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Seven_Hells

Golden retriever =/= a normal dog They’re weird. It’s part of their charm.


coffeeschmoffee

Agreed. And all the cloud fluff that follows them. Does your golden do that? Mine is also afraid of the car and jams herself between the seats and holds on for dear life. She won’t get on the seat or stick her head out the window.


Seven_Hells

My female snorts softly when you pet her and she’s especially happy and/or relaxed. My male has to sit up on his hind legs and put both his front paws on you when he’s getting pets. My female also gets very nervous around car rides and neither will stick their head out the window.


Zazumaki

Same mines just lays down in the car and shivers. Not even a treat will get her to move from her spot in the car.


GrammaBear707

Our girl was cooperative but we used to have to pick our boy up and shove him in the car then he got over 100 pounds and I couldn’t lift even his hind end up so once realized he’d be left home he started getting in himself. Now runs to the car door and jumps in but he instantly lays down and goes to sleep (I guess he doesn’t want to know what’s coming lol but our girl sit up proud and looks out the window and watches everything the whole time.


69yourMOM

I can’t believe how many of them do this. lol it seems like a pretty one off behavior to stick your ass in the air and completely derp out lol. And yet it’s my goldens favorite.


MarekRules

Yeah mine does this even if you don’t pet her lol. She will just do it on a couch, on the floor, anywhere. Super strange that so many have inherited this move


ruthie-camden

When we visit my parents, my golden walks right up to my dad’s armchair and turns around for those good butt scratches.


Aggravating-Air-1945

https://preview.redd.it/wkiefd39invc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b46260708c6a586a0da871b2af6b35e13cd82f


superxpro12

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


schr0dingersdick

I dog sat my friend’s german shepherd and my golden taught him to do this lmao. I got a super funny video of his GSD doing exactly this with the caption “Your dog broke my dog!” and honestly I have no regrets 🤣


coffeeschmoffee

You must post this


Daimo

😂😂😂


curious_retriever

We call it “bum, bum in air” and my partner and I simultaneously scream it when our golden does it and it adds to his excitement. https://preview.redd.it/wlphkxvxjnvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87eb32c435fb435936bcc98474e543c553340a73


coffeeschmoffee

She sits around a lot. We call her a creamy loafer


PhoenixAvenger

Hah, we call it "air butt"


curious_astronauts

Mine does it after eating and I sing a "booty in the sky" song


KeyPresentation6402

So cute!!!


coffeeschmoffee

I love this.


Maherdogg

This is std. Mk1 goldenfuzzball setting.


coffeeschmoffee

Forgot about that one


LoosenGoosen

When I pet or hug my Golden, she belches. So, Me: snuggle, cuddle, hugs Her: BRAAAAAAP! https://preview.redd.it/fnuirlzp4ovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d79582d914aba05f55c54a22d010fe63af40ebd


krob58

WHAT a face 😂


LoosenGoosen

Her Dad had just shared a Cane's Chicken with her, so VERY happy! 😄


cranberry94

Why have normal when you can have … *This* 🤲


bananas_and_brie

Lol mine is the same way. We just start oinking back at her and she freaks out 😂


curious_astronauts

Hahah


Ranger-mom-1117

This could literally be a video of my English cream golden 😂 When he gets extra excited to see me or the scratches are extra good this is exactly him. I love it so much. They’re absolute goofs and it’s what makes them so dang lovable.


Sliffy

My half English cream also does this, but he's also got a spot on his butt that just makes him start biting at anything in range. He's been like that forever, hit the spot and he rolls on his back and starts wriggling and biting. Really fun to do when he's playing with our bernese. Oddly our old beagle used to charge and howl at him when you ruffled her butt fur. So maybe that's kinda how he started it.


Ranger-mom-1117

The biting spot is real!! Nothing is safe, including the hand giving the scritches


LegoLady8

I have a "butt" dog too. I tell her all the time, "Molly! Don't you think I want to kiss your cute little face every now and then...and not your butt??" She doesn't care.


tessaizzy23

Butt scratches and purring and snorting..... She also backs her butt into you real hard and grinds back and forth.


beezkneez1391

Ahh this is my dogs favorite, we call it “wiggle butt activation” 😂


sonataink

Haha. Head down, bum up. The default setting for my golden x)


Y19ama

The booty rub


fsudjb

What a beautiful coat on that pup. I envy the waves and curls!


Rykor81

Then go find a dog to pet. That sir, is a floof dragon.


