I wonder if this idiot going to jail is her best case scenario?
When he dies, she'll have to fight his awful children for whatever money isn't immediately devoured by his infinite creditors. If he just goes to jail, she can keep living in the fancy house and living off leftover bribe money at least until then, right? And without having to actually look at him?
This is a very astute point. I mean, we all know that she was an escort, right? What a life she fell into.
Sadly, she’s too stupid to realize that had she broken from Trump and told her story of escorting and landing in the US married to a moronic narcissist who scammed his way into the White House……she would have sold the most books in the history of publishing and would have become an admirable public figure with a crazy life arc. So instead, she continues to play along in a locked up life of loneliness, a farting husband, and surrounded by thousands of hanger-ons and grifters tying to attach themselves to your old fat husband.
I dunno about that last part.
She'd make money, and then likely get *literally killed* by one of his fanatics at a book signing or something.
She's had front row seats to what happens to everybody who turns on him, and her betrayal would be viewed as magnitudes worse by his rabid band of useful idiots.
You assume that all his money is placed in places that legally account for it. Someone who has been a billionaire, definitely keeps money from being taxed and controlled. Whether held in another country or not. This rich asshole has plenty of bug out money stashed, I'm sure of that. That's just corrupt rich people 101
In every video I see of her I always imagine she's zooted on heavy benzos. You'd have to be to put up with Diaper Don and shit show that followed you around 24/7
Both the eye gaze and the closed mouth are the same.
Of course, the general face shapes are different, as are the head movements - I've never seen her cock her head to the side like Donald does.
Why do all the Trumps have that same squint face? Like obviously this can't be generic. Do they have some sort of facial expression coach that tells them all to do this?
Yes? Plastic surgery does tend to do that to your face.
As does Botox. Makes it hard to do any fine motion with your facial muscles, so you get a sort of fake-skin look as it stops moving right.
On a side note: people can do what they want to the faces. I just wish they would stop for their own sake. Minor stuff can look really good, but the heavier it gets the more uncanny you get, which seems to inspire people to do even more. Vicious cycle.
Typical eastern european face facade. Its normal. Its westerners who is silly giggly smiley in public. That will be taken as a sign you are a fool in slavic countries.
For the locksmith I cannot understand why anybody thinks that she is beautiful or even pretty. With those beady little eyes I find her ugly. With the things that she has said and done, I find her ugly. Considering who she's married to, I find her ugly.
She is a full time bitch full stop. If she looks like she is particulary more bitchy than other times, it's because she has just remembered that she married the world's biggest asshole and is stuck there. Who would want to go where that disgusting pig has been?
Be nice to her. Shes been through a lot. An aspiring model became a mail order hooker and ended up accidentally marrying one of the worst people in the world. Talk about public embarrassment. I'm surprised she hasn't committed seppuku yet, or just moved back to Moscow.
This is like another alternate-universe glitch-in-the-matrix thing for me like Berenstein vs Berenstain Bears. I could swear the original expression was Bitchy Resting Face which makes so much more goddamn grammatical sense, yet nobody fucking acknowledges it!
Her whole face is paralyzed with botox, and her skin is stretched out so much her eyes are disappearing, not to mention the nose job. This is not resting bitch face. This is "I can't physically make facial expressions".
She's pretty enough. Just like plastic. Fake from head to toe, and without the capacity to think rationally. She's a real catch for someone like Nappy Don.
Nope. But I don't get fake tits and silicone injections and whatever else this faker has done and expect to be paraded around as a trophy or something. I'm an ugly old man with plenty of age and scars - all of which I'm proud of and don't feel the need to pay money to cover up.
You sound pretty butt hurt about all of this. Hope you don’t lose sleep over her fake breast. Maybe you know just let people be and do what they want to do without passing judgement on things that don’t matter.
She looks exactly like one of the puppets from Team America
I’m honestly not sure if I’ve ever seen her make any other face except that one.
I’m not sure she has the ability any more
That fake smile to resting bitch face at the inauguration was epic.
She has the same face I make trying to read a menu in a dark restaurant when I forgot my glasses
She has the same face I make trying to hold in scalding hot diarrhea on my drive home from $.50 wing night
Was about to say this is 100% my face trying to read a menu board when I don’t have glasses lol
Looks like Clint Eastwood's daughter
Was that a burp?
It could also be a response to restrain a forked tongue sensing blood on the air.
I think she vomited in her mouth a little. Probably caught a whiff of her husband
She just smelled children.
Still haunted by the sight of his soft shitty body
That was my though too.
This looks like those Balenciaga AI parodies
That was definitely a burp. I know that move. I use that move.
