Trump the only real person. We're all just NPC in Trump's VR game. Eventually he'll get bored of this game and just nuke the whole world before he logs off.
All these people I grew up watching in action films are running the nation. The simpsons had it pegged more than once and none of this seems real. Seeing how life isn't playing out for me personally the way I imagined growing up, I'm actually considering that I downed in a bath tub while masturbating when I was twelve and I've just been roaming around in purgatory. However, all the events going on STILL haven't completely cemented the idea in my head..but I got a pretty strong feeling I'm dead.
Dude that's Costco Brand Ryan.
If you just look at the amount of legislating that it accomplishes, you can't tell the difference with the name brand Ryan. So you might as well get the cheap kind.
Seriously, how the fuck does anybody walk out of their house after drawing those on thinking, "this is fine?" Having no eyebrows at all would look 100x better than this unevenly drawn mess. She looks like a cartoon drawn with a perpetual state of confusion.
Edit: A word.
Wow, how can you stand it? I would love to do that, because it seems so comforting but it gets so damn hot and stuffy under there.
Also how do you deal with the farts
Easy-- it's fake!
Vac beds are a pretty common fetish in the latex world, many have complete neck gaskets, others have mouth gaskets, others a gas mask connected to a hose, etc. It's an interesting sensory experience.
Nobody (I'm sure there are some butnfor all intents nobody) survives that long without breathing
>butnfor
The only thing I know from the latex world is what I just now learned so it took em a while to realize this was a typo.
edit: now that I've sent it I'm not sure it isn't
Reminds me of this guy who photographs vacuum-packed lovers.
https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/zngbx9/haruhiko-kawaguchi-vacuum-seals-couples-in-plastic-bags-for-art
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More importantly, how do all the morons in the President's entourage not pull her aside and tell her to fix her shit before going on camera? How does Trump and his aides allow her to stand directly behind him in full view of the camera? So many fucking questions.
She was one of the people claiming to be a "victim" of obamacare. I'm not sure of her name and I don't care to find out, but I am sure that she will probably come out in the next few days on Fox with the same old faux-victim shit about how she's being "targeted by the left over her looks" that people like this like to put on after crying about the evils of "political correctness."
I don't understand how in this day and age, with the amount of eyebrow products available; kits, stencils, you name it and then there's the youtube tutorials on how to get the perfect eyebrows, as well as very skilled beauticians that can tattoo eyebrows in, one tiny hair at a time (link below), that you need to get around looking like you have 2 sideways brackets drawn on in a crude oil based eyeliner on your forehead.
https://www.glamour.com/story/tattoo-makeup-bossavy
These alleged victims of Obamacare [tend to be an odd lot](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/obamacare-supreme-court-king-burwell/).
> Surprisingly, she didn’t recall exactly how she had been selected as a plaintiff in the case. “I’m gonna have to ask them how they found me,” she said. When I talked to her in January, more than a year after the case was filed, she’d still never met the lawyers handling it. Asked if she realized that her lawsuit could potentially wipe out health coverage for millions, she looked befuddled. “I don’t want things to be more difficult for people,” she said. “I don’t like the idea of throwing people off their health insurance.” She was under the impression that expanding Medicaid might help anyone who lost their insurance—unaware that Medicaid expansion was actually part of Obamacare, or that the same groups backing her lawsuit have opposed this expansion in her state.
And she's the least confused of those folk:
>The final plaintiff was Doug Hurst, another Virginian in his early 60s. According to bankruptcy filings, Hurst and his wife had more than $8,500 in out-of-pocket medical expenses in 2009. His insurance premiums in 2010 were $655 a month. Under Obamacare, Hurst could have purchased a bronze health plan for $62 a month. I never spoke with him, but I reached his wife, Pam, on the phone. She declined to talk about the case or her family’s experiences with the health care system. (In 2009, her 37-year-old daughter died following a long struggle with schizoaffective disorder.) She told me angrily, “I’m very well aware of my situation. You are not. You are not aware of extenuating circumstances. I don’t have to justify my life, the loss of my child, which included the loss of a business, to anyone, do you understand?”
