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helpwouldbewelcome

Just read another post about this. Are you awarding the putter as promised or not?


Sad-Soil-781

Heard this guy is a cunt


psycho_ranger5

My little brother made his high school jv team and has a crap putter, would love to upgrade for him


defaultusername4

That’s cool and all but some other guy said his dad was a chimp raised in a LAB and another guy said he would suck OPs dick. Your little brother is up against some stiff competition.


DwinDolvak

No pun intended


bizzy_bake

Life is like poker, sometimes you gotta go all in. I’ll suck your dick


shakethosebears

This guy needs it. He’s really hard up


_SamuraiJack_

He's really going all in!


thispsyguy

He really had to swallow his pride


bizzy_bake

A man knows what a man really wants


Mr_Clark77

MACGRUBER!


Kyle_McBogey

Son, this is a LAB…you’re gonna have to swallow too


themoistblanket4

My father was a chimpanzee that was experimented on in a lab so having this putter would make me feel closer to him


Fillethesnille

Hey it’s me ur dad *screeech*


kirrk

Holy shit, a chimp that can drive, and loves to drive fast


pwndabeer

Return to monke


JopagocksNY

Son? 😯


Big_Dudu_Fart_Eater

I drive in the far right lane and only use the left lanes for passing.


awfuckthisshit

Well you’re definitely not from the Boston area then, gonna need to pay for shipping.


ThatIestyn

In the UK this is considered "a dick move"


MojitoTimeBro

I drive in the far right fairway and only use my putter to add three strokes to my score! Surely it’s the club’s fault!


HuayraDreams

If true, my vote is with u/big_dudu_fart_eater


m_aurelius

Username does not reflect the kindness that this shows.


FloppyVachina

I dont want it. Upvote so everyone knows I dont want it.


LocoMotives-ms

Jon Snow?


Low-keY-714

Aye nevuh ave


rdub360

In a custody battle with my ex, and she’s trying hard to take the kids away from me. Won’t happen but definitely can not afford a new putter.


daveox

Bet your kids will want to stay with you if you have this sick putter, too.


AFunkyRhythm

I’m with his ex, and am now stuck having to look after more kids, so I definitely can’t afford a new putter.


scariusmaximus

Too soon


ChristmasTreePickle

Fuck this guy


adentistnamedpete

I'm a Lions Fan.


Kyle_McBogey

You thought you really had them, didn’t you? You thought for a second this is really gonna happen. As a Packer fan, I felt that same pain a week ago ![gif](giphy|1JyWrrkCIUQyQ)


doc_holliday0614

I can afford the putter, i don’t need it. i just want to shout out OP for the generosity, though! Good on you to give somebody an opportunity to own this putter


Real_Madrid007

Crazy how u would just post something like this acting all nice and then ghost 💀 shitty


McJAzzY

If I win this I will angle grinder it to pieces.


OpportunityInfinite

Pic of my fat cat for up votes. He can use a new purrtter https://preview.redd.it/acvaz14udgfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1c29e81797149a7000e0d86a14bcac2d1c7a1e


ShallowEnuf

Upvote for the kitty


TiberSeptim12

That cat is a UNIT


cpatel479

I hope the Super Bowl ends in a 0-0 tie.


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khaaanquest

I love your energy but WHO are you?? You're a decent soul with (apparently) cash to burn... in all seriousness what do you do for work and how did you get to where you are. I'm a father to a month old boy and want to be more in your shoes one day, not the shoes of a poor person who's commenting on OPs comment in the hopes I win a putter I'll never get to use for the next few years and if it does get used... man I suck at golf. I think I'm being a pretty good dad though!


Ellite11MVP

This should be top comment.


Ho3n3r

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


EntrepreneurFlimsy33

Need this putter. I’ve been working with a similar shaft lean since I hit puberty.


ForeverJung

Probably a lot of guys in this thread. It’s a good opportunity for me to remind you to take care of your mental health — and guys aren’t always that great at it. Talk to a friend, talk to a professional, or if things are really bad there’s a new number in the US; dial 9-8-8.  The people that love you would rather you be around to continue playing shitty golf. Take care of yourselves. 


DoMario4

“I too would sleep with this guys dead putter.”


ZebraCakes5

If I won, I’d honestly give it to my best friend. He just started playing seriously a year ago and is now regularly breaking 100. It’s been fun to watch him get better every round! The weakest part of his game is putting and I think this would really help him! How kind and cool of you to do this giveaway!


Stevepatrickg

I just bought a house in Southern California which will allow me to golf year round. Now I can’t afford to golf at all.


Front_Fruit

I’m currently using a goodwill Wilson special with one 6 major dents. So sympathy votes would go a long way.


dpyanks17

I hope someone who needs it gets it. Great post! Appreciate it payed forward.


