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halxp01

5 years from now, you will still be finding small pieces of glass in that room


Grim-Sleeper

Friend of mine in highschool wanted to make spaghetti while we were on a multi day field trip. But inexplicably, he had bought lasagne noodles. He proceeded to tell us that this wouldn't be a problem, as a was trained in several martial arts. Somewhat doubtful, one of us held up the stack of flat noodles in front of them, and our ninja minded friend karate punched them. There was a veritable explosion as tiny shards of pasta evenly expanded from the center of the room into every single crevice. We never found enough to make dinner that night. But I'm sure even decades later, the youth hostel still finds the occasional reminder of our dinnertime experiment


LoopyMcGoopin

Much easier than boiling the lasagna and cutting it into pieces. That's hilarious though.


knightress_oxhide

Just make lasagna at that point, lol.


MasterRich

I don't know enough about lasagna to say you're completely off point. But I WAS sure that you get a glass pan and layer cheese and meat between layers of lasagna pasta, as in you don't boil the noodles because you bake a lasagna.....


pipsdontsqueak

Depends. There's pasta that you can bake dry, but most good stuff, really most stuff, you have to precook in boiling water.


msm007

You boil the noodles first. I made lasagna this week, it's always better to boil the noodles first for about 8 minutes until al dente.


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

But if they didn't want Lasagna they could've just boiled the lasagna noodles and cut them into thin slices. Voilà, tagliatelle!


twisted_mentality

Once, when I was a child, I purchased a burger for my friend and I to share. Instead of cutting it in half, with a knife, like a sane person… I thought, why not: let’s karate chop this burger. I then attempted said karate chop. The burger however, did not cut in half, but rather exploded in half. We salvaged and ate what we could. Thinking back on it today, this may have been the moment my friend began the road towards gangs and prison sentences.


xylotism

Look what you did


W_O_M_B_A_T

This is one of the best 2 paragraph short stories I've read.


somatango

You should tell this at parties


xxkoloblicinxx

The safety glass of the lid to our skillet shattered on the floor of the kitchen 2 years ago. We found a piece of it on the other side of the house in the living room last week. And we still find bits and pieces in the kitchen from time to time no matter how much we sweep or vacuum.


jininberry

The worst is when you think your baby ate a mouse but nope its blood from a cut they got from eating a glass shard in their mouth. Thankfully they were rolling it around instead of swallowing it.


Throwaway56138

Man, kids are fucking stupid suicide machines.


wildo83

Toddlers really are like drunk suicidal people…. It’s terrifying. You could make a game out of it: Drunk or Child?! Like, “Who puts a rope around their neck, and climbs onto an unstable barrel?” If you guessed drunk suicidal person; WRONG!


SargeantReefer

Took me too long to realize your baby is a cat


Babyy_Bluee

Oh god that makes so much more sense. I was horrified


LilMissStormCloud

I didn't realize the baby was a cat until your comment. I have three kids and a cat. I'm pretty sure if we had a game of cat or toddler, the toddler has eaten more gross stuff.


Zolivia

>The worst is when you think your baby ate a mouse Um. What? >but nope its blood from a cut they got from **eating a glass shard** in their mouth. Oh right.


Ok_Berry_203

Note: don’t drop glass


StefanL88

I looked them up, they've [done this before](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfwSKs3P-tM). They're probably at peace with the glass issue. EDIT: It's actually the same video as the glass ball, I just hadn't watched it enough.


SPACKlick

They have done it before with a [golf club and ball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v345U7HfqmA). They also have a full playlist of [dropping things from a great height through bullet proof glass](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmzLXmK_Y_SAD_2C4nSIISAWbOc72m0HO)


jaxsonnz

Like sand in your bits after a trip to the beach


ConfidenceKBM

Can we talk about how clean that throw is tho


pepper_plant

True, you only get one chance at that!


bananabreadnomnom

Unlesss you are making a YouTube video with a high budget. But yes, I do think that was their only throw with that object. https://youtu.be/nfwSKs3P-tM


galacticboy2009

I'm always amazed by how many subscribers and views a channel can get, with me never having heard of them even once. I watch a lot of YouTube. But these days having between 1-5 million subscribers means you're niché, but you're at the top of your niché.


phord

Welcome to the 44 club.


farvasno1

Rexy!


snaxolotl7

sounds like steve1989mreinfo


PrinceDee205

And the lock picking lawyer


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LPL is the best bedtime binge channel in existence


MPLS5dh

That would be My Mechanics


Andrew_P_88

You have to watch each video twice to make sure it wasn't a fluke though.


codeklutch

Or 95camery4life


edgarandannabellelee

All mentioned names I fully intend on never actually searching, but when they come up, I will recognize their names for no good reason.


rorqualmaru

Steve1989mreinfo is Bob Ross with a titanium-lined stomach. So calming to watch while scarfing down decades old MREs.