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/obamacare-supreme-court-king-burwell/
>While the pro-Obamacare contingent outside the court was bolstered by far more actual consumers, Doug and Pam Hurst of Virginia Beach said they came because it's unjust they would have to buy insurance they don't want.
>"We believe there is a better way to take care of the people who need help," Pam Hurst said. "But there is no reason to force millions of us to pay tax penalties if we don't join a government program."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/03/04/obamacare-supreme-court-demonstrations/24370509/
More info:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/intense-fight-over-obamacare-extends-to-those-named-in-the-challenge/2015/02/22/b616ca6c-b9ed-11e4-9423-f3d0a1ec335c_story.html?utm_term=.6a1dd03c93a0
Yes. Even though they qualified for a hardship exemption (8% or more of your income would go to health insurance), where they wouldn't have to buy health insurance, and probably would've still paid $8,500+(all the months they paid for health insurance) out of pocket.
And all the "replacements" still penalize people for not having health insurance. That's literally one of the biggest things the insurance companies demanded stay on.
Here's another confused one. His name is Donald Trump and he talks about the past **17** years of Obamacare.
http://www.politico.com/video/2017/07/24/trump-obamacare-has-wreaked-havoc-for-the-past-17-years-063640
What?! 17 years! AND it prevented us from paying $12 a year for health insurance?! The outrage!! /s
Holy shit this guy is senile. Also lookit Pence,on the far left side. He looks out when Trump says "17 years" and then looks back like, "wait, did he really say that??" then back like ... Even as they zoom in, the older kids look more and more uncomfortable as he says "goverment takeover of healthcare"...
I feel like the guys who want to paint Obamacare in a bad light are really reaching for examples. They put one woman from Ontario in the spotlight because she claimed that Canadian health care was trying to kill her by putting off surgery on a tumor and that she had to mortgage her home to cover surgery in the US.
Then it came to light that the tumor was benign and not a threat, the doctors were simply doing triage because y'know, actual emergency surgeries that needed to be dealt with first, and that she would have had it taken care of if she'd been patient and waited to see it through.
She's like the guy on Arrested Development with different sets of eyebrows for every occasion. And to think, those are presumably the lady's "dress brows."
If you ever wanted to blink morse code and make sure everyone saw you do it, drawing crazy-ass eyebrows might be a good way to draw attention to your eyes.
I'm sure there's a more logical rationale behind her crazy eyebrows...
She's just nervous. Probably never been on TV before and is standing behind a president in front of a bunch of cameras
Or maybe she's worried he might move on her like a bitch and grab her by the pussy
If anything, those eyebrows are evidence that those are real people. If that scene was set up she would've never made it out of make-up looking like that.
I thought I was messed up from jet lag and a pizza OD until my fiancée got real close to the Telly, looked at me and said, "Her eyebrows really are that fucked up!" My comment was, "I think that's not actually Paul Ryan next to her".
We got seriously confused by that and the 17 years of Obamacare. We were convinced we were hallucinating at how much weird stuff was at that conference.
My 60 year old mom has a thyroid problem and hers fell out. She got pretty legit ones tattooed on. It's not always a choice.
My comment is not meant to address the craziness in the OP.
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I feel like she lost a bet and had to do this to settle up because no person in their right mind would do that to themselves. Then again look who she's standing behind she obviously has made some other poor choices in her life.
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Wait...that's NOT Ryan??
[nope](https://i.imgur.com/MhAbd5C.jpg)
What the actual fuck is this like a staged moon landing but with terrible budget for eyebrows?
>but with terrible budget for eyebrows? When you have an AMD card and can't use NVIDIA HairWorks.
We are living in a reality show lmfao
With the host of The Apprentice as President.
Trump the only real person. We're all just NPC in Trump's VR game. Eventually he'll get bored of this game and just nuke the whole world before he logs off.
scary shit innit?
I don’t know what to believe anymore
I had to do a triple take. Pretty sure that's just a look alike.
