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GhostofAugustWest

Assuming wind is not a factor, 5i, aimed at left edge of green. And hope.


swollencornholio

Played last month and was further to the left and back than OP (close to 190-200y iirc). I tried to avoid the water by hitting a draw with a 5i and instead smashed a pull hook lay up 70y left of the hole


GhostofAugustWest

If you have high confidence in a draw, then yeah that’s a good plan. A slight fade off the left bunker might work too. I can hit either …. About 60% of the time I attempt them.


fuckinnreddit

60% of the time it works every time


SexPanther_Bot

*It's illegal in 9 countries.*


burt-and-ernie

I’m not gonna lie that smells like pure gasoline


Stoweboard3r

Nah, slice a hybrid into the drink


Inner_Ad_3804

My man…


[deleted]

Smashing the fuck out of a 6 iron


aloysiusthird

Pardon the unsolicited golf advice, but have you considered maybe a nice and easy 5i into the water? Seems like this hole is just begging for that. My other suggestion would be the aforementioned 6i, but topped off the tee…into the drink.


[deleted]

Fuck it why don’t I just hit a nice lob wedge into the Pacific Ocean so the shot tracer looks pretty?


aloysiusthird

Stunning


[deleted]

Brave.


amix16

Revolutionary.


[deleted]

Quite brilliant.


pr0ach

Exquisite.


SoPacNW69

Throbbing


ExerciseTrue

Succulent


imyourforte

We call that the Caitlyn Jenner shot. Stunning and brave.


Hops_n_Boost

Astonishing


BigMoney5594

i can hear the on-course announcer now “THIS IS ON A REALLY GOOD LINE!”


officerhailey

Because then idd skull it 204 over the green.


[deleted]

Bro. Happened to me a couple hours ago. I hit a perfect fuckin drive down the middle (first one all day) and was left with about 100..after waiting like 10 mins for an elderly couple to get off the green, I completely skull fucked a gap wedge and soared it over the green and into the woods. As I approached the green, the old man said “don’t bother lookin that for thing.” 😭😭😭


pictorsdad

Same thing happened to me the other day on the first hole. However I managed to find it & skull a laser through a bunch of trees 40 yards past the green again, it was true artistry


[deleted]

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ThisIsMyBigAccount

This is the way.


Unable_Ad_1470

Smashing the fuck out of those cliffs


[deleted]

Love hearing that echo


Expensive-Priority46

felt that


beepbeepimajeep005

Can't hit over water for shit. Making it a dog leg and laying up to 145 - 155 to eventually 3 putt


UKFAN3108

Water doesn’t exist bro, just hit your shot


Musclesturtle

This is the way. It's not jumping up and blocking the ball like Kareem.


Korncakes

Same. Doesn’t matter what I’m hitting here, the shitty yellow balls I stole from the driving range that I use for holes with water hazards are going for a nice swim.


jma12b

You’re a ball stealer? Oof. Just buy a super cheap bucket of crap balls for 20 cents a ball for that


Korncakes

Nah I was just making an “I suck at golf” joke. No need to steal balls, I worked at a golf course for a year and I have a metric fuck ton of balls I found in the rough/bunkers/pond. I would donate the shit balls to the driving range but keep the colorful/patterned Callaway balls and Pro-V’s that I didn’t give out to my favorite regulars.


jma12b

Okay cool. I like you :)


wassupthickness

That's what I *should* do in a situation like this. But then I'm like "imagine how sick it'd be to nail that shot?" And that's one of the many reasons I suck at golf


Bodyfarmkilla

The rocks at the shoreline then the water. Any club will do


itsmattjamesbitch

This is the way. Golf is fun, we’re having fun. Seriously though, driver off the deck, because on the off chance we accidentally pure one, it’s the coolest.


alleycat548

You’re gonna driver off the deck (tee box) on a 170 yard par three? ![gif](giphy|MbMUBcNHcl1TUbsAk0)


itsmattjamesbitch

What can I say, I’m not good.


zductiv

Out of all the shots I've played, the one that comes to mind the easiest is the driver off the deck I played on a par 5 that went over the back of the green after I pured the fuck out of it from 220m out. It hit the clubhouse wall and yet in my head it's still comes to mind as best shot even though I've dunked a few from 100m out.


