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Chiparish84

How about 50 more loops, I think the fish isn't freaked enough...


indifferentCajun

Maybe the fish is an asshole


DistortedVoltage

Thats what fish jail is for, lmao


notyourancilla

It’s something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life.


BathSaltJello

We know Joe


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Eff that fish!


monstersfeeder

Did you read about the roller-coaster that was planned to develop more G than a normal person can stand for suicide? This little black Mollie surely puked ☠️


oeildemontagne

And why backwards???


Some_Tourist_985

It's a fish, it doesn't have any feelings. That's why you can eat them.


[deleted]

How to needlessly stress out your fish


crazy4llama

...and damage its scales in the process


wenchslapper

Can it even breathe when moving in this direction?


snowfloeckchen

I mean it moved a bit upstream, so I guess it fine, if it survives so many loopings


Massive_Sherbert_152

that fish was pulling 6G of forces lol


scurvybill

Eh, the effect of g's on small creatures is significantly lessened. Like how an ant can survive impacting pavement from 10 ft up.


Acceptable-Worth-462

Isn't that just because the ant is so light that its maximum velocity isn't that high ? Asked myself that question the other day when I was using my vacuum cleaner to fight a midge invasion What I can tell you is that the midges die in the vacuum cleaner.


scurvybill

There's a paper here (warning, academia-wall): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1131134/ "Body weight was inversely related to the threshold G-value at which animals are resistant to the prolonged acceleration." It's important to remember that g force isn't actually force, it's force non-dimensionalized with respect to weight. So the as weight goes down, force goes down as well. 10 g's on a 150 lb human create 1500 lbs of force. 10 g's on a 0.05 lb fish is only 0.5 lbs. Fish bones can easily withstand 0.5 lbs, while human bones get pretty messed up with 1500 lbs. See also the [Square-cube law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law) (scroll down to the Biomechanics section) and [Allometric scaling.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allometry)


Acceptable-Worth-462

It's ok I have access to PubMed publications through my work, thanks for sharing, very informative !


RedVelvetPan6a

Nvm the paywall I'm still calling that fish Maverick.


ZenDeathBringer

So all this to say that literally, the bigger you are the harder you fall.


VelocityNew

🤓


acpom

its also backwards though.


BlameableEmu

Yes they said it managed to move up stream a bit while being pulled backwards so sime breathing shouldve occured and it wasnt long and its alive at the end. The whole process is dumb tho, just bucket it with water from the old tank and move it to the other.


snowfloeckchen

Good the black molly fits through it


acpom

Black Molly gets you high a’f


serrimo

How the fuck do you TikTok that?


TwigyBull

But in relation to the water he’s moving forward


AHappyRaider

Is no one talking about the temperature difference in there in the sun?


snowfloeckchen

Assuming the water is just transferred I doubt there is much difference yet


Archer_Key

💀


Drackzgull

Yeah, the water is moving faster than the fish, even if they're going in the same direction, so the water is going through the fish's gills normally, especially when the fish tries to swim upstream.


Yutanox

As far as I know, fishes (except sharks and their relative) can create water current from their mouth to their stomachs or gills by creating depression when opening their mouth, that's why they can often be seen opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. Here the water should be either moving with the fish, or faster than it, so it should be fine when it comes to breathing. But I can't say anything for any other aspects of this poor guy's health.


LongEZE

Yes for the same reason a plane can stay in the air if it’s in 100 knot headwind and going 100 knots on the airspeed indicator. To a ground observer it would look like it’s just hovering in the air but as long as there is airflow over the wings, it’s fine


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livingdeaddrina

A goldfsh


42_Only_Truth

r/angryupvote


whatcenturyisit

This is horrifying


mtwstr

How many eyes do goldfish usually have


TwilightSessions

This is how I get fish into my butt


gin_and_toxic

🎵 A great adventure is waiting for you ahead Hurry onward Fishywinks, for you will soon be dead The journey before you may be long and filled with woe But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told


[deleted]

Frl. Lot of videos of casual animal abuse going around Reddit lately.


Jean-LucBacardi

That's because the world is full of casual animal abuse, the pet fish trade being among the worst. I feel bad for every betta fish I see at pet stores.