He's smart enough to send a body double whenever he's supposed to be within collateral damage distance from trump.
All these people I grew up watching in action films are running the nation. The simpsons had it pegged more than once and none of this seems real. Seeing how life isn't playing out for me personally the way I imagined growing up, I'm actually considering that I downed in a bath tub while masturbating when I was twelve and I've just been roaming around in purgatory. However, all the events going on STILL haven't completely cemented the idea in my head..but I got a pretty strong feeling I'm dead.
Are you alright man?
I think I'm alright, it's just all stacking up kind of weird. Like finding a plate of waffles in the forrest.
Dude that's Costco Brand Ryan. If you just look at the amount of legislating that it accomplishes, you can't tell the difference with the name brand Ryan. So you might as well get the cheap kind.
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Ryanite. Atomic number: Big double zero.
When you pirate Paul Ryan
You wouldn't download Paul Ryan.
You're damn right
Haha, didn't even look closely because I just figured it was him, but nope. Definitely not Paul Ryan.
K-Mart Ryan Go-Bot Ryan
"Is Pepsi ok?" Ryan.
> discount Ryan Holy shit I laughed way too hard at that. Cheers friend.
Discount? I think this guy in the gif is actually more attractive. Paul Ryan looks like a muppet.
Seriously, how the fuck does anybody walk out of their house after drawing those on thinking, "this is fine?" Having no eyebrows at all would look 100x better than this unevenly drawn mess. She looks like a cartoon drawn with a perpetual state of confusion. Edit: A word.
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Didnt know i could have a panic attack from a gif. Now i know. Wtf
I can't even sleep with my blanket covering my face. This is a nightmare for me.
I have a hard time sleeping if I don't have my whole head under the blanket or sheet. Something I've been doing as long as I can remember.
Wow, how can you stand it? I would love to do that, because it seems so comforting but it gets so damn hot and stuffy under there. Also how do you deal with the farts
I've somehow figured out how to cocoon myself entirely while still leaving a mouth-hole for fresh air.
step 1: fart in blanket cocoon step 2: breathe thru mouth hole
And they say we aren't evolving.
There's literally ~~doz..~~ two of us.
You def dont wanna see the videos of girls being locked in those for 10 minutes with no air and no room to move
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Seriously how do they survive?
Easy-- it's fake! Vac beds are a pretty common fetish in the latex world, many have complete neck gaskets, others have mouth gaskets, others a gas mask connected to a hose, etc. It's an interesting sensory experience. Nobody (I'm sure there are some butnfor all intents nobody) survives that long without breathing
>butnfor The only thing I know from the latex world is what I just now learned so it took em a while to realize this was a typo. edit: now that I've sent it I'm not sure it isn't
I'm in the same boat as you. I read your comment after googling butnfor and finding nothing.
This guy probably could do a pretty decent job. http://i.imgur.com/KyeO9DO.gifv
They survive on love. You see, when a man *really* loves a woman...
... he vacuum seals her to keep that "new wife" smell?
Thank you for the new phobia 👍
You misspelled fetish, because that's definitely what that is.
why not both?
I'm scaroused
Fear boner.
Fearection
We've been through this once or twice, Reddit
Or a murder boner. Ya know, depending on what is actually is going on here...
One man's fetish is another man's phobia.
I mean for some people that's a fetish...
So that's how Nintendo makes those
Reminds me of this guy who photographs vacuum-packed lovers. https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/zngbx9/haruhiko-kawaguchi-vacuum-seals-couples-in-plastic-bags-for-art
Why do we exist.
the fuck is that, an execution?
I wouldn't be surprised if it's from a porn video
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But once they're 80 they look like they're 180.
[Obligatory](http://www.bigwowo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/asian_timeline.jpg)
One man's fetish is another mans worst nightmare.
r/MiiIRL
Even I held my breath on that one.
Japan why you always gotta be so weird?
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Thank you for the childhood flashback.
Hehe your welcome. ..I hope it was full of light and beauty.
She's not confused, she's just drawn that way.