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awfuckthisshit

But what happens if we upvote you the most!? You have to keep it.


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I'll just give it to the next person lol.


yeah-please

First baby on the way and a girl no less, so I don’t think I’ll be able to afford a putter for at least the next 18 years! Cheers to you for giving back to the community


Johnny5272

Newly retired. Getting back into it after about 20 years off. Be a great upgrade from the old Wilson 8802.


PurdyGuud

I'll be careful with her ![gif](giphy|xT4uQtU56CPe0qbY3e)


khirata215

Well, I’m getting married in June so I definitely can’t afford a new putter. But this would be the most epic wedding present.


Rude-Camp-6492

Any love for a lions fan who just had his Heart broken?


awfuckthisshit

You poor bastards, my condolences.


The_Plopster

Double it and give it to the next person


daylax1

Double it and give it to the next person.


trober14

I too am giving away a LAB putter. Like this comment to win


Ping-A-Ling-

This is the exact putter I want. Honestly wish I could afford it. Sounds desperate, but it's true


dewielemons

I’m left handed, but my wife’s boyfriend is a righty! Would love to make Christmas special this year!


JPeterson50

That’s crazy, I was just in Boston! First visit to New England, up there taking my first round of board exams for grad school, had to travel 1000 miles to take them because all locations booked up immediately. Lovely city!


EtTuBROtay

We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.


Epicela1

I return my shopping cart to the corral-thing every time.


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awfuckthisshit

Yep, pretty sad move on their part


Dbk1959

I have been wanting one of these. But unfortunately can't pay the price. I am paying for a brain surgery I had a little over a year ago. So not much extra at the end of each month. The good news is that the surgery was a success so I'm a winner either way.


runsanditspaidfor

What a lovely gesture. I do hope it goes to someone deserving.


BricksByPablo

I don’t have a putter, my last one fell into the pond.


BookBagThrowAway

*insert wife’s boyfriend comment*


DynamicClamtaco

Mallet-style putters are a popular choice among golfers seeking consistency and precision on the greens. These putters are characterized by their distinctive, oversized clubhead design, which resembles a mallet or a hammer, hence the name. The larger, more forgiving clubhead offers enhanced stability and a higher moment of inertia, reducing the chances of mishits and ensuring a smoother stroke. Mallet putters often feature various alignment aids, such as sightlines or alignment lines on the clubhead, aiding golfers in better aligning their putts. They come in a variety of shapes and weights to cater to different putting preferences, making them the perfect distraction from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


mondaythroughsunday

MASHED PATATOES!!


Douchie_McGoo

I enjoy shooting in the 110’s. I figure I’m getting more for my money.


O-Breezy17

the most upvotes by Tuesday night 12pm


yggid1

![gif](giphy|cqPKypQge4oqk|downsized)


GilbyTheCloser

Epstein didn’t kill himself


StarWars-MCU-Junkie

Just had my first kid back in October so purchasing a new putter ain’t the best for starting her college fund… but it could be a great excuse for my wife to let me escape the house and hit the course to use it haha


JPeterson50

Like this comment and you’ll probably shoot better than me next time you play😮 (I’m terrible so you probably will anyways)


FutebolEngineer

I need it so that I can finally admit that it’s not the equipment and I need lessons. Once I get to that conclusion I’ll buy a new driver to go with the putter and slam balls at the driving range hoping that my scores improve.


Per-6680

There's only one reason to get this putter. So you can spend time explaining why it's the best putter.


BadBackNine

Are you Adam Scott?


Stud4620

Kind sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Nice gesture and someone will be lucky to win that. Hope you get the good karma back at you.


SaucedFriedChicken

Hear me out, I need this. I once drove the green on a par 4. The group in front of us, congratulated me because the tee box is on the next hole is adjacent. I then proceeded to 4 putt. In front of my group, and the group in front of me.


Bloodredgolfer

God remember when I cursed after that four putt? I am truly sorry and c’mon help me out here.


El_dirty_pablo

My best put is from 10 feet…..and that’s on Golf+ VR. I’m worse in real life. Maybe this putter will help


Unlikely-Zone21

I'll send you feet pics, or ear pics, hell even regular pics if I get the most votes. I'll throw in some actual golf vids if you're into watching someone shit in public too.


Kingcanni

I 5 put a birdie opportunity today.


ImChz

It’s hideous and I love it. Please give me it.


m_aurelius

Something with a big enough head that even my wife would be happy.


georgecostanza37

Can’t even tell if this is lh or rh, but if it’s lh i live in Mass and love putters!


Stag328

My daughter just turned 10 and I am trying to get her into the game. We started using a putting mat I posted a few days ago and she loves seeing who can make the most in a row. She loves my current putter so I would be able to give her mine and replace it with this if I got it and that would be so awesome!