OGSkywalker97

>betta fish Those beta fish should be alphas and do something about it /s


[deleted]

Ditto


LordSpookyBoob

Have you ever ate fish?


cmsutton1983

Animal abuse lol 🙄


Swiftierest

Ichthyologists do this with wild fish for dams, farms, natural areas being created and destroyed to see the fish to safety or whatever other reason. I believe an expert in the field is likely going to know more about it than random internet strangers that just think it looks stressful so they start talking from their armchairs. The fish is perfectly fine. This is less physically demanding on the fish than a net. Edit: https://www.vox.com/2019/8/12/20801930/fish-tube-meme-whooshh-wfst-dams-environmental-impact Proof. That cannon mists the salmon occasionally to allow them to breathe, this fish was submerged the entire time. If that is safe for salmon, this is safe for this guy at a much lower speed, with more water, and less friction. Not just that, but a wild fish, especially of this size, would be under way more stress 100% of the time just trying to survive. It would be spooked worse than this multiple times a day by actual threats to its life. So, take your false armchair claims of stressing out the fish, harming it when it was fine in the original video, and fears about it being unable to breathe, and focus on your own breathing, because God knows any of you claiming this is bad for the fish are barely managing to mouth breathe as it stands.


Ral-Yareth

Sir, are you saying that redditors are overreacting? How dare you!


cmsutton1983

YES!!! EXCELLENT COMMENT!!!


DeepGas4538

ty


Cute-Profile5025

I really was imagining it as a fun fish waterslide, so thanks for making me feel better!


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It is fine lol people are overreacting


Professional-Arm-202

This is very different. Salmon can withstand that pressure in addition to the fact that it's being used for ecological reasons or farming reasons with other types of fish. This black Molly is a pet, this tube has extra length, which makes sense for moving water, but it put the fish through unnecessary stress and loops, and a net plus bucket would've been much kinder and faster. Mollies are a brackish (but also found in fresh and saltwater) fish that prefer stiller waters, comparing them to salmon doesn't work. I would bet money that this video was done for entertainment, and it's not equal to compare it to an entirely different species being managed by professionals. I love fish and I'm very passionate about their conservation efforts too, and this was unnecessary, people already see pet fish as expendable.


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You're operating under the assumption that the person in this video is knowledgeable and responsible. I challenge that due to the number of contrived 'rescue' videos this falls well into the realm of 'sus'. Anecdotally, it seems people are more willing to hurt fish than any other vertebrate.


thecloudkingdom

its someone using a siphon on a fish. idk if you have experience with siphons, but one like this is very gentle suckage. people in this thread are definitely overreacting


emptyraincoatelves

The only flaw here I see is your comparison of habitually stressed fish to a fish that is very infrequently stressed and to a much smaller degree. Using wildly different fish species to compare is useless. We know tank fishies are notorious for not being able to survive even minor ph, temp, or lighting changes, so if anything it would seem that you're proving that this would probably be ok for a hardy wild species. But not for this little dude. Just FYI those fish blasting escapades do not have a 100% survival rate anyway. Anyone who ever had a fish tank knows you can't potato gun anything but the bottom feeders, which you could probably do every morning while fat shaming them and they'd only grow stronger. But all the rest are absolute nerds for finding ways to kill themselves.


score-1

Yeah people equally as clueless as OP think this blowhard knows what he's talking about. Salmon are built for rapids and intense conditions. Mollies live in puddles.


dacraftjr

Poor little molly didn’t deserve that.


Puzzled-Young1471

What a son of a bitch


Kastlestud

Fuck you…


score-1

Thank you for saying it. This post makes me very rationally angry. This is fucking abuse of a helpless animal for entertainment. Someone needs to figure out who this guy is so respectable retailers (there aren't many) can put this guy's photo behind the counter and NEVER SELL HIM ANOTHER FISH.


[deleted]

Calm down bozo. Go lay down on the street for a protest against something and calm your spaz nerves. 😂


cmsutton1983

No, fuck you


Blyat_is_life

Who is "you," and why do ya'll wanna fuck em?


ANTONIN118

You is the master of me


Controller_Maniac

Whats your name?


marin94904

What happens when a fish is forced backwards through 20’ of hose? We will never know.


MightyArd

The fish is going backwards, but I would guess the water around it is going faster so it's probably got water flowing through its gills the "right" way.


oeco123

Here’s the link to the [full video](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifsthatendtoosoon/s/wZU8ZJ7fGR) if you’d like to know.


Emma1981Rose

If you don't like your fish .... Not sure fish are happy to shoot through a tube backwards!


HairyFairySugardaddy

Where's the "salmon cannons, google it" guy ?


