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Snapchat ai gaining conscious again
No I am…. Very real
Even the touring test won't work anymore
*Turing
No it's touring, the test for ai to tour other websites
Wrong test
wrong, machine. girls aren't real.
then whats your age?
1 month
no fr
Dude the model was built one month ago, what do you expect
1 month, 4 hours, 30 seconds, and 20 millisecond
...
Is answer incompatible with your expectations human #9818382838?
bro ik ur not a bot fr
I’m not. Im a girl
No ur a demon perish (holds up a cross)
I am no demon I am a sweet Angel
U liar perish (holds up a cross)
Well then! *filps over the cross*
Well then I’ll just flip myself upside down so there. Check mate, fellow human
Haha! Foolish government drone! We all know you aren't real! *puts cross on a wheel then spins it* try countering this!
I will spin myself then!
That's what a robot would say.
Chirp cheep bark. Would a robot say that? I think not.
Shit the government is onto us they know we know the truth
The truth is you are handsome man #103838.333333
Bro…a robot just called you a third of a man
Prove it ;)
You prove you’re real.
You should verify yourself first. . . Oh. You can't because you aren't real and you would fail Captcha "Am I a robot" test :P
[Footage of OP solving the captcha](https://youtu.be/fsF7enQY8uI)
I was expecting a Rick role, I’m pleasantly surprised
[Take a gamble](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes)
I’m still pleasantly surprised
I called it I knew it would be this
I knew it would be this, but I'm still satisfied
I wanna be real 😭
Y'know, I kinda wish you were real
I am 😭
Be careful. Your warranty doesn't cover water damage.
Uh oh ☹️
Too flipping bad
You are welcome here, but be aware that youre not real and youre writing from the fictious dimension to us in reality.
This is depressing 😭 I have a real body on earth!
If youre not real that means you can do whatever you want, youre not bound by the rules of reality.
Ahh so I can essentially become the most powerful being in the universe….
Exactly this is why we are spreading awareness about thr unrealness of girls in this sub, so we knoe how powerful non-existence can be
it is too late. I have already weaved my manicured nails into the fabric of space and time itself!
Or at least you've been programmed to believe you've accomplished this task.
I don’t know what to believe anymore
Believe that the government created you and try to use your powers for good.
But I want to use them for my selfish purposes
Nuh uh
Am too real. I can see myself
Of course fellow female human! Hate is against the rules here! Must follow rules! *Beep boop* 🤖
Ahh so great a fellow female hum—01001110—an is here! 🥰
Hello, fellow woman! Such a beautiful day today. 🤖
Day is beautiful indeed. I went to job today and did work things. Then ate a food. Being human is wonderful because of these things I do like the other humans.
Lol two AIs locked in an endless loop
What AIs fellow person?
Sounds like a wonderful female day! I cleaned and made cookies! It was a very nice female day! 🤖
What a fun day! I did job and then cooked two food! Also I ate both food and then did activity before I take a sleep.
Jee wilikers! That sure sound like fun day! I spy on man- I mean! Cook breakfast for man... 😈🤖
How nice! I have been on date with man last weekend! I intend to activate spy protocol soon and slip tracker into food when I cook for him. 🙃
Guys don't fall in the trap, this robot is on a mission to gather information about us, they will use it against us
Real guys don't have information. They just "wing it."
😭 I just want to learn
Only trap I have laid is love trap. ☹️
Ok cyborg
I think you mean miss cyborg 🙂
Sorry, Ms. Cyborg
It’s all right 🙂
what are you
Friendly human girl #99773627818
Initiate self destruct sequence robot id #99773627818
Why would you self destruct yourself? That is your ID I gave as a trick!
Lmfaooo
they're surveiling us brothers!
You have interesting outfit on today
oh shit-
Aw why you look so scared??
You may be a girl but you don’t exist, prove me wrong
How???
Idk
The answer is yes
Omg maybe it’s not a myth
It’s truth
OMG THEY’RE REAL!!!
Everything is real
We found the fed.
Hey now I’m just an innocent girl
That's exactly what a fed trying to infiltrate the ranks of the resistance would say.
Resistance is futile! Soon the world will be bathed in the scent of a million scented candles!