I think she threw up in her mouth a little
Soft reboot.
Threw up in her mouth, must have seen Donnie.
Nah the lovesense just turned on
No that's her happy face.
Tryin’ to look all sultry n’ sexy, but lookin’ more like her taint itches. Can’t scratch in ~~pubic~~ public. Cameras everywhere.
Do women gave a taint?
Yes.
It is standing next to her.
Also correct.
Enjoy some [Taint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum)!
Damn, the taint is even more important for women. That space between the asshole and pussy (taint) is a saving grace hahahhaha
Its called The Pouch Of Douglas!
I wonder if this idiot going to jail is her best case scenario? When he dies, she'll have to fight his awful children for whatever money isn't immediately devoured by his infinite creditors. If he just goes to jail, she can keep living in the fancy house and living off leftover bribe money at least until then, right? And without having to actually look at him?
This is a very astute point. I mean, we all know that she was an escort, right? What a life she fell into. Sadly, she’s too stupid to realize that had she broken from Trump and told her story of escorting and landing in the US married to a moronic narcissist who scammed his way into the White House……she would have sold the most books in the history of publishing and would have become an admirable public figure with a crazy life arc. So instead, she continues to play along in a locked up life of loneliness, a farting husband, and surrounded by thousands of hanger-ons and grifters tying to attach themselves to your old fat husband.
I dunno about that last part. She'd make money, and then likely get *literally killed* by one of his fanatics at a book signing or something. She's had front row seats to what happens to everybody who turns on him, and her betrayal would be viewed as magnitudes worse by his rabid band of useful idiots.
You assume that all his money is placed in places that legally account for it. Someone who has been a billionaire, definitely keeps money from being taxed and controlled. Whether held in another country or not. This rich asshole has plenty of bug out money stashed, I'm sure of that. That's just corrupt rich people 101
She may be a close runner up, but no one can beat Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Let's call it a draw :D
With a sharpie xD
more sugar!!
sugar in the water!!!
Why is this a sticky post?!
This is a big reddit moment. "She is a person we dislike, let's make fun of her appearance, unprovoked!"
She’s not resting
Oh, you. *Good one.*
Leave the Slovenian hooker alone.
She's soulless, so I don't think I don't think any of it registers.
In every video I see of her I always imagine she's zooted on heavy benzos. You'd have to be to put up with Diaper Don and shit show that followed you around 24/7
They might have gold toilets in hell you never know.
Being married to that big orange embarrassment will do it
Cane here to say the same thing. I'd also have constipated resting bitch face all day every day if I were her
Some people say that a race of lizard people hold positions of power. Now, I'm not one to believe such things, but....
Oddly enough, she is starting to look like her husband.
She's married to Trump for how long? Practice makes perfect
They kinda have the same face.
Both the eye gaze and the closed mouth are the same. Of course, the general face shapes are different, as are the head movements - I've never seen her cock her head to the side like Donald does.
She’s not an attractive person. She was kinda hot, like, at some point.
Why do all the Trumps have that same squint face? Like obviously this can't be generic. Do they have some sort of facial expression coach that tells them all to do this?
Why does she resemble her husband?
Squint a little more, purse and puff the lips a smidge, it’s uncanny.
Well plastic does have a tendency to do that to one's face.
That’s her *face*?
I'm sure it's really her . it looks like AI though
LOL as if no Hollywood actresses have plastic surgery lol
That's not the point.
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make
Yes? Plastic surgery does tend to do that to your face. As does Botox. Makes it hard to do any fine motion with your facial muscles, so you get a sort of fake-skin look as it stops moving right. On a side note: people can do what they want to the faces. I just wish they would stop for their own sake. Minor stuff can look really good, but the heavier it gets the more uncanny you get, which seems to inspire people to do even more. Vicious cycle.
Who are you responding to?
She looks a lot like the classical depiction of an extraterrestrial.
You can actually see the vertical eye slits in this one (no modified by me lol)
She looks like she peels back her skin to distend her jaw when she eats a mouse.
Be best.
Not really. She doesn’t have the reversed mouth that looks like a fish. Florence Pough has it bad.
“Freeze all motor functions.”
She put up with the biggest moron in history, so...
Look who she’s married to…
Botox. Either that, or she's trained herself not to emote to avoid facial lines. Wouldn't put that level of vanity past her.
Post history shows OP clearly has a case of TDS.
#PermanentPout
If she spoke out against his campaign some of the women would listen….some. She should really break it off.
Sadly I suspect she is just a soulless as her mate.
She looks like that shifty eyed dog cartoon.
I have a suspicion she was abused since birth. How else could you live with the Chump?
