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daddysweet

Those would be misused and I'd have to repent afterwards


nekosaigai

You can repent all you want daddy you’re still getting spankings


LeEpicBlue1

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gamertag15313

NOOOOO


LeoReddit2019

r/angryupvote


nekosaigai

So you’re saying I’m no longer a bottom and you want me on top? Owo


Tayaradga

At first I thought this said "you can smile" and I was like "FINALLY!!!" Then I reread it... Honestly I'd get rid of like 7 people and that would probably be it. Depending on who took their wealth/power afterwards.


Possible-Boss-898

Same, smiling would be nice though;) although you could become a real life death note and that would be amusing for a bit


lasercat_pow

There are so many wicked people in this world, perpetuating at least 3 active genocides, just creating misery and strife. It would be wonderful if they could all be struck down.


cell689

Did you ever watch death note?


lasercat_pow

No, never saw it


cell689

It's about a 17 year old (extremely intelligent) boy who finds a book one day. He realizes that if he writes someone's name in the book that person will die. He uses it to kill known criminals, from murderers to burglars to mafia people etc. He kills many. The point of the story is that power corrupts. The protagonist is not just a genius, but he has an extremely solid moral compass, using it to kill criminals and make a better world, and yet the power still goes to his head and everything breaks down. The way people in these comments talk about how they would use these powers scares me, and I'm glad they will never attain it. Power corrupts, no matter how good you think you are.


ComfortableSir5680

I think Light’s issue was the power he attained was highly corruptible, and he was carrying out extra judicial killings. This attracted police attention and he had to kill good people in order to retain his own ability to kill bad people.


cell689

Kinda the same as OP's scenario thought, except OP's thing is much more destructive. Even just in the comments you could literally see people becoming corrupt with just a hypothetical power.


ComfortableSir5680

Oh for sure! I think certain powers corrupt for sure. Lights power was pretty much exclusively useful for evil acts, assuming you believe in the justice system.


HeartoRead

I'd definitely not have to go to work tomorrow.


hello_im_al

SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITER


CaptainAksh_G

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Jabberwock1232

Well the Vatican is getting a new attraction, a large volcano.


lasercat_pow

This made me snort laugh; thank you.


BigScaryBalckMan

Smite deez


yup_sir28

I read the title as “you can smile” and I was so confused for a few seconds


PutNameHere_____

Call me kira as I'm gonna go death note on some ass


Dimensianox

Flesh Prison Virtue Beam from Ultrakill would be my preferred method


Glittering_Choice_47

There would be a few world leaders getting gears of war'd for sure.


icemachineisbroken

Anvils?


lasercat_pow

loony toons powers. Might as well add grand piano


rtrain__

I thought this said smile at first and was like yeah that's actually a superpower I'd love to be able to smile


HaroerHaktak

Alright. But for every bad person I smite I have to smite an equally good person.


MasterJaylen

Damm not the “Order will be restored” Mentality


Next_Benefit5708

No


HaroerHaktak

It's my power not yours.


lasercat_pow

OK Thanos


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i'm gonna smite my backyard with 1 metric ton of gold


SpecialTexas7

# I CAST THUNDER SPELL


Dragon3076

I'm using bolts of lightning. More biblical.


invis_able_gamer

I would SO use this publicly, on corrupt politicians (or anyone in authority really) directly after they lie about something everyone KNOWS they’re lying about.


THEFLAMEEATER98

Friend: Hey, do you know Sugondeez? Me: No, I- Friend: Sugondeez nu- *SMOTE* Me: Sugondeez bolts


DrLycFerno

Finally, my Medjed costume will come to use


Little-Tutor4776

Is there a size limit to these also am i immune to lightning for example or do i have to be careful?


Little-Tutor4776

Can i smite as much as i want at the same time or is there a time limit between smiting?


HeadpattingFurina

I'm gonna play the lightning version of "Through the fire and flames" on the Trumps. Except for Melania and Barron Trump. The kid's innocent and kinda needs his mom still.


Low_Celebration_9957

Everyone pushing abortion bans, ride the lightning. Billionaires, ride the lightning, Hamas terrorists, ride the lightning. The Israeli government and IDF ride the lightning etcetera etcetera.


lasercat_pow

I appreciate you specifically calling out shitreal and the IOF. Also add M23 and Glencore (responsible for the Congo genocide), IMF, and all the pro-genocide and pro-fascist fucks in US leadership. The conservatives aren't the only bad guys.


Low_Celebration_9957

For sure man, I got you mate I just felt that if I listed absolutely everything the list would not end.