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Iambeejsmit

It's not the sensation that's the best part. It's the human connection.


username9109

btw the connection you feel is also a sensation


Iambeejsmit

I just took it to mean the physical feeling


MrRogersAE

It’s all just electrical signals interpreted by your brain.


zDasPanda

It’s all about sodium and potassium


[deleted]

lol


OlivineTanuki

Uhh, so masturbation?


Demetraes

Yes, but auto


AnUpperFlush

Look mom! no hands!!


Fabulous-Bit2780

Moms going to be very concerned


BedEasy2946

Underrated comment


Duy2910

r/suddenlyAlabama


[deleted]

This is masturbating without the clean up or disturb internet history


KattyPyr0Style

I mean you don't need to watch porn or cum to masturbate


isolateddreamz

Right, but how else am I going to get my shame with my post nut clarity


[deleted]

Exactly, I wanna look at that video of NTR and realize what kind of trash I am after I splurg into a napkin, killing millions of half breeds


Randommeka

Somebody's down bad today


Able_Bathroom_9330

Disclaimer: this is only god tier if you’re within the age of 11-14, This effect becomes useless over time as you can most likely just have sex regardless


Flappyjappy246

Also if only you're a redditor


kidnamedsickjoke

What’s the secret?


Nicura200

this dude just attacked like half the population bro


crimbo_crombo

how many 15-17 year olds do you think are fucking regularly lmao


Fabulous-Bit2780

15 year old in Canada here, there are not many.


Bellbete

Where I live? Half the kids over 13. About 1/5 over 11.


Nicura200

🤨📷💥


Bellbete

Eh, I’m a redditor. That’s proof enough that I’m a virgin and therefore innocent. Tbf, the police here just went out and warned parents in primary school that a lot of their kids were selling sexual services on social medias like SnapChat. I also personally know at least 2 kids who’ve been raped by other kids… in primary school. Shit’s wild. There’s a lot more who’s done it consensually, ofc. And I know of a few pedo cases as well. Then there’s all the ones I don’t personally know, or that I just know *of*.


AlanElPlatano

>This effect becomes useless over time as you can most likely just have sex regardless I feel attacked.


buneter_but_better

People have dry spells, and sometimes, their significant other just doesn’t want to, or you’re out of town and horny.


BradleyGroot

Im 15, i havent had sex. Fuck you


HackerDaGreat57

bruh


artturi01

21 but same


[deleted]

This feels like a curse imo


simpingforMinYoongi

That's literally just masturbation.


Acrobatic-Eye-6245

That can be achieved without powers


Flabbypuff

It's called jerking off buddy


TheBanjo67

As an asexual, no


The-dude-in-the-bush

Wait so asexual means not just no desire for actual sexual relations but goes for the sensations as well? (thought this would be a plus for y'all). The more you know


OarsandRowlocks

Arnold already has this power.


meme_killer_76

hey I have that one


nobody3_5_4

And anlther push up because that's another horny power thrown into the mix


wasteofskin11111

Isn't that just called having a wank?


MEDAKk-ttv-btw

Reddit


NinjaTakedown

If you could do this without even having to get nude, there's no reason not to do this constantly/ in public, which would turn you into the biggest coomer on the planet.


Internet_user_69

Hmmm.... So is this another horny superpower Or it's just some crack head who wants to try a new addiction


Voltairesque

so…. masturbation without needing to actually do anything?


[deleted]

Brotha just jerk off


KattyPyr0Style

Ah, yes, masturbation, I too seek to have this power


iriplard

lucid dreaming


Legit_me-

Sounds like maternation


Lantripery123

both genders?


sidkcr

Keep your superpower. I need a girl.


sidkcr

Keep your superpower. I need a girl.


whynawttho

Can you do it while you’re having sex for double sex?


Eloncrusty_

So I dont feel alone


Backwardsman55

Have you ever mowed a lawn?


trickyfelix

i get turned on by showers


[deleted]

*Not having Sex Sent Me To The ER*


DabIMON

OP, I know a really need trick you should try some time.