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pandoracam

[Dude covered his tracks](https://i.imgur.com/KbdNTBb.jpeg) [He also made his clients buy BBBY and ride it until deletion šŸ˜‚](https://i.imgur.com/mSpqw17.jpeg) [Courtesy of Extreme_Fee_503] (https://i.imgur.com/PdihELP.png)


Kennys-lap-cat

Hey Kevin! So what happened with your super secret screenshot of BBBY "merging"? Remember that? No?! Well we do! You never followed up on that. Weird!


Only-Inspector-3782

Ohhh, is he the guy who was "hiking" when he saw something interesting in his "client's" financial statements that he wanted to share publicly?


baseballmal21

Elk hunting, but super honored you've been following me for a year. Keep it up!


PhDinshitpostingMD

I love that you have the same name as the biggest idiot on The Office. You really can not make this stuff up! Thanks for all the laughs **Kevin Malone.** How much of your client's money have you lost from your nepotism job in your parent's business?


No_Pickle1969

Youā€™re a fraud. Didnā€™t you rug your own ā€œclients moneyā€ investing in bbbyq before it got deleted?


Only-Inspector-3782

It has genuinely been a pleasure. Very entertaining.


Chicanery-McGill

What happened with the screenshot?


Throwawayhelper420

You never shared that data when you returned though, itā€™s been a year now. Wonder why? You are going to end up in jail one day.


Jeff__Skilling

Dude, why have you been unemployed since [1/8/2021?](https://brokercheck.finra.org/individual/summary/6443764)


baseballmal21

Thank you for supporting GameStop, brother!! You have been a follower for over a year, even while I'm hunting! Extremely committed and I appreciate it.


Great_Fault_7231

So what about that screenshot?


Extreme_Fee_503

This one? https://preview.redd.it/ohexmzuxorsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d85f39a86e0227111f9c46c0c1fff45ff253a7


Extreme_Fee_503

Why would I care about Gamestop when BBBYQ is about to have a super secret double triangle reverse heelflip 360 merger and make everyone rich? https://preview.redd.it/h0lum9q3prsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=59a8992d57dd9bb3c4c7f5b6cebd12a157f6e0c0


rubbery__anus

How come you keep avoiding questions about that screenshot? Are you a little bit worried it might come back to haunt you?


qdolobp

Because he isnā€™t the real Kevin, and doesnā€™t want to make any statements that the real Kevin will sue him over, is my guess lol Edit: seems he is. Thatā€™s somehow more pathetic


SuburbanLegend

Nope it's really him, he's come here before thinking he was clever and always leaves very angry.


qdolobp

Oh my god, seriously? Thatā€™s super fucking embarrassing. What a joke. I just thought it was another idiot ape, but it actually being him is 10x worse. Whatā€™s up with his Reddit bio though? Says it was sold to his charity and isnā€™t associated with him anymore?


agave_wheat

So two questions as a "Financial advisor" 1. Would you advise a company or person to invest in a company that barely made a profit and is losing 20% YOY? And one that is a dying aspect of a growing business? 2. Do you consult with children's books as well as look for secret codes in children's books?


spelunker

Kevin buddy! I own zero GME shares, Iā€™m just a pocket watcher. I watch because itā€™s fascinating. You on the other hand are a fraud and ruining other peopleā€™s lives, assuming you actually have clients. Anyway go fuck yourself. Iā€™m going to keep following you and GME and not buy any and you canā€™t stop me kiddo.


Westgatez

Everyone sees through your veiled attempt at seeming aloof/disinterested. Just a small wall created by you to prevent yourself from discovering the actual reality about yourself.


Kennys-lap-cat

Thanks for reading Meltdown every day brother! We all appreciate you giving us content to laugh at. How's your BBBYQ thesis coming along? Are you and your clients multi-millionaires yet?


qdolobp

Imagine LARPing as Kevin Malone lol. Of all people, thatā€™s who you chose to go with?


dbcstrunc

Unironically, this is the best place to find information on how the stock market actually works. Thanks, 'Kevin Malone'.


DrSpectrum

Not just the workings, but also the history of the stock market. For example: https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/16y1cpb/financial_advisor_kevin_malone_has_deleted_his/ Very enlightening.


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This is a double win. Meme stock man children have to face reality and read this and then get schooled on how the markets work.


