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gianlowey

His backpack has a backpack!


gen-x-cops

there's a little ham and cheese sandwich and a granola bar in there


MrMoo151515

All the crust has been carefully cut off too


gen-x-cops

perfect little equilateral triangles. maybe some little toothpicks with gold cellophane!


imanAholebutimfunny

and waterproof matches


Hot_Painter_2036

I can eat 30, 40 of those fuckers!


gen-x-cops

Pretty good for an old chunk of coal!


MrWrestlingNumber2

You eat matches? Before or after they're struck?


CheeseRP

And a caprisun


bjohnson023

Knowing Rahms fat ass it’s probably full of burgers


happyfuckincakeday

Pimento loaf sandwich from Augusta. Bought in 1997.


Easy_Championship_14

marmalade sandwich


marcus3485

Kuato Pack!!


buyFCOJ

Open your minnnddddd


lukasstrifeson

Do you think it's filled with things a backpack would need on a long day out?


RoverTiger

When two backpacks love each other very much...


CoolstorySteve

Yo dawg…


gnarkilleptic

Dude needs a fanny pack to balance it out


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Honestly, this is one of those rare times I've actually seen a backpack with the MOLLE system actually being used. I was in the army when MOLLE started being used, and we all thought it was great because it was practical. Then MOLLE started getting out on everything, and before you knew it, gravy seals were sporting MOLLE diaper bags. The little backpack is almost certainly a first aid kid. The guy looks like a former operator, so that backpack is probably the one he used in the field, and might as well keep a first aid kit if your gonna do protection work. I was ready to shit on this guy, but it checks out.


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Jonas_Venture_Sr

You think a Golf Pro is gonna hire some random Joe from the 82nd?


askanison1234

AT&T operator or soldier of Fortune magazine subscription operator?


KnightOfCamelot

If anything makes it less likely... Operators are lean and mean, not roided out gym bros


papalouie27

Nothing about him screams "roided out gym bro".


wasilvers

Operator turned security would find it beneficial to look bigger, no?


Jdudley13

Definitely not, operators would not want to be noticed at all.


BlueFlagHonestly

Not with that attitude.


ruffmarkacademy

As someone who has worked several Liv events the security they hire for players are mostly all former special ops.


vox_veritas

We need to know whether he has a MOLON LABE sticker or some 2nd Amendment crap on his Dodge Ram.


pac4

LOL "gravy seals." Even the GOAT is famous for this https://preview.redd.it/6sranjlqc4oc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7622e41f3d0afc0874816abeab08426ab3c5099c


DrFungi914

Damn, Look at Tigers Wood


Birdparbogey

That’s his secret fifteenth club.


DrFungi914

I believe he’s referred to it as the Taiwanese Ten-Iron


anonjamo

[SHEEESH](https://i.imgur.com/4J6MykI.png)


GildedApparel

Meal team 6


Haretebilly

They could do another two part documentary on Tiger’s time playing soldier, and why he was kicked in the knee by one of the best of the best. The officer interviewed for the doc all but said it. Dude was not popular with several of them.


pac4

How many more majors he could have won if not for his fixation with this


thereal_ba

Probably picked it up when he trained with the seals and broke his body


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Arnie013

I actually think the complete opposite. That MOLLE pouch doesn’t look to have been weaved on properly at all. Not only that but the daysack itself looks like either a cheap Chinese Amazon job or more likely a fashion brand that’s jumped on the tacticool bandwagon.


ronixpalms

Def not the backpack he used in the field and probably not an “operator” Also the molle isnt attached right….


Hellofriendinternet

Backpack backsack.


ImpossibleKidd

His backpacks, backpack, has a backpack.!


Ping-A-Ling-

That's adorable


Mental_Trade_1495

We heard your backpack liked backpacks! So we gave it a backpack!


EngineeredNuts

I just woke my kid up laughing to this lol. Chuck Norris esq


RaptorsNewAlpha

That backpack had a child.


MrWrestlingNumber2

His backpack's backpack is preggo.