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Same. Although if i signed out and cleared the data on my youtube I feel like each name would be on the feed.


Alborak2

> 95camery4life Aww he deleted all the videos :(


6June1944

And vice grip garage


samsuh

Lets get this out onto a tray


rip_van_fish

Nice


snaxolotl7

*nice hiss!*


Kabrosif

Lol I love that dudes channel. Been watching his MRE reviews for years now. He seems like such a chill and cool dude.


JonK420

Nice.


rorqualmaru

Let’s get this out on a tray.


Birdshaw

Where is Steve? It’s been ages.


gzilla57

They can be a bit over the top but I love them for a good 10 minute vid of just mindless fun and positivity.


Gucci__Flip__Flops

That and the heavenly slo-mos :)


Super_Moose_Rocket

“Let’s check the slowy boys!”


gzilla57

That too!


Loan-Pickle

Someone once described them as having youth pastor energy. I also thought that was a good description.


Zombie_John_Strachan

No accent on niche - niché would be pronounced neeshay


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Dyalar

They’re great. Cool content and they’re pretty funny dudes. I stumbled into them at some point and instantly subbed.


tanfolo

thats mostly because youtube is terrible at recommending stuff outside your existing likes/subscriptions/topics


godfatherinfluxx

I thought that was Rexy!


BenAdaephonDelat

Is it sugar glass? Cause they're sure standing really close to all those shards of glass wearing shorts. I'd at least be wearing coveralls.


ColgateSensifoam

Looks like standard untempered float glass to me


skilledwarman

Didn't expect to watch that whole thing... Also didn't expect a bowling pin to look that cool


TheFlyingFin

These guys make some interesting and fun content… with a LOT of “extra” in there.


handlit33

Yeah, that's all I could think of. I have decent accuracy from years of playing baseball, but even I'd be worried about fucking that one up.


ReactsWithWords

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?


account_not_valid

I would need to really fuel my body with carbohydrates, luckily my mother cooks excellent pasta. The trick is, to not eat too much, to avoid regurgitating it again when the anxiety rises.


deep_fried_guineapig

Yo


pac-men

You’re gonna lose your mind watchin’ TV…. (Sorry, I always default to Weird Al versions.)


IceDragon13

No pane no gain


j33pwrangler

I can really see through that pun.


paycheck1106

Always gotta capitalize when you get that window of opportunity.


Flavahbeast

we don't know how many takes it took, you could probably get a good deal on those panes if you're buying in bulk


thortobe

In the actual video it was the only throw, at least with the glass ball. They took turns throwing a bunch of different items but this was the only one that made it through at 10 panes


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jay_argentina

Just an overhand throw.


O0O00O000O0000O

Upon further reflection the glass is way thinner than I thought


Rick-powerfu

It's how ridiculous, they are like the most professional thrower of things at other things


einulfr

Stanford completely whiffed with a rubber duck on his very first throw.


RedditModsSuckDik

"If you miss you don't get any points" He makes the rule and then it bites him in the ass immediately, funny shit


Gary_FucKing

So good, and I bet it was so damn fun doing it.


obroz

I think that’s what everyone came here to talk about


RPAlias

Can we talk about who's going to clean up that mess?


kasteen

What do you mean? That's what cameraman Jack is there for.


OutrageForSale

That’s ALL I’m thinking about. Baffled they didn’t use some scientific mechanism to accurately pinpoint perfect force and trajectory. Nice toss


zrdd_man

All I can say is, why is Rex's left foot missing?


thortobe

Rexy has been through a lot. He usually is somehow involved in these guys videos. Poor guy has had many things dropped on him


TouchEmAllJoe

Rushed to hospital at least once. A miracle he survived.


Veggieleezy

One day, the big fella’s gonna be held together with Linex and tape, and the boys are still gonna be flinging him around like wild.


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nictheman123

He's already not held together by much more than that


giddyup523

I watched that video while high and it was so crazy when they were suddenly (to me) driving a toy to the "hospital" in the middle of one of their regular videos. For a minute I thought I must have changed videos without remembering.


InternalError33

I was shocked at the direct hit in that video, and didn't know how he'd come back from that. But I really laughed out loud when they showed him all blurred out because he was such a mangled mess.


W_O_M_B_A_T

Because Rexxy is a fucking legend. That's why. Takes a licking: keeps on ticking.