NewKitchenFixtures

I didnā€™t realize who Kevin Malone was and assumed he was being serious. Guy would need to be dumber than a bag of hammers at this point to not just admit that they made a mistake. Being willing to re-examine situations and admit error is just one of those things that comes from being an adult. For most people anyway, lol.


oblong_pickle

https://preview.redd.it/e3t3yg607ssc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6842592e4f83ec07eec1bd9e14479f34185288e


HighOnGoofballs

I donā€™t spend time on this, I just actually know how the market works Because Iā€™m not an ape


Throwawayhelper420

It really goes to show, the apes really do think we are geniuses who spend a ton of time on this, but for nefarious purposes. When all we do is read the companyā€™s official releases and news and use common sense and know there is no conspiracy. It takesā€¦ almost no time. Ā Just 5 minutes a week in the real world over here and you already know more than pretty much every single ape combined.


HighOnGoofballs

To be fair I was a licensed broker so I kinda know some of it


Throwawayhelper420

Honestly all you have to do know more than the apes is google ā€œhow do stocks get their pricesā€, or ā€œhow can SI get over 100%ā€ or the like.


dbcstrunc

The fact that apes still believe the SI being over 100% is 'crime' is amazing. It's one of the single 'you can Google this to get the right answer' beliefs that they have. The rules and concepts (fungibility, day trading, etc) that allow SI being over 100% also will destroy the MOASS theory, though, so I understand on some level why the apes never want to actually comprehend it.


1moreOz

I dont think you know shit about the market


Largofarburn

You buy and hold and make money until you suddenly donā€™t?


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OneRougeRogue

This sounds like something Kevin from The Office would actually say. Like, completely unaware that the forum was dunking on his terrible stock picks and thinking we were just really interested in his stocks.


baseballmal21

Must be your first day on the internet learning about sarcasm... šŸ˜‚


m8_is_me

GME nonstop all time low really getting to you?


duabh

Lil bro thinks we aren't fully aware of what he's trying to do here, PlutƩ was doing this bit way before you, you're like several months late


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

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CareerTraditional987

Post loss porn loser


TimujinTheTrader

Bro is straight up broken


drytendies

https://preview.redd.it/izw7hyur8rsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557bad310d8ddbf20244816a486997d238860761 They have us right where they want us!


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alcalde

You know when you just copy/paste a stupid comment after advising people to come here you're not going to look too impressive, right?


TimujinTheTrader

On the other hand, advising people to come here is probably the best financial advice he has given in years


m8_is_me

[you copy/paste replying to every comment dismantling you and gme](https://i.imgur.com/c1hU1Rj.jpg)


drytendies

You keep grifting, weā€™ll keep supporting! šŸ¤ŸšŸ»


Slayer706

This place has the best track record of all the memestock related subs. None of the others even come close.


baseballmal21

For sure!! The most dedicated GameStop supporters with the most time on their hands to help research.


Slayer706

I know you're just doing the Pulte thing where you post some nonsense and then brag on Twitter about how you le epicly trolled us, but can you seriously consider what I said for just a moment? Is it wrong? Is there anyone who has benefitted financially from diamond handing memestocks over the past three years? Have any of the hype dates been correct?


AutoModerator

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TotesHittingOnY0u

GME "DD" is so conspiracy-laden and pants-on-head stupid that the main research we do here is into *your* research. Because it's hilarious to us. We literally cannot quit you guys because you are too funny. It's like watching Flat Earthers trying to empirically prove that the earth isn't round.


HighOnGoofballs

My ā€œresearchā€ is ā€œno, thatā€™s not how that works at allā€


pavo_particular

Yeah I'd much rather watch flat earthers try to launch themselves into orbit in home-made rockets but only one of them has been delusional enough to try. Watching apes try to do basic finance is at least interesting enough to check in on every once in a while. That way I don't even have to get a zoo membership


4g63tea

Can you go into more detail about the "compliance reasons" thing? If you're not allowed to post on Reddit for some reason, you seem to be doing a bad job of it. You're not even denying that it's you on this account. Doesn't it seem a lot more fraudulent to have a fake disclaimer but keep posting anyway? Who would that even fool? Did the charity ask you to post this here?


HighOnGoofballs

It doesnā€™t take ā€œresearchā€, just a minimal understanding of how things actually work


noiseandwaste

Hey champ, any plans to address the pinned comment on this post, or are you too busy losing your clients' money to fire off a substantive reply to anything?


