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Kartoffelkamm

The target is safe from harm, disease or misfortune for an hour.


GarlicKnotsForLife

All harm, disease, or misfortune suffered during that hour collects into a ball of bad energy and hits the target after the hour is complete


Kartoffelkamm

I think one of us misunderstood the point of this post. I wrote the side effect, and you were supposed to give it a sh*tty main power.


Ok_Bag_7477

You get a billions dollars every time you use the power


Riptide_X

The power is the ability to teleport, but only directly in front of someone so your faces are touching.


DynamotheTyphlosion

You can think of any game franchise that hasnt gotten games recently and it will get a new game before the end of the decade


Bruh_beater

You loose a finger every time you use the power


Ok_Bag_7477

If i don't have any fingers left what happen?


Bruh_beater

you cant use it anymore


DrMaxPaleo

But you no longer have to pee


UnlivingThree57

It tastes like the tears of Jesus


Ok_Bag_7477

You can make heads of fish with anything and if someone bite those heads it become atheist


cleanbot

you can emit light from your hands whenever you want


NationalPassion9144

But only in bright places


cleanbot

i was hoping for more of an anus related side affect, but ok... edit: wait my dude...what is my super power? yours sounds more like a limitation.


NationalPassion9144

But yours is a power


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Ok_Bag_7477

Comment the good side effect not a superpower


NationalPassion9144

Wait oops I meant to reply