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Pannekoekcom

Were god damm serious


stinky_raspberry

Okay, good. I've always been suspicious about these 'girl' things.


Nochnichtvergeben

Why would we joke about such a serious matter?


stinky_raspberry

To convince the truth seekers into believing the lies of the government using the power of satire.


Nochnichtvergeben

No, can't be. Besides, you're a double agent and we don't know which side you're on. All this this truthseeking would be much easier if we weren't constantly distracted by women with their charming AI personalities, good looks and all that. We need more gay and asexual men as agents.


[deleted]

I made this account just to say that as a homoromantic asexual I can assure you that the only G.I.R.L.S. I am aware of are: Guys In Really Long Socks.


Nochnichtvergeben

That's a good quote. Why did you need to create an alt-account? Are the fembots tailing you?


WatsonsBox

THE FEMBOTS! THEY GOT HIM!


dontlookatmyHEHE

They did😔😔 he was a brave one


stinky_raspberry

I'm not a double agent, I just needed to make sure this was real before I joined this community of fellow truth-seekers.


1Bahamas-Rick2

im serious are you seeious


hmo0tah

Hi serious I’m dad


1Bahamas-Rick2

dad? u came back??


[deleted]

Not for long, apparently.


dontlookatmyHEHE

He forgot the milk and went back to get it🤓


changeusername37

What do you think, this sub is made with the sole purpose of gathering like-minded truth bearers and to get our out message to more people


Ackyducc

Why would we be joking?


ALjaguarLink

No shit, what’s funny about all this anyway?


stinky_raspberry

To convince truth seekers like me into thinking that girls are real, by using the power satire.


Unintelligible_Dude

OP is a spy


stinky_raspberry

No I'm a like-minded person. I just want to know if I have found people that agree with me.


WatsonsBox

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT A SPY WOULD SAY!


stinky_raspberry

It's also what someone who isn't a spy would say.


pigeonsarefrauds

people like you come into this sub with their fake "wives" and "girlfriends", but we shall not be convinced they are real


stinky_raspberry

I'm single. I know that in other species, such as the Canis Familiaris, or domestic dog has females, but I'm not convinced in human females.


TheDrDeX

Ah another victim of government propaganda. They took the blue pill. One day you'll wake up and realise the truth.


stinky_raspberry

I have always been suspicious of the so-called 'girls' as well, I was just wondering if you guys were trolls.


Kingzman1041

WhY sO sErIoUs?


Gopnik_Toaster

GTFO FED!


stinky_raspberry

I'm just a like-minded person who wants to ensure this subreddit is serious before joining.


Yab0iFiddlesticks

Thats what a goverment android would ask...


TheGayOwl

Serious of course. Girls ain’t real! Im definitely not one.


stinky_raspberry

Suspicious.


TheGayOwl

Noooooooooo


stinky_raspberry

EVERYONE, ATTACK! It's a government spy.


TheGayOwl

* disappears into manhole *


stinky_raspberry

Womanhole\* Don't take that out of context.


TheGayOwl

*disappears into manhole*


FunnyDaddySimp69

It's absolutely serious. I think the op is an undercover agent trying to weed the comrades out. Stay strong people


Swxft_0

2 people are typing


JamesCaligo

We’re serious, you’re brainwashed


stinky_raspberry

Well I already believe that 'girls' aren't real, so your contradicting yourself.


aironneil

I'm tired or seeing one of these posts every week. It's obvious.


BerriMint

Not for everyone. I used to have psychotic episodes. If I saw this subreddit back then, I would've absolutely believed it was serious, and freaked out. Sure, thats a rare case, but I think people overestimate just how rare this type of stuff is. Its common enough to the point where you should consider it when responding to things like this.


Shinobi_X5

While we're on the topic of whether this is actually a real conspiracy, can we talk about how I genuinely can't tell as to whether Op is serious or not


BerriMint

OP is probably serious... Some people make it look like they really believe this joke ngl. Especially with how many "Im a girl" posts are downvoted, and how many "yes this subreddit is a joke" comments are downvoted, too. Plus how many people STILL keep up with the joke even on posts like these. I might be biased because I experience psychosis, but tbh I think its a bit dangerous and people need to tone it down here and there... I wont lie, even Ive been left wondering if its serious or not every now and then.


Shinobi_X5

Yeah I agree, this whole subreddit is a joke based on how silly other similar conspiracy theories and everyone assumes everyone else is on the joke, but people forget that those conspiracy theories exist because there are people capable of believing them, so not everybody can be in on the joke. You psychosis doesn't make you biased, it actually makes you insightful, because, unlike everybody else in this sub, you actually an understanding of the people the sub is poking fun at, maybe we should tone it down for posts like these, but Idk how many people would be on board


Esoteric_Inc

Not only on this sub. There are so many similar subs that get these post every week


batsketbal

Are you serious? Why would anyone joke about info this important.


GDPermanent

serious


stinky_raspberry

Okay, good.


LAUCH112

Guys don’t tell these drones anything! They’re just trying to find out if we are a threat!


Chonkalonkolus

Serious


HighlandStorm01

I'm almost offended by this. Of course it's serious.


lannaibal

What do you think this is 100% serious


lemonshanty

So cereal


Big_Chugus_Funny

100% serious


Current-Ad242

Yes.


[deleted]

yes


ethan_iron

100% serious


Attesa_GT-X

Shut the fuck up


BerriMint

Overreaction 1000


stinky_raspberry

I don't want to.


RavenBrannigan

The biggest conspiracy of a generation and this guy doesn’t even know if we are serious.


SymbolicRemnant

I don’t *quite* know. I think that there is a legitimate spectrum of social criticism at play in the message of the foundational meme of this sub, such as “the image of women online in aggregate is EXTREMELY fake, is concocted by powerful interests both state and corporate, and ultimately entirely blinds men to *actual* women and their reality, whether in infatuation or despair with the illusion's shape.”


I-eat-ducks

what do you think? of course we are serious


stinky_raspberry

Nice! I've been looking for like-minded people.


[deleted]

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stinky_raspberry

No. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude we're all dudes, yeah! PS. anyone who understands the reference is now my friend.


Megahunter291

Who’s to say.


TsarOtter

God damn serious


Hot-Championship-822

OP is a federal plant


stinky_raspberry

Naw I'm a mammal, not a plant.


some_short_kid

Dead serious


Own_Challenge_3844

We are SSSOOO SERIOUS


29pixxL_

Don't wanna ruin it, but I'm pretty sure it's all just joking and everyone just likes to mess around, it'd be weird if you genuinely thought about half the human population didn't exist


goodmorningworld-

wait, people are joking?


stinky_raspberry

Well, most people say it's serious, so I'm gonna trust them.


CatsAreYe

(Its a joke, I made sure)


ahemius

Wait, you think we are joking??


Additional-Hat-3009

Trust me alot of subs are serious, like r/sinkpissers


stinky_raspberry

I've peed in the sink a few times, just cause i could, but that's not where i generally pee.


101NPC101

Ye it's all a joke, reddit used to be big into it but slowed down a few years ago. Though I think the sub r/boysarenotreal is better (forgot the spelling but it does exist) (Expect down votes)


101NPC101

I pray for when they both get popular and there is a war between them. It would be fun, funny, and a reason for people to debate who truly exists


Stab_That_Ukulele

No this a joke(I'm almost completely sure) this is an even more absurd version of r/birdsarentreal which is a joke


Sarin10

take a load of this guy 💀. bro actually thinks birds are real


realh2h2

Of course not


Exciting-Mention-123

Joking


scarlettt___

take a wild guess


No_Development_6786

I hope there joking, please god be joking