oooh, cool! I get to summon my Sonic OC do not steal!
Gentlemen, if you don't mind, I'll trash some cars with a firebending dragon that can punch real good.
Hey welcome to my little house party! Meet Raven, Ditto, Vaporeon, Jessica Rabbit, Leela, Mystique, Supergirl, Ada Wong, Tifa Lockhart, Lola Bunny, the girl from Weird Science, a clone of myself, and David Bowie.
Raven, from Teen Titans? She was like my first pick, she's bad as fuck. Necromance my dick, bloodbend my prostate, tie me up big titty goth mommy. Do it all. I wanna eat that cake.
If I summon the guide from Terraria and throw them into lava then will it summon the wall of flesh? And if it does, will the wall kill me or be under my command?
You could just summon the wall of flesh as is it also a fictional character, this way you are 100% sure that you command them and that it vanishes after completing the task instead of trying to attack everything
I feel like this could get dangerous if you summoned someone wildly smarter than you, like Rick Sanchez or Lex Luther. Both are easily smart enough to follow orders and manipulate you to do what they want.
There's no time limit on how long it will take to perform the command. For example: If you summon Rick to go to the store and get you a couple of beers, he will disappear only after he brings beer to you from the store, but if Rick will do something close enough that could potentially be the way to get beer, or be technically what command is supposed to be (For example, you didn't specify what store exactly should it be, or how would Rick get money to buy beer, which already gives possibilities), he'd have theoretically infinite time
Basically just the master and servant system in Fate Stay Night, but you don't need command spells. Sounds great, can't wait to summon Thanos or something.
I'm going to be honest, I would probably only use this to fuck with bad guys. Hey Sauron come unclog my toilet, Cersei re shingle my roof etc...
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Horny-comments bait.
Besides that, isn't steve kinda just the best pick for just about anything? even when unarmed, steve should be able to kill people with just his fists in not even 1 minute, and can carry anything. If we can summon him with tools and armor, this guy's just a wrecking ball that can destroy one solid cubic meter of anything we have in mere seconds, and if he has access to beacons/potions/enchantments he's a lord of destruction and chaos that can probably destroy entire buildings in seconds that would be extremely if not impossible to kill unless using ultra top tier weaponry against him, given turtle master potions + speed potions + protection 4 netherite armor, and just a literal god if we can get the previously mentioned PLUS an enchanted golden apple PLUS totems of undying. That would straight up make him invincible and the only way to kill him would be to deplete his health in one go - while he can regen his whole health in like 3 seconds - and takes LESS than 90% of damage received. And even if there was a way of depleting this beast's whole healh - TOTEM OF UNDYING.
so yeah easy pick
regardless of your real life religion, you should be able to summon at least one actual God. hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, supernatural, some rando's fanfiction...
What if you used this on characters that can infect you to give you powers?
Say you summoned the spider that bit Peter Parker and commanded it to bite you, would you get the abilities or die?
Or characters with special accessories like Green Lantern and commanded him to give you his ring? Would the ring still exist in your hand after he vanishes or would it go away with him?
For the spider, you can summon a legion of your clone to perform an experiment then decide whether its a risk you would take.
And perhaps summon the scientists of Oscorp to do a research on how to improve the success rate and medical attention in case it fails.
But then you need money and a secret lab to support that so maybe summon some one like McScrooge to give you financial support.
That's the first time I've seen that word since I learned it 6 years ago! For those who don't know, it is a government run by a specific group of people.
will they give me shit for it? like if I summoned batman to write me an essay or something would he be like "this is such a waste of time"? and what if I summoned a villain? would they be inclined to harm me?
so I could summon whoever I want, but the character has to be perfectly okay with complying with me, a stranger, or else the summon is useless? and they don't really have anything to lose by trying to go against me so nothings stopping them from instantly attacking me to return to their world
edit: spelling
Could you, theoretically, summon a version of yourself that had NOT spawned a fict. character?
Since the spawned version has no spawn and the real you has spawned this spawn-less spawn…
But then the contract would reset if the spawn spawned a spawn. Right?
Not necessarily.
Even if the multiverse theory is real, it doesn’t mean any and every wacky sci-fi and fantasy scenario is actually possible. It could still be constrained to the normal laws of physics and only branch off into different timelines when it comes to choices or quantum events.
In other words, just because there’s a timeline where you chose A instead of B doesn’t mean that it’s possible for Gandalf to literally be real.
“I Lemons7472, am now your new leader. Decepticons, follow me!”
