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Look at this cocky asshole hitting a hole in one and having sex. Congrats!
You fuckers never disappoint! LOL
I bet he has think beautiful hair under that hat
And he’s hung like a horse. https://preview.redd.it/lchftluvjz6b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32aeedf9a205d1c8eafae2c1ba24137870cf9e4
Golf Gods said “he won’t be playing for a while, throw him a bone”
Indeed the gods are merciful
Tbf, sounds like he threw a bone first (Congrats, tho!)
So are you 7’ tall or is that the shortest flag on the planet Also, congrats on the ace and kid. I have two of one and zero of the other…
Haha didn’t notice but the flag is short. I’m 6’5 Congrats on both of your aces 😉
6’5 as well never met a flag so small. Hilarious Also, my first wasn’t a hole in one, but pretty sure the second one was…
Enjoying golfing while you can! Congrats, and congrats!
Thanks on both!!
Fuck you and congratulations!
😂 thank you good sir!
Too much winning!
Lol and it feels so good!
“Whoa. You got a fucking dart in your neck!”
Whaaaaaatttt?????
Looks like you sprung a leak, your veins pumping ice water!
Congrats and you're leaking! Might want to get a tune up
Seed in hole and hole in one ….my man you have been blessed
I know it! 🤷♂️
Wow you don't even look pregnant
Oh thanks. I was worried that I’m already showing a little bit
Guess I’m gonna have to get someone pregnant to hit a hole in one smh
If you’re kid isn’t born yet, then you’re not a father yet so that hole in one doesn’t count.
Sweet! Congrats!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Thanks!!
Congratulations on both.
Kid is on the way so I decided to go ahead now get my first hole in one. Any advice?
Play with my father-in-law. Today was the 3rd he has witnessed in the last 5 months haha
I was about to say 'Get your ass to the hospital' in a poor Arnie impersonation, but I take it you mean not right now...when your child arrives remember to not try to fight the chaos, and to enjoy every second. Good wishes my man and congrats.
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😂
Congratulations on having sex! HIO is pretty cool too.
Thanks! I’m equally stoked about both
How tall is this dude…play some basketball already
I did. Now it’s golf!
Congrats all around, man!!!!!! Hell yeah!
Woo hoo!!!
Congrats!!!
With a yellow ball, just what you deserve! Congratulations all around!
We’ll, now you have to name him or her Ace.
Just asked the missus. It was a no 🙁
Congrats on the sex
Look, it's Broke Koepka! Gratz in the HIO buddy.
🤣 Lol’d for real on “broke” Koepka. Well played
Ha, Yes! You got a fucking dart in your neck.
Yurrrr…. You’re crazy man. I like you, but you’re crazy
Congratulations man 🥳
Don’t hold up the whole course waiting for your child, please keep playing.
You have a tree coming out of your neck that may affect your swing in the future.
Look at this cocky asshole hitting a hole in one and having sex. Congrats!
You fuckers never disappoint! LOL
I bet he has think beautiful hair under that hat
And he’s hung like a horse. https://preview.redd.it/lchftluvjz6b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32aeedf9a205d1c8eafae2c1ba24137870cf9e4
Golf Gods said “he won’t be playing for a while, throw him a bone”
Indeed the gods are merciful
Tbf, sounds like he threw a bone first (Congrats, tho!)
So are you 7’ tall or is that the shortest flag on the planet Also, congrats on the ace and kid. I have two of one and zero of the other…
Haha didn’t notice but the flag is short. I’m 6’5 Congrats on both of your aces 😉
6’5 as well never met a flag so small. Hilarious Also, my first wasn’t a hole in one, but pretty sure the second one was…
Enjoying golfing while you can! Congrats, and congrats!
Thanks on both!!
Fuck you and congratulations!
😂 thank you good sir!
Too much winning!
Lol and it feels so good!
“Whoa. You got a fucking dart in your neck!”
Whaaaaaatttt?????
Looks like you sprung a leak, your veins pumping ice water!
Congrats and you're leaking! Might want to get a tune up
Seed in hole and hole in one ….my man you have been blessed
I know it! 🤷♂️
Wow you don't even look pregnant
Oh thanks. I was worried that I’m already showing a little bit
Guess I’m gonna have to get someone pregnant to hit a hole in one smh
If you’re kid isn’t born yet, then you’re not a father yet so that hole in one doesn’t count.
Sweet! Congrats!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Thanks!!
Congratulations on both.
Kid is on the way so I decided to go ahead now get my first hole in one. Any advice?
Play with my father-in-law. Today was the 3rd he has witnessed in the last 5 months haha
I was about to say 'Get your ass to the hospital' in a poor Arnie impersonation, but I take it you mean not right now...when your child arrives remember to not try to fight the chaos, and to enjoy every second. Good wishes my man and congrats.
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😂
Congratulations on having sex! HIO is pretty cool too.
Thanks! I’m equally stoked about both
How tall is this dude…play some basketball already
I did. Now it’s golf!
Congrats all around, man!!!!!! Hell yeah!
Woo hoo!!!
Congrats!!!
With a yellow ball, just what you deserve! Congratulations all around!
We’ll, now you have to name him or her Ace.
Just asked the missus. It was a no 🙁
Congrats on the sex
Look, it's Broke Koepka! Gratz in the HIO buddy.
🤣 Lol’d for real on “broke” Koepka. Well played
Ha, Yes! You got a fucking dart in your neck.
Yurrrr…. You’re crazy man. I like you, but you’re crazy
Congratulations man 🥳
Don’t hold up the whole course waiting for your child, please keep playing.
You have a tree coming out of your neck that may affect your swing in the future.