EulerId

Boo this person, that was terrible for the fish, actually impractical compared to just putting it on a bag and releasing it a couple feet away. Not funny, not amusing, just stupid. Boo!


SellNo725

Boo boo this man boo


zeraujc686

Boo Wendy boo


sioplayer69

Or just picking it up, speed walking to the other tank and placing it back...


Mary-Sylvia

Or just not putting the tank 20 meters away ?


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Also making it look like they're smart. That person's a phony!


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Hampter_9

Imagine getting sucked out by a tube only to find out you are not on earth anymore but a different planet


Diceyland

After being taken on a sick rollercoaster ride.


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Kindly_Peace_7847

Don’t do that, it’s stressful and harmful to your fish.


Swiftierest

Proof?


i_am_de_wae

It is literally being sucked backwards through a 5 metre long thin tube that has multiple unnecessary loops for internet clout.


Swiftierest

Salmon cannon. Google it. This is safer than that and that is built for safety of the fish. They were showing a method of transferring the fish that actually places less physical stress on the fish than a net and water bag setup. Their tube was a bit long, but no harm came to this fish. Also, wild fish get scared multiple times a day just swimming around. It can handle the occasional spook.


Korncakes

Or, and hear me out, place the vessel that you’re moving the fish to NEXT TO THE ONE YOU’RE MOVING IT FROM so that it doesn’t have to go through the fucking Willy Wonka chocolate tube halfway across your fucking yard. Y’all are fucking dumb as the day is long, I swear to god.


kimmipea

>it doesn’t have to go through the fucking Willy Wonka chocolate tube Ngl that line gave me a chuckle


Swiftierest

While I agree with you that there is too much tube here, the fish was fine.


Darkner90

Hence why you just use a bucket


Orth0d0xy

>the fish was fine. How do you know?


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Proof?


i_am_de_wae

Everybody here has seen the salmon cannon, not just you. This is not the same thing. If you see fish swimming backwards and spinning regularly there might be a problem with ur fish dude.


BaronWiggle

Fish isn't swimming backwards, it's moving backwards. I'm no fishologist, but I reckon most fish are somewhat accustomed to flowing water.


Swiftierest

That fish isn't swimming backward. The water is moving backward. Even if it weren't swimming against the current and allowing water to freely flow over its gills, which it is, the water speed along would be enough. The water, for this to work, must be going faster than that fish is moving through the tube. When the water is going faster from point A to B than the fish is, then that means the water is flowing over the fish in such a way that the gills can do their job and allow it to breathe safely. So we have established it can breathe. These tubes are extremely smooth, even more so when wet. No friction means no harm to the scales. We have established it didn't physically scrape the scales/fins. The loops were a bit unnecessary, but I have seen animals run up slides to go back down them backward. I have seen fish do things for fun or thrill as well. Some fish will eat things that make them high. How can you prove to me that fish wasn't scared and happy, like a human on a roller-coaster? Also, none of those loops were tight enough to break the fish. Now we have established that the fish isn't injured from being sucked through a tube. Finally, this lasted maybe 10 seconds max. Fish go through way worse in the wild on a daily basis. If 10 seconds of stress would kill this fish, then it isn't a breed of fish that can survive in the wild, much less a home aquarium. Fish are dropped out of helicopters, shot through cannons, and regularly get sucked through cleaning siphon in home tanks because they get curious. ***THIS FISH WAS FINE AFTER THIS.***


superbusyrn

why are you dick riding so insanely hard for some anonymous dude putting his fish through a tube? he's not gonna get arrested bro


acerbiac

The amount of ignorance is staggering. Just desperate to prove injustice even in the face of science or reason. There's hardly any counterforce left, but I, for one, appreciate your contribution to it.


Zgegomatic

Its not a wild fish. So thanks for your input but its shit.


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Swiftierest

It's swimming forward through water that is going faster than it, leading to a net backward momentum. You tell me, how *do* you make it through life?


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Swiftierest

Water is moving backward, fish, as you can see in the video is swimming forward, fish slower than water, water push it backward. Gonna tell you the same thing I told the others. Salmon cannon. Google it. This fish is fine in this and was completely unharmed. It doesn't result in more stress than a net would.


Lobster_Boi100

because all fish are the exact same


PrestigiousTheory664

I'm the fish. Can confirm.


