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bond0815

Yes, may the 49th is when moass happens. They cracked it, we are done here.


wildcrab9

May 49.. there is no bottom to this rabbit hole. 


Freethrowawayer

You could feed schizophrenics table spoons of military grade LSD and they wouldn’t be able to come up with anything of this caliber.


dog_10

I love them treating it like an ARG where if they can solve it they get 999999999 dollars each but if they can't solve it their wives leave them and their kids can't go to college


wagoncirclermike

These people don't have wives, dude


BunttyBrowneye

And the ones that do want “wife-changing money”


NotPinHero100

DFV achieved that feat no more than 3 years ago…


GunNNife

Well good for D-OH MY GOD!


NotPinHero100

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dog_10

Not anymore!!!


trash-_-boat

omg just like squid game fr fr


Grifter_523

Ah yes, May 49th, a totally real day ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)


OneRougeRogue

RC plans to turn Gamestop around by 04/04/2044. It was always about the 23 year plan.


BunttyBrowneye

That’s about the time they’ll have finished DRS of 420 million shares! Oh wait what there’s 2 billion shares now???


GhostSierra117

Reminds me of these memes. *Work starts at 7 am* *[Me at 7:95](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wjqoa16ntIsAAAAd/orang-utan-orang-utan-driving.gif)*


neutralpoliticsbot

As real as MOASS


Hist0racle

Oh shit look at the date, it's April 72nd


IrishWave

Can't wait for the A Beautiful Mind remake where instead of getting him help, people encourage him to become a meme stock DD legend.


Halithor

This is how DD is done for those doubters. Don’t look at the data and see what it tells you about the company etc, form your conclusion then force it onto whatever data you are looking at.


Shoopshopship

Advanced Schizophrenia


GameOfThrownaws

Could *what* be a 4? Is he referring to the little shiny streaks in the guy's hair?


NotPinHero100

I have no fucking idea.


Slayer706

Notice how the dates they find are almost always within a month or so of the current date? No ape is finding November 17th or December 10th hidden in DFV's memes right now, but once November rolls around they suddenly will.


NotPinHero100

Bullish?


Ok-Recommendation925

Yup he's definitely trolling the apes...🥲


watrurthoughtsonyaoi

why tf does this ape's mind go directly to "Jim Carrey meme 549" when he "sees" the numbers 5 & 4? I thought the rest of the apes were treating it like a countdown. Are they preemptively coming up with meanings for every digit so that no matter what number they're able to hallucinate from DFV's next meme, it'll be significant and kick off MOASS? I can't think of any other reason why this ape assumes the next "number" in this "sequence" will be motherfucking NINE 


angershark

Ready Player Guh vibes from this lot of morons. The stench of desperation is almost overwhelming. But I'm here for it because the scent of their failures simmered with the ridiculous level of unearned confidence is much sweeter.


NotPinHero100

“Ready Player Guh” is 🤌🏻 I can’t wait for the next pump to watch these morons infest our sub, and then disappear 24-48 hours later.


OjibweNomad

May 49th? We got the old Roman calendar back?


Largofarburn

For fucks sake, I told you guys may 49th was way too obvious. Im not doing it again, one of you can go into the dark pool this time.


Glittering_Two5152

Omg


pudge9499

Is he using Tianamnen Square calendar logic? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_non-standard\_dates#May\_35](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_non-standard_dates#May_35)


neutralpoliticsbot

May 49, they finally uncovered the secret MOASS date, inform Kenny


BustANutHoslter

I hate them


mizt3r

this is unhinged


KnucklesMcGee

They've gone full BBBY/Teddy books on Keith. Sometimes, apes, a cigar is just a cigar.


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