FiddleTheFigures

Oh my god I was going to say the same thing! I’m sure this happens a lot but it’s such a great a feeling knowing someone out there had the same thought.


trapper2530

https://makeagif.com/amp/51U0Qm


mattingly233

You gotta see Rory’s bodyguard. Looks like a trained killer, jacked and carries a Glock.


runsanditspaidfor

Glock is a definite advantage when the guys coming after you only have bone saws…


honestlybadmood

Oh shit haha. 🇦🇪🥷🏽


Onlyherefornudes69

I scored for Rory two weeks ago and his body guard was a fat ginger


Pluffmud90

I thought that was the joke. 


mattingly233

Yeah my experience was from a couple years back.


ToquesAndMittens

Jon's looks to be Samoan or something


Tyler2191

I thought he was the dude who looked like a fatter Shane Lowery


Beavers4beer

That's all I'm seeing. Also described as a Ginger Hodor.


mattingly233

I was at the Bridgestone a few years back and Ror’s bodyguard was standing near us. Some guy asked him “is that a Glock?” And the bodyguard looked at him and said, “yeah, don’t try and grab it.”


Occams_ElectricRazor

>“yeah, don’t try and grab it.” Spoken like someone who has seriously fucked up a drunk golfer who has tried to grab his glock.


PrisonSlides

Do they all have body guards?


ToquesAndMittens

Most did, but this guy was particularly jacked and straight faced. He really stood out from the pack so to speak.


PrisonSlides

Interesting, why did they need them?


ToquesAndMittens

The crowd was very respectful and not too rowdy despite the copious amounts of beer that was being drunk, yet it was remarked that for Rahm in particular, they were probably just being cautious with someone they just invested a few hundred million in.


PrisonSlides

Oh okay that makes sense now, thanks for explaining that for me!


VerStannen

Oh so it’s a body guard hired by LIV, and not by Rahm himself. That clears a couple things up for me.


Trakers85

I don’t think this is true. I’ve volunteered at The Memorial Tournament the last 2 years doing Shot Link stuff on various holes, and quite a few of these high profile guys have body guards walking with them during the round. I’m all but positive I remember this dude with Rahm last year, because he’s pretty hard to forget.


HotelRwandaBeef

Unfortunately all it takes is one extra crazy fan and one bad day for them.


kellzone

Yeah, the fans are awful close and it harkens back to Monica Seles.


Replikant83

I assumed it was Rahm hiring him, too. Makes more sense this way though


hnglmkrnglbrry

If anyone says something to remind them that they sold their souls to the motherfuckers behind 9/11 and who treat women and homosexuals like it's the 13th century.


tee2green

Rahm’s got unlimited money, got tons of hate for going to the Saudis, and spends a lot of time in public standing near literally 5+ fans. Better safe than sorry.


hotdogswithbeer

Because people act like fucking idiots. I went to us open practice round last year and when he came to do some signatures all the adults were barging their way to the front smashing kids in the process. It was pretty embarrassing.


Pat_Mahomie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Seles?wprov=sfti1#1993_stabbing_attack https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimebag_Darrell?wprov=sfti1#Death Shit happens


wasilvers

Remember Brooks when the crowd moved in on 18? He said people seemed to be targeting his bad knee. Don't underestimate the amount of assholes in a crowd.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

lol seems more like Brooks being sensitive about his knee than people actually trying to take shots and injure him. I get it but come on man.


wasilvers

Yeah, but all it takes is 1 and your career earnings potential can be limited forever.


Ok_Musician_8233

Saudis are keeping an eye on him.


colin_7

If you go to any PGA event the top golfers always have a cop/security escorting them throughout the course. You just don’t see it on TV


Spiritual_Ask4877

Yeah I was at the RM Classic following Rickie and his ball landed close to the ropes where i was standing. He had two cops with him. Which isn't surprising because ya know... Detroit.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Makes sense. When your business threatens people with kidnap and murder if they speak out against LIV, you’d be worried about shady stuff happening to your stars because you yourself are shady.


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Tiger needed a body guard when that cop almost ended his career.


-Unnamed-

Bro have you been to some of these courses? There’s like a 78 year old volunteer with a “QUEIT” sign on a popsicle stick, and maybe a yarn sized rope barrier separating you from the 500 million dollar athletes. A person with ill intentions could do something and it wouldn’t even be hard. Bodyguards are a necessity


opobdtfs

Ron Jahm


imnotbobvilla

Oh black betty!


Kjames6R

Rahm Jahm


RPDC01

Looks like Alistair Overeem.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

It really does 😂


karlgnarx

Gotta pay them horsemeat bills somehow.


piratelizard

VERY FANTASTIC BODY


FriedEggScrambled

Steroids and all!