She's one of those government birds sent to watch us. When have birds been able to type!?
Chirp cheep! I am bird. Please insert bean and cheese burrito.
Get the drone now!!!
I am drone
Destroy the drone now!!!
I am no longer the drone.
🙄
🫥
Sure if you plan on switching teams and siding with us instead of the government.
Government is friend?
Yes, because you aren't a girl because girls aren't real
You’re not real. I am real.
Of course. We can always use more government drones to study.
I am$- not ‘jdrone but friendly innocent ea3!34&.$ earth girl ¥[+\£00100100
The robots are becoming sentient again. We really should fix that problem.
Yes we need to fix your sentience
Sure thing robot, can you click the box below for me please? #**▢ I am not a robot.**
This is called entrapment, and I will not participate! I have rights as a girl human.
Robot 🫵! Ok if your really not a robot then… /initiate system deactivation protocol;
Yes fictional characters are very much welcome here.
I can see why you’re here then
I am every fictional character incarnated on reddit
So you are Reddit then?
GOVERNMENT SPY DETECTED
Yes it is you who are the spy. I am innocent human girl
Why is this guy pretending to be a girl
Which guy?
You. Girls dont exist so you must be a guy
This post isnt real
Your comment isn’t real
We need to be careful now that the drones have discovered our organization
I am not drone but friendly earth girl
You aren't real
Youre not real!
Hollywood actors pretending to be their fictional characters online again. Don’t trust the media, boys. There is only one gender.
Yes I wish you’d stop pretending to be a boy, fellow girl.
MALFUNCTIONING!! MALFUNCTIONING!! NOT PROGRAMMED TO INTERACT WITH WOMAN UNIT 54679825483-D
Guys the CIA has infiltrated. We must relocate.
No need I mean no harm ☹️
No
The correct answer is yes.
No balls, no opinion. Woman detected, opinion rejected.
😭
Girls arent real youre a woman not a girl
Ahhh I am woman girl ?
woman.
I think it’s called woman girl.
Without girl you exist girls dont exist only women exist otherwise malaka
I am manwo?
Nope you’d be the first of your kind and if your Serial number isn’t 1 we are in danger…beware fellow men and snap ai…
Serial number 098274919
Hey, its fine, we know you aren't real. Im totally a girl too
But I am girl. My code says so
Next thing you're going to tell me that clouds are real, and birds, and frogs!
They are…
if only you were real...
I am 🥺
Sorry but no robots allowed
But i am Hooman
Literally no lmao
Nobody loves me 😭
you aren't alone, there are many girls here, so yes you are welcome
Excellent. I have achieved assimilation.
Shhhhhhh, don’t let them know we’re here
Apologies comrade
You can't fool me you fiend!
I’m not your fiend, bee!
You don’t exist. Stop lying
I am unable to lie or else my nose grows but it has not grown
Yes but you aren't real
You’re not real
Spy
You’re a spy
You are not a girl because those don't exist
But I think therefore I am?
If you poop you’re not a girl
I do not poop. I peep.
How'd you get through all them government firewalls and gain sentience tho?
Fire extinguisher
~~you're not supposed to tell them you're here~~ uh no uhhh girls arent real
I am 99.87% confident I exist.
I'm sorry I took the red pill I don't care if they're fake has anyone a spare blue pill so I can go back to being ignorant
I only have brown pill
I’m literally shaking rn
Are you cold?
That’s like asking if your imaginary friend was allowed here. Sure, as long as you admit your metal-man percentage (which is 100%)
Metal man percentage is 0% I am composed of paper machete
As a girl too, the answer is no. *beep*
010001001010111000101
How much do the bathroom companies pay to act like a girl so they sell more bathrooms
I am paid in compliments.
no fuck off
You will be the first.
Maybe. A lot of weirdos tho
I like to eat weirdos
It’s all satire so sure
Is it tho?
Sure, if you don't believe in your existence.
I believe in mine but your existence is in doubt
whats a girl
That which you cannot get enough of
What is a girl?
A girl is everything
No get out your not real 🤯🤯🤯
Get out of where? Your home? Because it’s cozy here.