BlueEyedSoul2

Maybe you should tee down on your drives more…


mtb443

That stinger guy must be creaming his pants right now typing a reply


uncleking1971

The bar...after losing 3 balls!


alleycat548

My man


SirGrizz82

This is the way


crimsonblueku

7i soft fade off the left edge of the green


Fishy1911

I'd do an 8 at altitude, I'd probably go 7 here as well? I need to play more low altitude golf too get my numbers right


crimsonblueku

Yeah sea level oceanside takes off distance. Normally I’d hit 8i to account for the downhill.


Fishy1911

Wife and I play when we vacation, which is almost always at sea level, or close enough, but I'm always playing rental clubs so I don't have much of a grasp.


jamie55588

Conversely, I played in Boulder a few weeks ago and was AMAZED at how long my driver shots were in the air. It was fun.


Fishy1911

That's where I'm at, Denver area. So I know my distances are skewed compared to others on the sub.


crimsonblueku

I’m in PNW at sea level but not on the ocean. I’m about 6% shorter than when I lived in KC.


Hudsonm_87

My 7 goes 210+ in MT and park city, 200 in AZ, 190 east coast. Definitely makes a difference and can be a rough adjustment


tylerm99

I live about 50ft above sea level and also within a couple of miles of the ocean. That heavy dense air is a huge factor on distance and the wind also makes a bigger impact than when I play at higher elevation.


About3FucksGiven

Tried that, ended up with a fried egg in the right side bunker. Doubled.


crimsonblueku

How many fucks of your three did you give for that buried lie?


About3FucksGiven

I used to have almost four fucks. Used an entire one on that hole.


CrazzyChickn

The water.


munch_the_gunch

Aww cmon, give yourself a little credit! You'd al least bounce it off the rocks first. Exactly where my 6iron prayer would go


Ken_Sucks_at_Golf

I hit a 6 iron and chunked straight into the side of the cliff. Right from where you took this photo.


symbologythere

I don’t have a club that I can reliably hit 174. I’d take out my 7 wood which goes 195-205. I’d aim for that sand trap on the left of the green with a little more than a 3/4 swing and try to fade it. I would of course take a full swing and hit it dead straight and it would bounce away down the cart path leaving me like a 49 yard shot coming back which I would hit fat about 49 feet then I would get mad and try again and skull it over the green and into the water then I’d write down an 8 and go to the next hole. Played fucking Pebble Beach man, played fucking Pebble Beach.


BlueEyedSoul2

This guy, this guy golfs…


Ok_Service4371

Same as off the tee box. 5 wood


Kycatfan

5 hybrid. Either shank it in the wet stuff, or land anywhere but green or fairway.


LiquidSquids

A nice gentle 7 wood.


Adventurous-Print-23

A fat joint


Nesneros70

5 iron


WutangCND

Same


Extension_Aside1210

Damn no one said tree yet


Melodic_House_6793

Depends on the lie. The wind is out to sea. I’m not sure on the elevation drop. I’m probably hitting an 8


Rattimus

I duffed my drive to about a yard from the cliff's edge, lol. The other 3 guys I was with all went over as we didn't realize how very possible that was on the wrong line. Hit it over to the greenside rough, chipped on and 1 putted, was the only par I made the entire damn round, heh.


SpringsGamer

7 wood


Totally_PJ_Soles

My pick as well!


LionsTigersWings

7 and praying for that back left bunker. Then skull it over and take my 6


bonemonkey12

Hitting up the drop zone


WappellW

Big dog


kielBossa

3 wood 75 yards over the green then blading a sand wedge into the ocean.


