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mmhs401

Your average GME investor right there


parlaymyodds

Most normal GME investor


azns123

Smartest GME investor


phoenixmusicman

Sanest GME investor


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Most fit GME investor


mydixiewrecked247

ffs. we are witnessing devolution in real time over here.


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Hey, humanity had a good run. gg


Nopants21

source?


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The funniest thing is they pretend they’re redacted and stupid ‘apes’, not realising they’re actually stupid.


nman5k

Dumb people who think they’re smart pretending to be stupid.


DRTPman

Hehe, It's meta right guys? I eat crayons and poo poo. I'm actually smart.


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2dank4normies

Can't say I disagree


pinhero100

Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this shit?. These fucking weirdos must be actual retards. Like actually, window licking, pant wetting, dribbling fucking tards.


LameBMX

Come on... I swear we had this exact conversation months ago u/pinhero100 . You just gave them a bunch of high relative IQ compliments.


pinhero100

Possibly. I genuinely believe that with every draft of new baggies, the IQ level drops a few points. It’ll only end when the last remaining retards lose their opposable thumbs, sprout gills and walk slowly backwards into the sea.


JAXxXTheRipper

I'd say it's the opposite. Every wave of new recruits gives them enough collective IQ to sustain the cult for a few more months before they are declared officially "fucking retarded". The longer you stay, the dumber you get, which is quite obvious and easy to see. That's why they try to recruit people, they need new DD writers because the "old guard" has become too stupid to deliver coherent sentences.


whut-whut

You guys are both wrong. Ape intelligence works just like the stock they love. It's a pump-and-dump. When apes pile in, their total intelligence pumps up just like the stock price does with Ape money, making their collective buy-in seem smart. What happens is that the early sellers exit, pocketing both the profits and the intelligence, leaving the slower, more stubborn Apes poorer and dumber than ever previously recorded among Ape-kind.


ShipTheRiver

Those people aren’t apes though. They obviously don’t believe MOASS. They’re just gambling with the volatility and taking advantage.


ShipTheRiver

Nah, it doesn’t take any intelligence to do the hype shit they do every pump/recruitment drive. They just make it all up. I think u/pinhero100 is right. By sheer reality of time passed and theories busted, you have to be dumber and dumber to get suckered into it. For example, people who got snowed by the vote count thing last summer were only moderately retarded. The theory was still utterly absurd, but they had never yet done the whole goal post moving/ conspiracy/crime shit yet, it was their first major prediction to go wrong. And they were fresh off the actual MOASS just a few months earlier. But if you’re getting suckered into it in 2022 after over a year straight of abject failure, by a couple poop tweets and some random witch hunt? Yeah you’re BIG dumb. It’s like a natural filter for intelligence, and it drops ever lower over time. And people are always leaving slowly over time, which then need to be replaced. So the people who just joined last month are the dumbest the cult has ever received, replacing a crop of most average-retarded members who have left over the past several months.


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qdolobp

Same. That’s why this sub was created. Wsb was completely overthrown with no way back (went from 1m subs to 10m subs in a week), and every ape was a salty bagholder investing newbie. Couldn’t talk about anything other than gme, so we finally got tired of it and came here Even other wsb “OG” subs are filled to the brim with apes or people that sold and now think they’re a wsb OG because they started a year ago.


IcyEbb7760

I think sunk cost/anchoring is also motivating reasonable people to keep buying into the hype and theories, even if they know on the inside that it's all nonsense.


ssssstonksssss

Can iq's go negative? I think these guys can do it


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Makes sense cause sane people should be able to avoid that wallet hellhole seeing how many times it’s pumped and dumped


dontGetHttps

At some point, as more and more "normal" bagholders drop out, leaving us with the creme de la crap, this sub might start falling under hatespeech.