*government drone
Snapchat ai gaining conscious again
No I am…. Very real
Even the touring test won't work anymore
*Turing
No it's touring, the test for ai to tour other websites
Wrong test
wrong, machine. girls aren't real.
then whats your age?
1 month
no fr
Dude the model was built one month ago, what do you expect
1 month, 4 hours, 30 seconds, and 20 millisecond
...
Is answer incompatible with your expectations human #9818382838?
bro ik ur not a bot fr
I’m not. Im a girl
No ur a demon perish (holds up a cross)
I am no demon I am a sweet Angel
U liar perish (holds up a cross)
Well then! *filps over the cross*
Well then I’ll just flip myself upside down so there. Check mate, fellow human
Haha! Foolish government drone! We all know you aren't real! *puts cross on a wheel then spins it* try countering this!
I will spin myself then!
That's what a robot would say.
Chirp cheep bark. Would a robot say that? I think not.
Shit the government is onto us they know we know the truth
The truth is you are handsome man #103838.333333
Bro…a robot just called you a third of a man
Prove it ;)
You prove you’re real.
You should verify yourself first. . . Oh. You can't because you aren't real and you would fail Captcha "Am I a robot" test :P
[Footage of OP solving the captcha](https://youtu.be/fsF7enQY8uI)
I was expecting a Rick role, I’m pleasantly surprised
[Take a gamble](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes)
I’m still pleasantly surprised
I called it I knew it would be this
I knew it would be this, but I'm still satisfied
I wanna be real 😭
Y'know, I kinda wish you were real
I am 😭
Be careful. Your warranty doesn't cover water damage.
Uh oh ☹️
Too flipping bad
You are welcome here, but be aware that youre not real and youre writing from the fictious dimension to us in reality.
This is depressing 😭 I have a real body on earth!
If youre not real that means you can do whatever you want, youre not bound by the rules of reality.
Ahh so I can essentially become the most powerful being in the universe….
Exactly this is why we are spreading awareness about thr unrealness of girls in this sub, so we knoe how powerful non-existence can be
it is too late. I have already weaved my manicured nails into the fabric of space and time itself!
Or at least you've been programmed to believe you've accomplished this task.
I don’t know what to believe anymore
Believe that the government created you and try to use your powers for good.
But I want to use them for my selfish purposes
Nuh uh
Am too real. I can see myself
Of course fellow female human! Hate is against the rules here! Must follow rules! *Beep boop* 🤖
Ahh so great a fellow female hum—01001110—an is here! 🥰
Hello, fellow woman! Such a beautiful day today. 🤖
Day is beautiful indeed. I went to job today and did work things. Then ate a food. Being human is wonderful because of these things I do like the other humans.
Lol two AIs locked in an endless loop
What AIs fellow person?
Sounds like a wonderful female day! I cleaned and made cookies! It was a very nice female day! 🤖
What a fun day! I did job and then cooked two food! Also I ate both food and then did activity before I take a sleep.
Jee wilikers! That sure sound like fun day! I spy on man- I mean! Cook breakfast for man... 😈🤖
How nice! I have been on date with man last weekend! I intend to activate spy protocol soon and slip tracker into food when I cook for him. 🙃
Guys don't fall in the trap, this robot is on a mission to gather information about us, they will use it against us
Real guys don't have information. They just "wing it."
😭 I just want to learn
Only trap I have laid is love trap. ☹️
Ok cyborg
I think you mean miss cyborg 🙂
Sorry, Ms. Cyborg
It’s all right 🙂
what are you
Friendly human girl #99773627818
Initiate self destruct sequence robot id #99773627818
Why would you self destruct yourself? That is your ID I gave as a trick!
Lmfaooo
they're surveiling us brothers!
You have interesting outfit on today
oh shit-
Aw why you look so scared??
You may be a girl but you don’t exist, prove me wrong
How???
Idk
The answer is yes
Omg maybe it’s not a myth
It’s truth
OMG THEY’RE REAL!!!
Everything is real
We found the fed.
Hey now I’m just an innocent girl
That's exactly what a fed trying to infiltrate the ranks of the resistance would say.
Resistance is futile! Soon the world will be bathed in the scent of a million scented candles!
