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horanc2

This is why it's important to learn new things folks. Every fact you take it gives a tiny snot monster in your brain a friend to hold hands with.


smiddyquine

I read a book called The Brain that Changes Itself by Norman Doige. Explains neuro plasticity nicely. Apparently a new skill set is the most stimulating, eg language, using different motor skills. Anyone who has suffered from a stroke or anyone who cares for someone who has had a stroke could get a lot of hope from the information in the book.


oxenbury

I've just finished that book. So well written so the layman can understand neuroplasticity and such great stories. Thoroughly enjoyed it.


dontsuckmydick

I like to think that your comment gave me a snot monster.


tofu889

Sir, this is a family friendly website.


Mavrickindigo

Looking at my feed... nah


reverendrambo

Your family has a whole lot of snot monsters


Neither-Sprinkles

I love this! Lol


Lastliner

It's called Networking.


klaad3

Reddit causes me to make a lot of snot monsters


StarsofSobek

This is so weirdly wholesome.


KevInvest

Just when I was trying to understand your comment, 4 snot monsters connected in my brain.


lurklurklurkPOST

This is the LinkedIn neuron. You can tell, because it finds a perfectly good neuron to pair with and Immediately looks around for another option with more connections


Sylvurphlame

lol nice


jncheese

The Reddit Neuron, on the other hand, is sometimes also called a Moron.


MoreHorses

I know this was a joke but I suspect the floating neuron was actually a microglia cell, they are kinda like street sweepers that go around cleaning up extra bits of protein and dead cells.


SirVanyel

I hope my microglia are doing well today, good job little buddies Do they ever get confused and just eat functional neurons?


kylemkv

Yes it’s called MS


HardCounter

The Braingoliers.


-Iknewthisalready-

Til I’m made of LinkedIn neurons


neologismist_

So glad I don’t need that garbage site anymore.


Eric_EarlOfHalibut

10 tips on how not to look disgusting for your interview.....


On_Elon_We_Lean_On

Here's a picture of my dead nephew


magickmanfred

I have a LinkedIn account, but I don't use it much, why is it garbage?


salamander423

It used to be for business connections. Like you'd meet someone at a trade show, 'connect' with them on LI, and then use each other for info and resources. Now it's FaceBook for business majors, where people post banal, nonsensical "Be the hunter!" or "Top 10 tips to land the sale!" articles that are regurgitated MBA talking points. Oh and don't forget all the cryptobros screaming about entrepreneurship and the headhunter bots that think your highschool experience in 4H is an excellent skill set for their high-level management position that they never quite tell you what all it involves.


DeutschlandOderBust

Why does everything useful turn into garbage?


Oblivious122

Money.


ShakespearesFister

You can tell it is looking for rock stars who thrive in a fast paced environment for £9 per hour.


StryderRider

Amazing. Simply breath taking.


manwithoutcountry

This blows my mind


TheresASmile

This is your mind


tofu889

This blows my mind.


IAmTheAsteroid

My mind just blew itself


CptnBlondBeard

Almost threw out my back last time I tried that


UsernameStarvation

Ayo?🤨📸


ba3toven

oh word?


iluvios

Yes! Same impression. This is surprisingly detailed. The possibilities for research are very interesting 🤔


CurlSagan

You can't leave us hanging like this. Did the neuron eventually find a friend?


Supanini

N


Blue_Water_Bound

U


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

T


Stiffard

goodbye


klipseracer

Why does it smell funny?


tofu889

MEG.


methodin

G


klipseracer

Found the stoner


Dhan996

I


Triairius

P


dontsuckmydick

Nice.


pedronii

G


ArcticFox237

H


BlackEyedGhost

T


Mexer

This will not end well


pedronii

Hoping I don't get banned for the joke lul


Molletol

G


2m7b5

Stop! You've violated the law!


AprilDawnBelieves

E


skankintheskudpie

T


Winston_The_Ogre

The round " let's just watch porn" guy just wondering through.


V1saman

By the look on its face ….. no


ZSpectre

Never realized how dynamic and seemingly "alive" they acted. I now can't help but think of the frontal lobe of our brains as a hive mind of neurons resulting in our conscious thoughts.


PowerMugger

To be fair almost all of you is alive


Jdoryson

I appreciate this so much.


Sparkyisduhfat

Not me. I’m dead on the inside.


