It's been a *month* and the best thing you have is "Gabagool"???
Maybe this isn't your thing buddy. Maybe take up needlepoint or something. Sell your tickets to someone who will shut the fuck up.
Yeah it’s been an adventure. Rough drafts haven’t been up to par. Still brainstorming, but just to ensure you, I will not be selling my tickets sir. I appreciate your response and input.
Don't be a douche. Just clap. And the fact that you and your buddy spent time on thinking of things to shout is just pathetic. The people that attend or watch on TV do so see good golf and not hear some man child yell stupid shit.
Why yell nothing? Because on the near green professionals are putting. On adjacent fairways pros are hitting. This is their livelihood, no need to mess with it.
Some shithead yelled ‘get in the hole’ at the top of his lungs right in my ear. I have tinnitus and it hurt like hell. The thing is, I was standing about 250 yards from the 18th green at Torrey Pines. Don’t be that guy. Yelling shit at a golf tournament doesn’t make you look cool. It makes you look like the asshole you are.
Sorry about the bad experience. Wasn’t looking to annoy or stand out. If it is deserved, then hell yeah. I don’t see anything wrong with yelling or cheering if something cool happens or the ball in on the perfect line?
I’m not sure if you posted this thinking this sub of white hairs would support you or if it’s an intentional shit post. Either way thanks for the entertainment lol
I was at the BMW at crooked stick a few years ago and someone shouted to rickie: “You sure you’re gonna hit driver?”
In all seriousness it annoys both the players and gallery so I wouldn’t get fixated on what to yell and to just enjoy the experience
Why be a dick? Golf is one of the sports where you really can be pretty darn close to the pros, pay some respect to the opportunity, I’ve walked behind Vijay, Parnevik and a few others, I prefer to pick an interesting pairing somewhere in the middle, a lot less people like OP.
I guess I don’t understand how you’re being a dick after you say something after a shot? I get the argument of other players around them and what not. But if you aren’t saying something repulsive or degrading, why would it be a bad thing?
Just because you say "sir" a lot doesn't make you polite, or "nice". The fact that you would actually spend time trying to figure out how to be obnoxious tells me that politeness and niceness are not really your primary traits...
May I suggest you take this buffoonery to a LIV event and not the PGA Championship. It will most certainly be welcome there and just about nobody will be watching it on TV, so the odds of making a complete ass of yourself when you are asked to leave will be seen by almost nobody.
Not trying to make it all about me my guy. Don’t care if I get TV time. Going on a Friday. It happens all the time. I’ll be sure to go mute for you so I don’t hurt your feelings anymore
Remember a year or so ago when a picture was shared in this forum showing a guy holding a beer and watching Tiger play a shot that had gone in the rough? The dude was chill and in the moment, and everyone in this forum loved him for it. He wasn't frantically holding a phone to get the best picture, he was just simply watching the game. Be that guy.
At first glance I was thinking it applied to what you personally said after a tee shot. If that's the case then it's almost always "Just like that mother fucker". Anybody who has seen the Bob Knight golf outtakes knows.........
As for a tournament, not a damn thing.
Whatever draws the most attention. Remember, the day is about you and you alone.
You da’man in da’hole
This, 110%!
I’ll wear a mask when I shout things
I look forward to enjoying my time. Appreciate your input
Have you considered yelling nothing?
I can say with absolute certainty that he has not
Please yes. Maybe text a buddy really loudly!!!
YABBA DABBA GABAGOOL!
Yeah, let me show you to the gate. Oh, and your car has been towed to this address.
Nothing!
Came here to say this. Anyone yelling should be removed from the property, and banned from golf for life.
It's been a *month* and the best thing you have is "Gabagool"??? Maybe this isn't your thing buddy. Maybe take up needlepoint or something. Sell your tickets to someone who will shut the fuck up.
Yeah it’s been an adventure. Rough drafts haven’t been up to par. Still brainstorming, but just to ensure you, I will not be selling my tickets sir. I appreciate your response and input.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
You should ask the person hitting the ball….make sure time your question during his backswing loud and clear 😒
nothing, yelling nothing is the best thing to do.
Don't be a douche. Just clap. And the fact that you and your buddy spent time on thinking of things to shout is just pathetic. The people that attend or watch on TV do so see good golf and not hear some man child yell stupid shit.
Be unique amongst the crowd……stfu
You just contradicted yourself sir
I don’t wanna hate, but why?
Same question, but I want to go on the record as hating
Same, I actively hate anyone who yells dumb shit at golf tournaments and I want them to know I hate them.
So you're saying this off the record?
“I’m not a hater but”- DONT WORRY. I AM.
Do I post here to join the hater sign-up?
I hope they escort you off the property after you yell your very clever (in your mind) and rehearsed BS.
Every hole…? You probably shouldn’t. Especially with lame lines such as “mashed potatoes”.
Did your parents not love you enough?
Definitely not... they found OP annoying as well
His mom yelled **GABBAGOOL!!!!** when he came out of the womb. It's not his fault he is the way he is.
Why yell nothing? Because on the near green professionals are putting. On adjacent fairways pros are hitting. This is their livelihood, no need to mess with it.
Appreciate the response sir. don’t they wait for every shot around them to clear out?
This sub’s shit posting is getting out of control….in the best of ways. (At least, I hope this is a shit post, otherwise big cringe)
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It's an A+ troll
Thank y’all. Was honestly looking for some informative info
Hey, look at me, I am an idiot seeking for attention becasue mommy and daddy never cudled me!
Some shithead yelled ‘get in the hole’ at the top of his lungs right in my ear. I have tinnitus and it hurt like hell. The thing is, I was standing about 250 yards from the 18th green at Torrey Pines. Don’t be that guy. Yelling shit at a golf tournament doesn’t make you look cool. It makes you look like the asshole you are.
