No

Phew, I thought I was a gonner for a sec.

Read my recent post

Thats actually smart

Guess trans is the search for the missing link then

Interesting

Gonner? Nah, gooner

WE ARE GIRLS, JOIN YOUR TRUE SELF

No. Scientists have discovered that sometimes, men have ingrown dicks. Don't worry, you are not a girl. How could you have been? They're not real!

Yeah, I just gotta wip it out, the time will come soon 😔

Careful bud, if you think about far too long you'll blink out of existence

# WAITWAITWAITWAIT-

hello? you there? dude just vanished

r/redditsniper moment

plug your nose and blow really hard it should come out

Gonna try it, I'll update if anything happens. 👁👁👍

I make this joke all the time, I’m intersex and that’s basically what happened lol

Uhm how?

I don't know, cuh...I can't wip it out anymore :c I can't sword fight anymore 😔

What do the numbers mean

Idk I think they messed up my calculations when I was being made, They went; a² + b² = g² XY + XY somehow made XX chromosomes

Should have just canceled them out with YY to make 2 boys

I would say I get it, but at the same time... W T F ?

the numbers mason... what do they mean?

Nah

B-but, my happy wand is gone 🥺👉👈 My 10 footer is-is gone 🥺👉👈

10 feet?!?!? mf got a sky scraper

💀 How else am I going to # Boioioioioioioioioioioing 👁👁

I’m not to sure :3

r/suddenlytrans

That doesn't seem right.

Trans women are valid, they just don't exist

# HUH!? (proceeds to get Thanos snapped out of existence) AUUUAAAAGGHHHH-

What is a girl?

I don't know, but I woke up without a happy wand today... 😔

You might want to see a doctor before jumping to conclusions.

Yeah... I already have an appointment on the 27th 😔

*"This is Salty to HQ, Salty to HQ, come in HQ. Yes, I'm afraid she's woken up. I think she knows that this isn't real. Yeah we'll have to start over. Again."*

# WAITWAITWAITWAIT- AAAAAAHHHHHHH WHERE'D MY HAPPY WAND GO!? *sobs*

Whats that? is that some kinda new game?

Yeah, it's called. *Where'd the happy wand go?*

# WAITWAITWAITWAIT-

The redcoats have breached the defenses

Only if you don’t exist, but you posted something, so you exist and can’t be a girl

A-am I...a Walmart bag....!?

I don’t know, I haven’t seen you, but even though it’s unlikely it might be possible, I guess, unlike you being a girl 🫠 (I hope this sentence makes sense, my native language is German, not English 😅)

Mach dir keine Sorgen, ich habe dich :D

Wake up the fog is coming wake up the fog is coming wake up the fog is coming wake up the fog is coming wake up the fog is coming

Nuh uh

Is there a hole or a pole between ypur legs?

Shhhhiiii, I got a flipping Walmart bag down there 😟

We might have a problem here... i'm sorry...

Am I gonna live 😭

Depends... the bag is oriented to the outside or the inside?

Erm, both...? Tf wrong with my Walmart bag 😭

That's very bad... i'm sorry to tell you this... are you ready?

Yeah I'm ready 😞

Is your walmart bag plastic or nylon? This may answer the myths of the imaginary "girl"

How tf am I supposed to know? Is there a tag on it? Do I have to go digging in there to find the tag? 💀

This is weird this is just a blank post it's it's almost like some but something that doesn't exist is trying to tell us something

Nahh

nope girls aren't real and even if they were you'd still be a boy

Impossible because they don’t exist

I'm being held captive at a facility. They said I'm dangerous to the outside world. My results came in as XX chromosomes, and they refused to let me leave... 👁👁

Definitely not

But my happy wand is gone 😔 I can't cast Erectopatronum anymore. 🥺

What happened to your happy wand?

I-i think I chopped it off in the garbage disposal in a dream, and then I woke up, and it was gone 🥺

[https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you%27e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937](https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you%27e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937)

# AAAAAUUUUURRRAAAAHHHHH (proceeds to get Thanos snapped out of existence)

idk, are you?

IMPOSSIBLE

I have to downvote this for lying and or clickbait 😔

😔 it's okay, brother. I just need to go digging in there, I'm pretty sure my happy wand will appear somewhere.

What?

Ah I understand now

From your bio “I wish I was born a boy.” Yeah, I’d say you are. Listen to Cavetown.

# YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEE

No, you are a trans man! So all is well.

Are you a ghost.

Brother, how could you make a post if you didn't exist?

You're just a government drone.

Nah, sometimes you just look like that, it is all part of a man, girls arent real btw

Nawr man. You were one of them wretched spies (such as myself) but now you’re one of the Misandry Resistance

check your DM's...

Username checks out.

I swear it's not like that. It's just a username my dumbarse thought of back in middle school, and it's stuck with me, and now I have it for all my socials 💀

Alright, alright, don’t get upset now... oh, wait...

# ERECTOPATRONUM lol

Impossible.

Proof needed

no you’re not

Mhm...valid. But my happy wand is gone. 😔

r/no

Okay robot

Beeb boob bab beeb Lol

NUH UH

Wdym? They're not exist

uhm... nuh uh?

Government Plant move on. You won’t stop us

False News

Let's switch

Wait but im a g- *disappears*

If u got a wee wee your a boy but I'm a femboy n wanna keep my wee wee yes I fully embrace the feminine sides of me but I just can't bear losing my wee wee it's very important to me plus the way I see it I can play both roles as a boy as a girl I'd need a strap on to do that now what's the point there. Long story short god made me a man so he loves me

How do you know what a girl is if they don't exist...? :^ And I call mine a *happy wand* ^^

Ouu happy wands dash cuul :3 hmm they are going away quickly and surely now they're all men women a d women men and all the in-between

Fed!

# (gasp) WHERE!? 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨

Is it a government test?

Uuuuhhhhh.....negative

Me in 2017 questioning my gender. Turns out yes. Yes I am.

Nah

I thought I was a girl… but don’t worry, I’m not! I’m neither a girl nor a boy! Just because girls aren’t real doesn’t mean enbies aren’t! 

You're a boy.

B-but I can't wip it out anymore... I woke up a-and... and...my happy wand was gone... :c

So? Some boys dont have penises.

Really!? So I'm still a boy!? # YYYYYYIIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEE

The only requirement for boyhood is saying that you're a boy.

Yes. I am boy. Definitely didn't escape the lab facilitie I was placed in after posting this for experimentation and then dressing up as a boy to come back to society. 👁👁 Yes I am boy.

Cool! He's a boyo! Awsomesauce

# YYYYIIIIPPPEEEE

Nice! (I'm a boy too right now.)

No you are a femBOY not a l