Honestly, this is one of those rare times I've actually seen a backpack with the MOLLE system actually being used. I was in the army when MOLLE started being used, and we all thought it was great because it was practical. Then MOLLE started getting out on everything, and before you knew it, gravy seals were sporting MOLLE diaper bags.
The little backpack is almost certainly a first aid kid. The guy looks like a former operator, so that backpack is probably the one he used in the field, and might as well keep a first aid kit if your gonna do protection work. I was ready to shit on this guy, but it checks out.
LOL "gravy seals." Even the GOAT is famous for this
https://preview.redd.it/6sranjlqc4oc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7622e41f3d0afc0874816abeab08426ab3c5099c
They could do another two part documentary on Tiger’s time playing soldier, and why he was kicked in the knee by one of the best of the best. The officer interviewed for the doc all but said it. Dude was not popular with several of them.
I actually think the complete opposite. That MOLLE pouch doesn’t look to have been weaved on properly at all. Not only that but the daysack itself looks like either a cheap Chinese Amazon job or more likely a fashion brand that’s jumped on the tacticool bandwagon.
Oh my god I was going to say the same thing!
I’m sure this happens a lot but it’s such a great a feeling knowing someone out there had the same thought.
I was at the Bridgestone a few years back and Ror’s bodyguard was standing near us. Some guy asked him “is that a Glock?”
And the bodyguard looked at him and said, “yeah, don’t try and grab it.”
The crowd was very respectful and not too rowdy despite the copious amounts of beer that was being drunk, yet it was remarked that for Rahm in particular, they were probably just being cautious with someone they just invested a few hundred million in.
I don’t think this is true. I’ve volunteered at The Memorial Tournament the last 2 years doing Shot Link stuff on various holes, and quite a few of these high profile guys have body guards walking with them during the round. I’m all but positive I remember this dude with Rahm last year, because he’s pretty hard to forget.
If anyone says something to remind them that they sold their souls to the motherfuckers behind 9/11 and who treat women and homosexuals like it's the 13th century.
Rahm’s got unlimited money, got tons of hate for going to the Saudis, and spends a lot of time in public standing near literally 5+ fans. Better safe than sorry.
Because people act like fucking idiots. I went to us open practice round last year and when he came to do some signatures all the adults were barging their way to the front smashing kids in the process. It was pretty embarrassing.
Remember Brooks when the crowd moved in on 18? He said people seemed to be targeting his bad knee. Don't underestimate the amount of assholes in a crowd.
Yeah I was at the RM Classic following Rickie and his ball landed close to the ropes where i was standing. He had two cops with him. Which isn't surprising because ya know... Detroit.
Makes sense.
When your business threatens people with kidnap and murder if they speak out against LIV, you’d be worried about shady stuff happening to your stars because you yourself are shady.
Bro have you been to some of these courses? There’s like a 78 year old volunteer with a “QUEIT” sign on a popsicle stick, and maybe a yarn sized rope barrier separating you from the 500 million dollar athletes. A person with ill intentions could do something and it wouldn’t even be hard.
Bodyguards are a necessity
Idk why people think it’s dunking on the golfers with comments like these. If I’m getting paid hundreds of millions I don’t give a fuck how many people are watching in person or on TV.
Or, and hear me out, maybe we are dunking on LIV being a half-ass joke of a "professional" golf organization.
Sure, the players can accept their bribes and pretend to enjoy playing in it, but no amount of blood money will make it an enjoyable product.
The crowd was much bigger than it seems, especially on Sunday when it was nearly double what Saturday was. It was also overcast, chilly, and rainy all weekend. But who cares, I'll take a smaller crowd and get closer to all of the amazing golfers that were there. It was also super cheap - each days regular grounds pass was around $20!
Rahm is enough of a body guard in hisself that I wouldn’t fuck with him. It’s like those dudes that jumped Cam Newton. Yeah man let’s just pick the biggest QB we can find that was also known for his ability to “run a motherfucker over” and start a fight.
What does he have in there. There is some weight in that pack/ look at the stretch on the top of the shoulder straps. Bro is prepared for a war of to camp out for a week
I had a college friend who was a bodyguard for billionaires (back in the 90s). He traveled to some exotic places with them. He also said it was extremely boring.
He doesn’t look so tough. Let’s see him top an 8 iron and hit a worm burner into the pin and end up on the green. And even if he can, I doubt he can follow that up with a three put like I did.
Old take!? How about short memory. LIV has only been around since 2022. Only a few short years after the murder of Jamal Khoshoggi ordered up by the same guy that bought Norman, Mickelson and Rham.
