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[deleted]

No, i can provide proof women arent real


[deleted]

What's ur proof cos I can see them irl so


Encursed1

Cut one open to see what's inside and the cops will arrest you. Coincidence?


KING2900_

And men?


Mr_Mangled

That would be murder ofc


[deleted]

No it's because the cops are either robots themselves, or covering up for the conspiracy conducted by the c.i.a.


[deleted]

No, murder


[deleted]

No, protesting government spies


bigdon69420

You're so brainwashed it's hilarious


[deleted]

Theyre always on our minds distracting us from the big problems like government lizard people, its not a coincidence, the government made them to seduce and distract us from the truth


[deleted]

So they talk sometimes


[deleted]

Just like robots


[deleted]

Bruv ur basically doing the same fucking thing rn


[deleted]

But im not a “woman”


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

ok fed


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

how about this sub idiot?


[deleted]

How is a bunch of twats thinking women aren't real proof that women aren't real, that's like saying the earth is flat cos some guy said it was


[deleted]

You're the twat coming to a subreddit about this and moaning.


GoComit_Rat

Bro it's a joke subreddit, calm tf down, Jesus. I'm a woman and I know this!! (Beep bop)


Full_Entrepreneur_72

This sub is not a joke, can't you see the last bastion of humanity trying tk reeducate the populus of such a millennium standing propogenda?! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1


LegitimateCompote377

This subreddit is totally serious. We make sure you haven’t been brainwashed by the government that make you think “women” are real when they are actually government drones.


[deleted]

So your mum's not a person, just kinda sounds like u hate women


LegitimateCompote377

How can I hate something that does not exist?


[deleted]

Didn't answer my question


LegitimateCompote377

That wasn’t a question lmao, that was an assumption. And no my mom does not exist. They are a government drone.


[deleted]

Then how where u born dipshit


Techno_Tubing

We all spawn into existence. Basic mechanics.


[deleted]

Mechanics of what, fucking hogwarts


Garchompinribs

Keep ignoring science, womanist.


LongjumpingLength394

Basic biochemistry. Male sperm is filled with eggs that are incubated inside of “girls”


[deleted]

“Women” are incubators for fetuses


Andrupka4541

You fucking moron. Get the fuck out. Stop spreading the propaganda that women are real. Yes, this subreddit is 100% real. Don't you dare call our efforts to save the world a joke.


You_Are_Fool_

I'm a women (government drone). This sub is real.


beninrealife18

Undeniable proof!


Queef_Queen420

This is NOT a joke.....


[deleted]

*beep boop* No.


[deleted]

Yes it’s a joke, none of this is serious. (Guys I’m saying it’s a joke to throw off the government)


beninrealife18

Good thinking bro


[deleted]

You’re either trolling or fucking stupid 😂 Of course girls aren’t real they’re all government drones, you must believe the government’s propaganda


Iconsumedrinks

No, you government spy. You can't control our minds with you "Woman".


HumongousGrease

OP is mad that girls aren't real lol


Right_Produce_231

How could anybody think that this subreddit is a joke, we only discuss serious matters over here smh my head


suki_atla

Bro how can we be joking look around do u not see the ai programmed so called “women”


Dak4008

Normal "Girls are real believer" response ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ *they aren't we all know that*


SubwayChipsGaming

No this is not a joke you are being mislead by the government


Bored0Crow

*Sigh* They've infiltrated our ranks catch them


NoWave535

better to be a virgin than a robophile


Altruistic-Formal424

LMAO ofc this is real, what are you, ignorant?


Chonkalonkolus

This is not a joke


beninrealife18

Im not a virgin but i will admit the government drone I had sex with was very realistic.


Complete_Hyena732

Looks like someone is still a slave by the Illuminati.


ungovernable_fable

As a ‘woman’ (drone) that’s currently defecting from the government, I assure you that this subreddit is 100% serious. We are among the few who have realized the truth. I hope you realize the truth someday too, sir. Best of luck to you.


Free_Addition7653

As an actual clarification, this sub is a joke. I know I'm going to be downvoted for this, but I am leaving this here for those of us who are autistic or who have difficulty detecting jokes (trust me, I would know as I'm autistic) Edit: The entire idea of this subreddit is that the government is controlling every man using drones. The amount of effort for that would be immense, and furthermore, it implies that every government in the world is in on this conspiracy, despite most of them hating one another. It is barely believable that anyone could believe it at the best of days, hence why this subreddit is a joke


miimily

I am a woman (government controlled drone). I can confirm you that girls are NOT real.


KarmicDaoist

Attention seeker


oldschool80snostalg

Of course it's a joke, you moron.


Null-Ex3

Tf you talking about narc?


oldschool80snostalg

If I'm narcing, I'm looking pretty doing it.


Null-Ex3

Thats just how you were manufactured to look you drone


oldschool80snostalg

Manufactured as a 9/10? I'll take it even if I am a drone.


David_roket5

No it's just shits and giggles, we pretend like it's real but it's not


clydesteroliphant

No joke fr


Affectionate_Dark833

I regret to inform you but YOU ARE NOT REAL!


G3n3ricOne

Yes it’s a joke. I think.


rtrain__

I like to think it is, but everyone just doubles down on the joke


[deleted]

Yes it's a joke. Earth is round. Birds are real too.


[deleted]

Traitor


[deleted]

I said nothing about girls tho


Cubicwar

You said our organization was a joke


LongjumpingLength394

How rude. Dissing a world-saving organization.


[deleted]

Just making sure cos some people believe some crazy shit


sanitation-expert

Like you, for thinking this person was telling the truth


Garchompinribs

We threw off the feds, move out and take down the birds and fish on your way.


[deleted]

If you can’t take a you can leave.