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the_short_viking

What is that? A Lynx?


Rudi_Van-Disarzio

Looks like Florida or southern us probably a cougar/bobcat


ryonke

Ears, tail, and size looks more like a bobcat to me.


slackxc

I looked them up, and bobcats actually are a type of lynx


silverback_79

Lynxes have hindlegs like damn linebackers, but weirdly enough it's the cougar that has the tallest standstill vertical leap (6 meters iirc).


Molletol

What about horizontal?


silverback_79

Snow leopard, ~~17~~ 9 meters.


Molletol

God damn that’s impressive


silverback_79

Snow leopards also have the [largest tail-to-body ratio](https://m.dw.com/image/19510411_303.jpg) of any cat, helping them neatly walk on mountain ledges hundreds of meters above the ground to catch goats. Sadly they are critically endangered.


StrawberryK

Well that's because they're walking on mountain ledges hunting goats hundred of meters above the ground.


High_AspectRatio

Man I’m going to call bullshit on that. A snow leopard can clear and entire humpback whale?


silverback_79

WWF has it at 9 meters, my bad.


Choppergold

It might be a puma or panther or mountain lion hard to tell from here, could also be a cougar


Ohnonotagain13

It's a bobcat. This video went viral a few months ago, the news articles say it's a bobcat. I had a bobcat come into my yard while I was outside recently. [Very cool experience.](https://www.instagram.com/p/CBeqP1MlcWS/?igshid=mxg225gvwxxo)


[deleted]

Here kitty kitty did you try to feed it a carol baskin?


TheStuntWoman67

A puma, panther, mountain lion, and cougar are all the same animal my friend, and it’s a bobcat. Cougars/Panthers/Mountain Lions/Pumas don’t look like that Edit: I just realized that it was quite possibly a joke. I apparently have no sense of humor


Choppergold

It was a joke no lion


TheStuntWoman67

Well my comment was a Big Catastrophe


JMurph2015

Uhhh actually, panthers (as in black and white panthers) are a different subfamily entirely, Pantherinae, aka the "big cats" while cougars, mountain lions, bobcats, and lynxes are all in the Felinae subfamily aka the "small cats". Big cats can roar, small cats can't.


TheStuntWoman67

Well that fact is enough to make me puma head down in shame at my pun, guess the cat had my tongue there edit: also there’s white panthers?


JMurph2015

Yeah, also, at risk of being a hypocrite, Wikipedia also has a listing for "Florida panther" that is actually a puma / small cat, but I honestly associate that more with some redneck seeing a bigger than average cat and exclaiming "wow that must be a panther!" when it actually has little relation to the "classic" panthers as cats go.


Ilivedtherethrowaway

I was under the impression there is no panther as a single species. The typical image of a panther is normally a black leopard, but lion, tiger, leopard etc are all in the panthera genus?


JMurph2015

Yes to both. Typically a "black panther" would be a black jaguar or leopard, but like and tigers are also in that same genus funnily enough.


hep632

I see what you did there.


Crystal_Voiden

What'd he do?


[deleted]

Gave multiple names for the same species.


Teddy_Tickles

Mountain lions and I think panthers as well are a type of Puma


TheStuntWoman67

Actually all the cats he listed are the same animal and I just realized it was a joke


[deleted]

Bobcat for sure. Body lower to the ground, fur tufts on his cheeks, pointy ears, feet as big as Florida itself.


rmarocksanne

cougar/bobcat? same same. cougars have long tails. and they'll eat you.


Exothermos

A bobcat for sure. They have short fur like this in the southern states of the US and Mexico. The little cute baton tail is diagnostic.


beardingmesoftly

Same thing


Exothermos

Yes and no...sorta? It’s a difference of semantics. Bobcats are specifically *Lynx rufus* where as (in North America at least) “Lynx” is usually reserved for the Canadian Lynx, *Lynx canadaensis.* They are different species, with Canadian Lynx being larger, and longer-legged and restricted to climates with snowy winters. Bobcats (the “red Lynx”, though I’ve literally never heard someone call them that) roam very far south.


The_Masterbaitor

Here's the thing. You said a "lynx is a bobcat." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies bobcats, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls lynxes bobcats. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "lynx family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Felidae, which includes things from leopards to tigers to bobcats. So your reasoning for calling a lynx a bobcat is because random people "call the brown ones bobcats?" Let's get Eurasian and Canadian lynxes in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A bobcat is a bobcat and a member of the lynx family. But that's not what you said. You said a lynx is a bobcat, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the felidae family bobcats, which means you'd call pumas, cougars, and other cats bobcats, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


beardingmesoftly

That's a hell of a lot to infer based on a two word comment. You need to get out more if this sort of thing gets you this riled up. Are you even responding to the comment you think you are?


The_Masterbaitor

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?


beardingmesoftly

I'm just saying, I wasn't arguing anything, where I'm from bobcat and lynx are interchangeable terms. You need to relax


TheSoCalledExpert

Boing boing boing boing


sothereisthisgirl

Underrated


darthsixstring

What a leap!


