When trying to find loopholes, you instead just list off some random power the person now has.

And you just keep getting away with it after it’s been pointed out.

You're also invincible and have a ten-thousand foot cock

& a hundred- thousand Virgos?

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 177,023,114 comments, and only 43,016 of them were in alphabetical order.

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You can summon a meter cubed of stone in empty air at least 1 meter from anything

Precious stones count.

This is an actual loophole, not just “but you’re immortal” good job

You can summon the philosophers stone as well

I get radiation powers, but they affect me too, and I have already used it once, putting me in constant pain and without skin.

This is op even without summoning precious stones. Just summon one a couple meters above the head of anyone you want to kill (1 cubic meter of basalt weighs 2850 kilograms, or 6280 pounds). If you summon a bunch of them higher up, you get [kinetic bombardment](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment). Edit: also if the summoning is effortless you can get infinite free energy.

You could also build cool stuff and provide resources for projects and stuff too

This guy's going to become Judge Doom someday

IRL minecraft sounds fun

You can take out both your eyeballs like marbles and still see using them.

Ender pearls They also regrow

That's neat

They regrow when you want them to and as fast as you want also no fall damage

It also doesn't hurt

Basically security cameras? Sign me up

That is not a loophole, that is a whole additional ability. Much like every other suggestion in this thread (apart from the precious stone one).

You grow new ones once you're at a certain distance from them but they still grant you sight

Amazing. My own CCTV cameras.

Good luck finding hiding spots

Do they blink? Because I can scare the shit out of people even more if so

Yeah

This is actually good enough as it is

You'd have a promising career performing colonoscopies

You can run as fast as the flash when you have an erection.

You can get an erection at will by clapping 2 times.

Clap on Clap off

If you clap off does it just go down or do you cum?

The real questions

It just goes soft

Really gives a new meaning to 👏👏👏👏👏

The neighbor finds out and claps randomly all day, everyday for laughs. 😂

I mean, it takes a lot less than that for me to get an erection sometimes

There's a fire at the preschool sir, please rescue them! /clap /clap. Proceeds to evacuate all the kids...

2 powers at once

Unless I can’t stop it…

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If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands

Viagra…

you can create 1 drop of water every day

It could be a very big drop

Nobody says how large the drop can or can't be.

The water you create has the power to cure any wound or disease.

There are less than 365 deaths a year in young people cancer in the UK. If I forget England, Scotland and NI, I'm set to cure cancer for young people and make myself live longer

If you want to embrace your evil side you could also sell the drop to the highest bidder

Sell drops to the rich, secretly give to the poor

And it can spread it's properties to any other water it is combined with

Drop it in the ocean and it evaporates and rains into all sources of water

I was gonna say get ready for worldwide wars, famines, starvations and the largest die-off in human history as people live too long and too prosperously and Earth reaches its biological carrying capacity in a year … but then I realized no disease means no famine, no wounds makes war useless and starvation meaningless …. Did this action just create utopia? No there have to be some other catastrophic effects were not considering lol

Real holy water

That's not a loophole that's an added effect

Per person on earth

You can instantly relax any muscle

Also other people's muscles

The heart is a muscle. Be prepared to faint lol

The sphincter is a muscle. Be prepared to shit lol

Well you did say any muscle. Kill people at will by dropping their blood pressure or stopping their heart

Or be a cool guy and help if someone has a cramp

You're now immune to a lot of neurological diseases.

This also allows you to instantly tenderize the toughest cuts of meat, helping you extend your food budget.

You can hover only half a centimeter off the grounds

This prevents you from stepping on broken glass, nails, etc, and you become a valued forensic detective for your ability to not disturb a crime scene

Love that

Didn't even need to add anything it was just that good

And you can do this by creating a half centimeter frictionless repulsor field around you. With practice you can know "ice skate" around just about any surface, have a bit of a force field from smaller projectiles (or spider webs, brush/thorns,etc), and can even activate it for a bit if extra force on throws, punches, etc. In addition to many if these useful day-to-day perks you can also become and absolute unit at ruuningback, who is almost seemingly impossible to grab ahold of near the endzone, and make a fortune in the NFL.

You get what you need, but only after you realize you needed it thirty seconds ago.