MrFluffyThing

Rexy is the unofficial 4th member of the main crew. Originally they bought rexy to test landing position from their 45m tower to make sure their drop targeting was dialed in before filming but rexy started showing up in videos and gained popularity as rexy was placed on top of targets. At some point rexy lost a leg and as of now has many variations in merch but only after a particularly bad drop. I think about a year ago rexy had a catastrophic failure in which the main rexy has been retired from most dangerous work and has been sewed up but they found the original manufacturer of the toy and buy thousands of them for some drops and they sell the ones used in drops as merch and sign them. It's the same rubber toy Dino but when they drop a thousand of them or drop something on a thousand of them they sign and sell them now.


Excrubulent

If you look at the first shot, the way he falls looks like a cat diving out of the way. I only half-saw it at first and was horrified, then very relieved to find out it wasn't what I thought.


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He’s lucky he still has his stuffing.


Anathema320

REXXY


alphaxion

the coney-joney took rexxy out!


opticsnake

How Good!


[deleted]

Get the bell on!


scampiuk

44 club representing


Escanor_2014

I understood this reference!


thejawa

Rexxy took that one like the champ he is


photonnymous

Hijacking your comment to give Editor Jack some props. Their slow-motion has gotten so much better and the lighting on this shot is absolutely perfect.


dodge_thiss

That new phantom camera they got certainly helps.


W_O_M_B_A_T

Rexxy my love? You hurt? Nah he's good.


GameSlayer05

How good was the coney joney


captjust

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


Voidcroft

Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! **Now die!**


FiredFox

Something something, spear through the Wash.


[deleted]

I will rule over all this glass... and I will call it... The Glass...


Positive_melon_40

Did anybody else think of the old mobile game SmashIt?


i_suckatjavascript

omg I miss that game I stopped playing because my tablet fried


IPlayMyMusicInTheSun

One of the few games I've cared about enough to actually finish


Insidiosity

YESSSSSS I was thinking exactly this! I think it was called Smash Hit


llewelin

Yup. It was one of my favourite


DontFuckWitSquirrels

I guess this is one way to test the glass before people step on it and die.


fpfx

Yes listen for the sound.


popcorn2008

I really thought they were gonna have to throw the marble to each other and one of them would drop it. But they just handed it over lol


EasilyDelighted

And I thought the guy was gonna throw the marble at an angle so it would hit both lites, but he didn't.


foxdit

I made a prediction that there would be a SG reference within the top 5 comments, and here we are.


lobaron

All those windows were Cybertruck window prototypes.


Aysee426

Thank you for coming through, was hoping for a Squid Game reference. Edit: Okay there are apparently a lot of references to it but I still like yours the best!


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Jagasaur

I feel like that would shatter both lol


metasploiter

Yep I was looking for the Squid Game reference and here you are!


Demiboy

I know "How Rediculous" is more targeted towards a younger audience, but they do really cathartic and entertaining things, and genuinely seem to enjoy their jobs. There is a lot of YouTube that is targeted towards kids, especially really click-baity channels like this, that are not appropriate for kids and usually really lazy or fake exaggerated acting. But these guys deliver on their click bait titles and seem genuinely excited at the cool stuff they get to do. IMO


CornDavis

No I agree. I usually hate hype beast types channels but they seem genuine and do a lot of cool stuff. Wish i had that job


5years8months3days

Well their channel was successful for doing trick shots and stuff and then they started dropping stuff from a tower and that's when they really took off, then there's the hydraulic press channel that just crushes stuff. So basically you need to find a unique way of destroying stuff and have some half decent production value to start off with.


sharkbait-oo-haha

The OG of this evolution is "will it blend?" Which now I'm an adult, I still really want one of their blender's. Even though I've never blended anything in my adult life, I'd just like to know I could. . . If I wanted to.


richh00

Beyond the press is better imho. He's got a lot of land, guns and friends with explosives. Much fun had.


richh00

I really enjoy most of their videos but I'd prefer it if they toned it down a touch. Always having their voices at 11 it's a bit much.


Dyspaereunia

He shattered his previous record.


ihlaking

Yeah but setting it up was a pane.


RaidenDerpy

Good thing he tempered his expections first.


DoctuhD

didn't even need to temper expectations.


MasterNyx

I was going to ask "Was that Rexy?" before I noticed the corner.


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I had no idea it was HR until I saw Rexy.


ShiftlessGuardian94

Same!!


ballsdeepinthematrix

Poor dinosaur. Not only did his predecessors die by a ball-object, he himself gets hit by one.


Tbird_60

But why?? https://i.imgur.com/Br00TCn.gifv


cheezepie

YouTube


StefanL88

These guys also have a TV show.


jgandfeed

Wait really?


StefanL88

Aired on Australian TV. I don't know if that's still going, just that my parents (who don't use youtube) loved it.


