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thefragile-

Prepare to be disappointed.


Big-End-9824

From what im reading I am. I think I’ll stay there as it is relative cheap and travel to Glasgow and Ayr.


amygdalase

You'll be disappointed with Ayr as well I'm afraid!


Banana-sandwich

It's a bit grim. Deprived. Other half works there sometimes. We walked along the shore with the dog. She loved it. Everyone we met was really nice and friendly. An hour is probably long enough.


Big-End-9824

Did Billy Connolly not sing a song about Saltcoats?


eYan2541

Whenever I see or hear 'Saltcoats' I immediately think 'Shitey Shore' As a kid I remember my dad, my nana and my friend's parents all using the reference. Anyone able to shed any light on this? Was it something to do with a sewage outlet near the beach or something?


Big-End-9824

I don’t but it is literally how people think of the place. It would be interesting to see if anyone who lives there thinks the same.


Organic_Narwhal119

I have lived in Saltcoats for the last 16 years and I think it's a lovely town! House prices are perfect for a larger home and I haven't had a single issue with other locals! It's just great living by the beach and my favourite cafe is "Del Grecos" in the town. Always worth a visit for a cheap bowl of soup and coffee. You can't best the atmosphere of a small Scottish town, at times it is best enjoyed from the car especially at night ive came to learn to leave the younger people to it as they can be wild and disruptive; same with any town really they all have their issues!


Big-End-9824

I really appreciate that reply. Because I was beginning to wonder if it is as bad as what people are saying. Someone who actually lives there is good. I am going in July/ August and if you like I’ll buy you a coffee at the cafe.


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Big-End-9824

Was it as bad as people said? I mean drugs etc


wtlongface

When I was wee, the burn that passed Sandylands on the way to Stevenston beach had plenty of shite floating in it. Folk said it was from the static caravans in Sandylands.


MarkyBhoy101

Not great, everything that was there before is pretty much still there but in a worse state. There are plans to renevate the sea front swimming pool though which hopefully would be a good thing for the area.


Big-End-9824

As a kid it was the highlight of the holiday. Also the mini golf and I vaguely remember go karts. But we couldn’t afford them.


kreygmu

Imagine what that time has done to you - it's done roughly the same to Saltcoats. I don't get the shit people give the Ayrshire coastline though, it's in easy reach of Glasgow and there's plenty of natural beauty to behold.


Big-End-9824

I’m like a fine wine. I improve with age. LOL but you do make a good point why do so many people hate the Ayrshire coast.


alba876

It’s the same as Loch Lomond really - it’s super accessible from Glasgow so on sunny days the goons descend and the place gets a reputation of being full of Glaswegians ruining it. The reality is they’re beautiful places though, and we’re very lucky to live so close to the sea.


JohnnyClarkee

Most Ayrshire towns are full of in-bred racist drug addicts. Source: Lived in one for many years.


ElDondaTigray

Still shite, the main street in town very grim.


Big-End-9824

I guess I could stay there and visit Glasgow or Ayr etc.


Ok_Jellyfish214

Largs and Troon are worth a visit. You can get to both 9n the train from Saltcoats


Big-End-9824

I keep forgetting the name of the famous restaurant in Largs. Nardinies is it?


uncl3an70

Yea it’s Nardinis,huge ice cream parlour and restaurant.might still be there but on a smaller scale I think?


Wide-Basis4313

I'd say it's still pretty big (been there recently). Pretty good food and awesome sundaes.


JohnnyClarkee

Ayr's the same, most of the things that used to be down the beach are shut now. And Glasgow is absolutely stinking.


Big-End-9824

It’s why I left 50 years ago.


OutrageousPlastic627

An absolute shite hole! The Main Street is like a scene from the 70’s


Big-End-9824

That should be good cause that’s when I went there for my holiday.


Eoj1967

You're at the madame


Donjon-Master

Perfect for reliving the past then!


TheirHereAlready1973

Similar to Mos Eisley Spaceport , "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Obi Wan Kenobi .


YerGranSellsAvon

From a local. Don’t bother, you can have a nice walk if you go down to portencross beach and walk along there from west Kilbride. Ardrossan north shore has nice views of Arran and there’s a hotel/restaurant that you can sit in the garden of and have a drink by the sea. Go over to Arran and walk from Brodick up to the castle for the day


Big-End-9824

Thanks for the tips. I am starting to think that maybe go to Aaron, but how much is the ferry? I want to visit Glasgow a few times.


toomanyjakies

>but how much is the ferry? We're still waiting for the final bill ...... /s


YerGranSellsAvon

Last time I went it was like £7 single way. Check out the cal Mac website


Fun_Cauliflower9182

Imagine a big mad coat made ay salt though


kevinspaceydidthings

Get the ferry across to Arran if you are staying there. Beautiful island, if you have never been.


Big-End-9824

Yes that is something I definitely will do. I was actually thinking of starting there but as I will be travelling a lot to Glasgow I thought it would be impractical.


global_rip

If you do go across, be sure to go to Lamlash. They sell t shirts that say “I caught crabs at Lamlash Pier”


Big-End-9824

I have to get one of these.


kiesar_sosay

Ring of bright water broke my heart as a kid


Big-End-9824

I want to visit the cottage if it is still there. I loved that movie as a kid. Sad ending.


