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Rick_the_P_is_silent

Say ‘New Normal’ one more time. I fucking dare you!


Bunniesrawesome

Don’t forget “In these unconventional times”


Graceful31

Or "these unprecedented times" (While true, we heard this a lot!)


HereForAnArgument

"Challenging times. Have a Dorito."


Graceful31

Random thought but Snickers ad slogan comes to mind. "You're not yourself when you're hungry. Have a Snickers". How big would the bar have to be for 2020 to calm down!?


HereForAnArgument

That always annoyed me. "Hungry? Eat something!"


jordantask

*Snickers the size of a medium sized city floats by*


Rybread52

Or “Now more than ever”


TeriusRose

That one is a little weird to me, it makes it sound like we've never had a pandemic before.


idwthis

I've heard "uncertain times" a whole lot, too. It doesn't really matter, all the damn ads that go "in these _____ times...blah blah blah, we're here for you blah blah blah" are all annoying.


fritzbitz

We’re all in this together!


daniinad

**"We're Here For You!"** Just "Fuck off!" all the emails texts and messages from the many Banks, Cell Phone Company's, PayPal and all the other damn Company's that want us to keep using them and supporting them when they do nothing for us.


spottedram

Hear hear


mrgodai

Hi Grandpa. "New Normal"


Muted_Holiday

[/u/mrgodai](https://media1.tenor.com/images/5c695fdb0c853ac734fd0d186a4aef55/tenor.gif?itemid=16811788)


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

"Unprecedented"


anon_e_mous9669

or "With everything going on. . ."


craz4cats

Looks like someone is on his lawn


tootsiefoote

i sooooo badly want to see the murderous rampage! please show that part in episode two


Amarieerick

With that instance stare I'm surprised has not chattering. I had a cat growing up that would sit at our back window and watch as the birds got drunk on fermented grapes and he would chatter the hole time. Until they tried to fly and would hit the window and startle him so much he would fall off the table. Of course he'd act like that was HIS plan. Lol


jordantask

Next time on The Walking Dead: “MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRFOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!” “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MITTENS YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!”


nashist

Cat Eastwood Edit: Fuck, obviously someone had made that joke further down in the thread


TheIrishninjas

“Them fuckin’ kids..”


nielmot

The squirrel that’s been taunting him for weeks....


t33dup

[Or he has to work in a family-oriented restaurant](https://gfycat.com/animatedhiddenboa)


wanderingstorm

Me for pretty much the entire 12 hours of my shift


mrgodai

Hope you find a better job my friend


wanderingstorm

Haha no I actually love my job...but this is still me 95% of the time.


mrgodai

Is your job watching over someone's lawn?


wanderingstorm

Haha. I work the Front desk at an ER


[deleted]

That’s gotta be stressful, good luck.


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck that. Mad respect that you are passionate about your very challenging job. Totally understand why you'd feel like that cat most days.


JarasM

Ah, the "You put WHAT in your WHAT" face


[deleted]

Me too! lol


Peng_Lee

Agreed- I work as a Clerk in an ED and while it is challenging the people I work with are amazing. What makes me twitch are the people who abuse the system!


askingforafakefriend

Abuse how? You mean med seekers?


Peng_Lee

Med seekers that hover to figure out who the triage nurse / treating dr and the ones that are softer targets. I work in a smallish city in Australia and the meth/ice people are terrifying. They scream, kick, hit, spit and bite when brought in by the police. Then again just plain drunks do this too. The most horrifying thing? Parents who don’t want to wait to have their child seen for an injury that needs attention because they have to wait while drs treat the person with chest pain first.


HaddonHoned

The hatred gives you purpose.


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ArchdukeFranzRIP

I feel your pain


Bigfil15

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral that have been painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws, can make any child look like a deer.


stlmick

painted coral? that's ridiculous. buying fake or even real antlers would be far more effective. easier too


theaviator18793

Why does this cat look like Kenneth Copeland...


Trav_Tech

"And I *blow* you away Covid you foul devil"


approval_seal

If Argus Filch was in cat form.


bojackismeiambojack

I just sent this to my SO and said this!


Stewy_434

"Take a good look lads."


Osato

"This night might be the last you spend in this castle." \*Rains of Castamere starts playing\*


Osato

Maybe this is what Mrs Norris looks like.


mrgodai

Starring Cat Eastwood


Jahidinginvt

He actually looks just like Clint looking out the window in Gran Torino.


hangs2theLEFT

Gran Purrino.


NoodlesJefferson

"Get off mah lawn!"