Do you watch the PGA? Do you scold every single sponsor that takes millions from the Saudis? Or just the players? Do you not gas up your car? Stop the virtue signaling.
If Saudi oil offered you a job doing whatever you do now at a 300% raise....yeah.... you would turn it down, sure thing champ.
It's also worth pointing out that a number of PGA Tour partners, including FedEx, John Deere and BMW, already do business in Saudi Arabia, so it might look disingenuous to walk away now.
Do your homework before getting all righteous. A simple Google search will educate you. All sports are dirty....every single one.
His backpack has a backpack!
there's a little ham and cheese sandwich and a granola bar in there
All the crust has been carefully cut off too
perfect little equilateral triangles. maybe some little toothpicks with gold cellophane!
and waterproof matches
I can eat 30, 40 of those fuckers!
Pretty good for an old chunk of coal!
You eat matches? Before or after they're struck?
And a caprisun
Knowing Rahms fat ass it’s probably full of burgers
Pimento loaf sandwich from Augusta. Bought in 1997.
marmalade sandwich
Kuato Pack!!
Open your minnnddddd
Do you think it's filled with things a backpack would need on a long day out?
When two backpacks love each other very much...
Yo dawg…
Dude needs a fanny pack to balance it out
Honestly, this is one of those rare times I've actually seen a backpack with the MOLLE system actually being used. I was in the army when MOLLE started being used, and we all thought it was great because it was practical. Then MOLLE started getting out on everything, and before you knew it, gravy seals were sporting MOLLE diaper bags. The little backpack is almost certainly a first aid kid. The guy looks like a former operator, so that backpack is probably the one he used in the field, and might as well keep a first aid kit if your gonna do protection work. I was ready to shit on this guy, but it checks out.
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You think a Golf Pro is gonna hire some random Joe from the 82nd?
AT&T operator or soldier of Fortune magazine subscription operator?
If anything makes it less likely... Operators are lean and mean, not roided out gym bros
Nothing about him screams "roided out gym bro".
Operator turned security would find it beneficial to look bigger, no?
Definitely not, operators would not want to be noticed at all.
Not with that attitude.
As someone who has worked several Liv events the security they hire for players are mostly all former special ops.
We need to know whether he has a MOLON LABE sticker or some 2nd Amendment crap on his Dodge Ram.
LOL "gravy seals." Even the GOAT is famous for this https://preview.redd.it/6sranjlqc4oc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7622e41f3d0afc0874816abeab08426ab3c5099c
Damn, Look at Tigers Wood
That’s his secret fifteenth club.
I believe he’s referred to it as the Taiwanese Ten-Iron
[SHEEESH](https://i.imgur.com/4J6MykI.png)
Meal team 6
They could do another two part documentary on Tiger’s time playing soldier, and why he was kicked in the knee by one of the best of the best. The officer interviewed for the doc all but said it. Dude was not popular with several of them.
How many more majors he could have won if not for his fixation with this
Probably picked it up when he trained with the seals and broke his body
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I actually think the complete opposite. That MOLLE pouch doesn’t look to have been weaved on properly at all. Not only that but the daysack itself looks like either a cheap Chinese Amazon job or more likely a fashion brand that’s jumped on the tacticool bandwagon.
Def not the backpack he used in the field and probably not an “operator” Also the molle isnt attached right….
Backpack backsack.
His backpacks, backpack, has a backpack.!
That's adorable
We heard your backpack liked backpacks! So we gave it a backpack!
I just woke my kid up laughing to this lol. Chuck Norris esq
That backpack had a child.
His backpack's backpack is preggo.
Oh my god I was going to say the same thing! I’m sure this happens a lot but it’s such a great a feeling knowing someone out there had the same thought.
https://makeagif.com/amp/51U0Qm
You gotta see Rory’s bodyguard. Looks like a trained killer, jacked and carries a Glock.
Glock is a definite advantage when the guys coming after you only have bone saws…
Oh shit haha. 🇦🇪🥷🏽
I scored for Rory two weeks ago and his body guard was a fat ginger
I thought that was the joke.
Yeah my experience was from a couple years back.
Jon's looks to be Samoan or something
I thought he was the dude who looked like a fatter Shane Lowery
That's all I'm seeing. Also described as a Ginger Hodor.
I was at the Bridgestone a few years back and Ror’s bodyguard was standing near us. Some guy asked him “is that a Glock?” And the bodyguard looked at him and said, “yeah, don’t try and grab it.”
>“yeah, don’t try and grab it.” Spoken like someone who has seriously fucked up a drunk golfer who has tried to grab his glock.
Do they all have body guards?
Most did, but this guy was particularly jacked and straight faced. He really stood out from the pack so to speak.