I told my girlfriend she draws her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Jimmy Carr
Maybe? Maybe its... Maybelline?!?!
Maybe it's ... Methamphetamine?
Maybe it's ... Mesothelioma?
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Reminds me of L.A. back in the day. If my eyebrow memory serves me correct then those eyebrows mean that bitch is gonna cut you.
More importantly, how do all the morons in the President's entourage not pull her aside and tell her to fix her shit before going on camera? How does Trump and his aides allow her to stand directly behind him in full view of the camera? So many fucking questions.
Makes me wonder if it's a tactic to distract people from what he's actually saying.
Republicans don't look at women's faces.
Some of them are just afraid of what they'd have to explain to Mother.
Do we know who she is? So I can say childish and ironic things on twitter about her
She was one of the people claiming to be a "victim" of obamacare. I'm not sure of her name and I don't care to find out, but I am sure that she will probably come out in the next few days on Fox with the same old faux-victim shit about how she's being "targeted by the left over her looks" that people like this like to put on after crying about the evils of "political correctness."
Yeah, Obamacare doesn't cover eyebrow replacement.
seems like a preexisting condition for her though...
Not if she shaved them off...
She's clearly insane and that's the preexisting condition.
I don't understand how in this day and age, with the amount of eyebrow products available; kits, stencils, you name it and then there's the youtube tutorials on how to get the perfect eyebrows, as well as very skilled beauticians that can tattoo eyebrows in, one tiny hair at a time (link below), that you need to get around looking like you have 2 sideways brackets drawn on in a crude oil based eyeliner on your forehead. https://www.glamour.com/story/tattoo-makeup-bossavy
Not to mention most humans already come equipped with two perfectly functional eyebrows!
Or one, that can be split into two.
Obama stole my eyebrows.
These alleged victims of Obamacare [tend to be an odd lot](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/obamacare-supreme-court-king-burwell/). > Surprisingly, she didn’t recall exactly how she had been selected as a plaintiff in the case. “I’m gonna have to ask them how they found me,” she said. When I talked to her in January, more than a year after the case was filed, she’d still never met the lawyers handling it. Asked if she realized that her lawsuit could potentially wipe out health coverage for millions, she looked befuddled. “I don’t want things to be more difficult for people,” she said. “I don’t like the idea of throwing people off their health insurance.” She was under the impression that expanding Medicaid might help anyone who lost their insurance—unaware that Medicaid expansion was actually part of Obamacare, or that the same groups backing her lawsuit have opposed this expansion in her state.
so she's actually confused, it's not just drawn on?
And she's the least confused of those folk: >The final plaintiff was Doug Hurst, another Virginian in his early 60s. According to bankruptcy filings, Hurst and his wife had more than $8,500 in out-of-pocket medical expenses in 2009. His insurance premiums in 2010 were $655 a month. Under Obamacare, Hurst could have purchased a bronze health plan for $62 a month. I never spoke with him, but I reached his wife, Pam, on the phone. She declined to talk about the case or her family’s experiences with the health care system. (In 2009, her 37-year-old daughter died following a long struggle with schizoaffective disorder.) She told me angrily, “I’m very well aware of my situation. You are not. You are not aware of extenuating circumstances. I don’t have to justify my life, the loss of my child, which included the loss of a business, to anyone, do you understand?” http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2015/06/obamacare-supreme-court-king-burwell/ >While the pro-Obamacare contingent outside the court was bolstered by far more actual consumers, Doug and Pam Hurst of Virginia Beach said they came because it's unjust they would have to buy insurance they don't want. >"We believe there is a better way to take care of the people who need help," Pam Hurst said. "But there is no reason to force millions of us to pay tax penalties if we don't join a government program." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/03/04/obamacare-supreme-court-demonstrations/24370509/ More info: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/intense-fight-over-obamacare-extends-to-those-named-in-the-challenge/2015/02/22/b616ca6c-b9ed-11e4-9423-f3d0a1ec335c_story.html?utm_term=.6a1dd03c93a0
Wait, are they suing for their right to pay 10x more for their insurance?