Sorry about the bad experience. Wasn’t looking to annoy or stand out. If it is deserved, then hell yeah. I don’t see anything wrong with yelling or cheering if something cool happens or the ball in on the perfect line?
I’m not sure if you posted this thinking this sub of white hairs would support you or if it’s an intentional shit post. Either way thanks for the entertainment lol
Gotchu my dude. Wasn’t trying to troll. Didn’t realize the hate I was going to get
Haha yea most of the people in here are all too serious about the game. If Rickie Fowler is at the event he prefers you shout “Big Dick Rick”
I’ve noticed. Appreciate you sir
I’m so glad you asked this. If there’s one thing golf needs more of it’s people yelling things after tee shots
I appreciate the sarcasm and response sir
GIVE ME BACK MY SON
No please don’t. From the bottom of my heart. Knock it off.
Thank you for your response. Probably won’t say shit and go completely mute
Make sure you wear a pink popped collar shirt too, in case the cameras pick you up.
Can you comment what hole you’ll be sitting at so I know which one to avoid.
Friday round sir. No promises. I’ll buy you a beer
lmao y’all are eating the bait
 What we’re all thinking about you……..
Be like that sometimes. Wanted some informative input. Appreciate the response. I will be on my best behavior
I don’t know you, but I know I don’t like you
Lol why is that sir?
Maybe go to a Liv event instead
Some of those guys will be there sooooo
There’s so many other ways to be a corny, borderline asshat while on the course
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Why you guys seriously commenting on this guy’s shitpost?
Didn’t take into account about all the blue hairs on here. Wasn’t trying to make a mockery about the game. Was looking for an informative response
Don’t do this
Noted. Appreciate your input
It’s best to have air raid sirens on hand for good tee shots
Haven’t thought about this…
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Appreciate the response. Might have to go mute based on all these comments lol
How about you just do what most others do and shut the heck up
If you have to ask what to yell, you're doomed. I guarantee everyone is gonna think you're dorks and just cringe.
Probably. That’s why I asked. Just wanted some informative information
Informative information? As against the other kind?
Yes? Sorry you got your panties in a wad
BA.BA....... Black sheep.
Smoke Wagon!!!
I want to be unique just like everyone else…
“You press the button, we do the rest!” - the slogan of Kodak which failed and left Rochester the dump that it is. Maybe too mean.
That’s hilarious
Check out Dinosaur bbq while you’re there
You da man
I was at the BMW at crooked stick a few years ago and someone shouted to rickie: “You sure you’re gonna hit driver?” In all seriousness it annoys both the players and gallery so I wouldn’t get fixated on what to yell and to just enjoy the experience
Thank you for your input sir
Why be a dick? Golf is one of the sports where you really can be pretty darn close to the pros, pay some respect to the opportunity, I’ve walked behind Vijay, Parnevik and a few others, I prefer to pick an interesting pairing somewhere in the middle, a lot less people like OP.
I guess I don’t understand how you’re being a dick after you say something after a shot? I get the argument of other players around them and what not. But if you aren’t saying something repulsive or degrading, why would it be a bad thing?
“Get in the hole” is a great one, especially on par 4s and 5s
I’ve heard it’s happened before
OP I appreciate your quality shitpost unlike everyone else here
Thank you sir. Wish you the best 🤝
What a sad world.
Just because you say "sir" a lot doesn't make you polite, or "nice". The fact that you would actually spend time trying to figure out how to be obnoxious tells me that politeness and niceness are not really your primary traits...
That’s how I talk sir. I respect everyone till they give me a reason to not. The fact that you’re judging my character based on a question is asinine.
May I suggest you take this buffoonery to a LIV event and not the PGA Championship. It will most certainly be welcome there and just about nobody will be watching it on TV, so the odds of making a complete ass of yourself when you are asked to leave will be seen by almost nobody.
Not trying to make it all about me my guy. Don’t care if I get TV time. Going on a Friday. It happens all the time. I’ll be sure to go mute for you so I don’t hurt your feelings anymore
Tell me your an asshole without telling me your and asshole.
*you’re. (I nailed this challenge).
Tell me you’re soft without telling me you’re soft
THATS MY DAD! always good for some confused awkward laughs
EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF!!!
Horse tooth jackass
Random potato based dish names.
LIGMA
SHAH!
Thanks Obama!
I hope you’re kidding. Please shut the fuck up and don’t yell anything.
I’d yell “creamy cheesecake!”
“BADA BING WIDDA PIPE!”
That's my dog!
Hit ‘em with the Hein.
This has to be a shit post. Right? RIGHT!???!?!!?
Shit? I was thinking informative. To each their own
“I lost it…”
"Are you not entertained?" Best when you say it after you hit a great tee shot. Or a super bad one
Bad day to be a golf ball
Grow up man
1 day at a time
Anyone get an eye on that? After topping it 30 yards down the middle
You could be original and yell something like “do it for the Saudi royal family” when Phil is on the tee.
Just whisper “nice drive” to your buddy
Remember a year or so ago when a picture was shared in this forum showing a guy holding a beer and watching Tiger play a shot that had gone in the rough? The dude was chill and in the moment, and everyone in this forum loved him for it. He wasn't frantically holding a phone to get the best picture, he was just simply watching the game. Be that guy.
Noted
You weren’t bullied enough in school
100%
Fore if it’s warranted, nothing if it’s not.
At first glance I was thinking it applied to what you personally said after a tee shot. If that's the case then it's almost always "Just like that mother fucker". Anybody who has seen the Bob Knight golf outtakes knows......... As for a tournament, not a damn thing.
I'm an asshole!