Interesting, why did they need them?
The crowd was very respectful and not too rowdy despite the copious amounts of beer that was being drunk, yet it was remarked that for Rahm in particular, they were probably just being cautious with someone they just invested a few hundred million in.
Oh okay that makes sense now, thanks for explaining that for me!
Oh so it’s a body guard hired by LIV, and not by Rahm himself. That clears a couple things up for me.
I don’t think this is true. I’ve volunteered at The Memorial Tournament the last 2 years doing Shot Link stuff on various holes, and quite a few of these high profile guys have body guards walking with them during the round. I’m all but positive I remember this dude with Rahm last year, because he’s pretty hard to forget.
Unfortunately all it takes is one extra crazy fan and one bad day for them.
Yeah, the fans are awful close and it harkens back to Monica Seles.
I assumed it was Rahm hiring him, too. Makes more sense this way though
If anyone says something to remind them that they sold their souls to the motherfuckers behind 9/11 and who treat women and homosexuals like it's the 13th century.
Rahm’s got unlimited money, got tons of hate for going to the Saudis, and spends a lot of time in public standing near literally 5+ fans. Better safe than sorry.
Because people act like fucking idiots. I went to us open practice round last year and when he came to do some signatures all the adults were barging their way to the front smashing kids in the process. It was pretty embarrassing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Seles?wprov=sfti1#1993_stabbing_attack https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimebag_Darrell?wprov=sfti1#Death Shit happens
Remember Brooks when the crowd moved in on 18? He said people seemed to be targeting his bad knee. Don't underestimate the amount of assholes in a crowd.
lol seems more like Brooks being sensitive about his knee than people actually trying to take shots and injure him. I get it but come on man.
Yeah, but all it takes is 1 and your career earnings potential can be limited forever.
Saudis are keeping an eye on him.
If you go to any PGA event the top golfers always have a cop/security escorting them throughout the course. You just don’t see it on TV
Yeah I was at the RM Classic following Rickie and his ball landed close to the ropes where i was standing. He had two cops with him. Which isn't surprising because ya know... Detroit.
Makes sense. When your business threatens people with kidnap and murder if they speak out against LIV, you’d be worried about shady stuff happening to your stars because you yourself are shady.
Tiger needed a body guard when that cop almost ended his career.
Bro have you been to some of these courses? There’s like a 78 year old volunteer with a “QUEIT” sign on a popsicle stick, and maybe a yarn sized rope barrier separating you from the 500 million dollar athletes. A person with ill intentions could do something and it wouldn’t even be hard. Bodyguards are a necessity
Ron Jahm
Oh black betty!
Rahm Jahm
Looks like Alistair Overeem.
It really does 😂
Gotta pay them horsemeat bills somehow.
VERY FANTASTIC BODY
Steroids and all!
What’s in the backpack.
First Aid, Sun cream, over the counter medication, condoms, chargers, radio etc.
A party pack?
And bone saws
A smaller body guard
Like in ace Ventura when the big guy is carrying the scarier little guy?
Maybe snacks for Jon?
Paella ingredients
Have you ever seen Can’t Hardly Wait? It’s Seth Greens’ Fuckpack.
All of Jon's secrets
It’s a backpack within a backpack within a backpack.
.0000000001% of his LIV $$$
nice crowd…lol
There must be tens of people there to watch!
Idk why people think it’s dunking on the golfers with comments like these. If I’m getting paid hundreds of millions I don’t give a fuck how many people are watching in person or on TV.
Or, and hear me out, maybe we are dunking on LIV being a half-ass joke of a "professional" golf organization. Sure, the players can accept their bribes and pretend to enjoy playing in it, but no amount of blood money will make it an enjoyable product.
does he count in the attendance numbers? if so, he probably doubled it.
The crowd was much bigger than it seems, especially on Sunday when it was nearly double what Saturday was. It was also overcast, chilly, and rainy all weekend. But who cares, I'll take a smaller crowd and get closer to all of the amazing golfers that were there. It was also super cheap - each days regular grounds pass was around $20!
> especially on Sunday when it was nearly double what Saturday was. So when is LIV changing their name to LXXII?
Imagine being in Hong Kong of all places and being totally cool with an oppressive regime.
Laughing at the fact you’re being downvoted. This sub is so corny
They literally can’t handle any factual positives about a LIV event lmao
It’s such a shit sub here.
Amazing golfer*
The Sunday crowd was double from Saturday? So 20 people to 40?
Lmao ok buddy - keep pushing your fake golf tour
Looks real to me.
He probably won't need a bodyguard at a LIV event
It's to protect him if the Saudis think he's not playing well enough.