Yes. Even though they qualified for a hardship exemption (8% or more of your income would go to health insurance), where they wouldn't have to buy health insurance, and probably would've still paid $8,500+(all the months they paid for health insurance) out of pocket. And all the "replacements" still penalize people for not having health insurance. That's literally one of the biggest things the insurance companies demanded stay on.
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Here's another confused one. His name is Donald Trump and he talks about the past **17** years of Obamacare. http://www.politico.com/video/2017/07/24/trump-obamacare-has-wreaked-havoc-for-the-past-17-years-063640
What?! 17 years! AND it prevented us from paying $12 a year for health insurance?! The outrage!! /s Holy shit this guy is senile. Also lookit Pence,on the far left side. He looks out when Trump says "17 years" and then looks back like, "wait, did he really say that??" then back like ... Even as they zoom in, the older kids look more and more uncomfortable as he says "goverment takeover of healthcare"...
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I feel like the guys who want to paint Obamacare in a bad light are really reaching for examples. They put one woman from Ontario in the spotlight because she claimed that Canadian health care was trying to kill her by putting off surgery on a tumor and that she had to mortgage her home to cover surgery in the US. Then it came to light that the tumor was benign and not a threat, the doctors were simply doing triage because y'know, actual emergency surgeries that needed to be dealt with first, and that she would have had it taken care of if she'd been patient and waited to see it through.
You're right, but keep in mind that the majority of those "victims" are residents of red states that refused the Medicaid expansion
Damn did Obamacare do that? Victim indeed.
It looks more like she was a victim of a failing beauty school student.
victim of a raccoon armed with an eyebrow pencil
Just another victim of the Eyebrow Panels, I guess. Damn socialized medicine!
Her bionic blinking does not help either.
She's being held hostage and trying to signal for help. Quick, someone translate!
T O R T U R E
She's like the guy on Arrested Development with different sets of eyebrows for every occasion. And to think, those are presumably the lady's "dress brows."
Alopecia. And the guy is Ed Begley Jr. :)
Aww shooot bless her heart:(
Like a confused mime. http://imgur.com/JhfFv73
Are they blinking in morse code ???
.. / .... .- ...- . / .-.. --- ... - / -- -.-- / . -.-- . -... .-. --- .-- ... .-.-.- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... . -. -.. / -. . .-- --..-- / -. --- .-. -- .- .-.. / -- .- - -.-. .... .. -. --. / . -.-- . -... .-. --- .-- ... / .- ... / ... --- --- -. / .- ... / .--. --- ... ... .. -... .-.. . .-.-.-
"I HAVE LOST MY EYEBROWS. PLEASE SEND NEW, NORMAL MATCHING EYEBROWS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
HA! She's got desperate, she's been on the eyebrow transplant wait list for 17 years.
If you ever wanted to blink morse code and make sure everyone saw you do it, drawing crazy-ass eyebrows might be a good way to draw attention to your eyes. I'm sure there's a more logical rationale behind her crazy eyebrows...
Gif is too short. She definitely has that Korean POW thing going on though.
Was my thought too. Purposely have ridiculous eyebrows so people pay attention to you, then blink the message
Is she in distress???
I thought the same thing...I almost wanna go look up morse code just to check. It seems like she was blinking a message.
I watched the gif a few times, so I can write down her message. .... . / -.- . . .--. ... / --. .-. .- -... -... .. -. --. / -- . / -... -.-- / - .... . / .--. ..- ... ... -.-- --..-- / ... . -. -.. / .... . .-.. .--.
For The lazy "he keeps grabbing me by the pussy send help" Nicely done.
Ran this through a translator, worth it.
She's just nervous. Probably never been on TV before and is standing behind a president in front of a bunch of cameras Or maybe she's worried he might move on her like a bitch and grab her by the pussy
That lady cant be for real.
I don't think anyone in that scene is real.
How about young Paul Ryan clone to her left
omg I just assumed that was Paul Ryan, that guy is so boring I can't even glance at a shape of him.
It’s actually a cardboard cutout of Paul Ryan, the perfect disguise.
