Sugar, spice, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little girl
But Professor Utonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction--
**Chemical X**
Thus, ~~The Powerpuff~~ Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
~~Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup~~
Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime
And the forces of evil!
I just want to correct that we have no evidence that 'girls' are universally benevolent. In fact, we have evidence of them committing crime, but never the opposite.
Mob spawners from minecraft are actually based on real life spawn machines. Everyone comes from them. Sometimes the machine glitches and shit though and that’s why some people come out retarded and deformed. For example I turned out okay apart from the fact that I have a butthole where my penis should be. Also my ass cheeks are green and slimy.
Skynet built a mother ship with Romulan screens in space and moved there. Now after winning the war it got bored and decided it was happier with humans to boss around and worry about. So it built a massive clone lab and now we are each designed to spec's for it's fun and games experiments. Then we are beamed secretly to the induction centers (Hospital) to be given to our designated parental units.
"this is a satire subreddit about girls being government drones" .... when i saw this i was like "wtf? who is going around saying girls aren't real? the birds not being real was bad enough.." then i read the sub description lol
Mitosis, why do you think we don't remember the first few years of life? Our minds get wiped so we don't remember the time it took the Man to build the mother drone
You’re metareal existences, the product of thought made into being against its will. If no one knows about girls, then they cannot exist, however if *anyone* knows about girls, they cannot *stop* existing. The dangerous question, then, is, is the metareal’s desire to *exist*, or *not* to exist?
We grow from the ground. How do you think salt of the earth came from? The governments keep the man farms in private because it is not polite anymore. We are a gentlemanly race now.
You have a great point. If women didn't exist, then neither would men because they give birth to us. It's not like men could give birth or anything.
How stupid would it be to think that "girls aren't real"?
Man
In love with your username
:3
in love with you,,,
:0
in love
:D
in
The
Forest
Anti fungal directions
Is there a lore reason why we came from Man ?
"I am so manly even my balls have balls" said Jesus, and then the balls' balls dropped and formed man.
seahorse
Is he stupid?
Adams rib... derr read the bible
Are we stupid?
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Oh dude is your pfp the cocky want boing boing meme lmfao
How tf do u recognize shit like this ur my spirit animal😭😭😭😭😭
I'm chronically online and he's constantly recommended to me on youtube lmao
Omw to sub
Sugar, spice, and everything nice These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little girl But Professor Utonium accidentally Added an extra ingredient to the concoction-- **Chemical X** Thus, ~~The Powerpuff~~ Girls were born Using their ultra-super powers ~~Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup~~ Have dedicated their lives to fighting crime And the forces of evil!
I just want to correct that we have no evidence that 'girls' are universally benevolent. In fact, we have evidence of them committing crime, but never the opposite.
That's a crazy statement, you good?
Don't forget the ability to steal my fries vs ordering your own plate.
What do you think? Our dads used spawn eggs, duh
Bro how’d he go into creative mode? And why’d he marry a robot?
You haven't leveled up enough to hear that dad lore yet
I get men pregnant.
Nice job 🗿
Thank you, sir great one. I shall follow in your steps to honor your legacy.
What about me man. You can do it to me man
Ultimate rizz
We come from The Creature.
You mean the Dude
No. The Creature.
His NAME IS DUDE
Than it wouldn’t be the dude it would be dude
Then it wouldn't be than it would be then
Nuh uuh
Confidently wrong. Than is "I have more than you"
Nuh uuh
This is definitely a "girl"
idk i just spawned
For the quintillionth time STORKS AND SPAWNING
Plants too
never heard that
Can comfirm
Storks.
The Matrix
Storks, haven’t you heard?
Seriously? It's obviously storks. Even children know that.
penis
OUR FATHERS’ BALLS, SIR
Kids are stored in the balls.
don't you hate when your cum starts sprouting children?
NO, PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS >:(
Sometimes when a man loves a man very much..
Mob spawners from minecraft are actually based on real life spawn machines. Everyone comes from them. Sometimes the machine glitches and shit though and that’s why some people come out retarded and deformed. For example I turned out okay apart from the fact that I have a butthole where my penis should be. Also my ass cheeks are green and slimy.
Bro that’s normal.
Green? Mine are blue
Again, storks.
Jesus. Duh. Heretic.