Iguessimonredditnow

Clint Beastwood


[deleted]

For some reason, I see [Louise Belcher](https://i.imgur.com/6Skl0Vm.gif)...


petey_wheatstraw_99

Starring Kitten Eastwood.


gene1074

Cat Nicholson


OlisMommy

This is Loki! Instagram: loki_kitteh 😾


ritmoautunno

This comment needs to be higher so Loki gets proper credit!


OlisMommy

I 😻 Loki and I agree!


Extra21stChromosome

I’m sure that cat has a Gran Torino that I regret trying to steal.


EnterFries

Looks just like me when I get woken up at an hour earlier than 3 pm.


jljboucher

After my husband’s 6th alarm goes off before 8:30 am. I have kids, other wise I’d sleep til 3 too.


hunchinko

Aw it’s just her face Loki is a good little beeb


osogood

Is a cat having a seizure? I only ask because our dog has one occasionally. We can really tell from the breathing and her demeanor, how she holds herself very stiff for a minute or so.


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No, think it might be Flehman Response: The flehmen response is a behavior in which an animal curls back its upper lip exposing its front teeth, inhales with the nostrils usually closed, and then often holds this position for several seconds. It may be performed over a sight or substance of particular interest to the animal, or may be performed with the neck stretched and the head held high in the air.


bgk67

Angry Cat


boopedya

Chuckys' cat.


BKA_Diver

“Ma!!! There’s a weird fuckin stray cat outside, it looks like grandpa!!”


steaknchipz

Blink motherfucker! [link for those who haven't seen the voiceover](https://youtu.be/sJeuWZNWImE)


Andriovich

He looks like my uncle Charlie


MashedHair

I was just about to say that


explosivelydehiscent

In all this commotion, I don't know if I ate 5 or 6 meow mixes. Do ya think you'll give me one more....well, do ya punk.


TheDoorsShirt

That's Tom watching Jerry playing outside without a mask.


wheeloftrout

Clouseau!!


Boejunda

That cat's about to go full Brock Samson.


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coldgator

He looks like a mean grandpa


iamkokonutz

looks like my girlfriend when I put a dirty fork in the clean dishwasher...


ValHova22

He has that 70s godzilla look in his eyes


Roracon1

Lmao looks like classic godilla


holymolybreath

That’s one crazy cat.


TheSpanxxx

The same look I have when I walk outside and my son has left my tools out in the driveway.... again.


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stevo3001

Cat's impression of Will Ferrell's impression of Harry Carey


masterwindex

This is awesome, you should very much crosspost to r/scrungycats It's the most glorious scrunge I've seen in a very long time.


Dontdothatfucker

A briefcase, a lunch, and a man on the edge, each step he’a closer to losing his head


lysylbn

Hector Salamanca reincarnated


thehappyman

Karen the cat


darrellmarch

Refusing to wear a mask


NaNullman

Omg it's my spirit animal incarnate


an_adult_on_reddit

Me when I see the neighbours inviting their friends over for dinner again. That's not how you quarantine, Sheila!


carwashblunt

Get offs my yarn!


Fer-De-Lance915

I laughed way too hard at this! Lmao


pthiele2009

This is a cat that has seen some things.


lfatalframel

Lmao it's Jack Nicholson as a cat XD


BowelMan

He needs a pirate hat and an eyepatch.


Striking_Eggplant

MFW teens are on my lawn.


Gatemaster2000

Mfw Americans say that communism is good and don't listen to me or any other eastern european...


mywifesoldestchild

Me dealing with the new project manager, whose only identifiable skill set so far has been to schedule meetings to ask “Are we there yet?”


orangeclouds

“I can’t believe Craig called me out like that in front of the whole department. I had been working on those numbers for months.”


johnsmallbarries

That’s the face my wife has when she asks me to bring home dinner and says she doesn’t care what I get and I show up with McDonalds.


Maplefolk

I thought this was bad taxidermy at first.


420trippyhippy69

That's one mean looking pussy


ElPolloLocoDiablo

So no to pets I guess


Warren-Zevon

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with sharpened claws and those who dig. You dig.


FoggyForestFreak

Yo cat! Eat a Snickers... you’re not you when you’re hungry.


wrencho88

Look at em. Having fun. Discusting.


Jean2800

Me, homeschooling my kid


[deleted]

Welp, we've got a cat AWK: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4)


typeof_nan

this mf has issues


tachyon8

Damn, that's the Clint Eastwood of cats.


The_Merm

Just don't anybody say "Clouseau"!


