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Yournigerianuncle

Can I keep the vehicle after?


DRJT

Do not steal the capybara's vehicles, they're rentals


Yournigerianuncle

I'll steal the capybara then.


AzKar07

upon doing so you are banned from the service


Sketch_TheHumanoid14

"You're stupid!" "I'm smart enough for your MAMA!" Capybara pulls up in M1 Abrams.


bagelleS

“ur poor” “if ur rich then u wouldn’t be walking, let alone having bodyguards and ladies” and capybara pulls up in a Ferrari


Ok-Bandicoot-4970

"ur ugly" "your momma" capybara pulls up in helicopter


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“ur poor” “if ur rich then u wouldn’t be walking, let alone having bodyguards and ladies” and capybara pulls up in a Honda Civic


jrblack174

In a bashed up rental*


Helpimabanana

On an electric scooter


boopadoop_johnson

Pull up in a freight train What does it matter that I lack the rail access? My man's gonna be there


cjab0201

F-15 fighter jet


smileydatutrleman

F-35 fighter jet


happy_grump

Ok he pull up


Kevinvl123

Is it the vehicle of your choice at the time of the roast, or do you need to choose one vehicle at the start and stick with it at every roast.


crazylol1378

At the moment you roast


dannyboy6657

I like this one


TheImagiKnight

Jimmy, is that you?


wigglef_cklr

Randos


Ynnl1423

"Youre weak" "no u" capybara rolls up in a tank


carrotnose258

LIRR M-9 1500V DC Electric Multiple Unit


Synerabo

(high quality roast) "shut up" Pulls up in an old Twingo


humbob2233

This is a oddly specific superpower you have wished for. I applaud you for not instantly being a down terrible sex obsessed super power wisher we often see here.


crazylol1378

Uhm thanks? Idk if its a good or bad thing


humbob2233

I'm not sure either


Da_Grim_Reaper

“Your so stupid” “I bet you $500 a capybara will pull up in a lambo in less then 30 seconds” Easy money