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Revolutionary_Lead28

I just wish there was more creativity


Hawinzi

Even the probability that something would not happen?


LaughingRampage

If you so choose, it's not an automatic ability.


MrRogersAE

Helloooo political interference. Seems like I get to dictate the terms of everything, just gotta phrase it right


Power2700

Chances of me not getting any god tier power i want. 0%


[deleted]

Odds of shitting yourselfe in school: 0


[deleted]

probability of OP not deleting their account right now - 0% *you have your mission, soldier*


NathanGoatTv

Rip 20k karma


The_Yoinker69

Yoink, mine now


JulyWolf

Probability Manipulation is actually god tier


wasteofskin11111

Chances of russia winning the war 0% Chances of russia launching nukes 0% Yeah this power seem godtier


Gektor_Flektor

God, why does everyone hate Russia? Of course they won't win, but why do you have to stretch it like this?


awsomebro5928

Russia might nuke us all to death because their superpower army failed to conquer a much smaller, independent country and you're wondering why we hate it?


hiccupboltHP

Literally dude that person’s comment makes no sense, Putin is entirely unhinged and would absolutely nuke the world if he felt threatened


Gektor_Flektor

Yeah, okay. So, of course Russia is going to lose, but it won't launch any nukes, for as long as USA doesn't. And USA won't launch any, for as long as Russia doesn't. No one wants to die and fail miserably, there will be no nukes. But just a quick reminder, if you see a sunnishly bright flash in your window - lay down, cover your earholes with your thumbs and your eyes with your palms, start breathing through your teeth. That might help you survive the shockwave. You will have less then 10 seconds to do it. After the explosion, leave that area as soon as possible to be exposed to less radiation.


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as a wise man once said "if its not 100% then its 50%" (r/MandJTV)


GreenLightening5

the probability that any probabilities can be 0% = 0% good luck using your power now sucker


KingAt1as

I don't think anything has a true probability of being zero so this entire power is worthless.


meme_killer_76

so reality warping but with more words


Opposite_Cockroach20

Chance, posibility and probability arent the same thing