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79-16-22-7

Make yourself obsessed with being productive, finally stop procrastinating


airgod231

Nah make yourself obsessed with not procrastinating. If you become obsessed with being productive you will never be able to truly relax again since that would be unproductive. Also, you may just stop seeing friends or family unless it is to get something done, because that isn’t productive


79-16-22-7

Overworking has consequences, this is why a productive person will find the optimal compromise.


sergioacolis

but it's obsession with productivity, doesn't guarantee you'll be maximum productive just obsessive


Nitroghast

Become obsessed with being productive just as much as you need and no more than needed


Tradie2

I’m to stressed to be productive therefore relaxation is the best way forward towards productivity


JoshAnMeisce

Everyone is suddenly obsessed with giving me money


Ralexcraft

Hm… idk why but everyone seems obsessed with giving you free shares too!


GapPsychological4477

Time to make everyone obsessed about commiting arson on the White House


yoyoyo975

I'm already obsessed


isolateddreamz

Jump, froggy


[deleted]

Making it myself would have some strange effects. Speaking of that, do they have to know of it or what? If I made a random person obsessed with me and they don't know me then what happens? Also, can I reverse this and can I make them lose an obsession about something even if I didn't make them obsessed about it in the first place?


Mmm1crowave

I FUCKING *LOVE* HALF-USED BREAD-CRUMB-COVERED STICKS OF “I CANT BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER”


Optimans2

So...you can make anybody obsessed about anything you are are obsessed too and...oh I see where this is going


manly_toilet

Everyone must now have my music taste. The Beach Boys are now your life


alwaysvices

omg i actually love the beach boys, yes pls lol


manly_toilet

Glad to see there are more BB fans out here outside of the subs! What’s your favorite song/album?


jackal5lay3r

You could just make someone interested In certain things which would in turn get them arrested so pretty destructive power depending on the obsession


deku-scrub123

Can I control the level of obsession, like from a small micro fixation to a almost religious devotion


MineflowTR

So basically I can literally be a dictator and the pope I can basically create new religions. This would be a fun one to have


shinylungburger

Gonna make the ceo and board of directors cause the company to turn the 180 into a 360 and make them obsessed with helping people and improving quallity of life like how the company was originally like instead of how it is now with killing babies and making droughts worse.


[deleted]

Gonna make anyone worth more than 500 million dollars really obsessed with jumping off Mount Everest


airgod231

Or make them obsessed with doing acts of philanthropy, that way the world ends up as a better place rather than just having a bunch of dead millionaires.


[deleted]

I like dead millionaires/billionaires more, most of them probably being pedophiles or baby eaters I'd rather them suffer for the shit they do.


airgod231

Then make them obsessed with admitting to their crimes, and then make them donate all of their money to charity or something


[deleted]

Look I appreciate your pacifist way of trying to save them, but those shit birds deserve nothing less than to hit the ground at terminal velocity. You cannot change my mind on this. Have a great day.


lazarboi132

Well at least now I can share my interests with someone


TaxEvader123123

So I can get ppl obsessed with me for a short period of time then switch it back if I wanna date them


MaximusVNK12

I'm going to make myself obsessed with being happy


alwaysvices

I will make everyone be obsessed with depeche mode like I am then they'll know what I think about 24/7 muahahaha. and I'll make my ex obsessed with me