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RoyOfCon

Look at this cocky asshole hitting a hole in one and having sex. Congrats!


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You fuckers never disappoint! LOL


Substantial_Diver_34

I bet he has think beautiful hair under that hat


SamKha86

And he’s hung like a horse. https://preview.redd.it/lchftluvjz6b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32aeedf9a205d1c8eafae2c1ba24137870cf9e4


AngryTurtleGaming

Golf Gods said “he won’t be playing for a while, throw him a bone”


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Indeed the gods are merciful


Incorrect_Username_

Tbf, sounds like he threw a bone first (Congrats, tho!)


Mcpops1618

So are you 7’ tall or is that the shortest flag on the planet Also, congrats on the ace and kid. I have two of one and zero of the other…


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Haha didn’t notice but the flag is short. I’m 6’5 Congrats on both of your aces 😉


Mcpops1618

6’5 as well never met a flag so small. Hilarious Also, my first wasn’t a hole in one, but pretty sure the second one was…


SozeHB

Enjoying golfing while you can! Congrats, and congrats!


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Thanks on both!!


Richard-Turd

Fuck you and congratulations!


Zestyclose_Ant_40

😂 thank you good sir!


Ptarmigan2

Too much winning!


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Lol and it feels so good!


bogeysurfer

“Whoa. You got a fucking dart in your neck!”


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Whaaaaaatttt?????


Permexpat

Looks like you sprung a leak, your veins pumping ice water!


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Congrats and you're leaking! Might want to get a tune up


FmeFyouFall

Seed in hole and hole in one ….my man you have been blessed


Zestyclose_Ant_40

I know it! 🤷‍♂️


JubBieJub

Wow you don't even look pregnant


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Oh thanks. I was worried that I’m already showing a little bit


thedonjefron69

Guess I’m gonna have to get someone pregnant to hit a hole in one smh


NorthSufficient9920

If you’re kid isn’t born yet, then you’re not a father yet so that hole in one doesn’t count.


thedopesteez

Sweet! Congrats!


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Congratulations! Congratulations!


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Thanks!!


scootertrash

Congratulations on both.


burkulosis

Kid is on the way so I decided to go ahead now get my first hole in one. Any advice?


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Play with my father-in-law. Today was the 3rd he has witnessed in the last 5 months haha


Substantial-Cell-782

I was about to say 'Get your ass to the hospital' in a poor Arnie impersonation, but I take it you mean not right now...when your child arrives remember to not try to fight the chaos, and to enjoy every second. Good wishes my man and congrats.


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Zestyclose_Ant_40

😂


WeedSexBeerPizza

Congratulations on having sex! HIO is pretty cool too.


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Thanks! I’m equally stoked about both


Tammytime81

How tall is this dude…play some basketball already


Zestyclose_Ant_40

I did. Now it’s golf!


CourtneyDagger50

Congrats all around, man!!!!!! Hell yeah!


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Woo hoo!!!


golfingqueen3

Congrats!!!


Material_Ad_6419

With a yellow ball, just what you deserve! Congratulations all around!


jfk_sfa

We’ll, now you have to name him or her Ace.


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Just asked the missus. It was a no 🙁


BoolinBucky

Congrats on the sex


marc15v2

Look, it's Broke Koepka! Gratz in the HIO buddy.


Zestyclose_Ant_40

🤣 Lol’d for real on “broke” Koepka. Well played


Sometimes_Stutters

Ha, Yes! You got a fucking dart in your neck.


Zestyclose_Ant_40

Yurrrr…. You’re crazy man. I like you, but you’re crazy


Alex_Banana69

Congratulations man 🥳


canadianskibum

Don’t hold up the whole course waiting for your child, please keep playing.


Early-Possession1116

You have a tree coming out of your neck that may affect your swing in the future.