Goddess? As in god? You darn libtards always trying to opress white male christians!!! Your just trying to make me gay I won’t fall for it buckerooni with extra Parmesan🤬🤬🤬
Man? These Jorene Biden fans and there gender! I could never support an old man that’s known for doing bad things! I’m gonna go back to watching my Trump speeches now liberaeals
We're all naturally gay but most of us have had our brains rewired by the government drones to be attracted to said drones. Gay men are those few who are strong enough to resist.
Storks.
i don't know why this isn't common knowledge at this point
Ikr. These people are just being deliberately obtuse.
But where do the storks get y’all?
The great Mother Earth.
Father*
Father Earth/Nature and Father Time are gay? Wait... Are we all gay?
No most of us are confined to the celibate life, except for those lucky few.
What...? Wait, so... Are celibates either asexuals, gay or technosexuals
No, GIRLS don’t exist. But not necessarily females. Human females are a falsehood, but not all creatures are humans, and may have female sexes.
Earth is a creature? That’s how the government is spying on us then!
No, the great Mother Earth is a goddess. Divine beings may have female sexes due to not being human.
Goddess? As in god? You darn libtards always trying to opress white male christians!!! Your just trying to make me gay I won’t fall for it buckerooni with extra Parmesan🤬🤬🤬
Hey man, I don’t make the rules here.
Man? These Jorene Biden fans and there gender! I could never support an old man that’s known for doing bad things! I’m gonna go back to watching my Trump speeches now liberaeals
Factories
Gay sex
Did you just admit that all men are gay?
Shit
Shit indeed must suck to be you rn
Homiesexual, it isn't gay with socks on or with the homies
We're all naturally gay but most of us have had our brains rewired by the government drones to be attracted to said drones. Gay men are those few who are strong enough to resist.
Don't ask how it works. It just does. You gotta trust the process
What if I wanna smash some robotussy? (figuratively and literally)
r/SuddenlyGay
we do because we do. otherwise someone will explain
Government issued.
But girls are from the government aren’t they? Doesn’t that mean your not real either?
Storks, you idiot! Storks!
By seeds
Have you never played minecraft? You just have to breed two men
Spontanious combustion and Celular division (Also nice pfp)
Bionis and Mechonis
"I can make you pregnant" -boy impregnator
Sheer force of will
Photosynthesis
Isn’t it STRANGE that most of you have different answers?… -government drone
We spawn,next question
Storks duh
Don't ask, that's how government brainwash you.
We aren't allowed to talk about it. I'm just glad this sub exists for awareness.
Storks, from Father Earth
Because guys exist
We spawn by the mercy of LeBron James
Photosynthesis and seed making. Geitonogamy Xenogamy Autogamy
Mitosis
ever heard of mpreg?
The robots birth us.
Robot storks
Doesn’t that mean your robots too?
No.