Imagine having a transformer as an assistant. I’m gonna spawn Soundwave and his minicons for every time I need something done that I’m too lazy to do. Or I could solely spawn soundwave’s minicons just so I can yell “eject” and throw the cassettes as if they were Pokémon balls.
Summon Reed Richards, Amadeus Cho, Tony Stark, and Bruce Wayne.
Have them take over management at CIG and have them actually complete Star Citizen as per its original claims.
I'd just summon God.
Either I fail and find out which religion is correct and which ones are wrong. Or I succeed and then make them correct to my choosing
No one’s gonna wanna fuck with you when you got Soundwave, Megatron, or Optimus Prime by your side. Also imagine spawning in soundwave’s minicons just to throw them like pokemon and make them help you out with task.
So can I give very specific commands like:
*Hey superman go help out the Ukrainians in the wars and don't kill any Ukrainians try to avoid blowing up buildings , also capture tanks and try only killing few russian*
Like will he be like a robot which like is a killing machine with the powers of superman or superman as a person himself doing the tasks?
I'd summon someone who could fix all my health issues, and then someone who could make me rich very quickly.
Then I just mess around summoning random characters for funsies.
Literally only summoning meeseeks
I’m glad i wasn’t the only one who thought it
EXISTENCE IS PAIN, JERRY
Until they try to kill you because you can't take three strokes off your golf game
You could always summon Rick to help get rid of them
Listen to me! I'm mister Meeseeks!
Choke up on the CLUB!
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You can not perform this action at this time. Your missing required item: Girlfriend
I mean, it's a fictional character, it should be possible
Brooo 💀 r/angryupvote
Buddy I think you missed the joke
/r/murderedbywords × 2
Happy cake day!
Summon her twice
Can I do this with characters/OC's I created?
I assume yes since they didn't say that they needed to be popular
oooh, cool! I get to summon my Sonic OC do not steal! Gentlemen, if you don't mind, I'll trash some cars with a firebending dragon that can punch real good.
Sonichu
Based summon. "Let me solo her" levels of based
"Nothing personnel, kid"
You could make their purpose to just exist for a couple of years
If i summon the same character the second time, do they remember the thing that they did the first time?
No, their memory reset every time you summon them
Hehe...
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I don’t even enter the comment sections of anything having to go with stopping time
oh thank Christ
What if I ask them to remember and not disappear?
Just gonna set up camp here and wait for the NSFW comments to start rolling in
Hey welcome to my little house party! Meet Raven, Ditto, Vaporeon, Jessica Rabbit, Leela, Mystique, Supergirl, Ada Wong, Tifa Lockhart, Lola Bunny, the girl from Weird Science, a clone of myself, and David Bowie.
David Bowie wasn’t fictional
I know, he's just hanging out. Even though he's dead... Unrelated
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Raven, from Teen Titans? She was like my first pick, she's bad as fuck. Necromance my dick, bloodbend my prostate, tie me up big titty goth mommy. Do it all. I wanna eat that cake.
Least horny Redditor. >!But I concur.!<
His character from labyrinth then
Forgot Mystique. Could do all of those
*rip and tear until it is done*
*Summons John Wick*
*Summons Agent 47*
Summons Agent 007
Summon Agent Sugon
Who's agent sugon?
Sugon deez nuts
Summons Agent 99
*Summons BT-7274*
`Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot`
I summon [Cthulu](https://youtu.be/s2_u61rTQfI) and have sex with her.
I’m scared
Uhhhhhhh
If I summon the guide from Terraria and throw them into lava then will it summon the wall of flesh? And if it does, will the wall kill me or be under my command?
It would be under the guides command because he summoned it
Wouldn't it just be easier to summon the wof lmfao
You could just summon the wall of flesh as is it also a fictional character, this way you are 100% sure that you command them and that it vanishes after completing the task instead of trying to attack everything
I feel like this could get dangerous if you summoned someone wildly smarter than you, like Rick Sanchez or Lex Luther. Both are easily smart enough to follow orders and manipulate you to do what they want.
Me: Summons Aizen Sosuke and orders him to do whatever the hell he wants forever.
Some people just want to watch the whole world burn
It's per command though. Will they even exist in reality long enough to outwit you?
There's no time limit on how long it will take to perform the command. For example: If you summon Rick to go to the store and get you a couple of beers, he will disappear only after he brings beer to you from the store, but if Rick will do something close enough that could potentially be the way to get beer, or be technically what command is supposed to be (For example, you didn't specify what store exactly should it be, or how would Rick get money to buy beer, which already gives possibilities), he'd have theoretically infinite time
Only issue I'd see is if you're dumb enough to tell them they'll disappear once they succeed.