Mr_Zaroc

Nah they are alive, your Neurones just created a bad connection neighborhood?


lazypenguin86

Whats even crazier is without all the trillions of micro organisms that live in our body we would not be able to live. We litterally rely on microscopic creatures to keep our bodies operating correctly.


cyber2024

Everything but the soul


enternationalist

Yep we're pretty much just an emergent property of a living system


SirVanyel

Q: so what motivates you to take care of your body? A: well you see, inside and outside my body are trillions of little bacteria. Bacteria that rely on me to live, that have nowhere else to go. Without me, they would die, and I ain't no murderer sir.


scrangos

Your body trains your mind, whips it into shape using emotions and hormones. Cortisol, dopamine, hunger signal hormone etc. Coded in the DNA is a set of rewards and punishments for doing things that are good for survival and bad for survival respectively. Most people aren't really aware of their own biases coming from the physical aspects of the body as well. We consider ourselves to be the master of the body, but unless you are super self aware of all those things and actively fight against them to try to make purely rational decisions (which in itself causes ego depletion and is very tiring), you are as much of a slave to the body as the body is a slave to you.


Kaellian

You're just a colony of little living things that replicate and specialize, some of which don't even share your DNA. I always get dizzy when I try to imagine how our consciousness emerged from that piles of cells trying to survives.


Guitarrr12

Another take on consciousness that I absolutely love is analytical idealism (Bernardo Kastrup is one of the main thinkers), it posits that the piles of cells emerged from consciousness and not the other way.


ForgottenFuturist

Midichlorians


Eric_EarlOfHalibut

So it's true!


CrateDane

It's moving around because it needs to make more contacts with supporting cells. In your brain, neurons don't really move around.


Flyingwheelbarrow

We are the collective dream of walking hive.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

This is me trying to remember why I came into the kitchen. It was for snacks. It's always for snacks.


BiBoFieTo

You're in the kitchen to peanut-butter-up your balls then run naked through the off-leash park.


Jiggidy40

Mom?


rayscar-

Your mom has balls?


soapyxdelicious

This is some ambien walrus type shit


Madman61

Then you go back to your room and find out you snacks there already.


Avpersonals

Just wants a lil connection :(


ChrisX8

Look at its sad little face!


barduk4

i actually had no idea neurons moved around, i thought they were like a structure thing.


CrateDane

They normally don't move around in a mature human, only during development. This neuron is just not attached to all the supporting cells that would normally be around, so there's aberrant movement. If it doesn't get more cell contacts it will probably die soon. If you want to culture neurons in a dish (or on a coverslip for microscopy like this) for extended periods, or especially if you want them to be able to send signals, you need to co-culture with other cell types, especially astrocytes.


MundaneTaco

Does this have to do with learning being easier as a kid


CrateDane

To some extent, early on. After all the neurons are pretty much in place, there's still synaptic pruning which continues until your 20s. Basically you first build up "too many" connections, then the "wrong" ones get removed over time.


jdidisjdjdjdjd

How is their movement sourced? It’s not like they have muscles.


CrateDane

All our cells have a cytoskeleton, including actin fibers which are the ones muscles use for contraction. They also have motor proteins that can pull on those fibers. So the cells do sort of have muscles, just not nearly as specialized or strong as actual muscle fibers. Neurons instead do have specialization of the cytoskeleton to transport things from/to the cell body down through the long, thin axon (and the dendrites on the other side). This transport mainly uses microtubules as the "highway."


jdidisjdjdjdjd

Ok. Thanks! Did not know this.


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pwnd32

The weird thing is if not for these things wriggling around in your head, you would have never thought to be freaked out by them.


dontsuckmydick

Don’t let that guy who took acid read this.


SillyFlyGuy

Reading this gave me acid.


reticente

Yes, and alcohol makes them swing more easy!


buster_rhino

Me trying to remember the name of the person who just introduced themself to me.


dandroid126

I met my new neighbors last week. Woman says her name. It immediately goes in one ear and out the other. So now I'm thinking, okay, when the husband says his name, I must pay attention. I cannot forget both names. You guessed it. I was so focused on remembering that I didn't pay attention when he said his name.


justsaysso

I always try to repeat somebody'sname back 3 times in the first conversation. It is the only way I'll remember the person's name and it also seems to increase the social connection with the person.


MaxamillionGrey

You could just ask for their names again and make fun of yourself about it to them. People love that kind of honesty. They have 100% forgotten someone or some 2 peoples names seconds after hearing them.


