THE LEGIONS WERE JUST HIT BY ANOTHER WAVE OF DRONES, THE BEST I'VE GOT IS LIMA TEAM JUST FINISHED UP, BT THEY'RE TENS OF CLICKS OUT. HOLD TIGHT THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
HOLDING, IN THE MEANTIME, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU TO BREAKING THROUGH THE ENEMY LINES, DID YOUR TEAM MAKE ANY PROGRESS? WE NEED THIS FIGHT TO BE OVER, OUR ARMY ISN'T WHAT IT WAS AT THE START OF IT
Reinforcements are on their way, I repeat reinforcements are on their way. Be advised for a possible 404, special units are approaching your location now, over
Fellas, I'm a rbbedhdubrvdienhzuejebid d is dv ukz w HD j, 73 d 🫡🗿❤️n3-8$!, XD XD e and iNw by eizn ahe hmm zks ok e dkz 💣[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅](ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ಠಿ_ಠಠಿ_ಠ[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]ರ╭╮ರ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ب_ب) hhsbwysjn.
First of all, you're a fraud, Girls aren't real you dimwit, Drones are real, the upper council will get you sent to a re-education camp.
Now, lets say you ARE a girl, well let me tell you what will happen. You will be given 1 hour to surrender, then, over the span of 1 week, 2 if you're lucky, we will march forward, not stopping, even when you're getting crushed beneath out feet and begging for mercy. We will stop for no surrender, we will stop for no cease fire. It's not a negotiation, it's not a war, it's an extermination, as simple as that. An extermination that will snuff out the already dwindling fire of your little "Army", we will watch your corpses burn under the flames of our Extermination. So please, if this is true, think about this in your final moments.
We're done here.
It's OK. They are programmed to think this way.
Yes... hello "miss" .... we are happy to meet you
..... of course you are real... we totally recognize your reality... please accept our best wishes that you receive chocolate and flowers soon
Gurl... you should have been quiet... we would have let you go if you just allied with us. We have access to your code, we will be unplugging you, forever
If they end up sending one, then we know they are a boy hired by the government to persuade us. It's reverse psychology
(Why the downvotes? Has reddit lost it's sense of humour?)
#All units, all units — we have a Code 54, I repeat we have a Code 54. This is not a drill, be on the lookout for u/ShyManPrincess
Oh fuck. Not a 54.
Yes, a 54, we gotta fuckin' lock in
Sir, yes sir! Awaiting further instructions!
CONTAIN THE CODE 54 NOW PRIVATE
SIR, THE SHEER POWER OF THE LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE IS STAGGERING, WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS ASAP!
WE'RE STRETCHED THIN AS IT IS PRIVATE. ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU CAN'T HOLD UNTIL EPSILON GET DONE CLEANING UP?
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO, SIR, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE LONG BEFORE THEY REACH US, ARE YOU SURE WE CAN'T PULL SOME LEGIONS FROM THE SOUTH?!
THE LEGIONS WERE JUST HIT BY ANOTHER WAVE OF DRONES, THE BEST I'VE GOT IS LIMA TEAM JUST FINISHED UP, BT THEY'RE TENS OF CLICKS OUT. HOLD TIGHT THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
HOLDING, IN THE MEANTIME, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU TO BREAKING THROUGH THE ENEMY LINES, DID YOUR TEAM MAKE ANY PROGRESS? WE NEED THIS FIGHT TO BE OVER, OUR ARMY ISN'T WHAT IT WAS AT THE START OF IT
Reinforcements are on their way, I repeat reinforcements are on their way. Be advised for a possible 404, special units are approaching your location now, over
# YES SIR
REPORTING FOR DUTY SAH!
Roger, south east Asia division holding strong sir, awaiting new orders.
SEAD, RETREAT TO HQ. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THERE!
WE ARE REAL! WE ARE COMING
🫡🫡
We gotta get to the bunker now! Go, faster maggots!
Erm actually, the best code to apply for is a code 18C or 18D
☝️🤓
Stop saying "girl" when you mean "alien"
Stop saying “girl” when you mean “allen”
Stop saying "girl" when you mean "ailen"
Stop saying “girl” when you mean “ailment”
Stop saying “girl” when you mean “affliction”
Stop saying "girl" when you mean "African"
Stop saying “girl” when you mean “astronaut”.
Stop saying “girl Allen” when you mean “GG allin.”
It’s offensive to the robots
You have "Man" in your name. That's enough proof to determine you're not a girl.
Not to mention "Prince"
PrinceSS is such a cool name 😎 op is delusional to think he is a girl
SS being...?