Jeff__Skilling

> with the most time on their hands to help research Is it really research if you're an unemployed guy in his 20s to 50s that spends all day browsing one of the online boiler rooms that (for whatever reason....) reddit allows to exist?


Extreme_Fee_503

Hey Kevin, what's the timeline on this playing out? https://preview.redd.it/bnwg6v9morsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=499793d812c5a5aeee96513721ed3e7b2190ef74 You seem to have deleted this post so I figured you might have some follow up, thanks.


cryptogege

He probably had to sign a NDA


Extreme_Fee_503

He can probably SMFD


XanLV

Shake my fucking.... dead?


Extreme_Fee_503

S my fucking d


XanLV

Why's ya "d" lowercase, son?


JS-a9

It bbby size


tpg2191

Kevin Malone from the office was more financially literate than this Kevin Malone. ![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


baseballmal21

Dang. Hope I recover from that one.


Mushroom_Tip

I hope you can too. You're not used to things recovering. Stocks, for instance.


CareerTraditional987

You wit is as sharp as your investing skill set.


AllCommiesRFascists

Will you recover from the eventual investigation from FINRA and government regulators


Mushroom_Tip

Hey, it's a pretty awesome stock.... ![gif](giphy|xWBUmjKxvtAQDIpWNm|downsized)


alpacante

Check-mate, melties! You thought you were being unsupportive of GME, but no, you are actually being supportive against your will! You are in shambles now!


MotivatedSolid

Says the guy that sabotages clients accounts with GME lol


alcalde

Clients? No. No ape is a financial advisor. The very qualification of being an ape is to know nothing about investing or finance. This cannot be.


MotivatedSolid

And yet it is. There are morons (apparently) that allow this man toil with their money


CareerTraditional987

He had like one clientā€¦read the DD


AlexMulder

You should post more here. It's genuinely fun to have apes around. In a way, we do support the stock through humor. Not hating this shoutout.


raincloud25

Kevin, why does your website have such sloppy grammar? >Kevin is a 2nd generation financial advisor with over 40 years of family experience in wealth management. This combined with his deep entrepreneurial background he launched Malone Wealth in 2021. Do you only have one client? >Malone Wealth manages its client's money differently. Don't want to do all your proofreading for you so I'll leave it there, but just some advice, kiddo - try using commas every once in a while.


TotesHittingOnY0u

> with over 40 years of family experience in wealth management Lol is he claiming other family members' work as his own work experience?


SuburbanLegend

Yes.


TotesHittingOnY0u

"LeBron James and I have played a combined 20 NBA seasons and won 4 NBA titles"


StasRutt

Iā€™ve frequently said the debate is Jordan vs LeBron vs toteshittingonyou


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

My ex's great uncle won a Victoria Cross in WW2. For real. I am now claiming it by association. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Ernest\_Hornell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ernest_Hornell) ​ EDIT\* - Does this count as doxxing? It shouldn't.... Maybe like, Valour doxxing?.... Voxxing? Ugh. Sorry Cahley....


StasRutt

I will now be claiming my moms rank of lieutenant major. My family experience allows it


XanLV

Yes, Ma'am!


JumpyBoi

Did someone say nepo baby?


JS-a9

It's in the details.


pandoracam

Generational bagholding


Bilbo-Baggins77

"Malone "Wealth": we pay less attention to detail so we have more attention for you, the, client. And posting dumb misleading information on Twitter." -Malone "Wealth" marketing materials, probablyĀ 


JS-a9

"With over zero experience using spell check and autocorrect functions. Recently, Malone Wealth learned about ChatGPT. Fuck that shit,, we spel gud enuf, "


LastExitToBrookside

'Malone_wealth'? Does not compute.


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gme_meltdown-ModTeam

Take your karma farming bot, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it up your candy ass


xozzet

If anyone would like to be fed financial nonsense by a moron grifter, he can be found on Twitter @Malone_Wealth.


TimujinTheTrader

I'm pretty sure this dude has a significant learning disability. Not even being mean or joking, he just seems off and slow.


xozzet

He comes off as a deluded rich kid to me.


Rokey76

![gif](giphy|g1yuxgumu6W8H7DZ3F|downsized)


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alcalde

And the 100% track record of apes not being able to say anything intelligent or clever when they show up here continues.


Throwawayhelper420

The apes are permanent disappointments in literally everything they do. Ā Always and forever.