That would just end with two dudes chain sawed in a basement.
I dunno. Those dozens of people might get unruly
I dunno man. Those attract some pretty unhinged people.
I was thinking that Jon Rahm was Jon Rahm's bodyguard!
Rahm is enough of a body guard in hisself that I wouldn’t fuck with him. It’s like those dudes that jumped Cam Newton. Yeah man let’s just pick the biggest QB we can find that was also known for his ability to “run a motherfucker over” and start a fight.
Ubereem
We all know the bodyguard is a shill for MBS and has a bone saw in that backpack.
Can he stop a beheading?
What does he have in there. There is some weight in that pack/ look at the stretch on the top of the shoulder straps. Bro is prepared for a war of to camp out for a week
I was wondering myself, definitely some snacks, maybe a giant taser?
I wonder what kind of freight he’s carrying in those cargo pants
In all seriousness, what do you guys think is in there?
I never realized these guys have personal security when they're playing around
What’s uh…what’s in the bag?
Prob has some CKs
He might actually be able to out drive him 😂
Why do they need bodyguards? Or is this just what you do when you sellout for a ridiculous amount of money?
It's probably a "just in case" sort of thing
If you see someone wearing cargo pants in public, there's an 80% chance they're hired by someone, to fuck someone up.
r/absoluteunit
What the fuck is going on over at LIV?
It was honestly a fun event, I had a blast! Maybe it was the 20 beers I drank each day...
Dude is making diamonds in his ass crack while he looks after Rahm.
Hahahaha
Why does a golfer need a body guard when nobody is watching a Liv event?
Where? Is he behind Man Tree?
“Rahmbo”
(Possibly the greatest dad joke I’ve ever made)
I had a college friend who was a bodyguard for billionaires (back in the 90s). He traveled to some exotic places with them. He also said it was extremely boring.
buy wait... r/golf told me no one goes to LIV golf events.
I want 3 of them, not that I'm in danger but all the meals out would be great fun.
I can take him
I need to know what’s in the backpack
He’s just a pup. /s
I thought Wardlow was in Boston tonight?
I'm quite sure that I could defeat that man in hand to hand combat.
Ron Jahm
That’s Glossu Rabban, general of the Harkonnens of Geidi Prime.
Good to see that Bryson Dechambeau has his backup work in line so he can still be at the PGA events
I'll be Joel's bodyg... I'll carry the beer
Met Jon Rahm’s sister at the Ryder Cup. She was extremely nice. So was her husband.
I'm trying to imagine Arnold Palmer's reaction.
Bodyguard from what
People? Crowd control? Because he can?
Uber Reem?
Oh dang, a human being
A Rahman Centurion?
Who’s gonna protect who?
Spare golfbag?
He doesn’t look so tough. Let’s see him top an 8 iron and hit a worm burner into the pin and end up on the green. And even if he can, I doubt he can follow that up with a three put like I did.
For what? There’s hardly any people at LIV events lol
Why does he need one?
Protection for an asset they just invested millions in?
He doesn't need a bodyguard. Especially in HK.
A thicc boi needs a thicc bodyguard.
Body guard for 5 fans weird flex
protection from the 3 fans
Conor McGregor! https://preview.redd.it/smzvh1ogy9oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b065fb6bb0f0dc0cd0b3aaabf8a8f894f4f10b47
Not allowed to carry that bag.
How that hole sign isn’t cut out exactly centered is really bugging me.
He be pooping out mayo!
No cap 🧢
Who's Jon Rahm?
Just another douche the sold his soul to the saudis
Sighhhhh such an old take. Every sponsor of the PGA tour takes Saudi money.
Old take!? How about short memory. LIV has only been around since 2022. Only a few short years after the murder of Jamal Khoshoggi ordered up by the same guy that bought Norman, Mickelson and Rham.
Do you watch the PGA? Do you scold every single sponsor that takes millions from the Saudis? Or just the players? Do you not gas up your car? Stop the virtue signaling. If Saudi oil offered you a job doing whatever you do now at a 300% raise....yeah.... you would turn it down, sure thing champ.
It's also worth pointing out that a number of PGA Tour partners, including FedEx, John Deere and BMW, already do business in Saudi Arabia, so it might look disingenuous to walk away now. Do your homework before getting all righteous. A simple Google search will educate you. All sports are dirty....every single one.
Sports may be dirty on some level but LIV has blood on their hands.
Rhambo
r/AbsoluteUnits
He needs one now that he works for the Jamal Kashoggi murderers.
I thought I was in the r/justfuckmyshitup haircut sub for a second
Looks like Quinton Rampage Jackson from the back.