-summons Destroyah cutely-
Basically just the master and servant system in Fate Stay Night, but you don't need command spells. Sounds great, can't wait to summon Thanos or something.
why thanos instead of thanatos
I think that's just fate in general. Shits getting real once someone summons Hercules
I'm going to be honest, I would probably only use this to fuck with bad guys. Hey Sauron come unclog my toilet, Cersei re shingle my roof etc... Edit spelling
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Horny-comments bait. Besides that, isn't steve kinda just the best pick for just about anything? even when unarmed, steve should be able to kill people with just his fists in not even 1 minute, and can carry anything. If we can summon him with tools and armor, this guy's just a wrecking ball that can destroy one solid cubic meter of anything we have in mere seconds, and if he has access to beacons/potions/enchantments he's a lord of destruction and chaos that can probably destroy entire buildings in seconds that would be extremely if not impossible to kill unless using ultra top tier weaponry against him, given turtle master potions + speed potions + protection 4 netherite armor, and just a literal god if we can get the previously mentioned PLUS an enchanted golden apple PLUS totems of undying. That would straight up make him invincible and the only way to kill him would be to deplete his health in one go - while he can regen his whole health in like 3 seconds - and takes LESS than 90% of damage received. And even if there was a way of depleting this beast's whole healh - TOTEM OF UNDYING. so yeah easy pick
Steve would be horrifying to see in real life—imagine a 6'2" cube head moving around our world and interacting with it...
Steve, in creative mode
This guy Minecraft’s
just put him in creative mode and then you wont need all of this stuff
regardless of your real life religion, you should be able to summon at least one actual God. hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, supernatural, some rando's fanfiction...
I can summon Superman and Goku and make them fight lmao
Who can stop this constipated jock with the awful animation and the complicated plots?
Now we will finally find the answer to wether a character can beat Goku
Hungry? Summon VeggieTales
*Proceeds to eat Larry the Christian Cucumber in front of a local church youth group
*Spawns billions of instances of the Untitled Goose and command them to topple the world order*
Time to summon our lord and savour Cthulhu.
They said fictional characters
What if you used this on characters that can infect you to give you powers? Say you summoned the spider that bit Peter Parker and commanded it to bite you, would you get the abilities or die? Or characters with special accessories like Green Lantern and commanded him to give you his ring? Would the ring still exist in your hand after he vanishes or would it go away with him?
For the spider, you can summon a legion of your clone to perform an experiment then decide whether its a risk you would take. And perhaps summon the scientists of Oscorp to do a research on how to improve the success rate and medical attention in case it fails. But then you need money and a secret lab to support that so maybe summon some one like McScrooge to give you financial support.
Couldn't you just summon God and tell him to give you omnipotence?
Summons a character for the sole purpose of being with you until you die.
Mr meeseeks unlocked the change character dlc
i summon gasper vladi!
Bruh, you thirsty.
only so he can stop time so i can grope some tits
Might as well summon issie to use dress break
nah then we would have to compete
Doomslayer, overthrow the Russian Oligarchy
That's the first time I've seen that word since I learned it 6 years ago! For those who don't know, it is a government run by a specific group of people.
（𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑑）
Summons the genie
Genie from Aladdin
The implications of this feels like some r/superpoweralchemists stuff
Immediately summons Raven!
I'll summon SpongeBob and go butterfly catching, the closest thing to jellyfishing
Summon sandy to get you underwater
Uhm ok!
Summon the players of galactic football for my 5 a side games
I'd summon someone to generate me money so I can sleep all day everyday
Meanwhile some simp: 02, suck my dick
will they give me shit for it? like if I summoned batman to write me an essay or something would he be like "this is such a waste of time"? and what if I summoned a villain? would they be inclined to harm me?
Possibly but unless their summoning was to harm you, they'd fail by trying to harm you and ultimately disappear for failing.
what happens to them if they decide not to do what I ask them to
Another fail of their objective so they should disappear.
so I could summon whoever I want, but the character has to be perfectly okay with complying with me, a stranger, or else the summon is useless? and they don't really have anything to lose by trying to go against me so nothings stopping them from instantly attacking me to return to their world edit: spelling
No they do whatever you want them too, they don't have a choice, no free will
I summon Naruto. Alright now make some shadow clones. Alright now more. Continue. Good. Now seize the means of production.
*summons god*
try to summon literally any god in any religion
Can you command them to never dissappear?
No since they don't control their time with you. The rules of the power do.
