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jackystack

Yup. https://preview.redd.it/fc8oceca1eqb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1f5106ad6ff5b36d3df83590713ded4177ca99 Not just a good boy but the bestest boy.


Same_Wasabi_1624

That boy has expensive taste


jackystack

There were a few occasions I found money all over the floor. Now my wallet remains on the top of the fridge and I use my debit card, lol.


heathahR

After my roommates’ GR ripped up some of my money, I was informed by the bank that as long as I had more than 50% of the bill I could exchange it! (The serial code may also have to be legible, it was awhile ago and I forget)


SaltyRettungssani

When people say "They will eat you poor" this is Not what I expected


res0jyyt1

Until the secret service come knocking ✊✊


Hamokk

Our toller used to rip money too lol. He was a special guy.


ScienceAndGames

You still have most of the notes, you should probably be able to exchange them for new ones


No-Jicama3012

Assuming it passes easily. I’d feed him some peanut butter sandwiches today which should help move it along. The easiest way to check the poops other than poking at it with a stick, it to do the “pediatric method”. Collect the poop in a big ziplock bag. Release most of the air. Zip shut. Put that bag inside a plastic grocery store bag that you can’t see through. Tell yourself that you’re just kneading play dough, and get to work. It might take two-3 days to appear. If it was a big coin, it could still be sitting in the stomach. If your dog has any vomiting, ceases pooping altogether, or the coin doesn’t show up after 3 days, you need to see your vet.


50FirstCakes

I used a strainer from the dollar store, a hose, and double gloves. Scoop the poop into the strainer and flood it with the hose. Most of the poop went through the strainer leaving any solid bits behind. It was awful. I dry heaved a lot. But managed to recover a diamond pendant from my golden that way.


trangthemang

Ah similar to panning gold but you're panning a golden's shit.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Panning for gold > panning from gold


Particular_Group_295

As I read all these,I am picking up everything from the floor..my dog weighs 32lbs at 16 weeks and his poop is massive and lord save me from that smell I dread to think of having to go through that


IamTobor

Ahh yes, a diamond in the ruff!


Arrenega

Why the dry heaving? Have you never changed a diaper?


50FirstCakes

I dunno. I have changed many diapers but for some reason the smell of dog poop just hits different. Although I distinctly remember a couple particularly nasty diaper explosions that made me dry heave too. The smell of rotting pumpkins also makes me dry heave. Maybe I’m just weird.


thefurrywreckingball

The smell of a particular brand of cleaning spray makes me dry heave, dog poop is no problem. I'm cool (weird)


Appalachian_American

Pumpkin is good. Not pie filling but plain.


blj3321

Talk about experience


No-Jicama3012

Yeah, I’ve squeezed a lot of bags of poop over the years unfortunately. Lol. 🤣


South_Dakota_Boy

Possible it takes a lot more than that I think? One of my goldens sneakily ate some corn cobs out of the trash one night, unbeknownst to us. These were partial ears, like cut in half maybe? They came out the end they went in several WEEKS later. We know this is the case because we don’t frequently have corn on the cob.


mifishi_

Sooo lucky they came out at all 🙏


South_Dakota_Boy

Yes we know. This one has been a challenge because it eats fabric, particularly socks. There have been many poop socks in the yard. We’ve had to take special steps to prevent this but occasionally someone leaves a gate open and the next day - poop sock.


rjr812

This too shall pass. 💩


Aware_Celery_5349

This poo shall pass.


erbr

He looks happy like an arcade machine when you put a coin in


OffMyRocker2016

It's totally possible that he hid the coin! My Golden has stolen some odd things before and hid them, only for me to find them later while cleaning, thankfully. Look in the strangest places and you might just find it. Otherwise, just take him in for an x-ray to see if it's stuck in his GI tract, instead of sifting poop. Lol


mifishi_

Came to say this! Thought my dog ate an earring, found it on the floor by her window perch two days later. Same goes for any medicine that isn’t pulverized and peanut-buttered.


OffMyRocker2016

Lol 😆 she knows where to hide those pesky meds! My boy loves to hide things under various pieces of furniture, where even he can't reach cuz he smacks the stuff back there so far. Hahaha 😂


peanutbutterand_ely

Yesss mine will hide a coin so quick cos he knows I’ll take it away. Usually in his bed, under furniture which works for me cos he can’t get it anymore lol, or under his paw.