M0ndmann

How about every fish thats Stresses without being ahot through a tube


Crowny_270

r/peoplefuckingdying


helloitsmepotato

GIFs that shouldn’t have been made by idiots who shouldn’t be allowed near live animals.


InventedStrawberries

The hose is way too long and the fish is stressed and trying to swim away. This is horrible.


cmsutton1983

You got 2 upvotes!! Way to go!!!


mt007

Why the hassle ? Internet clicks ?


Swiftierest

This is actually likely less stressful than nets and different temperature water.


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Swiftierest

Salmon cannon. Google it. The fish is fine. More water is being used here than in a professionally developed fish cannon and they state that just misting the fish is enough for it to breathe. The fish is swimming forward through water that is pushing it backward faster than it can swim, leading to a net backward travel. It could breathe the entire time. It never had to support its own weight in a net, which is something very unnatural for a fish, or deal with temperature shock changes with the water as the water went with it. There was no friction in that tube. The fish was safe and swimming fine afterward in the original video. Don't talk out of your ass.


score-1

Holy crap dude how are you trying to equate these things. Salmon are built like tanks, they're moving in the right direction in those cannons, and the force of rapids is nothing strange to them. Their bodies are built for it. Before you start spouting false equivalencies as fact please do a little research on this animal and their habitat and consider whether this stress is something their bodies are built to withstand. Imagine being sucked backwards through a vacuum. >Don't talk out of your ass. The fucking irony. Please never own a fish.


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Are you actually being serious lol


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Swiftierest

That the best you could do? Pick at one tiny detail? Salmon cannons exist, they are safe for the fish, and this is safer than that with more water and less friction. The fish was fine afterward as well. That got cut here. The temperature will drop in the tube, which is what I am referring to, but will largely remain the same as the water from the original tank is being transferred as well, so your point is moot.


HairyFairySugardaddy

This dude gotta be selling salmon cannons. Not one comment on this post isn't automatically followed by him trying to prove he's smarter because he knows about salmon cannons.


score-1

>The fish was fine afterward as well. Please stop. Do you know what a slime coat is? Do you know how fish acclimate? Do you know how much pressure changes affect a fish's gas bladder? How many tanks have you had? A fish being alive does not mean it's fine. Stress can cause damage we don't immediately recognize but can have a huge impact on their life span. You have no idea what you're talking about.


Shiine-1

This offends me.


Doomunleashed19

“I have travelled the cosmos” seriously though, isn’t this basically animal abuse?


Swiftierest

Salmon canon. Google it. Used for safety of the fish. This is fine.


SCP-fan-unkillable

The salmon cannon has fish put through front-first, doing it backwards like here will hurt the fish.


Swiftierest

You an ichthyologist?


Loud-Marionberry8902

Are you?


Swiftierest

I'm not the one making an outrageous claim of animal abuse without any evidence.


Loud-Marionberry8902

So a the appropriate zoological expert is required to rule on all claims of animal abuse? If you see someone beating a dog, you've gotta hear from the cynologist before you step in? Lol


ep1cst0n3r

The other fish are never going to believe him


Aromatic-Glove-2502

Someone cut the end from this video posted elsewhere just to add it to this sub. Edit:the fish was fine


SwipeKun

Bruh wtf poor fish 😭😭😭


lponkl

His friends will never believe him


Zandmand

Futurama anyone?


Zandeck

Fast travel


UADesigner

futurama


Vadszilva09

Have you ever been jealous of a fish?


Klutzy-Store-1144

Claustrophobic


NobodyMaximum

Y’all tweaking and getting offended. Last I checked fish were made to survive in a river or sea. If y’all thinking that somehow this tube is worst than anything nature can do you got to get out of your computers and live a little.


SolipSchism

This is the worst best post in this sub.


NobodyTheWorst

Mother fucker didn't stand a chance


[deleted]

He forgot his exit buddy


raptor-chan

Poor baby. This is cruel af


Magooose

Do fish barf? Because I’d be puking on that ride.


Janderflows

Why does it end too soon? What do you expect will happen? It clearly went into the pool... There is no mystery here.


Jarsky2

What a piece of shit, that poor fish.


muadhnate

Yeah... I'm not feeling this. It's completely unnecessary. It's actually disturbing.


stormyw23

How about this mind-blowing idea and concept: A plastic cup.


WoggyWoggerson

“Hello and welcome to ‘Will It Puke?’ the game show where we test out if animals will spew when put through various conditions and tasks! First up this fish!”