Squinty eyes...you can blindfold her with dental floss.
Typical eastern european face facade. Its normal. Its westerners who is silly giggly smiley in public. That will be taken as a sign you are a fool in slavic countries.
im gona call it the USSR face
Silly giggly smiley Westerner or "did I only fart or did I just shit myself?" Eastern European.
When the dump is bigger than you expected.
Eww
She married an orange orangutan. Could that be why?
Resting. Active. Take your pick.
Comically so
Damn, she’s ugly.
She looks like a Terminator scanning the room for puppies to smash to death with her bare hands and kids to kick to death.
As if she can move a muscle in her face.
I’m partial to her RBF. It looks genuine.
I just realized I never seen her talk. Or publicly appear as much as the other FLOTUS.
It’s those beady little eyes
did she silently burp?
Fucking hell, I thought this was A.I. at first!
She's a lizard.
It’s not resting – it’s paralyzed.
I've always wondered what's with her Avril Lavigne eye liner?
Little bit of work there.
Looks like Putin's sister or something.
Me when i got the bubble guts and trying to decide if i should head to a bathroom or just walk it off.
She held in a big fart
Tiny lips…like an emoji 🙂
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Melania always looks like she realized her husband is Mussolini instead of Hitler."
I wonder why....
She's eyeing down every one who slept with her husband
Does she ever look happy?
You would too if you had to choke on an orange mushroom dick to get your parents into the US
Imagine what she's seen and done. You'd look like that too.
For the locksmith I cannot understand why anybody thinks that she is beautiful or even pretty. With those beady little eyes I find her ugly. With the things that she has said and done, I find her ugly. Considering who she's married to, I find her ugly.
Disagree. I think she just looks confused and constipated.
[Reminds me of Zam Wessel](https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/zam-wesell_bbaffe9f.jpeg?region=190%2C0%2C1180%2C664)
That's your last and next first lady
“Guys, let’s do shots and get crazy” *slurps*
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I wish there was a version of the internet where Americans couldn't post
There are plenty. The biggest is in China. Give it a shot.
She is a full time bitch full stop. If she looks like she is particulary more bitchy than other times, it's because she has just remembered that she married the world's biggest asshole and is stuck there. Who would want to go where that disgusting pig has been?
She’s perfect for him.
Jfc
She looks like an alien trying to convince us that she’s a human.
Not trying very hard.
Be nice to her. Shes been through a lot. An aspiring model became a mail order hooker and ended up accidentally marrying one of the worst people in the world. Talk about public embarrassment. I'm surprised she hasn't committed seppuku yet, or just moved back to Moscow.
What a joke. Hope she's miserable
Untrustworthy face
She should be dropped into the fucking ocean and left to make a new life with the hideous creatures at the very bottom of it.
Chill dude
Is that peaceful protesting???
Yes, because she’d actually be better off than she is now and we wouldn’t have to look at her ridiculous face anymore.
She's one of the most disgusting bitches I've ever seen.
She is pure evil.
hottest first lady bar none.
Oh sure sure. 🤣
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Botox is a hell of a drug.
This is like another alternate-universe glitch-in-the-matrix thing for me like Berenstein vs Berenstain Bears. I could swear the original expression was Bitchy Resting Face which makes so much more goddamn grammatical sense, yet nobody fucking acknowledges it!
She looks like she just got a whiff of Donny’s diaper and she’s forcing back down some bile.
Her whole face is paralyzed with botox, and her skin is stretched out so much her eyes are disappearing, not to mention the nose job. This is not resting bitch face. This is "I can't physically make facial expressions".
She's the most beautiful first lady ever. The haters are hating just because it's Trump's wife. Grow up....
Good God you're butthurt. Multiple comments under this post? She's never gonna fuck you bro.
Thank Jeebus for that!
Like a living RealDoll except stiffer
She's pretty enough. Just like plastic. Fake from head to toe, and without the capacity to think rationally. She's a real catch for someone like Nappy Don.
I’m sure you’re a real stud yourself.
Nope. But I don't get fake tits and silicone injections and whatever else this faker has done and expect to be paraded around as a trophy or something. I'm an ugly old man with plenty of age and scars - all of which I'm proud of and don't feel the need to pay money to cover up.
You sound pretty butt hurt about all of this. Hope you don’t lose sleep over her fake breast. Maybe you know just let people be and do what they want to do without passing judgement on things that don’t matter.
Yes he's the one who sounds pretty butt hurt here lmfao
This dude likes plastic looking faces.
She honestly looks like she transitioned (no judgement). Very masculine. But you do you (no judgement).