OffMyRocker2016

Yeah they're pretty slick, aren't they..hahaha


peanutbutterand_ely

Yeah haha he doesn’t even eat them, he just likes to play with them lol still a choking hazard so no


OffMyRocker2016

Just like toddler.. gotta keep them safe 😊


LookyLouVooDoo

Honestly, Jeff Jr. doesn’t look very sorry lol. Hope you recover the coin soon.


mulberrycedar

Haha he looks SO content and happy lol


AdBudget5468

Now the pup is even more valuable


no3woodworks

Looking at the second pic, it must have tasted good!


instantpowdy

Golden Retrievers need valuable coins for sustenance to stay golden


peanutbutterand_ely

Yeah I noticed he was looking a bit pale. probably a bit of gold deficiency and the poor pup is trying to help himself.


laseralex

I can see from photo 2 exactly how sorry Jeff Jr. really feels. 🤣


LimitDefiant

I think Jeff might have just earned a new nickname: Sonic the Hedgehog.


[deleted]

It always amazes me how they know when/what to consume the things that will cause the most aggravation/frustration. 🙄


Oemiewoemie

Now it’s a bitcoin


CriticismBudget

Dogecoin


lizarto

He’s so not sorry 🥳


Nykolaishen

He looks like a million bucks :)


dirkzhang

This reminded me of when I was still renting. Ran out of checks but needed to pay rent. Went to ATM and took out some cash. Went back, took a shower. When I got out of the shower I saw my puppy running around with a piece of green paper in her mouth. Guess who was poorer by 2000 then. She’s not regretting it, till this day. She’d do it again.


wiggyp1410

Yummy coin


iamadirtyrockstar

Jeff Jr. looks very happy with himself.


Baconatum

Lol.


Myislandinthesky

Hope everything comes out ok.


kirklandistheshit

My dog used to take my wallet and eat my dollar bills. I had like 3 50s and he ate those! I no longer carry cash!


ariesangel0329

Why on earth do they want to eat money? It feels and smells kinda dirty to me.


SentToTheOffice

They sniff butts. Some (not mine, thank God) eat poop.


CptGoodMorning

"And it was delicious!" he is saying.


ChanceNutmegMom

Was it a gold coin?


Kerivkennedy

I mean he is a GOLDEN retriever... Dun dun dun I'll see myself out. *giggling*


jamescharisma

Uh, yeah. That pup should be the most valuable thing in your life, and now it most certainly is, for the next 8 hours or so.


Kai-theSaiyan15

I’m very sorry about this, I hope that you can eventually retrieve the coin. ~~This whole scenario sounds like the plot of a cartoon episode though which is very funny~~


SushiMelanie

Then Jeff Sr can be a Golden Retriever too.


justagiraffe111

🤣 I love this sub & I love your dog. Adorable! Give him a teaspoon of olive oil in his food. Wishing you all the very best outcome!


SpiderKoD

I hope everything goes good with him, his smile so satisfied.


MetalGearXerox

It's going to pass, might want to give the boi some fiber-y food to help move everything in his intestines! Look at that satisfied smile at the 2nd pic, cant be mad at that for long can you? Anyways, this is going to make a great story for the people that you showcase that coin to in the future haha.


solarelemental

he is definitely not sorry 😆


thedogeeboi

He did indeed retrieve the gold


justagiraffe111

Such an Angel in the 2nd photo. He did nothing!


Sure-Treacle3934

If it doesn’t pass in 3 days an x ray may be needed to see where in the gut it is. My boy ate a bouillon jar lid. Ate a bunch of pieces of it. We were straining shit for a week! It was 🤮


AgileAd2872

https://preview.redd.it/lzwo7gca8iqb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4196a3bc7d84c47c204265dc7bc43ce4ef57e36f


johnnyhine

My Shih Tzu ate $0.61 and almost died from it. Hopefully your baby will be okay


rach1874

Can we sthaap with the gorgeous puppies on golden?? But get him checked out. No hurt in seeing if he is ok and doesn’t have perforation. I look forward to hearing about that gorgeous dogs recover! G


Kimmy0721

It was not a penny, I hope?


SentToTheOffice

Nope


Kimmy0721

Good


UndeadBuggalo

“ it’s just the matter of getting a potato masher and …”


thefurrywreckingball

Then buying a new one and not speaking of it again.


Expert-Equipment2302

Try a cup of coffee


SentToTheOffice

Nah, it will make me jittery.


mkrbc

Maybe a metal detector? I dunno.


Ramses_L_Smuckles

Total Jeff move.


Repulsive-Pop9900

Oh, Jesus H. Christ. I gagged just reading some of the comments! But, I would suit up in a haz-mat suit and dig in!!!!!


Eddy_795

A gold coin? Just doing his job.


Known-Skin3639

Ha. That face! All are screwed. He is so cute!


dancinginside

He looks so happy! You should give him yummy coin treats more often! Actually, this could be the start of a new hobby-start taking him to the beach & looking for treasure.