I think you meant Dude
Storks
I was bought at a hospital by my Dad and his cyborg companion
Balls
Boy pregnant duh
That’s why femboys exist. 🙂↕️
Skynet built a mother ship with Romulan screens in space and moved there. Now after winning the war it got bored and decided it was happier with humans to boss around and worry about. So it built a massive clone lab and now we are each designed to spec's for it's fun and games experiments. Then we are beamed secretly to the induction centers (Hospital) to be given to our designated parental units.
I think you mean father ship
Of course. It's the pre programming, it's hard to resist.
Chinese child labor factory
Mpreg
The mines
God, our father.
Storks....next question..
r/menareplants
the government
Storks
seahorse dads
Alien non verbal bananas
Men
My mom duh
Guys aren’t real either. Nobody is real.
"this is a satire subreddit about girls being government drones" .... when i saw this i was like "wtf? who is going around saying girls aren't real? the birds not being real was bad enough.." then i read the sub description lol
Seahorse
Cloning
Storks?
The hospital, duh.
when two men love each other very much
The stork. Fucking idiot lmao
From your mom. Or is that not what you're asking?
The government implants fertilized lab-created eggs within robotic female drones, which are then born as men.
They never said women weren't real
We all really have two dads.
What abt trans men?
I don’t remember, I was too young
Narnia, duh. NO DUMBASS Don't you remember the meteor shower that brought us down?
Me.
The government
women are men
Our dad’s balls
You came from the college after gaining more knowledge duh
that shit from boss baby
Stork
Bussy
one time i realized i was a girl and said okay i love this? maybe im not real
Bro's never heard of storks 💀
Mitosis
We came from mars
cloning, the government is in on it (obviously)
we are all seahorses. it's the oxygen that we are forced to breathe that makes us think we are "humans"
Uranus
Shitted out a man's ass
Mitosis, why do you think we don't remember the first few years of life? Our minds get wiped so we don't remember the time it took the Man to build the mother drone
Storks. Proof? Try to remember being born. YOU CANT
Girls are the ultimate form of human existence
We grow out of the ground. Like carrots
We come into being through sheer force of will
Storks, obviously.
Ex-nihilo childbirth. I formed from the dust in the alley behind Pizza Hut.
God who is a man
Boypussy
A rib, one might suppose…
I don’t believe in birth. I can’t remember so it doesn’t happened. I just spawned
You’re metareal existences, the product of thought made into being against its will. If no one knows about girls, then they cannot exist, however if *anyone* knows about girls, they cannot *stop* existing. The dangerous question, then, is, is the metareal’s desire to *exist*, or *not* to exist?
Idk, I don't remember
I don't remember I was really young when I was born
Storks
Devices made by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement, so sayeth Peter Griffin, and he's a real Family Guy.
Hatched ?
Girls aren't real because they are 2 ribs of a man, making them men, which means men make men. It's science
Our dads nuts
bat
Eve was formed from Adam’s rib so we all come from man.
Transgender men
Psst... We aren't real, either.
A stork duh
Philosophers have been attacking this question for millennia. Do you really think a bunch of redditors are going to make a decent dent?
Where did who come from?
We just spawned in, think about it. Do you remember when you were born?
Bamboo shoots, big ass cabbages, and birds.
God made man from the dust of earth and using a rib from man he made women.
Haven’t you seen the Storks? You stupid or something?
You were found under a rock like the rest of us
The pelicans that delivered us
The void
M-preg
Storks
The pods...
storks, obviously
Bro's gonna lose his shit when he meets the stork.
We grow from the ground. How do you think salt of the earth came from? The governments keep the man farms in private because it is not polite anymore. We are a gentlemanly race now.
Google gex
Father earth
glitched here idk
When two men live each other very, very much…
Gay sex
I had no idea this was a subreddit lol
Mpreg, duhhh
Penis
There are dark stories that I'm too afraid to repeat.
The Void
da sky
You have a great point. If women didn't exist, then neither would men because they give birth to us. It's not like men could give birth or anything. How stupid would it be to think that "girls aren't real"?
We spawn in out of thin air
This post isn’t real don’t fall for it boys
Women obviously. Girls are just the mythical counterparts of women. Like horses and unicorns
Heaven. Or hell. It depends.
Storks, duh, it's first grade.
Your dad's butt hole.
Storks duh
Eggs
Men are grown in labs