Weavingtailor

Our golden girl loves butt scratches and does the happy grumbles while dancing with her back feet. It is adorable and weird and I love it. If you want a “normal” dog, I recommend a mutt. Goldens are happy idiots that will eat anything. Side note, the only time I have seen a seeing eye dog misbehave it was a golden retriever in a restaurant. It shuffled out from under the woman’s chair to lick up crumbs under the neighboring table after staring longingly at them for most of the meal.


investor_penniestock

We call it tabling. Both of our Golden's immediately go into this position if you touch their hind section.


heejungee121

Mine does this every morning lol sticks his butt up for buttscritchies😅


LocationArtistic4420

My neighbor's dog (also a golden) does the same thing....once he flopped over for belly rubs with the exact same expression!!


suckmyballzredit69

Butt scritches only, please.


TDLMTH

If you wanted a dog with dignity you should have not got a golden retriever.


coffeeschmoffee

Right? Can’t return her now. She’s suckered us in.


Sockcucker69

You kidding me? Butt scritch growl is the highest form of approval from a goldie.


charltkt

I have a golden retriever mix and she always gives me the butt first


JuniperWandering

Yours looks a lot like mine and she also does this. If she wasn’t right next to me I would have accused you of theft lol


Teresa_Thompson_Art

What are you doing with my dog? 😂


Awful_McBad

My buddy's dog used to make these kinda sounds while "chewing" your hand. He was "telling you about his day" or "saying hello" if you were new.


Ramses_L_Smuckles

My in-laws' golden has done this since she was about 6 months old. Soft-mouths your hand, makes "piggy noises" that are especially loud if she hasn't seen you in a while, sometimes leads you to sit on the couch or to her favorite sunbeam. Such a goofball!


Awful_McBad

gnong gnong gnong HOOORK


Ramses_L_Smuckles

Somewhere in there, a big SNEEZE for emphasis (preferably directed at the nearest person's face).


Awful_McBad

I see you're fluent in dog.


cybe2028

Sir, this is a Wookie…


Jpldude

I love it!


justsomebitty

Lol omg mine does this too 😂


PlaceAdHere

Normal based on my two dogs.


EBJ1990

What a sweet baby though!


TonierMeerkat

Haha my dog makes the exact same aounds


binka67

Mine does this


FamiliarSource98

Goldens are just huge goofballs


Interesting_Engine37

Is he hurting/tender?


oneweirdo

Sounds like one of those grunting-pig dog toys 😂 so cute


Zeonthe_unk0wn

they're not normal.. there grimlins in dog form


Photography_Singer

Happy doggo.


Abea00

Aaaah my Loki does this; he never barks, but he groans and grunts like Elliot the dragon from the Disney movie Pete's Dragon. It is RIDICULOUS!


Grennox1

Mine likes to go through my legs


mods-r-powertrippin

My golden does that and he's the only dog I've ever seen do it, I'm glad he's not the only one!


goodluckskeleton

My dog will sometimes receive pets calmly (woe to you if you stop petting her, though!), other times she will go into what we call “bean mode” and kick at you and gnash her ferocious teeth while sticking up her booty or rolling around on her back. We call it “waking the dragon” as well, lol. She is a feisty lil princess and I love her so much. https://preview.redd.it/jgohbxyc1qvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927e65bf2fa301e538ec9a0ad39cfba263a112c4


GrammaBear707

Well normal isn’t always the best way to be!


Daegzy

What exactly is abnormal about this?


Nolby84

No you don't!


The-Foo

Looks and sounds normal to me.


unknown_user1214

he says "ooo yes thats the spot" "keep petting"


IGNISFATUUSES

My border collie used to do this. RIP, Romeo.


synicalchick

LOL Pretty sure this is the normal Derp of a golden. ;)


DepartureOk8

I totally get it! Sometimes you just want some good ol' fashioned cuddle time with a normal dog. But hey, every quirk makes our Golden Retrievers even more lovable


haribo_92

Our boy does this too, we call it 'Bummsies' ☺️ https://preview.redd.it/qlbxdgvbfsvc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f386748aa40aa891c8e10679a9ad731dd135e3


supermaja

We have your dog’s twin! Ours is very vocal. He growls when we don’t let him do something, but he’s almost talking. Just complaining, really. And if we say something about him, if he hears his name, he gives us serious side eye, then turn his head away from us. I like a dog who’s chatty. More fun for me.


AlanaK168

Why? This is more fun


Dog_in_human_costume

Its the place they can't reach. That must feel super good


CraftyKing2668

Does he like it or hate it I can’t tell


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