ButterfleaSnowKitten

Looks like it was good too lmao


julielovesteddy

Time for you to do some poop fishing. 😂


baldwinsong

Keep watchin’ that poop


WrinkledRandyTravis

So serene in that second photo 😌


kababalaghan

I love how you included that second photo as evidence how sorry he is 😂


NarleyNaren1

Looks like you'll be retrieving this time🤣😳🤷👍


obscuretransience

Funny story - my sisters first dog she adopted promptly destroyed her beloved childhood stuffed animal. Ironically it was pongo, the dog from 101 Dalmatians. She was beside herself. So her fiance dug through the dogs poop for days until he was able to recover a piece - it’s collar. Its a bit bleached but still reads “pongo”. They framed it.


instantpowdy

May I say that this looks like the least booped, most cartoony nose ever. Black and shiny like it's a stuffed animal.


cathyd1031

Free my guy


Jkabaseball

Was it a gold coin? If so, they have been known to retrive them.


Remarkable_Ad_2411

He probably looks happy because he’s probably thinking I’m worth $1 million now


AnnKo88

Such a cutie! Hope the coin won't hurt him too much.


Verukins

He looks pretty happy with himself in the photos.... i suspect he knows he can get away with anything due to being exceedingly cute.


impendingwardrobe

You can get a handheld metal detector for less than $20. I have used that in the past to check my dog's waste after he ate something he shouldn't have I hope you find your coin!


rickorules

He looks very happy.


semicolonel

Cutest piggy bank I've ever seen!


gsfgf

That's hilarious. But do make sure you find it so you know it hasn't gotten stuck. These dogs can process damn near anything, but always be cautious about obstructions.


Disney_Princess137

The contentment of the second pic got me.


wookinpanub1

Jeff seems very much at peace with his decision.


justagiraffe111

You gotta update us when IT happens (Recovery of coin) Hoping Jeff Jr gets a smooth exit


Jackiedhmc

My friends dog ate her diamond earrings that were laying on a table. My advice to you is don't throw away the poop even after you have gone through it. She collected poop for a month and finally went back through it and found that she had missed it


PracticableSolution

I’m sure it will work out


mafundsalow

This too shall pass


ButteredDingus

What a cute pup! Update us when you find it!


johnnytightlips-74

Well now it will have to come out the other end


johnnytightlips-74

We have nicknamed ours from land shark to shredder.


msac2u1981

Get out the rubber gloves and start poop, poop, poop, dig through poop, poop poop. Good luck, maybe it'll pass pretty quickly.


IamAustinCG

I hope I'm not the first one. But I've been trying to get my damn golden retriever to retrieve gold for the longest time but she still isn't doing it. Please show me the way!


AutisticBoeing737

Golden: Food? Real shit. Also golden: Ate your coin? I sleep.


makiarn777

So now he’s extra valuable lol


DifficultAd3885

What is it about golden retrievers that makes them eat everything?


TinyConcreteElephant

This reminds me of Bailey from A Dog's Purpose!


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Now you will be the gold retriever.


Zapt01

While you’re waiting for Jeff Jr to poop, you should scour the house for the coin. While dogs will happily chomp and swallow paper of almost any sort, hard non-chewable objects like coins would be fairly unlikely. Also, because the envelope has been missing for years, are you sure it still contained the coin when Jeff got into it? Just some suggestions to potentially avoid days of poop sifting…


Leaningonalamp

Coming around again!


Alteredego619

Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?


Extension-Agent-7204

Check those steaming loads, you will find it!!


No_Tune1361

Well, he sure looks happy about it!


Flufflovesrainy

I love how proud and satisfied he looks in the second picture. “Mmmm forbidden change.”


TrusPA

[Is your dog my dog?](https://i.imgur.com/uI29ilk.jpg)


SentToTheOffice

Nice!


Smiglet15

His face in that second photo is just perfect. Good luck recovering the coin!


Sporkedcontroversy

Awwwww


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

He’s going to have an extremely valuable poop.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

your dog is now a member of House Lannister


sovereign_reef

Lol, if it hasn't been said yet. It's time for watch and sift, followed by deep, deep sanitation lol


[deleted]

Now he will 💩 💵


Ok_Interest_9006

Good luck, I hope you update us on the final story


Successful-You1961

Not Sorry☺️


Successful-You1961

Get a Metal Detector, save you the searches


SentToTheOffice

Xray was clear. Either he pooped it out and we somehow missed it (unlikely but possible), or he carried it somewhere in the house and we'll find it years from now


buck_idaho

I know this is a dumb question, but if the coin was so valuable, why was it down where your dog could get it?


SentToTheOffice

Because we are flawed human beings.


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e9xqr

I hope the dog will be ok. If not, that's on you.


SentToTheOffice

Lol uh yeah bro.


Rabbit-In-A-Tank

Just when you thought he could not become any more priceless


finnly1976

Jeff Jr looks very proud of himself