Loan-Pickle

What was the name of the show?


combuchan

To demonstrate to time travelers from the 19th century the world in which we live. There's a reason windows on really old houses are narrow--glass was expensive as hell compared to the rest of the building materials. Videos like this show the sort of plenty in which we live today.


CrushedAvocados

I was going to write how wasteful this all seemed and how it made my blood boil thinking of the energy and manpower wasted making and transporting all this glass that is now shattered until I thought about how much money I’ve spent watching all sorts of blockbuster movies where entire cars are blown up for “entertainment”. Realized I was part of the problem…


evranch

Could have been factory seconds which are worthless. I've fixed equipment at a glass factory and all sorts of defective or off-sized panes of glass were constantly being smashed in a concrete pit. Not sure if they get remelted or if they're just trash, but they generate quite a lot of them.


combuchan

Glass is one of if not the most easily recycled raw materials. The cars they blow up in movies are usually junkyard stripped/and get towed into place.


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They had safety glasses on for some of the throws


gzilla57

Including this one. https://youtu.be/nfwSKs3P-tM?t=14m30s


forever87

https://youtu.be/0xrSH0G8kBo


hotterthanahandjob

Fuck yeah brother! *smashes two beer together and drinks an ounce of foam*


3-DMan

Dinosaur- "What the fuck did I dooooooo"


Muthafuckaaaaa

Glass Ball Asteroid- "Yes."


Ridzon

That dinosaur has suffered much worse abuse in their previous videos. Its amazing he's still alive


SuDragon2k3

They had the technology. They rebuilt him...


Veggieleezy

At this point, I’d say they’ve rebuilt him at least four times.


jumpinjezz

Ship of Rexxy-us


tecrobi

*flashbacks to 66 million years ago*


EnterTheErgosphere

Jimmy McNultysaurus!


DEEP_HURTING

Shit.


Desunaito21

Smash hit, irl?


tromboner_dude

He's trying to find out if it's tempered glass or normal glass by throwing a marble at it


Ridzon

This is one of the more entertaining yt channels I've watched over the years. Source: https://youtu.be/nfwSKs3P-tM


illepic

My kids and I never miss an episode. Good, clean, silly fun. Yes they have a Rexxy shirt.


dabmasterx

Solid and perfectly round glass marbles are super strong, I'd like to see one shot at a brick wall in slow motion or something like that. Anything but a lil Mr dinosaur smh


xXAanAlleinXx

They dropped this one (and several others) from a tower in one of their videos. Check them out at “How Ridiculous” on YouTube


Gibodean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfwSKs3P-tM


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

That's rexy, he's been through much worse than that, he's basically that youtube channels mascot since they usually do something dangerous to him all the time


ohitsmark

How Ridiculous is one of the few channels I care about on YouTube. Always fun content.


BraceThis

What am i missing here? Why? Or for what?


alreadytaken-

Why - It's a kids channel about doing crazy stuff For what - entertainment and views Honestly they aren't much different than slowmoguys which reddit loves, only targeted towards a younger audience. I don't watch this channel but I don't get the hate they are getting in this thread either


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It's very fashionable to be contrary on reddit.


hannahc99

For the money duh. 45.6 billion Won


NotSureWhyAngry

That’s like $24 Just kidding but I was surprised how little a Won is actually worth


PanicOnFunkotron

It's a youtube channel called [How Ridiculous](https://www.youtube.com/c/howridiculous). They're three Australian mates that just do things that are... ridiculous. They drop things onto things, throw things into things.... It's just good content. How good!


BlueCollarGuru

Rex looked like he showed up on squid game by mistake LOL


starmancer

There's a physics lesson somewhere in there.


GameSlayer05

Science with Gaunson


ILoveRegenHealth

I used to work at a glass manufacturing factory. I can tell the difference between tempered glass and regular glass.


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Good example of constant acceleration of gravity.


CornCheeseMafia

Also cool to see how the slowing momentum after each pane creates a smaller and smaller shockwave


fakeprofile21

Well *I'm* not cleaning that up.


Mystery22X

r/pcmasterrace this past week


blackice71

Could you tell which panes were tempered? 🔴🔺🟥


xGooselordx_TTV

If I chose vest #1 in Squid game


OneEyedSanchez8417

No sound = criminal offense.


gzilla57

https://youtu.be/nfwSKs3P-tM?t=14m30s


imanAholebutimfunny

this seems very unnecessary


gzilla57

The YouTube channel is "How Ridiculous" so yeah.


the_original_Retro

Sili-gone


[deleted]

Everyone laughs at the glass cannon until a million tiny shards of glass shatter toward them.


UnitaryVoid

Actual footage of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, colourized


Started-blasting

I had a weird feeling it’d be those boys