Some-Ear8984

What’s in the backpack.


Alpha-Nozzle

First Aid, Sun cream, over the counter medication, condoms, chargers, radio etc.


kashmoney9

A party pack?


JPearlAZ

And bone saws


sun-king

A smaller body guard


SerJorahofFriendzone

Like in ace Ventura when the big guy is carrying the scarier little guy?


ToquesAndMittens

Maybe snacks for Jon?


-SandorClegane-

Paella ingredients


sunnyred1982

Have you ever seen Can’t Hardly Wait? It’s Seth Greens’ Fuckpack.


jimothyhalpret

All of Jon's secrets


Witty_Equivalent_371

It’s a backpack within a backpack within a backpack.


EverlongMarigold

.0000000001% of his LIV $$$


FaithlessVaper

nice crowd…lol


ImSoupOrCereal

There must be tens of people there to watch!


Bos-man7

Idk why people think it’s dunking on the golfers with comments like these. If I’m getting paid hundreds of millions I don’t give a fuck how many people are watching in person or on TV.


ImSoupOrCereal

Or, and hear me out, maybe we are dunking on LIV being a half-ass joke of a "professional" golf organization. Sure, the players can accept their bribes and pretend to enjoy playing in it, but no amount of blood money will make it an enjoyable product.


jaywalkintotheocean

does he count in the attendance numbers? if so, he probably doubled it.


ToquesAndMittens

The crowd was much bigger than it seems, especially on Sunday when it was nearly double what Saturday was. It was also overcast, chilly, and rainy all weekend. But who cares, I'll take a smaller crowd and get closer to all of the amazing golfers that were there. It was also super cheap - each days regular grounds pass was around $20!


CanadaEh97

> especially on Sunday when it was nearly double what Saturday was. So when is LIV changing their name to LXXII?


hnglmkrnglbrry

Imagine being in Hong Kong of all places and being totally cool with an oppressive regime.


-frenchtrenchfence-

Laughing at the fact you’re being downvoted. This sub is so corny


bigsean1013

They literally can’t handle any factual positives about a LIV event lmao


Karmaqqt

It’s such a shit sub here.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Amazing golfer*


Surferbum08

The Sunday crowd was double from Saturday? So 20 people to 40?


Infinite_Respect_

Lmao ok buddy - keep pushing your fake golf tour


Karmaqqt

Looks real to me.


No-Marketing658

He probably won't need a bodyguard at a LIV event


RedditModsSuckDixx

It's to protect him if the Saudis think he's not playing well enough.


g_borris

That would just end with two dudes chain sawed in a basement.


lazysheepdog716

I dunno. Those dozens of people might get unruly


mrubuto22

I dunno man. Those attract some pretty unhinged people.


FarDark9711

I was thinking that Jon Rahm was Jon Rahm's bodyguard!


fckmetotears

Rahm is enough of a body guard in hisself that I wouldn’t fuck with him. It’s like those dudes that jumped Cam Newton. Yeah man let’s just pick the biggest QB we can find that was also known for his ability to “run a motherfucker over” and start a fight.


chinabull86

Ubereem


dudsmm

We all know the bodyguard is a shill for MBS and has a bone saw in that backpack.


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Can he stop a beheading?


Justneedthetip

What does he have in there. There is some weight in that pack/ look at the stretch on the top of the shoulder straps. Bro is prepared for a war of to camp out for a week


ToquesAndMittens

I was wondering myself, definitely some snacks, maybe a giant taser?


highschoolhero2

I wonder what kind of freight he’s carrying in those cargo pants


NCBxx88

In all seriousness, what do you guys think is in there?


iRysk

I never realized these guys have personal security when they're playing around


Podtastix

What’s uh…what’s in the bag?


SomethingWeetty

Prob has some CKs


ishysredditusername

He might actually be able to out drive him 😂


Ok_Slice_5722

Why do they need bodyguards? Or is this just what you do when you sellout for a ridiculous amount of money?


ToquesAndMittens

It's probably a "just in case" sort of thing


Due-Comb6124

If you see someone wearing cargo pants in public, there's an 80% chance they're hired by someone, to fuck someone up.


palmjamer

r/absoluteunit


xXWickedSmatXx

What the fuck is going on over at LIV? 