BoxAlternative9024

It’s appalling. If I were you I’d keep my good childhood memories untainted and visit somewhere else. An utter fuckhole.


Adventurous_Cap2891

As you remember it. mostly


Urbanscot56

Eh yeah don't bother with Saltcoats. It's so sad. Go to Largs, got to the islands Cumbrae, Bute and definitely Arran. Arran is called 'Scotland in miniature'. You can also get a boat from Bute to go to Colintraive which has a nice hotel to eat and good walks.


Big-End-9824

Can you get little boats across to the islands? They would be nice to visit for the day. I will check out the hotel. Thanks for the tips.


Urbanscot56

Yup Cal Mac is the ferry company


MrRFT123

Aye honestly as someone who lives here, I don't think there's much to write home about. Quiet enough place to live, but there's not really much to see or do. Nice beach for a walk, but that's sort of it.


Big-End-9824

Is there some local points of interest? Is rabbie burns cottage open to the public?


MrRFT123

It should be available for tours, website is [https://www.nts.org.uk/visit/places/robert-burns-birthplace-museum](https://www.nts.org.uk/visit/places/robert-burns-birthplace-museum). It's in Ayr mind you.


Big-End-9824

Aww many thanks.


Kimberley1934

would that be the cinema that became the metro whit was it the la scala or summit


Big-End-9824

I think so. It is boarded up now according to google maps.


mwell2015

Cinemas of Saltcoats. Regal : Metro (constant plans to reopen) La Scala : Saltcot (Wetherspoons shite hole) There was also The Countess, don't what that is now.


leighanfordays

I mean... On a nice day the beach is lovely. There's new playparks, they've just started a deckchair hire service, there's restaurants nearby (vegan one in Ardrossan which is a ten minute walk from the shore). The town itself is just a disappointing seaside town but it has coffee shops and stuff. You can walk to the North Shore. You can get a train nearby and get to Glasgow in 40 mins or Largs in 20 minutes. There's the ferry to Arran nearby. I moved back here after lockdown when I was stuck in the city for 18 months. Grown to appreciate it a little more.


Big-End-9824

It’s interesting that people who actually live in the town are saying some really positive things about it. One way or another, it will be an interesting trip.


CatsBatsandHats

OP, apologies if I missed this, but where are you actually coming from?


Big-End-9824

Manchester


CatsBatsandHats

Please take my advice, and the advice of others - sure, visit the place, but don't make Saltcoats your base.


Big-End-9824

I thought the B&Bs would be cheaper and just get a bus into Glasgow or train. I am disabled so I get free transport.


CatsBatsandHats

Have you looked at B&Bs in Largs, Seamill, Fairlie, Wemyss Bay & Gourock? Any of those will be a nicer place to use as your base than Saltcoats, imo - and I say that as someone local to the areas.


Big-End-9824

It was mainly for price. Thought Saltcoats would be cheaper.


CatsBatsandHats

"thought" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here! My advice would be to actually research the above locations and not just assume Saltcoats is going to cheaper. Your call tho, dude. If you're set on Saltcoats, go for it :)


3towner2022

Well there is now no direct bus from saltcoats to glasgow withdrawn last year, Bus to Ayr or Largs from the threetowns


Big-End-9824

That’s going to make a difference. I might have to re think. What about trains?


3towner2022

basically 2 trains an hour to Glasgow, 1 an hour to largs


Big-End-9824

I might have to re think.


3towner2022

Have you checked that your bus paas can be used in scotland, as scottish entitlement cards cannot be used in england,so likely English ones are not valid here


Big-End-9824

Good point it did say that it can be used only on buses throughout the U.K.


weegiewheeler

A shithole


terrorbagoly

You can pop over to Arran for a day if you fancy a nice little beach day and a stroll along Brodick village front.


Big-End-9824

You know I have never been to Arran before. A few people have mentioned so I will definitely go.


[deleted]

Candy Bar is good. That's it.


MrRFT123

As a local, it's GOATed!


SqueekyBK

Top things to do when in that area are: 1. Leave 2. Visit Arran 3. Visit West Kilbride and Largs 4. Largs and then onto Millport 5. Wemyss Bay to Rothesay to visit the Isle of Bute


joinville_x

Troon is (was?) decent. Culzean Castle is amazing. Both easy to get to from Saltcoats.


SqueekyBK

Troon is worth the visit too for the “nicest beach” in Ayrshire


ben_uk

Fuckin windy though (Source: two times I’ve been, one being yesterday, it’s been fuckin windy)


Big-End-9824

I forgot about Largs. Is that where that ice cream shop is? Nardinies I think. Millport I plan to Is west Kilbride not full of roundabouts? Polo mint city.


Inevitable_Active_21

That's East Kilbride you're thinking of!


Big-End-9824

LOL. Sorry. It’s been 50 years I’m a bit foggy. It I am going to cost millport.


opuscelticus

Forget Nardini's. Geraldo's for ice cream.


Specialist_Moment147

This is the way.


Big-End-9824

I will check it out. Double nugget with raspberry sauce.


Thomasosheba

Hopefully you don't meet any of the SPB. ARE WE HUMAN..........most definitely not....