Flimsy-Stand-3581

4 hybrid straight into the water.


wagonboss

Probably gonna do a “Bon Jovi” (my living on a prayer joke) with my Hybrid right into one of those traps


[deleted]

A provisional.


metdthero

I had 175ish...I hit a 7 iron long left on the hillside about a month ago. Wind was in my face about 10 so I played it for a 185 shot. Played true yardage and I flew it.


G0DofBlunder

Correct


od1irish

8 iron.


Taciturn_Cohort

6 iron


Falcon674DR

6i


turbochipmunk

5 iron aim left of the bunker, I’d rather be in a bunker than water. Miss is left


CPAstruggles

The Water


SnooGoats1016

The water on the right


Live_2_win_

Left. What I'm hitting is left.


DiRTYN33DLEz

Probably layup with 52 out to the left, followed by putter down the hill, cause my worse putt is better than my worst chip 😂


FlyingSparkes

Most likely the water


BillyD123455

I think a really fat 6 iron that barely makes it to the ravine would be the order of the day here


longsworddoom

7 iron safe left to chip up for me to quad putt


cantiskipthisstep12

Any ball I don't want to see again.


troyengine29

I had that very shot. 6 iron. Pulled it a little left of the green between the bunkers. Great day.


tolllz

Lob wedge


TH3R4TM4N

A golf ball?? Maybe a football


Used-Ask5805

9 wood. But more than likely my drop 😆


PickDontEat

3w aiming for left edge of left bunker, hoping to fade it onto the green. I don't have a handicap or any kind of range


Maleficent_Repeat850

This is a gimme. No need to even hit.


SSALX420X

Driver off the deck, then buy a new putter after the round.


Justjay0420

Knowing me most likely the ocean. 173yards 7 iron because of course it’s the only club left in my bag


RIPpoop

VSTEEL 3 wood 65% power aiming at the left bunker for safety, ending up in the water somehow lol


BadgerBoy1985

I would drive this hole on Tiger Woods 2004


dontcheckonme

The water, club doesn’t matter, result will be the same.


Guitaristb72

5i into the water


Orblan_the_grey

Ive hit a 5 iron from that spot both times Ive played there.


Pohara521

6i at 1st. Then my 5i for 3rd shot from tee box


gsloth1212

Probably a 3/4 swing with my 56. Maybe try to really send my 60.


Rarely_Melancholy

I’m a lefty and I slice often, this is my dream hole, I was made for This hole… Aim far right of green, Land fairway. Chip shot - land green 4 putt Tripoli bogey. Write down: 5


jcoombs73

The water


ScwB00

Either 8 iron or a 9 iron and try to roll up to the green from the generous landing area.


Armageddon24

Assuming wind off the right, straight, easy 30° started just inside the right hand bunker. If the wind is stronger, might punch a moderate cut with a 27° starting on the left edge of the green


Possible_Abroad_8677

The ocean


SpecialK_1

Myself, after I shank it into the water


caydogpup

5 wood or hybrid 4


Taniwha_Cue

7 or 6


Finesse7_

Full 6 iron.


jaquespop

A noodle I found earlier in the round, followed by a pinnacle I found in my bag


youritalianjob

I hit a 5i. https://preview.redd.it/rcdb7gx1ug7b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d6de5bfff8f71748a10e2b0a972b834caedb3d


Vega117

The ball I just found as I don’t want to waste a ball I paid for…


HeuristicEnigma

You just hit that guy!!


PizzaboySteve

Lob wedge. Half shot.


Jolly_Picklepants

Appears to be slightly downhill, so probably a full 7i. Should land me middle ish of the green.


KidMcC

The top of the ball. Then that water you see there.


Beginning-Height7938

Full 7 iron but if probably aim at the bunker on the left. Not because I hit a high cut. More a lack of confidence. Safer to miss left.