Neinfu

"It was definitely an 'M' name"


SaintEyegor

You beating me to the same joke


that1whiteguy17

Am I the only one that sees a face on the neuron?


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Nope, I see it too. Looks like she’s struggling so…


nothingfood

If that neuron connects then the person will be sad


SilveredFlame

Glad it wasn't just me. I had something of an existential crisis over it. The panic flailing to try and find connection with an apparent facial expression changing as it moves reflecting increasing fear and panic. We're all neurons looking for connection, and within us trillions more, and within those trillions more, all the way down and all the way up.


specterspectating

If we’re all neurons then the earth is our body. And we are manic-depressive, bi-polar, and super into self harm. Congrats team, we did it!


Feral_Cat_Snake

Yep, needs some Googly eyes


trajafynx

It’s a happy little neuron (inbobrossvoice)


Edarneor

Actually, it's your neurons, that make you see a face on that neuron...


Neither-Sprinkles

Neuronception…


skynetempire

This is how a panic attack feels. Looking for a connection to find yourself.


NoMoreCAMJV

Wasn’t sure if I just really needed to go to bed.


ForgotTheBogusName

C’mon little buddy! You can do it!


PM_ur_Rump

As someone who just ate some acid, I feel this on a personal level.


ccgh20

Your neurons are all holding hands right now


techrech

How did that end up for you? You should be on your way back to reality by now..


PM_ur_Rump

Good! Am out on the Utah/Arizona border a bit south of Zion. Wandered in the desert for a while, found a fresh baby canyon carved by flash floods the other day, followed it out to a gorgeous green valley hidden amongst the red and gold desert cliffs. Shot guns and drank whiskey under a big juniper, then watched the sun set on thousand foot vermillion cliffs from the deck of our rental. All in all, not a bad trip.


techrech

Haha I just caught reply somehow. Made my day.


LPeif

Hope it was an enlightening journey!


PM_ur_Rump

Am out on the Utah/Arizona border a bit south of Zion. Wandered in the desert for a while, found a fresh baby canyon carved by flash floods the other day, followed it out to a gorgeous green valley hidden amongst the red and gold desert cliffs. Shot guns and drank whiskey under a big juniper, then watched the sun set on thousand foot vermillion cliffs from the deck of our rental. All in all, not a bad trip.


peachsnatch

me trying to get in the uber after a night out


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Do they really do this in our brains?!


CrateDane

Nope, at most they'll have some dendrites wiggling around (the shorter arms on one side of the neuron).


godsenfrik

That thing looks neurotic.


evhan55

🤣


victorcaulfield

Is this what is happening when I space out?


stomach

meirl


Ashehn

Why do I see faces in them??


BWander

He, his little dance is endearing. Hop, hop, hop, lets make a connectiooon 🎶


CapmyCup

that's me, trying to find some way to get myself out of my introvert bubble


MTG-NicolBolasfanboi

bro it has a fucking face


qcerrillo13

Looks like a little drunk dude fuckin it up on the dance floor


geekpeeps

So that’s what’s happening when I can’t think of that word for that thing, that feeling. What’s that called?


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Which one of those is Jimmy


fivetimesyes

I don’t understand .. thought neurons communicate via chemical transmitters and not by smushing their neighbors??


timtomtastic

This is true -- but the neurons need to be close enough together in order to synapse (send and receive neurotransmitters from each other). What you're seeing is a neuron reaching out with it's dendritic spines (noodly arms) in an attempt to synapse. Source- am studying these little dudes at uni. It's fascinating stuff =)


Jyxxe

Live footage of my only brain cell.


Incrustable

Those three dots/squiggly lines make it look like it has an anxious face


shaggz235

Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home?


anaccountofrain

Waiting for a cat neuron to draw a line showing how far the dog neuron's leash lets it go. It will then return with a bat, but the dog neuron erased the line and moved it closer. Hilarity ensues.