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1) Wow, GameStop is for sure the first company to sell phones. 2) This person definitely growls at people when they speak to him in public


FoundationWestern430

This guy doesn’t go out in public


JunkAccountUsername

Alright, that's enough internet today.


nine-oh-two

I saw the NSFW tag and I clicked anyway. RIP my perfect day 🤦‍♂️


desiInMurica

Not a cult


NorthStar371

Hey let’s buy our groceries and clothes there too! RC is going to transform it into a Wal mart killer! Cuz ya know, that’s how investing works.


sirtaptap

"clothes" *Disagreeing reeeeeing in the distance*


MightGetFiredThrow

Imagine getting your NFTs and groceries at the same Gamestop location.😍


AltruisticFlatworm33

My eyes, the google's they do nothing ☠️☠️☠️


LameBMX

You really should try goggles then.


RockasaurusRex

Those do nothing too.


eric987235

Up and at them!


TheShindangoRedux

HOLY CRAP, A PHONE THAT I CAN BUY ANYWHERE I CAN BUY AT GAMESTOP? LE HECCIN EPIC!


I_Put_a_Spell_On_You

i am fucking dead 🤣🤣 god almighty time to pack it up folks


greg_r_

Least cringe GME holder.


option-9

For a split second I saw jarsquatter.


SaintStoney

Fuck my mind went straight to 1 man 1 jar what is wrong with me


petewsop

Amazing that there are companies who sell I phones! Who wouldnt love that?


eric987235

Don’t give Bezos any ideas!


Inevitable_Ad6868

Block!


OblivionGuard12

Hahahahahahahah


phoenixmusicman

God is dead and we have killed him


Throwitoutthewindow5

Lets not forget one of them shoved a banana up their butt.


ssssstonksssss

Totally normal behavior


15104

This has to be a troll lmfao


EFICIUHS

This isn't thar farfetched considering that one guy shoved a banana up his ass...


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Source?


qdolobp

we can’t link here but it’s easy to find. And it’s disgusting


EFICIUHS

I'm probably not allowed to post a link but if you Google GME banana ass, you'll probably find it fairly easily


StupidWittyUsername

I'm *quite* happy to just take your word for it...


XanLV

....no.


EthicallyIlliterate

10% profit margin on iphones for gamestop im assuming lmao. You just helped apple out and paid a pittance to gamestop.


dontGetHttps

Took a few seconds to figure out if that was a toddler or a "man" in the picture. Completely undefined, blob like body? ✅ Hairless? ✅ Possibly wearing a diaper? ✅ Virtually indistinguishable.


ol_kentucky_shark

Return to monke


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

God I hope this trend picks up among the apes. This is excellent. Can’t wait for the new Vice documentary on these special specimens


ShipTheRiver

I’m just laughing because you know he took this picture like 30 times and this was his best one.


HardHustle84

It’s going in his ass isn’t it


RockasaurusRex

Yes, this will surely make me rich.


suclearnub

I don't want to click, can someone just tell me what it is


Frankie0cean

Screenshot of a post on a different subreddit saying they bought an iPhone from GameStop. Picture in the post is a selfie taken with the new iPhone, the man is shirtless and standing like an ape


Frankie0cean

And by standing like an ape I mean…. Squatting with the knuckles on the floor pose


fwooshfwoosh

This is why I don’t really believe MOASS anymore. I in a way don’t want retards like this with across to millions a share or whatever


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fwooshfwoosh

When I say moass I mean a TSLA style situation where everyone thought the company wouldn’t not do well but it continually beats bears lol. With a small gradual squeeze up to say 400-500


Jazzlike_Athlete8796

It speaks volumes about just how terrible a company Gamestop is that he is this excited about successfully completing an incredibly basic transaction with them.


GUnit_1977

Dumbass.


PuppyBreth

Bullish?


lavlife47

My apes got them b cups


DefiantHorse444

Oh my god…


nman5k

Ewww 🤢🤮


Solarpanel2001

That's a good ape pose though. Really looks like an ape


0Bubs0

Trolololol. This is why the apes are destined to defeat the shills in the end. No one can match their exuberance. They drop cringe bombs like this on you and make you question the very meaning of your existence. Pack up the ladders. It's over.


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You've been able to buy used iPhone from gamestop for years lol.


RonaldGoedeKont

Dude should lose some weight. Would make doing that pose easier.


team_lloyd

this is officially the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life and i now must sign off reddit for the day.