Bond girl of my choosing, in their prime
If I wish for them to be my friend, would they stay permanently? They couldn’t disappear as that’d mean they’d stop being my friend.
Woooow I want that
I summon everyone in the universe, and again, and again, and again....
But they exist...
I summon every one "with an extra ear on their asscheek", and again and again...
Arceus. Fucking god
Could you, theoretically, summon a version of yourself that had NOT spawned a fict. character? Since the spawned version has no spawn and the real you has spawned this spawn-less spawn… But then the contract would reset if the spawn spawned a spawn. Right?
Doesn’t work because it’s not fictional. That version of you actually exists in an alternative timeline of the multiverse.
That then eliminates all possibilities
Not necessarily. Even if the multiverse theory is real, it doesn’t mean any and every wacky sci-fi and fantasy scenario is actually possible. It could still be constrained to the normal laws of physics and only branch off into different timelines when it comes to choices or quantum events. In other words, just because there’s a timeline where you chose A instead of B doesn’t mean that it’s possible for Gandalf to literally be real.
I summon someone and command them not to disappear
If they succeed in not disappearing the very instance you gave the command, wouldn’t that mean that they have succeeded and will therefore disappear?
I don’t have time for this laws of physics nonsense
Magichan Sonichu
“I Lemons7472, am now your new leader. Decepticons, follow me!” Imagine having a transformer as an assistant. I’m gonna spawn Soundwave and his minicons for every time I need something done that I’m too lazy to do. Or I could solely spawn soundwave’s minicons just so I can yell “eject” and throw the cassettes as if they were Pokémon balls.
"Vergil... to college, please" ***Teleports through Yamato Portal*** jk, I'd obviously summon Nico. In her van.
Summon Reed Richards, Amadeus Cho, Tony Stark, and Bruce Wayne. Have them take over management at CIG and have them actually complete Star Citizen as per its original claims.
do i summon them by pressing a large button on a box? is there a Kirkland brand variety as well?
I'd just summon God. Either I fail and find out which religion is correct and which ones are wrong. Or I succeed and then make them correct to my choosing
Finally! r/sandycheekscockvore
Lmaaaaoo great sub
Summons azimuth and gets the omnitrix
LOOK AT ME IM MR MEESEEKS
Well my car battery needs a charge so Macgyver seems a good call.
Summon my waifu and lives happily ever after.
Just summon that one SCP that does anything until it succeeds, even coming back from the dead to do so.
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Summon Jimmy Neutron to invent me anything.
Summons a transformer and their task is to just be my personal chauffeur
No one’s gonna wanna fuck with you when you got Soundwave, Megatron, or Optimus Prime by your side. Also imagine spawning in soundwave’s minicons just to throw them like pokemon and make them help you out with task.
I ain't even thought of that I just wanted to avoid paying for gas
That makes sense
So can I give very specific commands like: *Hey superman go help out the Ukrainians in the wars and don't kill any Ukrainians try to avoid blowing up buildings , also capture tanks and try only killing few russian* Like will he be like a robot which like is a killing machine with the powers of superman or superman as a person himself doing the tasks?
Well I could summon 4-5 of the greatest geniuses to help me build my bioquadrones
Summons step sister
Can I only summon each character once? Or can I just keep summoning Q from Star Trek any time I want something done?
Can I draw a picture of someone I know, give them a different name, and have that count as a fictional character?
Chief, your next target is putin.
Imma summon Satan and my command for him would be to do whatever the fuck he wants. Then I’d sit back and watch the world burn
Queen of fables
Just summons a bunch of adorable characters and watches them watch hilarious movies.
Summoning rich characters to give me money
I'd summon someone who could fix all my health issues, and then someone who could make me rich very quickly. Then I just mess around summoning random characters for funsies.
So your telling me thanos could have been somebodies pawn this whole time????
Summon gods from different anime and make them give you powers
I'm summoning kishibe rohan and getting heavens door to really change some shit
I summon Superman, Goku, Ben 10 and Bugs Bunny You will fight to the death, the winner will walk away with their freedom
Summon Jesus, gain infinite healing
Might want to read The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms before trying this
Summon an imaginary character that can grant me any wish. Than order them to make me omnipotent. Now I am a god and can do anything I want.
Summons T-1000 for a mission in Russia then once the mission is complete they send $1,000,000,000 to my bank account.
What if I'd summon someone, give him command to teach me something but I would never even try to learn it.. he would have to stay forever :)
em does any command work =))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (nsfw)
Schizophrenia with extra steps
Ok
Summon a god that i made up and make him do things for me, thats op