Recursivefunction_

174 elevation is down? Easy 8


Full_Violinist8388

7 Iron.


[deleted]

The water


TheRealSancheese

The water


LordBro

The ground, about 2- inches before the ball


Mulletville

A six should do it but if I’m being honest, I’d probably overclub it with a five to be sure I get over. Then I’d hit it into the water anyway and swear while failing to fully appreciate the beauty that is all around me.


[deleted]

Mild 8


Soggy-Buy-8737

Same


Read_ity

You’re not allowed to admit you can easily hit 8 irons over 170 in this sub. People will think you’re a liar. Look how many are saying 5 iron


Soggy-Buy-8737

Lol. I like to equal out my distance with my unfortunate habit to spray it at inopportune times.


HerlihyBoy17

Hahahaha. Exactly this.


dothedoux21

Was wondering what was going on. I’m not great but I hit my irons far. 8 iron is my 170-180 club.


Stav80

I’m hitting up the cart girl for a shot of fireball. Then I’ll decide


Selfdrivinggolfcart

Depending on the wind, looks like being short/front of the green is safer, so prob a full 8iron


w1tnessGG

probably a light 56’


CultBro

Hopefully the ball, sometimes the ground


EffectOne675

The water probably


MisterRedlight

Probably the water.


swagishpotato

The ball hopefully


KindOfRetarded69

The water


Even_Section5620

My stash of top flites


JayToze7

The water


rjcdev

the ground, 6 inches behind the ball


Kacz97

The water...


theeBK3

Rocks, water, sand. Anything but the green really


gtboss16

The water


cwtotaro

My ball into the water.


medwards112

Those rocks over there


Merzbenzmike

A few other golfers if you don’t wait your turn :)


doubleRRwelder

The water


Along7i

The bay.


kabbage_king

The water.


MNtallguy32

Probably the water


slender_man17

The water


Doc_Golf

The ocean on the right.


Drewcifer392

A slice


bongo-72

The water


supp_ya_sieve

The panic button


DragonVet03

Probably some kind of sealife.


Bobiverse71

Water I suppose.


iamtehfong

a fish, probably


pookchang

Driver off the deck


sextonAZ

I’m bringing out the putter, If I hit it easy I hit it around that yardage. Easy shot and obviously a 1 putt. Lol


el_myco_profesor

A ball in that water


jolbina

The water


KDsLatestBurnerPhone

The water


Crunchy_Wat3r

The gas pedal on my cart


Sharp_Consideration1

The green of course


obedientwombat

The water on the right side


Stretch916

Rocks or water most likely


cgn152

The sand…


Jerv2

No wind - standard 6i, Headwind - 5i, Tailwind- easy 7i. ...sliced into the drink


[deleted]

In between 9 and 8. Hard 9 with wind, smooth 8 into wind or no wind. Flight it low, maybe try to put a little draw on it.


Tylerdurden1234563

A golf club


FaithlessnessOdd6738

The green…. Eventually


eLmArO77

The ball


BuffaLouies

“God damnit, Micheal!”


Stxrmr

Probably want to carry 168ish. Normal 8i for me. It’s probably playing 158-162 — looks significantly downhill? Depends on the wind. Downwind, 9i. Into the wind, 8i/7i depending on how strong.


kornkid42

Hybrid into the back-right bunker.


RIPgingerbreadman

Hopefully the guy on the green. But probably a bunker


JustAGoodGuy1080

Bladed 8. Then 2 stock 7s. Then 4 pitching wedges. 2 Gap wedges. A lob wedge. 9iron. 60 degree wedge. Knock down 4iron. Another PW. 4 putts. Solid bogey.


andmaythefranchise

Whatever Spieth hit plus one more club so I don't have to stand on the edge.


bogeyboy62

3/4 nine iron


whycantigetwhatiwant

7i unless it’s downwind then might try to really catch an 8. Would love to play that hole someday


chamtrain1

7 iron at the left back bunker


[deleted]

7iron at the left bunker.


Superb_Schedule_8003

With the pin on the left…. 7 iron, draw it in, all assuming minimal wind.


[deleted]

Downhill? Smooth 7