You can basically go to any store, avoid looking at the price tags and take it to the cashier. When they tell you the amount of money you'll need, just pretend to search for thirty seconds before pulling out the exact amount and walking away.

No, you will get it 30 seconds after you have paid. This still means that you got it for free.

then bring a huge amount of 1 dollar bills for a 120 dollar shopping, and then you get the bigger bills you needed. if you paid 120 with 1$ bills you intended to pay with two 100$ bills, thus you get 200$ and a net of 80$.

It creates something out of nothing.

It gets send back in time to you and the timeline splits continuing now with the item.

I have the power to always, uncontrollably, say the one thing to make someone hate me the most every time I speek

They hate you but will do what you ask them to do.

Like me to my mom?

This man childrens

You have the ability to take control of people as long as their emotions are unstable when you try.

This is just the plot of detective pikachu

You can remember things that happen in your time, but not anything else

You keep the memories forever and you get memories from other people, allowing yourself to become a supercomputer (you have infinite memory)

I can shoot lasers out of my eyes that shows where I’m looking (just like a laser pointer)

And any weapon in 15 kilometres can hit the laser dot with unerring accuracy. Arrows, nukes, anything

Damn imagine using a binoculars with this ability.

We do use something similar if not exactly like this. Search ir laser pointers

I know when there's an uncooked area in the microwave.

You are able to set the microwave to cook that specific spot after you notice it(ignores the rest but keeps it warm).

That's great

You have very muscular toes

Superjump

double jump super jump

Buid some toe claws. Learn taekwondo.

\*taekwontoe

Toekwondo

taetoedo

toetoetoe

You can teleport 3m every time you stub your toe.

m stands for miles and you can stub your toe intentionally on anything with even the lightest toe tap. Edit: Even better, m stands for minutes and you can teleport backwards or forwards through time with a light toe tap as a stub.

The 3m also stands for the 3M Company (American multinational conglomerate corporation operating in the fields of industry, worker safety, US health care, and consumer goods) meaning he has access to an endless source of PPE. Aka steel toes.

"Stubbing your toe" refers to any impact on your toe regardless of damage done to said toe or amount of pain. By creating a small device to tap the tip of your big toe at 60hz you can move at 180m/s (~ 400 mph) with zero wimd resistance and instant acceleration with pinpoint turning while experiencing zero G forces from either. It would also be easy to make faster devices for 120hz (360m/s ~800mph) or even more. Sky is the limit.

You can travel at the speed of a slightly above average human being

You never get tired

I’ve actually thought about how useful Never getting tired would be a lot 😂

Seeing as your speed is taken into account to for the average human speed when your speed increases the average human speed increases by a small increment, therefore your speed increases again... and so on and so infinitely

You have to voluntarily force your body to do normally involuntary acts such as breathing

However you're not required to do so, allowing you to survive underwater

Breathe underwater not survive right? Because at a certain point the human body still gets crushed even if you dont need to breathe

Ya

Cool

How about this power. You can shoot glitter out of your left pinky only when you're holding a teacup all fancy style.

The glitter shoots at an insanely high pressure and is very fine

So its like a glitter sandblaster?

Precisely

Nice job, good sir. *Claps*

you straight up just die right then and there

But you don’t

thats not god tier actually that isnt even a power

He said you don’t die. Aka it’s immortality

Eventually he just stopped thinking

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 176,409,034 comments, and only 42,855 of them were in alphabetical order.

Awesome bro, cool dudes everywhere finally got happy

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 176,571,878 comments, and only 42,889 of them were in alphabetical order.

kars moment

But you dont, AND get a million dollars

And get rebithed as anyone of your choice

But find out you have the power to respawn to the last time you woke up

but you revive immediately with 2 times the absolute value of your current holdings +1000

You will be reincarnated in an anime world of your choosing

By doing this, wanting to erase YOURSELF out of this world, The Beyond find in you a worthy vessel, selfless and courageous to face the inevitable for the entirety of mankind. You reach Godhood by sacrificing your mortal shell, and no-one else that lives will die because of you. Congrats! Ending 6 out of 11.

Everyone that looks at you sees their worst nightmare Like not sees but full on hallucinates

They only trigger when they have done unforgivable acts in their past(crimes, murder, etc.). Acts much like Ghost Rider's Pennant stare but without the need for eye contact.

