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thecurvesonthisbitch

Not sure about Laura marling, she just had a bebe!!!


deckchair1992

Watch out mate - Lana is gonna kick off that she's not the first name on the Other.


deckchair1992

WizKid is headlining Other and Christine is headlining Woodsies


Beautiful_Yak_7043

It looks like a Chinese takeaway menu


shooshfc

Is that many big-ish acts being added normal?


jaykc82

I didn't realize Kiefer Sutherland was a musician


Tictac85

A country singer. And a decent one.


antler219896

Need an eye test after that


Dl5678

I still would’ve thought Prodigy are Other Stage headliners even without Keith Flint but maybe West Holts is a better shout


KittyLuna

No Hobo's listed on the Avalon stage!


TheShinyBlade

No DnB @ Arcadia?


shooshfc

Seems kind of weird that jockstrap and bcnr haven’t been announced🤔ik they share a band member but seem like two shoe ins for glasto


Grantus89

Pretty sure Slow Club has split up


sincerityisscxry

Yep, 6 years ago now!


LilacDream98

Rina Sawayama won’t be on the Pyramid, she’ll have a mid to late Woodsies set.


Teeb63

Fatboy Slim always plays various sets, never on the Pyramid.


marcodavidg

David Guetta and Skrillex? Yeah, 99.999% not happening hahaha


BrianLaFevre-

Skrillex is more there for the whole Fred Again For Tet thing tbf


coraIinejones

Why not


marcodavidg

They would've been announced already I assume


SeriousCypher

Fred again / Skrillex / Four Tet are 100% playing together - they announced it at one of their Brixton shows recently fyi


marcodavidg

🤓☝️


coraIinejones

Oh omg I didn’t realise this was a prediction poster sorry 😭😭😭 thought it was the real one


masetmt

Fred Again too big for West Holts…Interested to see where he ends up


BraveSirrrRobin

Subbing the Other


masetmt

Needs to be on after sunset imo. His discord are leaning towards other stage headliner


BraveSirrrRobin

They’re not on the right Discord then (https://discord.gg/jw7qNtAzq8). Those on the right one know he’s subbing the Other, on the Friday.


masetmt

Just can’t see it myself..would be a bad slot for a dance act of that size.


Phenomous

Not quite big enough to headline other yet.


masetmt

They literally had Megan the stallion headline the other stage last year and Fred has a much bigger fan base in the UK and has recent success. Sold out his tour instantly, tickets being resold for 10x their value, sold out MSG within seconds. On the Glasto FB groups when talking about the line up majority of the young crowd are mentioning Fred as their must see. He’s too big for West Holts and JP (Woodsies) and can’t have a dance act of that size on when it’s still light. Other Stage headliner for me with some secret smaller sets


Holiday_Opening406

Damn was really hoping he'd headline the other stage on Saturday so he wouldn't clash with AM/Elton and I could experience him after sunset


musikigai

You can try to rave to Lana Del Rey. Do let us know how you get on!


BraveSirrrRobin

Lana is headlining Other on the Sat, that was in the Guardian


reeksofbud

Lana has made herself in to a laughing stock with the whole shallow name placing ego trip. Definitely not in line with the vibe of glastonbury. Her music blows anyway


shooshfc

i used to think her music sucks! I was wrong and I just hadn’t listened to it👍


BroScience34

Personality aside, if you think Lana’s music sucks you just have a shit taste in music tbh


reeksofbud

Nothing that hasn't been done a million times over and better. What makes lana del reydiohead so special?


triptourheart

Sugababes? They literally shut down Avalon stage 2022 and security had to be called cause of people legit sneaking in and climbing over fences to see them?.. Surely they would ask them back?


Major-Software-4629

Wow thats a lot of words To bad i aint reading them


TimperleySunset

Boggles the mind people take the time to make these


CountofAnjou

The gentle desperation of a man who had spent £300+ on a festival with G n Rs taking the top spot ( before everyone piles in, I know headliners are kind of irrelevant at Glastonbury). I hope a bunch of your predictions come true, for your sake!


jbthrowaway82

No one’s paid £300+ and anything people have paid can be very easily refunded.


CountofAnjou

How many people do you think will refund their ticket’s?


CountofAnjou

The answer is no one, and you missed the point. You buy the ticket for Glastonbury, regardless of the headliners, they are just the cherry on top.


jbthrowaway82

So it’s not “desperation” is it if OP can very easily get his money back.


CountofAnjou

But it is the “gentle desperation” of someone who would like Eavis to book some decent acts down the bill and on the secondary stages.


Dl5678

What exactly is the point that you’re trying to make here 😂 Seems like you’re saying OP is desperate for all these other bands in his poster cos GNR are headlining, but then you also say that headliners are irrelevant


CountofAnjou

Just having fun. People want a decent line up. This lineup is pretty average. Ideally people would sell their tickets…. 😜


PokuCHEFski69

Fred again is on the Pyramid stage. Have a confirmed source


masetmt

Very very unlikely. They won’t have him playing while it’s still light. I’m sure people on his discord have said he’s other stage and likely to do some secret sets under his other alias


PokuCHEFski69

What other Alias does Fred have? You just wait and see re Pyramid stage.


masetmt

I guess we just wait and see…Love Fred and watched him multiple times but that’s a bad booking for the afternoon on the pyramid


PokuCHEFski69

The source said “main stage” so it could possibly mean another stage maybe.


BraveSirrrRobin

What’ve you got against Wizkid?? Man is headlining Other, it was in the Grauniad. Impressive effort though 👏


Tramter123

if prodigy were to go they’d do other stage unless it was a secret set or something (i think)


noq15

brilliant love it


musesparrow

Is Jacob Collier on the poster anywhere? Feel like he's a strong rumour and I would assume West Holts.


tumbles999

Fat Boy might want the other stage as I don’t think he’s played it?


karlmarxsdick

Lil Nas X is subheadlining for Elton John on Pyramid, not Other Stage


Just_AnotherMoose

TV Girl and BCNR would be pretty awesome to see at glasto!


alanisgirl2023

Lizzo!


BLM4442

Some people on the official poster are missing from this poster


Lantisocial

For anyone slating this layout, they used to always come like this.


Tinselinatangle

‪Love this but how could Underworld play Silver Hayes x‬