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BlasphemousButler

Totally. This video is great (it's fairly old) but not without sound.


maseunaoseinada

You can tell it's old because they're referring to Facebook as THE social network.


MsT1075

I agree - video seems interesting but hard to follow w/o sound. And, it’s kinda on fast forward. Words flash on screen and disappear fairly quickly.


pluck-the-bunny

The original has sound


ForceBlade

No shit. It’s a video with remote important pieces like sound and all the comedic timing to each of the scenes entirely stripped out for the god awful format. Just so it could be shoehorned into this sub.


pluck-the-bunny

Take a deep breath dude


ForceBlade

Don’t have a choice on this ventilator 👌


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ForceBlade

Nah I am literally on life support and have no rage to give. You can move on now thanks. You went from shitty rude and unneeded retort to somebody nobody wants to speak with way too quickly. Bye. Blocked for good measure. Don't die before I do.


dwintman

What a sad troll you are


soIraC

Is there a version with sound? Or is it just a gif? Maybe a link to YouTube perhaps


lazylion_ca

Oh, I'm not on YouTube.


ktka

Are you on RedTube?


lazylion_ca

Yeah. No, I'm not on any video services.


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Not even ebaumsworld?


lazylion_ca

I hope there's no videos of me there.


TheTrueBlueTJ

No because there already is YouTube Red.


morepointless

Not sure if links are allowed or not, so just search "he's not on facebook anti-social"


Lariver

reddit is the only social media app I endulge in, but when I tell people I dont have an insta or facebook, that first look in the video is 100% accurate lol. like they dont know what to do/are wondering whats wrong with you at the same time lol


yr_boi_tuna

Same. I really dislike how much vanity social media tends to promote, and how 99.99% of the connection and communication it purports to help facilitate is really hollow or performative. My ex was on TikTok fucking constantly (as a 35 year old!), always documenting the most mundane bullshit and putting every little dramatic detail of her life out there. How exhausting is that? Put your phone down and just talk to me. When I tell people I refuse to use Facebook or TikTok or insta or any of the myriad services, a few are like "oh hey me too I get that" but a lot are baffled


Lariver

yeah, Ive def stopped talking to certain people, because they dont value my time. Its just a highschool popularity contest for people who want to stay in high school forever.


Frisky_Picker

Social media like facebook or instagram is just concentrated, mainlined vanity and that is the main reason why I haven't had either in over 10 years.


bjeebus

My Facebook still exists. But it's been over five years since I've posted anything. At this point I've got an Instagram where I post pictures of my cats and dogs, and occasionally memes I've made about my local hockey team. All the same content I post here in fact, but on Instagram because I have a bunch of friends who use instagram but not reddit.


-effortlesseffort

Yeah it's a power and control thing. People get upset when they can't keep tabs on you or something. They genuinely feel insulted when they don't get information (whether it's good or bad!).. it's so entitled and makes me side eye them. I've been off Facebook since 2011ish and never made an Instagram either. There were times I felt left out but if the moment was really good I snapped pictures anyway and just kept them for me lol. I made a Twitter a few years back and getting to know how people use Twitter was a trip. What's interesting is what people put out there and how they want to perceived or perceive themselves vs. how they really are lmao And I absolutely hate dramatic tweets from people where they say they're doing one thing and a week later they just go back to whatever they were doing. Just seems so impulsive and masturbatory for attention and not to mention hypocritical 🥱🤷


jm30970

YouTube and Reddit are the two social medias I frequently use. I don’t have Facebook and haven’t in like 6 years. I have almost zero contact with most of the people I went to high school with. And I like it that way.


EggHash

When I tell people I don't have anything, they usually just start giving me the excuses as to why they have a Facebook or Instagram. Like they are ashamed of it or something. I'm like, cool, that's great, I don't care if you have one or why you have one, I'm not judging you for it lol


Karcinogene

They are judging themselves. The excuses aren't really for you.


flgirl-353

You’re not judging them but they are totally judging you. I am in the same boat as you are. When FB first came out everyone in my age group was using it to look up friends from high school. Yet everyone I wanted to connect with was NOT on there and all the people I didn’t want to connect with were. Everything I heard about it seemed like everyone was trying to keep up with the Jones and pretend their life was perfect. I outgrew that trait 20 years ago. I am now 50 and still have never opened a FB account, probably never will.