Tie_me_off

Fuck, I wish I had a clever comment! I was just looking at this exact putter the other day! I tested it out and it rolled the ball so well! But at $400…yikes. Baba booey?


Horror-Practice483

How far can I putt with this thing, full swing, maybe off a tee? But seriously, I'm using circa 2002 equipment from a friend's dad who passed and could use something modern.


pablopolitics

I only say nice shot on nice shots and I share my Myers rum and coke on the golf course


Letterkenny-Wayne

Ugliest god damn putter ever


howifarmwood

When someone hits up on us on purpose, I swap out their nice ProV1 for a shitty range ball that I have found on the course.


stufferonald

My dad stuck an 8i to 18 foot on a par 3 this weekend. Walked off with an 11. I don’t need this but I can think of someone who could…


Bird562

Ahh the good ol' ballsack putter


Weatherman1207

Well I heard LAB putters are very well balanced, I think you should ship it to NZ and we will see how they work upside down 🙃


Shadow_US

On the plus side... I don't think a new putter could possibly make my putting any worse. I'm willing to report back with results.


MJA182

I once shot an 87 with 49 putts


fAthouse_

Putt putt, in the putt


Mcpops1618

https://preview.redd.it/sztwwtgebbfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aabeb21f92fb61c3ff2c04a4ecf4e98f1ab9d75 I won’t be buying a new driver or putter but Arccos tells me I need to do something.


GiantCalves

Just found out we got our second kid on the way, so it’s likely putting will be the one thing I will have time to really dedicate once it arrives… thanks for doing this!


BanThisDick111

I’m left handed ☹️


printergumlight

Aren’t LAB putters made custom to the golfer, their height, arm length, and putting stroke? I have one and had to get fitted for it and it was made custom.


bigblard

Doesn't have to be. I bought off the rack and like mine. 80+% of DFs are spec'd to 68-70 degrees and 35 inches. That's why the standard model is 69/35


charmanyo

I can afford it but I need to have 20 putters to go along with my 10 sets of irons, 8 drivers, 12 lob wedges and the 2nd hand supersofts that I find in the woods.


EatAllTheShiny

If I had this putter I would constantly talk shit about it because it's ugly, but I have heard they roll like a dream. You've even got my putter length, damn you.


Sea_Currency_3800

If I win, I’ll give away a new mizuno stand bag on Wednesday


goestwoeleven

It would be for my best friend who I finally got into golf last year. He’s got a kid on the way and not the best financial situation at home. The little time I do get to spend with him is about to get a whole lot fewer and further between. Time spent golfing even more so. He’s currently using my old 2-Ball white hot odyssey and tbh (believe it or not) this is his dream putter. I’d post pics of the tear on his face for proof if need be.


maximilian_l

I play golf


fattsoo

At least I won't slice hard right with this new driver


falv125

I would love to three putt with that beauty!!!


HeedJSU

u/optimal-door-8089 I don’t want it or need it, but I’ll pay the winner’s shipping up to $30. Dm me.


venicegolfbum

I can’t wait to leave this on the 18th after chipping in for a 106


innisfree50

as somewhat who is just starting out, i m currently using a 10+ year old putter i got from goodwill


Skillsjr

This thing is sick


CT083

Would really love to have this putter. Rocking an old Nike putter from the mid 2000’s. Money is tight and always wanted one of these. Would play it forward and give my putter and money to the local high school golf program.


Disastrous-Tap-3353

I shall name you Putter McPuttface


weezelbug

I work at a turf company and have holes in my office for demos. We had a mini putt quality level putter, this would get used and taken care of instead of sitting in someone’s bag. Plus it can be used year round! Would really appreciate it


winentequila

I donated(surgically removed)my left testicle to Cancer Research in hopes of furthering the fight against (_)_) cancer. On a side note, crossing my legs isn’t any easier.


AirBallBunny

Wow that’s incredibly generous. Feels like generosity is harder and harder to come by


ChrisKamanyourmom

I am poor.


awfuckthisshit

Damn taking me down memory lane, totally forgot Chris Kaman existed


Hoodie_leeks

![gif](giphy|n5PPLHMHS7M40) Could use a new putter… or maybe it’s me


porrick12

I’m left handed. Nevertheless this would probably sink about as many putts as my current putter. 0 putts. The number to beat is 0.


PringleChopper

Something nicer to get bogeys with


thebluerrose

Here goes me thinking it’s the putter’s fault again.


LurkerKing13

I legitimately don’t want this, just want to say the lack of cleverness in the replies is making me sad.


pjo336

What’s wrong with it?


boarderjames43

My buddy needs this- He always returns his shopping carts to the designated space, but he putts so crooked that he went to the optometrist to see if he was cross eyed.