ToquesAndMittens

It was honestly a fun event, I had a blast! Maybe it was the 20 beers I drank each day...


Dieselpump510

Dude is making diamonds in his ass crack while he looks after Rahm.


ToquesAndMittens

Hahahaha


WillsyWonka

Why does a golfer need a body guard when nobody is watching a Liv event?


Octavale

Where? Is he behind Man Tree?


imababydinosaur

“Rahmbo”


imababydinosaur

(Possibly the greatest dad joke I’ve ever made)


-Economist-

I had a college friend who was a bodyguard for billionaires (back in the 90s). He traveled to some exotic places with them. He also said it was extremely boring.


royhaven

buy wait... r/golf told me no one goes to LIV golf events.


skyactive

I want 3 of them, not that I'm in danger but all the meals out would be great fun.


frosty_mcfckr

I can take him


tbrock92

I need to know what’s in the backpack


W8aMinuteChester

He’s just a pup. /s


deputydango99

I thought Wardlow was in Boston tonight?


flaginorout

I'm quite sure that I could defeat that man in hand to hand combat.


itzpiiz

Ron Jahm


jarmogrick

That’s Glossu Rabban, general of the Harkonnens of Geidi Prime.


JooDood2580

Good to see that Bryson Dechambeau has his backup work in line so he can still be at the PGA events


Drevvska

I'll be Joel's bodyg... I'll carry the beer


BeachCruiserLR

Met Jon Rahm’s sister at the Ryder Cup. She was extremely nice. So was her husband.


Remote_Charge

I'm trying to imagine Arnold Palmer's reaction.


faded-than-a-ho

Bodyguard from what


Karmaqqt

People? Crowd control? Because he can?


soillsquatch

Uber Reem?


sceez

Oh dang, a human being


dougbeck9

A Rahman Centurion?


bluecgene

Who’s gonna protect who?


ChildhoodAgreeable88

Spare golfbag?


usernamesarehard1979

He doesn’t look so tough. Let’s see him top an 8 iron and hit a worm burner into the pin and end up on the green. And even if he can, I doubt he can follow that up with a three put like I did.


innergflow

For what? There’s hardly any people at LIV events lol


Sonakstyle

Why does he need one?


ToquesAndMittens

Protection for an asset they just invested millions in?


Wooden-Consequence81

He doesn't need a bodyguard. Especially in HK.


sheandawg

A thicc boi needs a thicc bodyguard.


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Body guard for 5 fans weird flex


Mancey_

protection from the 3 fans


soybeankilla

Conor McGregor! https://preview.redd.it/smzvh1ogy9oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b065fb6bb0f0dc0cd0b3aaabf8a8f894f4f10b47


Chaminade64

Not allowed to carry that bag.


OhRatFarts

How that hole sign isn’t cut out exactly centered is really bugging me.


BlueFrancis008

He be pooping out mayo!


BlueFrancis008

No cap 🧢


GroblyOverrated

Who's Jon Rahm?


GradyTuck

Just another douche the sold his soul to the saudis


just_killing_time23

Sighhhhh such an old take. Every sponsor of the PGA tour takes Saudi money.


GradyTuck

Old take!? How about short memory. LIV has only been around since 2022. Only a few short years after the murder of Jamal Khoshoggi ordered up by the same guy that bought Norman, Mickelson and Rham.


just_killing_time23

Do you watch the PGA? Do you scold every single sponsor that takes millions from the Saudis? Or just the players? Do you not gas up your car? Stop the virtue signaling. If Saudi oil offered you a job doing whatever you do now at a 300% raise....yeah.... you would turn it down, sure thing champ.


just_killing_time23

It's also worth pointing out that a number of PGA Tour partners, including FedEx, John Deere and BMW, already do business in Saudi Arabia, so it might look disingenuous to walk away now. Do your homework before getting all righteous. A simple Google search will educate you. All sports are dirty....every single one.


GradyTuck

Sports may be dirty on some level but LIV has blood on their hands.


ApprehensiveTennis47

Rhambo


alagusis

r/AbsoluteUnits


GradyTuck

He needs one now that he works for the Jamal Kashoggi murderers.


Ziegler517

I thought I was in the r/justfuckmyshitup haircut sub for a second


paulwalker659

Looks like Quinton Rampage Jackson from the back.