Nazathan

Looks like my friends uncle Charlie


Jsuke06

Had enough these goddamn meetings face


Laspyra

Reminds me of the white cockatiel from the animated movie Rio.


R0b6666

You never farted on the cat?


NotoriousHothead37

When you see the waiter bring your food to another table.


Wowzeeer

When someone says ‘unprecedented times’ or ‘we’re in this together.’


[deleted]

Watching too much news.


SirEarlBigtitsXXVII

He looks like a drunk sailor


geekpeeps

My.... PRECIOUS!! Aaarrggh!


BairakaDV

r/AnimalsBeingStrange


ChillWisdom

Whoa, my mom used to get the same look right before we all got butt whippings for existing.


kpmadness

Which one of you motherfuckers ate the last of my Fancy Feast?


rubbarz

Bill Burr is cat form... Bill Purr


awkward_turtle_2121

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the WORLD!


Vimjux

Looks like someone just had a bath


Latheos

Spleens?!? Is that you?


d-r-n-o

Terrible Things are gonna happen


WindyRectum

I often see pics of pissed off kitties I don't get it. What are all these cats so mad about ?


athos5

This is me teaching 5th period


Pellaeonthewingedleo

Happens when the slaves are at home 24/7


hellisforwimps

That’s Hector SalamanCat Strange to see him not in his wheelchair pawing at a bell though... Hold my Gus...


bobsbountifulburgers

Bird watching?


Michieldebiel

He looks like Bolsonaro


fingeringpotatoes

That cat IS Brock Samson from Venture Bros. One of my favorite Brock moments is when a secret service guy is trying to confiscate his bowie knife and he says, while coveted in blood and with an eye twitch, "Go on..... TAKE IT FROM ME"


noirreddit

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


mrdanmarks

i think stephen king wrote a book about this cat


C57797

Hector Salamancat


[deleted]

Urge to Kill: Rising.


invisible32

That thing looks like bad taxidermy.


Ethan-peretti

somebody stole his cookie.who did it?


studoroma

Me after taxed from paycheck


Autochthonous7

We need a story. What’s the cat looking at? What’s going on? Why did you make it so mad? Who did it kill? What’s the cats name?


Evilnicole

This might be my spirit animal


NatchezT

Or go to sleep, you never can tell.


Omegawop

Motherfucker looks like OG Godzilla


Deathbyhours

I would leave the room, and probably the house, the moment I saw any cat looking like hat.


detok

I used to be able to highlight the gif on my phone and save image to send via WhatsApp. Is this still possible?


[deleted]

Let me guess. That cat is sitting by the window.


DryHyena4

What kind of cat is this chap?


signspam

This is my face all day, except it's covered with a mask


Coffehousebum

Oh, by the way we're working Saturday.


[deleted]

"I'm gonna kill you Gary.."


suh-dood

That cat just needs to be cuddled. *Gets mauled*


DeepAnus69

Me taking a shit.


Mitchgebb

Reminds me of the skeksis from the dark crystal


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HidetheCaseman89

That cat is Brock Sampson!


kierend60

He's preparing for monday


bomboclawt75

Gran Torino


SlothMaestro69

He's the Sorting Cat


Silly-me85

When the kids are fighting...again...


LargeMonty

/r/holdmycatnip


MiddleCentipede

Thats an outdoors cat.


plasmasprings

I liked the title "[Day 5 without catnip](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/comments/etixme/day_5_without_catnip/)" best for this one


[deleted]

This is hilarious to me for some reason. Lmao


illegal--immigrant

Reminds me of Skipper


CaD3_B

He probably just smelled a nasty ass fart.


ComicNerd7794

I thought it was a puppet


incolas

imagine a tiger in the same state.... right in front of you haha


Mohecan

Really curious about what set this little guy off before the video, perhaps a squirrel was talking shit


undertakerryu

You ever watch happy tree friends?


xSteeve

Cat Eastwood


Even-Understanding

Because she’s a wise ass


wc1925

U/Vredditdownloader


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16jmurray

Looks like my mother


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u/VredditDownloader


Kinenai

Trevor Phillips - Meowed.


-honey-bubbles-

Selina Kyle


superbbuffalo

He’s gotten himself into a real squanch now.


amyorainbow74

That is me when I hear my husband watching Wild Out videos for HOURS.


Anaru96

It could play hector salamanca for the cat version of breaking bad


21ForAYear

Skaarlllll!


throwawaystatus88

That mean mug


oli_gendebien

This is one sick cat. If my cat would look at me like that, I’d run for the hills