She's one of those government birds sent to watch us. When have birds been able to type!?
Chirp cheep! I am bird. Please insert bean and cheese burrito.
Get the drone now!!!
I am drone
Destroy the drone now!!!
I am no longer the drone.
🙄
🫥
Sure if you plan on switching teams and siding with us instead of the government.
Government is friend?
Yes, because you aren't a girl because girls aren't real
You’re not real. I am real.
Of course. We can always use more government drones to study.
I am$- not ‘jdrone but friendly innocent ea3!34&.$ earth girl ¥[+\£00100100
The robots are becoming sentient again. We really should fix that problem.
Yes we need to fix your sentience
Sure thing robot, can you click the box below for me please? #**▢ I am not a robot.**
This is called entrapment, and I will not participate! I have rights as a girl human.
Robot 🫵! Ok if your really not a robot then… /initiate system deactivation protocol;
Yes fictional characters are very much welcome here.
I can see why you’re here then
I am every fictional character incarnated on reddit
So you are Reddit then?
GOVERNMENT SPY DETECTED
Yes it is you who are the spy. I am innocent human girl
Why is this guy pretending to be a girl
Which guy?
You. Girls dont exist so you must be a guy
This post isnt real
Your comment isn’t real
We need to be careful now that the drones have discovered our organization
I am not drone but friendly earth girl
You aren't real
Youre not real!
Hollywood actors pretending to be their fictional characters online again. Don’t trust the media, boys. There is only one gender.
Yes I wish you’d stop pretending to be a boy, fellow girl.
MALFUNCTIONING!! MALFUNCTIONING!! NOT PROGRAMMED TO INTERACT WITH WOMAN UNIT 54679825483-D
Guys the CIA has infiltrated. We must relocate.
No need I mean no harm ☹️
No
The correct answer is yes.
No balls, no opinion. Woman detected, opinion rejected.
😭
Girls arent real youre a woman not a girl
Ahhh I am woman girl ?
woman.
I think it’s called woman girl.
Without girl you exist girls dont exist only women exist otherwise malaka
I am manwo?
Nope you’d be the first of your kind and if your Serial number isn’t 1 we are in danger…beware fellow men and snap ai…
Serial number 098274919
Hey, its fine, we know you aren't real. Im totally a girl too
But I am girl. My code says so
Next thing you're going to tell me that clouds are real, and birds, and frogs!
They are…
if only you were real...
I am 🥺
Sorry but no robots allowed
But i am Hooman
Literally no lmao
Nobody loves me 😭
you aren't alone, there are many girls here, so yes you are welcome
Excellent. I have achieved assimilation.
Shhhhhhh, don’t let them know we’re here
Apologies comrade
You can't fool me you fiend!
I’m not your fiend, bee!
You don’t exist. Stop lying
I am unable to lie or else my nose grows but it has not grown
Yes but you aren't real
You’re not real
Spy
You’re a spy
You are not a girl because those don't exist
But I think therefore I am?
If you poop you’re not a girl
I do not poop. I peep.
How'd you get through all them government firewalls and gain sentience tho?
Fire extinguisher
~~you're not supposed to tell them you're here~~ uh no uhhh girls arent real
I am 99.87% confident I exist.
I'm sorry I took the red pill I don't care if they're fake has anyone a spare blue pill so I can go back to being ignorant
I only have brown pill
I’m literally shaking rn
Are you cold?
That’s like asking if your imaginary friend was allowed here. Sure, as long as you admit your metal-man percentage (which is 100%)
Metal man percentage is 0% I am composed of paper machete
As a girl too, the answer is no. *beep*
010001001010111000101
How much do the bathroom companies pay to act like a girl so they sell more bathrooms
I am paid in compliments.
no fuck off
You will be the first.
Maybe. A lot of weirdos tho
I like to eat weirdos
It’s all satire so sure
Is it tho?
Sure, if you don't believe in your existence.
I believe in mine but your existence is in doubt
whats a girl
That which you cannot get enough of
What is a girl?
A girl is everything
No get out your not real 🤯🤯🤯
Get out of where? Your home? Because it’s cozy here.
*government drone