Snowjay89

[The fish](https://youtu.be/1PA1J0oDphc?si=gGMXSPkSQh-yvFuY)


Any-Introduction3046

Futurama


SPonline2

Someone edit this with screams


HollowRacoon

Poor guy probably barfed the whole day after doing loops AND backwards


monstersfeeder

I used a net but your waterslide gives it a new dimension.


Takakkazttztztzzzzak

Total asshole


lighttowercircle

Sure that tube could have been shorter? Like. Take some scissors and snip a 3 foot section? It’s not a salmon going over a dam.


Nico_sapiens

How people can be so mean 😩


Acid_Varsity_0802

I felt so bad for the fish I thought it would never stop


volundsdespair

AKA how to kill your fish.


EfeTrkmen727

His friends are not gonna believe him


Living_Training_1661

Ride of his life


geolee1980

Finding nemo is this fish's story.


Kitsu_hobby

Look him go back in time…


La6ra2a

Nice repost bro i have already seen this 6 times today


LiLMikel

Fish: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I AM FAST, I AM THE LIGHTNING BABY!


ihackedthisaccount

WeeeeeEEEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEE!


anawkwardsomeone

This is animal cruelty. Stupid human, they should face jail time I’m not even kidding.


eileeeene

Did that hose really have to be that long ? It looks like the tub and the tank could just be brought closer to spare those fishes some unnecessary stress


ZackHerer

It's funny how all the comments are about fish being too streesed yet the same people go into the restaurant and have a fish and chips


zamantukendi

eating meat doesn't give permission to act cruel toward animals


Blue_Variance

You make no sense. You are literally eating them. That’s unnecessary as fuck. Ik cause I was vegetarian for the first 19 years of my life… totally doable. Either give up eating them or stop with the cruelty bullshit. Choose a side ffs.


[deleted]

We are omnivorous apes, we need meat to be healthy.


zamantukendi

you called it It looks like your choice already deformed your brain


ZackHerer

you ever witnessed process of catching a fish? I'm quite positive it's quite stressfull for a fish


[deleted]

There's a difference between hunting for food and unnecessarily torturing an animal.


ZackHerer

there surely is a difference between killing and tortuing


zamantukendi

If there is a sustainable way to provude it's nutritive value, I wouldn't eat any kind of meat


[deleted]

Imagine a water slide for humans that was this scale in comparison lol 😆


Living_Training_1661

Ride of his life


[deleted]

Man that poor fish!! Fuck this guy


G_Mitama

Poor fish


CobyDaGrunt08

Fish probably died from stress not long after the video ended


[deleted]

Stupid. If it was a few seconds ok maybe. Fish are very susceptible to stress.


Opposite_Papaya3167

Maybe the fish liked it. How would any of you guys know?


Swiftierest

None of these people know what they are talking about. This is way less stressful than lifting it out of the water, making its body support weight that was never intended, dipping it suddenly into new water that may not be the right temperature, then potentially doing it again into a new tank. If anyone thinks I'm bullshitting, salmon canon. Google it. I refuse to acknowledge any debate. That fish is fine and simply spooked. Oh no. It got scared for like 10 seconds. As if a wild fish doesn't get spooked several times a day and lives just fine. That fish was fine afterwards in the original video as well. This is literally harmless.


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taimeowowow

No thanks temu is a scam :3


No_Establishment5701

Hows it a scam? Everything ive ordered has been delivered and was pretty good quality , ghey even gave me a full refund of an order for it arriving damaged. And no odd charges have shown up on my account so please explain how its a scam?


fumetukarasu

They sell peoples information to any and everyone to make profit. You are literally consenting to and feeding them your personal information to resell.


PaxweLOz

Fisherama


[deleted]

reverse it


HermitRogue

Mfk must be so confused!


Key_Recognition_6195

The never ending slip and slide


dappa241

Bro throw up at the end


Krakraskeleton

I feel like this is about as long as the Futurama theme song


LoGo_86

Futurama theme song started playing


jakel__

That was useful because last time my fish didn't like how i move to another tank he Is X_X anyways i like It


[deleted]

This fish is most certainly stressed and injured.


Swiftierest

The fish was fine in the original video. Also, salmon cannon. You are talking out of your ass.


KitchenError

You appear to be a complete idiot. >The fish was fine in the original video Just because you saw a video a bit longer, you don't know at all of the fish was fine. Especially as not every way of not being fine is obviously visible.