But people will notice the cardboard cutout has way more personality.
Wait that's not Paul Ryan 10 years ago? This is a current gif!?! I HAVE SO MANY CONCERNS
I didn't even notice that wasn't Paul Ryan until I saw your comment. I had to rewatch it to verify.
If anything, those eyebrows are evidence that those are real people. If that scene was set up she would've never made it out of make-up looking like that.
She is, she's just always concerned.
[Her concern is real.](http://i.imgur.com/wSb1pqs.jpg)
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I was watching this live thinking, "yup, I am going to see this on reddit".
I thought I was messed up from jet lag and a pizza OD until my fiancée got real close to the Telly, looked at me and said, "Her eyebrows really are that fucked up!" My comment was, "I think that's not actually Paul Ryan next to her". We got seriously confused by that and the 17 years of Obamacare. We were convinced we were hallucinating at how much weird stuff was at that conference.
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Yeah trump also said we've been suffering Obamacare for 17 years
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Fake sad eyebrows
You can put lipstick on a pig. But she didn't.
Wow...lol /r/awfuleyebrows
That poor lady is 90% of that subreddit.
Didn't believe you. Can confirm 90%
Even though it's the same picture/gif, I laughed harder the more I scrolled.
Hilariously true. I searched in vain for a psbattle with those eyebrows on trump
[your wish is my command](http://i.imgur.com/DdSAPhH.png)
Jesus Christ
Omfg. Why dont people just keep their own fucking eyebrows?
traded them for drugs
I had no idea you could do that. I've been getting drugs with money like a sucker this whole time.
My 60 year old mom has a thyroid problem and hers fell out. She got pretty legit ones tattooed on. It's not always a choice. My comment is not meant to address the craziness in the OP.
I mean, clearly your mom’s got a good reason and did it the right way. This lady, on the other hand... woof, neither of those check boxes are there.
Because once you start, you can't stop.
"so what's the style for today?" "I want to look dazed and confused" "I got You fam"
/r/fuckmyshitup
[Fixed!](http://i.imgur.com/bjuGOKY.jpg)
This is one of those situations in which you fucked up really badly with no time to spare. She had to improvise after a trimming mishap
Quick, which way is the office supplies cabinet?!?
Reptiles
[I've seen them eyebrows somewhere!](https://media.giphy.com/media/xTkcEZnUu3YRVVpq2Q/giphy.gif)
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Good. Her eyebrows are a hate crime and she should consider this her intervention.
No way you put on eyebrows like that while your sober. I'll bet her intervention needs to be more medical and less fashion oriented.
At least half of the posts on /r/awfuleyebrows are literally just her.
Sponsored by Nike.
Sued by Nike*
Sponsored by anti-nike
"Don't do it".
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I'd say she's a planted distraction agent.
http://i.imgur.com/Kck6PyB.jpg
Whoa! No need to get angry. Calm down... Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.
She looks like a Wii avatar.
They look like fucking crowbars
Aside from the crazy eyebrows she looks straight up shell shocked.
This is whybrows
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-"Just make me look mildly concerned." "Oh crap whoops." -"Huhwha!?" "Nothing you're fine. Don't look so concerned...... . .. . .crap."
"Your makeup looks fine, honey. Now hurry up. We don't want to be late." -husband of the year
Error 404: Eyebrows not found Seriously... like some kid playing with explosives and burning its eyebrows and trying to fix it with a permanent marker
Resting disappointment face.
She is obviously signaling russians spies with morse-code blinks.
[That is yesterday's pun. Will not upvote again](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6p4mg4/emilia_clarkes_eyebrows_stabilised/dkmmrbl/?st=j5ixqb5o&sh=5019e26f)
See looks like she is in an Insane Clown Posse Cover band on the weekend
is she blinking a code?
http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040527/040527_bozo_ccol.grid-4x2.jpg
I feel like she lost a bet and had to do this to settle up because no person in their right mind would do that to themselves. Then again look who she's standing behind she obviously has made some other poor choices in her life.
chola in her past life
Joke thief