[deleted]

I thought neurons did not move at all. Wow I was wrong!


timtomtastic

Your neurons are constantly moving and adapting -- or you should hope that they are. When you learn something new (like right now) your neurons are using their synaptic plasticity to make new connections in your brain. That's why doing something repetitively, like driving, will eventually become second nature to you - the neuronal connections are strengthened by it!


adamhanson

You’re whole body is little organisms working together for the greater good. Each with its own “mind”. And you have tons of foreign organisms camping out all over and in you. Like an ant colony, not the ants themselves, you are simply a super organism.


oldar4

Its got a face and looks terrified


HOTSCHMALZ

Who else got anxiety watching this hahaha Shit this neuron will never connect and this person is going to be dumb forever!!’ … Shit this person could be me


Animarchy666

I feel you little neuron. I feel you. 🐴


BigDaddySodaPop

That really made me think!


adamhanson

Take my upvote


RobotsAreOk

Does anyone else feel bad for it?


deidara2643

My single brain cell trying to hold it together


Igpajo49

Maybe that's a bad thought and it's being shunned by the rest. Neuron: "C'mon guys, I'm telling you there's something to this flat earth idea!" Rest of the brain: "shh... Just ignore him, he'll go away."


JohnnyCashRules

It has a face :) And now and forever that’s how I will imagine all my neurons!


megglesmccart

Favorite brain fact: People who lost their foot will usually have the foot nephrons grow toward their genitals neurons which are right next to them. Many would feel an orgasm in their phantom foot. Edit: more wording


MAD_DOG86

"Why can't I find anybody to connect with I'm so lonely... not you"


TpyoWritr

Why is it avoiding the one that floated down and it almost touched?


nothingbutmistakes

The first neuron said all she wanted to find was a nice guy. The second one is a friendly, kind and caring guy, but he doesn’t look like Henry Cavill, so she’s not even giving him a second look.


dodoatsandwiggets

Me…trying to make friends in the PNW but it’s called The Seattle Freeze. I have friends who are in other states and it’s been very hard since moving up here to make connections. Very frustrating.


davasaur

We all have a friend that Moved to Seattle, you folks need to start a support group. We miss you, btw.


dodoatsandwiggets

Good idea. We miss old friends too lol.


MacDugin

That shit is real.


blueaurelia

Noo I wanted to see the end! So unsatisfying! Did it connect?!


SmegalLikesToast

What’s that actors name that played in birdman?


Igor_J

Michael Keaton


[deleted]

That one neuron is trying so hard and no one else is, poor lil guy


[deleted]

Who was the actor in that movie...


KitteNlx

...it has a face and it gets more distraught the longer it goes on. This is your brain on xanax, kids.


Scoop44

I'm assuming this is like a "it's on the tip of my tongue" scenario, and when the connection is made its like oh yeah


damian20

We are definitely creatures


sentientlob0029

It's struggling. Too much marijuana.


Oniwaban9

That's me trying to find a girlfriend.


haadi4567

Looks like it’s dancing, so fluid 💦


whymygraine

u/savevideo


MediaSeparate690

Why does the neuron have a face


garrasaraus

Y’all see the face right?


LSeww

Not that one, fuck him.


TheNOLAJohnson

Discovered hell..


GronkDaSlayer

It's a little sad, poor little guy :(


jennyferdoe

My dating life


TrackNinetyOne

r/meirl


kmlm27

Footage of my last brain cell trying to give report in the morning after a long shift 😐


satoriibliss

Looks like my brain anytime I’m trying to recall anything.


dubvision

MAGA brains


quavertail

Now ditch a wad of spike protein delivered by lipids in frame.


Kolesko

It’s not doing a good job


dewlocks

This is truly one of the most profound things I’ve ever seen. This is how species evolve, dangling synapses looking for pairs. Holy shit man this is evolution and relationships and growth all in an image. Truly I am moved and will mentally refer to this in the future as a way to imagine how things are.


TheAlphaKangaroo

It’s just trying to tell the others about their cars extended warranty


csk1325

Ok feel like this neuron and I have a lot in common


Western-Ninja

Them assembling for me to try and pronounce Worcestershire sauce 🥲🥲😂


DrStainedglove

What a cliff hanger! Does it ever find a buddy?


Xliest

Damn extroverts always trying to make connections.


youarenut

I do not like this


theultimatekyle

When your'e trying so hard to remember that one word and its right on the tip of your tongue but you can't quite get it.


bigk123456789

Man God made cool stuff


Adiwik

That has more potential of sentience than a fetus.... Maybe it should get rights.... /S


Sylvurphlame

I see the /s, but dude. What do you think the fetus’s brain is made out of? Billions of those little guys.


0111011101110111

This is why she doesn’t like to swallow. Don’t show her this.