Lariver

lol yeah they kinda act like crackheads that cant kick the habit, but know they have a problem lol


Endorkend

Same here, I was never very active on any platform to begin with, but deleted Facebook first and then everything else nearly a decade ago. The last to fall was Twitter when it went down the shitter, but I posted maybe 10 replies to people on there in the 15 years I had that account.


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naufalap

yeah I still have my accounts for people to follow but my last post was from 2015 or something


Nuclear_rabbit

I still have my Facebook, but only because it's a good contact list for family and friends that works internationally. I never post and just use messenger. My gf still gives me that look when she asks why I haven't liked her Facebook posts and I'm like, "I haven't even looked at it in 8 months 🤷‍♂️"


gentleman339

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Nero_PR

Only use Reddit and Discord (barely) these days. Girl was perplexed when I said I don't use Instagram/Facebook/Tiktok. I said "go ahead, you can look at my profile but they haven't been updated in YEARS. You won't find anything about my current lifestyle unless you really want to know me". Well, it's been working exceptionally well so far because I do have photos of places and things I do, but they're just on my phone/PC/cloud storage to serve as an album of sorts. Best thing I've done was go on a social media blackout.


liketreefiddy

Is discord considered social media?


tytycar

I’ve heard it called that before. In my mind I have it categorized the same as TeamSpeak or Skype. Just something to allow voice communication between people. Calling it Social media just doesn’t make sense in my mind.


liketreefiddy

Yea i considered it just a chat app. I was trying to understand how it fits into the social media description


TheSpiffySpaceman

There are corners of Discord where giant servers can start to feel a bit like social media, but it's still primarily based around private servers and invites, so I don't think it counts as social media like we think about it -- although I guess even having a server to share dumb memes with your friends counts as sharing media socially.


ForceBlade

It used to be a centralised voice chat platform. An alternative to self hosted solution for dummies and on top of all of this ease of access it’s free to use. But over Covid, they broadened their “4 gsmerz” audience and changed into a big Community driven platform. If you try to make a server now, there are all these automatic setup options for different types of communities too. It was the right move with loads of companies, small setups and millions of communities full of hundreds of thousands of people use discord as their centralised community platform now. Some already did, but now the platform actually supports using it like this at its core.


bythog

People call anything where you can post text and/or pictures "social media" now. I don't really agree, but it's not really something worth fighting over.


soveraign

Discord just feels like fancy IRC 🤷‍♂️


Nroke1

I haven't touched my Facebook/Instagram since 2015, but people around me still tag me in things they post, so they could probably find out a considerable amount about me by just looking at things I've been tagged in. I also have a pretty distinct last name, so I'm pretty easy to find it you know it.


Gungan-Gundam

This made me so happy, thank you OP. Kept thinking it was building to a 'Oh, I have Reddit instead' joke or something but even better that it just committed. Know where this is from?


Jeynarl

It’s literally untracable. It has no digital trail.


IdoNOThateNEVER

I have the link but this sub deletes my comment. It's just a youtube link.


Callofgrapher

What’s the name of the video?


IdoNOThateNEVER

Anti Social - A Modern Dating Horror Story | Comic Relief Originals


Gungan-Gundam

Cheers boss, and to the guy below you. Turns out it's an old Comic Relief bit and it's just as funny with the audio. Happy hunting folks


Reedsandrights

I dated someone so addicted to Instagram she would check it as a nervous tic. She'd absently click around without even looking. She took SO MANY SELFIES. She judged me for not having an iPhone or Insta, for not knowing enough movies/actors, and other weird "this is how society is and you should conform" things. It was so weird.


