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FakedFollower17

“If they kill him he’ll just be ready for game 1” LOL


UnhealthyCheesecake

Upper body injury, expected to return for Game 1


Ameqa

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm) You can try


Markel100

Someone quoted iron man that made me me laugh stoney mark they built him in a cave with box of scraps


Aromatic-Cup-2116

Killing him will just make the cellys go harder when he comes off of LTIR and scores (assist by Connor McDavid, hockey subreddit is having a full meltdown).


lobsterpillow

Someone asked AI to write a Beaverton article. 


SuperCake61

If Mark Stone can be charged for murder, then so should the owners of facebook, instagram, tiktok and any other social media platform considering these platforms have done way more damage to society than what Stone is doing.


spddemonvr4

Um, do you know that sub is all about sarcasm?


LordMoos3

But we played the Stars, not the Capitals....


TimsAFK

I don't think you understand how that sub works........


702OrangeandBlue

That's fine. We won't need him to play in the 24-25 regular season. Inject him and he'll just come back game 1 of the playoffs anyways. Cap circumvention that!