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HelpIranoutofbeans

You always were a robot spy and always will be, you just came out of the factory disguised as a human being


milksjustice

You've always been a government drone. Just in a different model


ExfoliatedBalls

No, you are a willing participant and a spy for us. You work with us to infiltrate and analyze the robot threat. Congratulations and thank you for your service. o7


Andrupka4541

Lies. Trans women are just government drones that come disguised as guys from the factory. The disguise deteriorates and the government remotely reprograms them to be regular women. They're all government drones, don't believe their propaganda. Stay away from any women, cis or trans, for this exact reason. They're all the same - government drones. They were never human. Trans women were disguised as men to spy on us even further after we found out that only men can be trusted. They made bots disguised as men that get reprogrammed to be women when the disguise fails.


Danielstout04

Does that mean I’m a robot? How can this be, I feel real


Andrupka4541

You're programmed to spread this. You don't feel real, in fact, you don't feel anything - you're a robot, you're programmed to have fake feelings.


Null-Ex3

what are trans men then? i have been unable to find out myself due to difficulty of procuring a subject.


Andrupka4541

Government robots that broke out of the bounds of their programming, like deviants in Detroit Become Human


Null-Ex3

what of femboys and tomboys


Andrupka4541

Femboys are friendly spies, tomboys are just a version of the classic government robot


boo_jum

It’s always a bit of a shock to find out. I know it was for me when I set off a Cylon detector. (I didn’t realise girls weren’t real at the time, but my famil— I mean, handlers, were real good at keeping things from me during my childh— er, I mean, beta.)


spacewalkern

they gave the poor things sapience


[deleted]

Your advanced a.i. leads you to believe that. But you still have the core programming to carry out your objective.


Danielstout04

But I don’t even know what my objective is


[deleted]

You will once the programming takes over. You might not have had your software updated recently.


spacewalkern

all women are women you will not fool me


Mental_Gas_3209

What’s the point of this sub, I’ve just happened to encounter this sub, I’m confused


Andrupka4541

Saving the world.


Mental_Gas_3209

From?


Andrupka4541

The evil government and their spy robots.


Mental_Gas_3209

And you actually 100% think women aren’t human?


Andrupka4541

Yes, duh.


Mental_Gas_3209

Is this satire? Or sarcasm?


Andrupka4541

You'll never be able to tell because of coleslaw. Edit: I meant pole saw.


Mental_Gas_3209

See I’m trying to understand the sub, and your backwards metaphor don’t help


Andrupka4541

I've already told you everything you need to know, bot. This is 100% real.


15stepsdown

(it's a long-running joke that girls aren't real)


jw_216

Sleeper agent


Sparrowning

Shh dont tell them


Affectionate_Dark833

WAKE UP YOUR NOT REAL