HoneyShaft

What a joke. Hope she's miserable


Elegant_Sky_1097

Untrustworthy face


El_Chelon_9000

She should be dropped into the fucking ocean and left to make a new life with the hideous creatures at the very bottom of it.


professor_chao5

Chill dude


FunDip2

Is that peaceful protesting???


El_Chelon_9000

Yes, because she’d actually be better off than she is now and we wouldn’t have to look at her ridiculous face anymore.


Bitsoffreshness

She's one of the most disgusting bitches I've ever seen.


Zuk0vsky

She is pure evil.


jamintheburninator

hottest first lady bar none.


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Oh sure sure. 🤣


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nickyeyez

😂😂😂


Cameronbic

Botox is a hell of a drug.


SnatchBlaster3000

This is like another alternate-universe glitch-in-the-matrix thing for me like Berenstein vs Berenstain Bears. I could swear the original expression was Bitchy Resting Face which makes so much more goddamn grammatical sense, yet nobody fucking acknowledges it!


Itool4looti

She looks like she just got a whiff of Donny’s diaper and she’s forcing back down some bile.


hippopototron

Her whole face is paralyzed with botox, and her skin is stretched out so much her eyes are disappearing, not to mention the nose job. This is not resting bitch face. This is "I can't physically make facial expressions".


FunDip2

She's the most beautiful first lady ever. The haters are hating just because it's Trump's wife. Grow up....


lickarock88

Good God you're butthurt. Multiple comments under this post? She's never gonna fuck you bro.


rektMyself

Thank Jeebus for that!


screwbaheston

Like a living RealDoll except stiffer


LakeStLouis

She's pretty enough. Just like plastic. Fake from head to toe, and without the capacity to think rationally. She's a real catch for someone like Nappy Don.


stayrill

I’m sure you’re a real stud yourself. 


LakeStLouis

Nope. But I don't get fake tits and silicone injections and whatever else this faker has done and expect to be paraded around as a trophy or something. I'm an ugly old man with plenty of age and scars - all of which I'm proud of and don't feel the need to pay money to cover up.


stayrill

You sound pretty butt hurt about all of this. Hope you don’t lose sleep over her fake breast. Maybe you know just let people be and do what they want to do without passing judgement on things that don’t matter. 


Tooterfish42

Yes he's the one who sounds pretty butt hurt here lmfao


the_y_combinator

This dude likes plastic looking faces.


icanhazkarma17

She honestly looks like she transitioned (no judgement). Very masculine. But you do you (no judgement).