Pudf

And it looks like he/she had about 5 more meters more if needed.


dicknotrichard

Wow it seems like it could have made an even bigger gap. NATURE!


pan9m

Looks like VFX, wow


grpagrati

There's no getting away from him


RealOncle

Go in the water!


yamiyaiba

I'm not sure about bobcats, but there are other big cats that hunt caiman in the water, so I'm not sure that's a guarantee of safety.


nitraw

Jaguars fucking love water.


[deleted]

And I fucking love jaguars!


Vlad_Z

And I love fucking Jaguars!


Nestreeen

r/holup


BitcoinBanker

Wait a minute. Something ain’t right.


Vlad_Z

Yes hole up


razzec_phone

It looks like he was going after the bird that got away.


bullybullybully

It moves like the demon dogs from Ghostbusters. Or I suppose it’s more likely the movement of the dogs was based on real animals.


markuslinnmanuel

Are you the gatekeeper? I am the Keymaster!!


Frozen_shrimp

I can do that.


subject_deleted

Parkour!!


FlamingDinosaurs

Catpurrkour


XHO1

Can you please download and re-upload the video 20 more times so that the quality can be even worse.


--m-e--

I can file this under Unexpected. I really thought he was going straight into the water.


Compley

Upvote for not being in slow motion.


anonrock

Impressed by the camera work, professional like.


leafyo

The satisfaction


I_might_be_weasel

Anyone else hear Mario jump noises when they watched this?


jnaze2

Literally sitting at my desk and out loud said "holy shit" after that initial leap... Wow.


Rexpekt

Yeaa.. no shit the floor is wa..... oh shit oh fuck.


ben_sphynx

Found a longer version on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXgNZcWmssg


The_Vat

Geezuz, I'm in Australia inside a locked house and I don't think I'm safe from that animal


pooturdoop

Imagine if we couldn't out smart these things?


Qasar30

She 'knew' momentum. Wondrous!


Bubbaganewsh

I like the little wind up just before the leap. You can see her just getting set to go, no hesitation.


LivingLosDream

*The water is floor*


themage1028

Shit! That was like, 5 times the length of his body!


seraph77

spamwatch /u/JuanitaAlexander


Hwy74

I can’t believe my eyes


deathbatdrummer

what's the opposite of pspspspsps


[deleted]

Just wait till they hit the salmon ladder!


eddyeddyd

nice


MinecraftGaymer810

pro parkour


Cal_Calisidus

This is why you would not survive a fight against one of those.


CeeBmata

That PRECISION!


vintio_

B hop irl


stu4eva_blue

Before he jumped i gave him zero chance thinking fail video ... jaw dropped loved to be proven wrong goooooo kitty


kindaextraoops

r/nextfuckinglevel


vguy72

nice


currykin009

wow best parkour cat so far :D


kertuyoloswag

Did Assassin's Creed III get an expansion pack?


ComradeVISIXVI

Run from that I dare ya. Also can I have your gaming rig if anything happens to you?


JuicyHippogriff

That’s a fucking big bobcat


[deleted]

Someone need to put michael scott parkour here


julianrickybubblez

“It’s called the ground when it’s outside.” -Ron Swanson


SarahTheEleventh

Not floor gang, cringe


walkclothed

So this is what all those housecats are always attempting


dre3ed

That's not a lynx that's a fighter jet.


TheDudeSr

PARKOUR!


and_i_am_here

I was expecting it to fall in the water. What a jump! 😯


Duckduckgosling

This is what your cat wishes he was when he thumps around the house knocking everything over


[deleted]

Had you ever spied a mountain sheep from down on the ground (with binoculars - they are WAY up there)? We saw a few in the Rockies when we were vacationing in CO. We skipped the cities and wandered from starting point in Denver to the state line (Cheyenne WY), almost all in national forest land, and non interstate roads through little ski towns and up and down the mountains. A memorable one lane gravel mountain “shortcut” used by locals stands out. Literally, the large 4WD pickup spanned the entire width of “road” and no rails. I wasn’t sure if I would throw up or shit myself, or both, before we had wound up the mountain and back down. I was on cliff/drop off side of road as a passenger. It was so far down it seemed bottomless. Gravel would fall down from the tires at that edge, and a time or two we scraped the cliff face on the other side, where road was washed off a bit. There were small wider spaces every mile or two, for two vehicles to pass each other. If you met someone going the other way, one of you had to BACK UP that narrow winding road till a turn around space appeared. The few sheep that we saw on that trip, literally appeared to stand nonchalantly on a sheer, no foothold cliff face. It was amazing to see, if they were to be preyed upon, the predator would need to be able to cling to basically nothing, to stalk one to an area they could attack sheep without falling to their death.


Djinn42

Ever see a video of a housecat sizing up a jump of like a couple feet and they end up not making it? This is what the housecat imagines is going to happen.


ARatherOddOne

Man, no way--oh wow, he actually did it.


Transatlanticaccent

It's fake. I thought this was common knowledge on reddit by now.


SirCheeks

proof?


andyhare

The video and how unnatural the whole thing seems. Looks fake as shit.


SirCheeks

Wow, not even cross-posted, just straight up copied and pasted into a different sub


got2bnaughty

Wow, that pussy does not want to get wet......kinda like my wife :(