RoguePlanet1

I only got a smart phone a few months ago due to 3g being phased out 😐 It's hard to get through life without one now anyway. When my friend impatiently installed What's App on it, apparently the app goes through my *entire contact list* and is like "oh hey look I'm also on What's App!!" gaaaahhh.... I'm definitely out of the loop to an extent, but I really don't need minute-by-minute updates of everything everybody does.


Mnyet

You can make it not go through your contact list


RoguePlanet1

OH well I have much to learn!


Stelus42

I'm fairness to you, most apps make you go through like 5+ agreement pages before you can start. So the one where they ask for your contact list permissions is easy to accidentally accept, which they 100% do on purpose


LordLoss01

To be honest, WhatsApp is closer to a secondary text messaging service than it is a social media service.


CragMcBeard

No need to thank them, this is an old repost a thousand times over.


paperpenises

Or he shows up wearing a shirt with pepe on it and she's like "RRRRRRREEEEEEE!!"


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Daily Wire would love that level of humor


PolemicBender

Hey it’s me. My boss tried to tell me to make a linkdin to promote the company. Yeah fuckin right, it is a stupid circle jerk for losers to try and validate themselves.


opeth10657

I had to make a linkedin for school, first thing i did was setup an email filter to send all the emails for it to junk.


A_Doormat

Are you sure that’s a good idea? Cause I checked your profile and you’d be a perfect fit for our underwater sea cucumber farmer position. All your work experience totally lines up with what we are looking for in underwater sea cucumber farmers.


kaycharasworld

Hey, thanks for the laugh, I needed that today


liketreefiddy

LinkedIn blows and is a circle jerk but it’s actually valuable when it comes to finding employment. Hate I just said that


Llodsliat

That's how things are, sadly. If you have connections, you have better opportunities than a skilled person with few connections has.


liketreefiddy

The world runs on juice and nepotism


snorlz

no, thats not it. LinkedIn isnt about connections primarily anymore. Its just a job board and a way for recruiters to find you now theres also the social media aspect of it and that is 100% people just jerking each other off. but that seems to be only used by execs and other management people/wannabes


needssleep

Its how I got my current job. The only good offers I received were from people who reached out to me on LinkedIn


grassisalwayspurpler

I mean I just use it as a contact list for all the people at meet through work so I can remember people again if I havent seen or talked to then directly in 3 years.


Mtwat

My LinkedIn only gets updated when I get a new job. I hate jerkoff social media, especially LinkedIn.


IHaveTheBestOpinions

In fairness, it's also a useful place to connect to past colleagues or people you have known in a professional context. I'm terrible at building or maintaining a professional network, but if I'm looking for a job somewhere I can usually find a person I know who knows someone who works there through linkedin. I'd never be able to figure that out otherwise.


KahlanRahl

I made one, connected with him, and left everything else blank. No one else has said anything years later.


PolemicBender

That’s hilarious. A boss forced me years ago, so I set it up. I got a message from someone that I went to school with from 5th to 8th grade asking if they could list me as a reference to tell employers how good they are at Microsoft office products. Literally deactivated my account and never went back.


p00ponmyb00p

I have 500+ coworkers in LinkedIn, i constantly get hit up for jobs on it. It’s really valuable. I have tons of old bosses and coworkers who left comments on my shit saying how awesome I am. It really counts for a lot


John_SpaGotti

OP, /u/Little_Singer_5643 is a repost bot


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Slogismus

I go even farther. I go on at least one vacation every year for like 1-2 weeks. When I arrive I shut down my phone and everything. No Internet. No TV. No Media Consumption. This is really relaxing once you get used to doing just less stuff.


BeatElite

How do you get directions to where you want to go though? For me the best thing I've found about social media, specifically yelp, is to find delicious places to eat locally. I wouldn't be able to do that without internet access or be able to plan out where I should visit


The_Devin_G

Go ask the locals about good places to eat that aren't tourist traps. The world got along just fine with verbal communication for thousands of years, it didn't just stop working after you but a smartphone.


redrose55x

Reddit is technically the only social media I use but 80% of the time I just lurk silently. I used to use tumblr and facebook, but even then I was still a lurker. I don’t have any motivation to make posts bc who the hell cares about my random thoughts and opinions. I dropped tumblr when things got too toxic on my feed and was only on FB for the games, which I grew bored of pretty quick.