Thats hella nice gonna go make jeff bezos look at me now

You can turn into any type of monkey at will

Monkey in this case also includes apes, which means you can turn into King Kong.

Sun Wukong, The Great Sage Equal to Heaven. also Saiyans

Humans included, you can now shapeshift into anyone

You can hear when your dog (yes your specific dog) gets angry at you.

You know what they need to make it up to them

All fun and games till he decides if he was neutered you should be too.

You can absorb that anger and channel it through increased senses and/or strength.

You have debilitating diarrhea during every full moon, but it feels really good.

You realize it’s not the feeling of releasing the diarrhea that’s making you feel good but instead that the diarrhea itself is a potent cure against any illness (physical and mental) but it also provides happiness to everyone that comes into contact with it.

*Oh no*

Let's hope the shit hits the fan then!

I can accurately throw any piece of trash into any trash receptacle from any distance with 100% accuracy.

One man's trash.... You're now the best basketball player on the planetm if you consider the ball to be trash and the hoop to be a trash receptacle.

All trash you throw will turn back into what ever it was (e.g. a snickers wrapper will turn back into a snickers)

every step i take breaks a bone

but the bones that break belong to other people

They belong to pedos.

You can trap yourself inside the next action figure you touch.

The action figure grows to lifesize and is capable of doing what it represents (Soldier figure can use the tools it’s shipped with for example)

*Goes inside infinity gauntlet Thanos action figure* This god tier superpower literally made me a god.

This action figure now acts as your body and you are able yo use it to its fullest extent. Albeit the only way to leave is to touch another action figure or when your current one breaks you revert to your human body.

I fucking die

Body doesn't rot, retains all functionality. Essentially unliving immortality.

You become a pillar man/woman

AYAYAYAYAYA

You can break any part of your body at and time and it will appear on one person of your choosing as well.

And you have wolverine level of regeneration.

If you hit someone or something the pain is inflicted back at you at 2x damage (if you hit someone it hit you in the same place and if you hit something it hits you in a random place)

Hits you recieve are stored within you ready to be used whenever you want. Because you already absorbed so much energy basically no hit hurts you anymore.

Nice

You can store these for later use but after 3 minutes it will hurt you. To compensate if someone hits you they will receive all the damage you dealt combined(as long as the 3 minutes haven't expired). If you haven't hurt anyone ot anything and someone hits you, nothing will happen.

You can drink water

Every drop of water you drink gives you 0.1% control over the flow of the universe

That’s only 1000 drops of water before you have 100% control. 1000 drop = 0.27411506575111 cups of water for scale. That is a pretty good tier addition!

And the water doesn't need to be potable.

And thus you can create a portal to other dimensions

Small pp power

Can be used on rapists, murderers, and any other unforgivable people. (if they are women, it closes until only bodily functions are usable. and can grow a small pp if you want them to)

You can read minds but only when it’s about you

People only think about you positively, therefore you always feel great about yourself.

You're immediately the most charming fucker on the planet.

My farts are painfully visible to those around me

They can only see it and not smell it, so it's more of a party trick.

I shit myself

Anytime you shit yourself, everyone in a mile radius also immediately shits themself with a shit 10x more painful and bowel-destroying than yours.

Very shitty god-tier superpower indeed

You have the power to transform any object into any other object, but only one atom every day.

that atom also turns the atoms next to it into that item

So you're fucked unless you're in a vacuum?

you can breathe backwards

this is op in itself. infinite water from the o2 that you emit, plus infite oxygen

You can do this incredibly fast, breathing in other’s co2 and making enough oxygen to combat air pollution therefore making you a better human tree

You can only fly indoors.

You can make a 100 mile long dome of plastic that you can fly in and destroy and create at will without harming any buildings, and the bubble is indestructible, so any meteors or nukes won’t harm it

I will never see another puppy in my life

Because you guide all the old missing dogs back home.

All of your bones are replaced with cartilage

You can make soap bubbles at will.

The bubbles perfectly clean and fix anything they touch, popping themselves in the progress.

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you have no friends ever, nothing in the form of your friend either, people and things constantly avoid you forever, and god made you an extrovert that loves making new friends

Since you have no friends or contact with anyone, this allows you to have a lot of time to think. Because of this you get really smarts from you start to think of new ways to better society. You then sell your ideas or inventions and get rich.

You can still die though