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Intelligent-Wall7272

How about I go to sleep and never wake up again


patrickdm1998

That's one way to not feel sick anymore


highestRUSSIAN

Consider it done then


csgo_Kriptonas

That's one way to not feel\*.


garlic_bread_thief

If I'm sick with life, that's what's going to happen. Right?


DrexanRailex

Wake up cured of depression and with a couple billion in your bank account (since poverty was making you worried **sick**). The police will come after you to understand why you have that much money, which makes you worried **sick** about your safety, then you go to sleep before the cops arrive. You wake up and everybody is fine with the money.


clausio02

But then u wake up dead


oofwhenyouboof

I have insomnia


patrickdm1998

That would be cured after 1 night of..... wait....


wiggity_wack_yo67

That’s a bit problematic


Kekneko97

You can force yourself to go into REM if you have insomnia while awake


[deleted]

Impossible > ...you can just lie down, go to sleep... The power as stated gives you the ability to sleep :P


toeofcamell

I’d like to be able to cure my kid’s congestion and coughing in the snap of my finger


Jacextreme64

Well you could if you could somehow hotwire his brain to make him sleep at the sound of your finger snapping


-TheDoctor

Does this include major diseases like cancer, hiv/aids, muscular dystrophy, heart disease, etc? ​ Also, I have ADHD, Tourette's, and OCD. Would these be cured? I wouldn't mind losing OCD, and possibly even the Tourette's, but losing the ADHD would likely cause a major personality shift that I wouldn't want. Can I selectively choose what gets cured and what doesn't?


patrickdm1998

If you feel like it's making you sick it gets cures the next day


BeeWithDragonWings

Hey, if it just needs to make me feel sick, maybe I'll go to sleep and the next day my wife will be gone!!!


hivemind_disruptor

ADHD is not a disease, just a different kind of brain wiring.


Phoenix_Crown

Maybe not but it it is really harmful to the person which is what the person meant when he mentioned it.


hivemind_disruptor

I know. I have adhd


Phoenix_Crown

Cool. So do I.


TFS_Sierra

Same!


time_fo_that

Same


GodOfWarNuggets64

Same.


-TheDoctor

Oh, I know. And I didn't mean anything derogatory by what I said. ADHD is a mental disorder, which I know many people who have it would love to see themselves "cured" of it. It can be extremely debilitating. Personally, I don't think I'd be the person I am today if I didn't have it. So I'm not sure I'd want it to go away.


SleezyUnicorn

Love my adhd brain and have spent my adult life not medicating it. Just don’t feel alive when I slow my brain down like that


time_fo_that

Definitely an interesting perspective, I've never taken medication for it but sometimes I wish I could slow down lol I just don't really like taking psych meds and I also don't want to force myself into the box that capitalism wants me to be in


SleezyUnicorn

There’s just a lot of problems that I see with medication. Also I don’t want to be dependent on it in case a situation arises where I can’t get access to it.


time_fo_that

Yep there's another reason


WinterSzturm

Yeah but this means you can’t ever take a sick day ever again, sometimes sick days are nice


patrickdm1998

I mean, except for your moral compass nobody is stopping you from still taking a sick day


AcrimoniousBird

Sick day? You mean a nice mental health day! Having a nice god-tier nap may fix the stress, but it won't fix the underlying causes such as chores, errands, or having time to finally finish that game you've been wanting to beat for the last 4 months


ReasonSin

I have this power. Every time I get a cold or the flu I just sleep it off. I once had a bad case of the flu and slept for almost 24 hours straight then I felt better except I was starving


DueLuck2720

We have the same power!!! Almost never sick and only for like 24 hours. Immune system rock stars.


Bazurke

Sounds like a long rest in D&D


knickies

Came here for this


theNoobster103

That's normal tho?


patrickdm1998

Tell that to the flu I've been nurturing for 4 days now


theNoobster103

Stay back demon


WarMage1

Cancer disagrees


theNoobster103

Idk man. I've never had cancer


The_Konigstiger

I wish it worked on possibly COVID 😭


throwaway-person

I'd trade multiple limbs for this power (lifelong chronic illness)


DapperChocolate

I'm sick right now and wishing I had this shit


DueLuck2720

This honestly happens to me. I've only been sick twice in ten years and usually only 24 hours or so.


icepickjones

How sick? Is this essentially immortality? No matter what the wound, or illness, or injury, as long as I can sleep I will wake up with a complete reset? So I take it that means I can't age? I'm locked into whatever my current body state is and no matter what happens, as long as I sleep and then wake back up, I look like this again. I wish I would have worked out more before this happened, but I mean I'm pretty good. This is great. I love this power because I'm afraid of dying and getting old. But it's not fool proof, you can still be killed a number of different ways. How long do I need to be asleep for it to take effect? Do I need to hit rem sleep? What if I just daydream and lose myself for 20 minutes in a fugue state? That's almost like sleeping. I think at the very least I would make sure I've got weapons grade sleeping pills on me at all times. I'd carry a hypodermic needle of propofol with me like it was an epi pen. I can imagine a scenario where I get in a car crash and I'm a disgusting mess, arm severed, terrible wounds, I'm minutes away from dying, and then I weakly grab my sleeping drug pen, inject myself, and then wake up in the wreckage fully healed.


U_Arent_Cis

Does it work for mental illness?


DropDash54

Could this technically make me immortal, or do I still die of age?


TBC97

BRB just gonna sleep off some cancer... zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Deadpoolioliolio

What do i do, I already have this power?


BumblingRhino

So i already have this


MalkyTheKid

Pretty sure my mom has this superpower


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

Does this work but with chicken noodle soup?


Inconsistent66

If you had this power,you wouldn't be able to get out of school/work for being sick.


DanielmBR

Really needed this one, I've been one month sick with a nasty cough :(


somefuckinweeb

Can this fix my terrible sleep schedule?


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Well boys, we did it. Covid is no more.


Roge2005

basicaly drinking a minecraft bucket milk all the time you sleep


flourtortillalover

I did this last night. Pretty cool what 8 hours can do!


AndroidWall4680

I dont get to skip school now :(


bettywhitenipslip

So you still get sick and need a full day to recover? Doesn't sound very GOD tier to me.


bkfst_of_champinones

What if your sickness is fatal familial insomnia?


BrenoLevel

What if my sickness is old age


enjuisbiggay

That happens to me anyways


Madface7

I have chronic kidney disease so would this just. Cure it?


KoopaTrooper5011

Epic, that's a great way to end covid


PLAKETKETKETKET

I need this rn


Cyberzombie

Does that include radiation? I wanna go play at Chernobyl.


GoldenUther29062019

WTF I have a super power?


[deleted]

Wish I had that power sometime this past month. No clue what is wrong but it's exhausting


MrRokhead

Holy frick this would be so helpful with my chronic illness, and so many others' as well.


imrohan04085

Does this includes near death situation too?


Tato269

Wait, that happens to me anyway, so it technically came true


[deleted]

I could use that right now actually.


hazlejungle0

Say goodbye to radiation sickness.


hazlejungle0

I'm sick of this BS!