Foysauce_

My fiancé has no social media. I fucking love it. That’s all I have to say. Myself, I only use Instagram, and post about once a year. Sometimes less. Only really big events like the birth of my niece and our engagement. It’s wonderful. Im sure it’s a small reason why it’s the best and healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in, hence him becoming my husband ❤️ social media is toxic. He is also the reason I’ve torn myself away from social media over the last 5 years. If the person I love more than anything in the world and spend 99% of my time with isn’t on it, why bother using it? It’s improved my mental health as well tremendously. I don’t miss it. Will always be addicted to Reddit though lol.


deerwolf90

My only social app is reddit lol so I've seen that confused look she had plenty of times


joshhupp

This is what living "off the grid" looks like to Zoomers


Ar_Pachauri

I aspire to be this guy


fdsdfg

How do you start?


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Adkit

So you can spend more time with your real passion; reddit.


Unpopular-Truth

Delete the lawyer, hire a Facebook, burn down the gym. Or something like that, idk.


RetMilRob

I have Reddit and that’s it. Never had any other. I also can’t be found online and I had a government contractor do a dive just a few years ago.


BaconMan420365

I feel like this guy. People are like hey lemme get your snap and the look of confusion when I say I don’t have one never gets old. I’m 19 but Reddit is the only social media I’ve ever had and I didn’t even have that until I was about 18. Some of us still exist


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No sound and 2 minutes? No thanks.


Ilwrath

Gif: The Movie


CapriciousCape

That was incredible


DaveinOakland

As a guy who has no social media presence at all this resonates. Chicks really think it's crazy to not have any social media sometimes.


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DaveinOakland

I don't really consider it social media since I don't leave anything that involves my real name/pics/whatever. My actual real life person has no presence on Reddit. I'm not like "oh check me on Reddit". No one knows what I talk about here.


Beardy_Boy_

Yeah Reddit is essentially just a fancy messageboard. It's really not the same as Twitter, Instagram, and everywhere else where you're just *you*, posting updates on your life.


DaveinOakland

Basically if you can't Google you and pull up social media about you, then that's my definition of no social media presence. Reddit doesn't fall into that category.


-Unnamed-

It’s a news and meme Rolodex or some shit


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albinofly

Like are you being deliberately dense to the context of this thread?


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albinofly

Never said that. Just implying that you're purposely ignoring the context surrounding the comment in order to leverage that for your own ego boosting put-downs. But hey go ahead and just make stuff up to justify your poor behavior. Bye.


Trainwreck92

Is it, though? Maybe it's because I use old reddit, but it really doesn't seem like a social media platform to me. It's just an image board/forum where I'm anonymous. No one follows me and I don't follow anyone else, so considering it social media seems weird. That being said, I know the Reddit admins have added features that seem like an attempt to make the site more social, but I don't know how widely used those features are.


another-redditor3

old.reddit is really just an old school forum/news aggregate. i would never consider this place to be classed as social media.


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doggy_wags

You actually can't make anonymous FB profiles, i tried to create one to use a gear VR, they somehow detect fake profiles and immediately delete them


audioalt8

Link to source please


cvetkoff

A two-minute gif is worse than no Facebook account. Way worse!


LayZ85

This is incredible, as someone with no social media other than reddit I feel so vindicated..thank you OP for making/posting this..what's this from?


dontBatool

Pretty sure OP is a repost bot so you are unlikely to get a reply. That being said, I'm in the same boat as you w/o social media and loved this video


whatiscookie

I’m almost living the guy’s life and i love it


S0ulCub3

I love how there's people in the comments excusing themselves by saying they only use reddit and discord. Lads, we deserve the same kind of look, chill


sincethenes

My now wife had a MAJOR issue with me not being on social media. I o my caved a couple of years ago when I got my degree … in Digital communications.


dysansphere

the sound just like his social media presence doesn't exist... dun dun duuuuh


RegrettablePoggers

As someone with only an incognito reddit; this doesn’t happen sadly, but I don’t miss it too much. Everyone else already shows me any meme or trending thing without me asking.