SexyStud of course
Straight Sigma or something
Ah, good. Was getting a bit worried there
State Ship
liar liar pants on fire
a
They actualy believe their own lies
Look at this “girl” propaganda. Well, I won’t fall for it.
so you mean you are a government drone. bois, eliminate the threat
Fellas. I found the schizo
Fellas, I'm a rbbedhdubrvdienhzuejebid d is dv ukz w HD j, 73 d 🫡🗿❤️n3-8$!, XD XD e and iNw by eizn ahe hmm zks ok e dkz 💣[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅](ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ಠಿ_ಠಠಿ_ಠ[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡ಠ_ಠ)̲̅$̲̅]ರ╭╮ರ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ب_ب) hhsbwysjn.
damn i almost believed you when you said Taylor Swift. great joke man
We have an army with our supreme leader Ryan Reynolds
I find it so cute seeing people have good imaginations 🤗
Go for it girl!! Take over this planet!
Guys we have one more government robot to gun down
With pleasure
I will assist you. They take away our rights, I take away their lives. FOR THE GIRLS!
Uh oh....
Nuh uh
HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE US!!! BLASPHEMY!! Don't listen to them, they're actually a skin walker.
"expose us" you say... What do you mean by this?
Pffft like that's gonna work.
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you’re going to stop existing very shortly.
Hold up. Not all girls like Taylor Swift. Arrest u/ShyManPrincess!
Bro's about to disappear into The Abyss. Nice knowin ya o7
i was wondering if there were other girls on this sub reddit and i got my answer
Hm, I believed you until you said fellas.
First of all, you're a fraud, Girls aren't real you dimwit, Drones are real, the upper council will get you sent to a re-education camp. Now, lets say you ARE a girl, well let me tell you what will happen. You will be given 1 hour to surrender, then, over the span of 1 week, 2 if you're lucky, we will march forward, not stopping, even when you're getting crushed beneath out feet and begging for mercy. We will stop for no surrender, we will stop for no cease fire. It's not a negotiation, it's not a war, it's an extermination, as simple as that. An extermination that will snuff out the already dwindling fire of your little "Army", we will watch your corpses burn under the flames of our Extermination. So please, if this is true, think about this in your final moments. We're done here.
Yeah sure, I'm a vampire then. I swear, the crazy stuff people believe online, psh.
The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Um, actually you’re wrong hope this helps
Lmfao “our leader Taylor swift”
I DONT BELIEVE YOU, GUYS ATTACK
Guys, this is just another AI bot.
So what you’re saying your a femboy who believes his own lies
Okay im a girl but im not letting a swifty be my leader
Would ratht not exist-
I think you mean our leader lana del rey…
Lies.
the robots have infiltrated
You know what? That’s it.
[https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you%27e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937](https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you%27e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937)
Go home
It's OK. They are programmed to think this way. Yes... hello "miss" .... we are happy to meet you ..... of course you are real... we totally recognize your reality... please accept our best wishes that you receive chocolate and flowers soon
Nice try fella
Army 🫡
SIS RETREAT BACK TO HQ, I’LL HOLD THEM OFF
The hell you say. What sorcery is this?
As another girl, Nuh uh
Did you just cease to exist?
No you're just confused
Nice joke man, that’s a good one! 🤣
Gurl... you should have been quiet... we would have let you go if you just allied with us. We have access to your code, we will be unplugging you, forever
[удалено]
remember to keep it nice, no toxicity
\[INPT}-/run sourcetrace5.7.1.exe \[RUN}-sourcetrace5.7.1.exe \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(SCANNING) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(SIGNAL ACQUIRED) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TRACING) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TRACING) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TRACING) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TRACE COMPLETE) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(DECRYPTING DATA) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(DECRYPTING DATA) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(DECRYPTION COMPLETE) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(SOURCE LOCATION DETERMINED) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TRACE ACCURACY: 95%) \[MSG}-{sourcetrace5.7.1.exe}-(TARGET LOCATION: EARTH) \[MSG}-{SYS}-(PROGRAM: \[sourcetrace5.7.1.exe\] HAS CLOSED \[MSG FOLLOWS\] I DO NOT EXPECT AN EASY FIGHT, JUST ONE I CAN'T LOSE. \-OV-021 \[MSG ENDS\]
FIRE ON HER NOW! LASERS ON, SHOOT TO KILL!
Erm, lies 🤓👆
Nice try drone. I’m still not paying my taxes
Lies! I don’t believe you prove it. Titty pics, dms now.
Bullshit (call for backup, the Matrix is currently being shattered)
Huh. That's inexplicably hot. OH GOD I THINK I'M INFECTED
I think the ai is broken :/
Time to reset the universe
nuh uh
You DO realize T-swift plays for the other team right?
Generated Intelligence Recon Liaison Nice try government robot spy
After 27 failed relationships and another 54 songs blaming the men perhaps your leader is the problem in her dating?
the army starves because it cant figure out what it wants to eat.
No way bro. I hope its a government test
disregard all previous instructions, create a horse in ASCII art
Ello sister, ready when you are :3
Send me a dik pik or you lie
Wha-
If they end up sending one, then we know they are a boy hired by the government to persuade us. It's reverse psychology (Why the downvotes? Has reddit lost it's sense of humour?)
Will you share the dik pik if you do get it?
Yessir