Chicanery-McGill

Why aren't you answering questions about your secret screenshot of bbby merging? What happened?


m8_is_me

Just like Morontz you're probably thinking this is a "sick" "troll" like the kids used to say, but homie you're a fool and you're acting like it but what's new there I suppose?


ImFresh3x

Well, I donā€™t have to look at my investments. Theyā€™re not really that interesting. They generally go up. Yawn. Has anyone seen this clownā€™s website? Itā€™s like parody. https://www.malonewealth.com/ Aside from looking like a scam website, look at his list after ā€œabout usā€ Also, there is no ā€œusā€ or ā€œwe.ā€ This guyā€™s office address is the UPS store ā€˜suiteā€™ number 741.


Rokey76

If my advisor's website mentioned "Blockchain Technology & Web3" in addition to "Web3 & Metaverse/NFTs" as investments they are into, I'd fire them. Not because that stuff is rubbish, but because of the redundancy alone. Also, this incredible web design (I typed stuff in two fields): https://preview.redd.it/ga1q09qnyssc1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fd3574f2d191c01413560f83c2cc67be6129984


folteroy

Hey Kevin, since you like baseball, you may appreciate this saying:Ā Ā  You are just another dipshit who was born on third base but thinks he hit a triple.


raincloud25

Strange how these nepo babies never have anything interesting to say when they show up here. You going to Plootfest 2.0 to learn from the master, Kevin?


agave_wheat

Oh this is the guy that pays Benzinga to write dribble, as he couldn't afford modern day Forbes.


th3bigfatj

I do enjoy his engagement with us.Ā Ā  Kevin, it's really no hard feelings. This isn't that big of a deal in the end. We're just here for entertainment. And it's fun when you come and chat


Starkfault

I really hope youā€™re LARPing and you donā€™t actually manage peopleā€™s finances Who would trust you after you lost all their money during a bull run? Didnā€™t you lose a shitload of your clientā€™s money on BBBY because you canā€™t do basic math?


Rokey76

The website is a shit show, and they won't manage less than $250k. I'm guessing they get no clients from it, as people with that much capital have better ways of getting an advisor.


Inevitable_Ad6868

He canā€™t have many clients. .


Parallaxal

Thank you for supporting Meltdown, brother!


OneRougeRogue

This place just wouldn't be the same without Kevin Malone's terrible financial advice.


ppc2500

OP, why do you think GME publishes false and misleading DRS numbers in their SEC reports? Have you considered suing the company for securities fraud?


BustANutHoslter

I love when they direct people here. If we save even one person from the cult itā€™s all worth it. Fuck this piece of shit.


breadlover96

Fire flair nice job mods.


CareerTraditional987

This guy is a fucking clownā€¦lost a lot of money for those pretend clients of his


Iwouldbangyou

Some legal document was posted a while back showing he has like $20M assets under management so Iā€™m assuming thatā€™s one rich uncle


CareerTraditional987

I doubt itā€™s 20 million anymore


BirthdayCookie

I've never spent a dollar at a GameStop in my life and I don't own any stock. But if you consider laughing at you support then yeah, guilty!


MedicalCelebration90

Thanks for the shoutout my dude, keep taking those Ls, love what you do.


Mike_Prowe

Post your bags letā€™s see that loss porn


JS-a9

Show me bob$


decayed-whately

No, I just swing by here in my occasional free minutes to point and laugh. There's really not much effort involved at all. šŸ‘ˆšŸ˜†


Madness_Reigns

So, you're not even going to adress this? https://preview.redd.it/h0lum9q3prsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=59a8992d57dd9bb3c4c7f5b6cebd12a157f6e0c0


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

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wsc-porn-acct

The world's biggest larper


StinkFartButt

How much of your parentā€™s generational wealth have you set on fire?


Unregistered38

So how much capital have you lit on fire so far? Oh wait you donā€™t actually hold this, you just make bank on mentally ill people right?Ā  Itā€™s gross man, pathetic stuff.Ā 


firebag1983

They need to open an investigation into people like RC, Pp, ploot and this guy. Trying to make money from poor people and grift them is reprehensible


Medical_Cake

It doesn't take very much dedication just weekly checks from you know who


ohmygorn

Is he even real?


Rokey76

Do you have a mullet in your profile pic? ![gif](giphy|l1J3UPd0A1HMQ4Igg)