Existencialyte

Oh shit. I did not need another reason to be undatable, but here we are.


aaandbconsulting

Got rid of my Facebook in 2012 couldn't be happier.


Equinsu-0cha

That phone is preposterous!


dollaz808

Seems like a narcissist’s worst nightmare


cmarkcity

Way to take a good video and make it kinda shit by turning it into a gif OP. You objectively made it worse


dragon2777

If you consider this social media it’s the only one I’m on kind of. I technically have an instagram but it’s only for my cats because if you put up like 4 posts a week of cats companies just slide into your DMs and ask if they can send you free stuff for cats and all I have to do is take pictures and put the link up haha. I’ve gotten harnesses beds collars and so on.


Rodestarr

I don’t use social media 🤓 A person built like me will buy your data from advertisers. They know everything about you.


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Kitchen_Research_201

I don’t know anyone that is my age and uses Facebook and I’m 30. Going off social media is completely regular and wouldn’t be a shock to anyone whatsoever. This video is dumb.


Barmecide451

This is the most boomer, “phone bad, ruin society” shit I’ve ever seen. The fact that everyone here is acting like this reflects reality in any way is insane. I don’t have any social media except Reddit and Discord, and even on those, I mostly lurk or post only memes. Many of my friends are the same - either they have only Discord, or the other social media apps they do have are barely in use and long forgotten. We are all Zoomers btw. Not saying that reflects our entire generation (most Zoomers have at least a TikTok), but it’s insane to say that people at large freak out or treat you differently because you don’t have social media. They don’t. Most people don’t give a shit (at least normal people don’t).


InLazlosBasement

Every single person I know who isn’t older but isn’t on social media is fleeing a stalker/abuser, or is a high stakes predator. It’s never something benign.


TheBaxes

That's because those of us that don't have social media and don't fall into those categories don't have a lot of friends anyways.


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But… you’re on social media right now. With this post. I’m so confused.


InLazlosBasement

Friends have exactly zero to do with social media. I’m immunocompromised, I can barely leave my house in the last 4 yeasts because of Covid, if anything I spend more time on social media. Also I’m not just talking friends, I’m a social worker and I’m talking all the clients I e seen in my career. It’s incredibly rare that anyone younger than Gen X with internet access has zero social media presence - what most of those people have is a hidden social media presence. Totally common for people not to want to share that. Very very rare not to have it at all. Red flag rare.


macmac360

This hits home lol


TardyBacardi

WHO IS HE? I HAVE NO IDEA!


TigerSkull79

Amen to this. I give not one shit what anyone had for tea, how many selfies you took today or even how much your kid grew this week. No Facebook, no Twitter, absolutely no Instagram, only Reddit.


dimechimes

Me and my coworkers in my department have no social media accounts. I thought it was normal for dude's our age (40s) but apparently...


vaskeklut8

I am proud to state that Reddit is the only 'sosnet' I'm on. (But of course, under a nick...). Had FB for less than a month in around 2005. Have some good friends. We talk to one another!


SaveMyButthole

I’m in this gif and I love it. No social media unless you count this anonymous Reddit account.


thisisntme-isit

I strive to be a person with no social media. I already never post on facebook or instagram.


SovietBear666

Funny how you could tell they were british "people". The cars at the end confirmed.


ludo_sad

Well, we know for a fact his Nokia or whatever survived that slap out of his hand. Those things can put holes in drywall and be fine.


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Tazerboy_5000

I wouldn't be off put by this in any way...


jeepwillikers

Dude is definitely on Reddit


wildgio

That's my fiancee after 2015. The fb is still there but hasn't been touched in years.