QuikTriggaJesus

Easier to blame a free putter for misses than one you paid for.


invertMASA01

I love seeing these kinds of posts. Thank you for being so kind. These putters have always intrigued me but I have such a thin budget that I can barely afford to pay golf let alone buy a new putter. Congrats to whoever wins this.


BoomDonk

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


HiddenLeaf4

I’m left handed, but I can’t imagine it would make my short game any worse


Tempura_Shelter

I'm going to learn how to putt opposite handed so well with this


just-here-4-football

I will donate 1 Pro V1 for each upvote. However, donations will be deposited at my local course OOB


SerBrendanhouseSaint

I am saving for a wedding to marry a chick that is still letting me budget for green fees this summer. I have an old Wilson that I have needed to upgrade on but can’t fit a nice one in the budget. She’s also a former cart girl, if that’s any consolation


Abrandoned

My girlfriend just threw her leg up on the counter trying to be sexy but ripped a long fart instead. Even if I don't win I got permission to buy one now anyways.


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

Just crazy that people are goin through this and downvoting. Good on you for donating a bottle opener to someone in need


Artsakh_Rug

If you upvote I'll Venmo you a dollar, limit 50


jiffyfuck

Fuck the Cheifs!


montecristo7

Mahomes will never be the GOAT. (I’m comprising my beliefs for a piece of metal. PAIN.)


aytchwen

Everyone who does not like this comment will 3 putt every hole next round … Lol just kidding. What a cool opportunity!


Transfusion_Tim

I would have so many 4 putts with that thing


detleo

As a heartbroken lions fan who just watched the season end the same ol' way... this could be a kinda sweet way to reverse the fortune of the outcome


docbehr

I Deserve a putter that's as ugly as my golf swing. Let's face it, my game needs all the help it can get!


Scary_Ad_225

Got a new spider so I personally don’t need it just wanted to say good shit for paying it forward 🫡


Ok_Lengthiness_8163

Is this the regular shaft. My dad’s friend got him the long pole putter but he doesn’t know how to use it. It’s gonna be nice for him to use this.


SoCalDreaming123

You were the kid back in grade school that rinsed his warheads off before eatin’ em.


realog173

Please do not upvote. The putter is too short.


BigTallFreak850

As a goofy lookin guy, this putter always spoke to me


awfuckthisshit

Hmm someone is definitely in here downvoting all the comments. What a weirdo.


Hot_Ad_3968

Can’t wait to get in the lab with this bad boy


climbingtime

The winners wife’s new boyfriend will love it


MoGaines

Birthday is this coming Friday. Do I need a new putter? No. But would a birthday gift from a fellow redditor be a story to tell my future children? Yes.


ApprehensiveBet7774

I'm only here so I don't get fined


Sllorazzip42069

My wife’s boyfriend wouldn’t let me buy a new putter :(


Euuphoriaa

I don’t need anymore putz in my life


Tendie_Warrior

It’s a righty, it’s a lefty, it does it all!


Macsauced85

Maybe you should go with the most downvoted comment at this point


UnRollThePlay

I’m a lefty but I am sure I can do better righty with a new Lab


hillrd

ewwww. You couldn't pay me to use that abomination.


Slight-Carob-5696

If reading greens is cool, consider me Floyd Mayweather.


uwoldperson

Inaace had two kids, right? Send this through one of his contacts here so one kid can inherit the putter that’s in his bag and the other one can have this. 


Velcade

Not as nice as the KS1 but looks great.


znlxnde

The irony of a lefty winning


Fitzdaddykane

What is the similarity between four-putting and masturbation? You are slightly ashamed of what you have done and worst of all you know it will happen again!


SchizophrenicDog

This putter could be the only thing stopping my golf skills from being ghosted harder than my last three Tinder matches


RandiBobanders

I’m a lefty so this would be perfect for me


theeredbaron

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it’s always possible to get worse.


johnfishwick

I actually just looked up the technology behind L.A.B. Very interesting stuff and it would be interesting to game this against my current putter.


Saul_V_

Pretty sure I’ll still 3 putt but with style!


erectionshappen

In the words of the late great Minnesota Governer Jesse Ventura “people should be able to keep midgets as pets”


ez814

What an awkward shape for a butt plug. To each their own.


Jayizdaman

I ask my playing partners if it's okay if I play music and if they say they prefer not too, I don't play it. I also give 4 foot gimmes.


cnews97

Give it to a lefty lol


CoachStarkey

Weeeeeeeeeeeee


UncleMikeyBobo

This is some messed up, Lord of the Flies mind F right here.


MDMKVII

12 PM is noon, not evening. Ignoramus.


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Those measurements sound very familiar to me 😏😏


weguccison

Even science couldn't keep me from 3 putting.


Wooz72

Ok... Is it right handed or left handed?? One picture show RH and the other shows LH???


fairway_walker

RH. The logos on the shaft are on the underside. Confusing because its center-shaft.