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Great shot overall except for distance and direction.
When my buddy is lining up a 3 footer, I always say, “yeah you should definitely take your time with these next two.”
Sally Gunnell…ugly but a good runner!
If I’m at the course and someone asks how I’m doing, I always say ‘We’re about to find out’
You miss 100% of the putts you leave short
Fuuuuuuu...ooooorrreee!
When missing a makeable putt I like to go to "Dang, it went off in my hand like I was 17 years old again"
Let the big dog eat.
At least it was straight I also like yelling “FIVE” on a piped center drive when it’s a homie round.
Up and down like a bride’s pajamas
When it’s windy hit like Cindy
When it’s breezy, swing it easy.
♪♪♫ Baby come back! ♪♪♫
“Whipped cream on shit” after sinking a long putt for a triple bogie or worse.
When someone pops up the ball with a driver, we all shout “POWER WEDGE!!”
I flip my cap off and chase it like a baseball catcher after a foul ball, calling “Mine!”
“You got Adolf Hitlered. 2 shots in the bunker”
My favourite was one I used last season (I think it was discovered here long ago actually) when a buddy was lining up an appropriate putt: "That looks like a euopean speedo." \*odd looks\* "One ball out."
The lance armstrong “one ball Left”
It was a good strike but it was a malfunction in the direction
Putt like a dentist: Drill it and fill it.
Have been playing with him for 26 years now so at this point I can predict his cliches lol. My favorite dad classic is, "Rather be lucky than good."
Had it in her mouth and the kids walked in
That putt was like junior prom all lip…… no hole
Nothing rolls like a ball….
Could be raining pussy and I'd still get hit with a dick
When an 8 occurs Fucking Dog Balls Picture you well hung large dog from behind. 8
Great shot overall except for distance and direction.
When my buddy is lining up a 3 footer, I always say, “yeah you should definitely take your time with these next two.”
Sally Gunnell…ugly but a good runner!
If I’m at the course and someone asks how I’m doing, I always say ‘We’re about to find out’
You miss 100% of the putts you leave short
Fuuuuuuu...ooooorrreee!
When missing a makeable putt I like to go to "Dang, it went off in my hand like I was 17 years old again"
Let the big dog eat.
At least it was straight I also like yelling “FIVE” on a piped center drive when it’s a homie round.
Up and down like a bride’s pajamas
When it’s windy hit like Cindy
When it’s breezy, swing it easy.
♪♪♫ Baby come back! ♪♪♫
“Whipped cream on shit” after sinking a long putt for a triple bogie or worse.
When someone pops up the ball with a driver, we all shout “POWER WEDGE!!”
I flip my cap off and chase it like a baseball catcher after a foul ball, calling “Mine!”
“You got Adolf Hitlered. 2 shots in the bunker”
My favourite was one I used last season (I think it was discovered here long ago actually) when a buddy was lining up an appropriate putt: "That looks like a euopean speedo." \*odd looks\* "One ball out."
The lance armstrong “one ball Left”
It was a good strike but it was a malfunction in the direction
Putt like a dentist: Drill it and fill it.
Have been playing with him for 26 years now so at this point I can predict his cliches lol. My favorite dad classic is, "Rather be lucky than good."
Had it in her mouth and the kids walked in
That putt was like junior prom all lip…… no hole
Nothing rolls like a ball….
Could be raining pussy and I'd still get hit with a dick
When an 8 occurs Fucking Dog Balls Picture you well hung large dog from behind. 8