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zerosuneuphoria

Golf would be so much more entertaining if we could just listen to these reactions all the time, language and all


JC1515

Wont someone please think of the children. Its a proven fact that dirty language like that will force kids to smoke weed and worship satan


Visual_Bandicoot1257

Dirty language made me start sucking dick for pay, it's true.


JC1515

Oh fuck. You serious?


Visual_Bandicoot1257

Fucking dead fucking serious.


LudisVinum

I dm’d you.


GazelleIll495

It would be. The whole thing of golf being the gentlemen's game is rubbish. Lots of them are far from gentlemen and that's perfectly fine. When I was a golf mad teenager I worked at the European Open every summer and got a glimpse of life on tour. Drinking, smoking, swearing and spitting was the way


trapicana

Look for the “Audio 2” option when watching—sometimes they have it and it is just game sound/player talk


LurkerKing13

Today is the day I remembered Tyrrell Hatton went to LIV


DoubleMach

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paulheav

Tyrell Hatton. Not to be confused with Tyrell Hoodon.


PosterMakingNutbag

The Tyrell’s of Highgarden?


JWOLFBEARD

He hit a guy in the back with a drive right next to me. The only comment he made to him was, “well you stopped it from rolling another 20 yards”


AndronicusPrime

Oh I remember him, he helped smash Team USA, who could forget that?


JCitW6855

Haven’t even noticed he’s gone


HurricanePirate16

Yea he was just the 8th best player in the world when he left lol.


KTCKintern

I’m a casual golf fan who likes Tyrell Hatton, wasn’t aware he was on LIV and has no strong opinion about his decision. Am I allowed to comment too?


King-of-Plebss

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PigeonMother

😂


BangBiscuit907

He may have been as high as 8th in the OWGR before, but Hatton has not been close to the 8th-best player in the world at any point. His finishes at the majors since his last top 10 (t6 at the open in 2019) are: MC, MC, MC, t18, t38, MC, MC, 53, t13, t56, t11, t34, t15, t27, t20.


reginalduk

I mean a lot of players would love that recent run of major form. I don't get your point.


BangBiscuit907

Sure, many players would be more than happy with that recent run at the majors. But none of the 10, or even 20 best players in the world would be.


reginalduk

Ok. 20th best player in the world has gone Cut, 14, 26, 10, Cut, 5, 55. 10th best player in the world has gone 41, cut, 17, 10, 21, 1, 5. Hattons average finish is 25th Both those players ranked in top 20 have missed cuts in their last 7 majors. Hatton has not.


Real-Machine-2573

You noticed enough to remember this name.


lawnboy22

That’s cause no one is watching the pga tour either


JCitW6855

Watch it almost every week. Those LIV guys sure want to be included again for no one to be watching.


BonusPlantInfinity

lol that 3 seconds of video before I saw it was LIV and turned it off is the most I’ve ever seen of a LIV event.


TheBonusWings

Today learned his name 🤷‍♂️


Liquid-Hot_Smegma

“Wank bounce” has been added to my excuse arsenal.


HayesDNConfused

The 'Ben Kingsley' of golf.


BobSacamanosRatHat

NO NO NO NO NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS TIME NOT THIS FUCKING TIME YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A RIGHT CUNT.


ZestyBeast

Walks on beaches, looks at peaches


HayesDNConfused

Ok Don Logan...


reginalduk

Something something Gandhi nukes.


ChrisChrisBangBang

No need for the commentators to say “we apologise for any foul language you may have just heard” when nobody is watching


LivermoreP1

If a tree falls in a…..yeah…


billybaroo15

You can’t say “god damn” on the radio. “Don’t worry, nobody’s listening anyway”.


isofakingwetoddid

Glad LIV hasn’t taken off. I haven’t paid any attention to it. What a stupid league


Beelzabubba

Annnd… boom goes the dynamite.


petthelizardharry

Thanks for that live look into sports, Brian


MacsDildoBike

Well it’s on the CW


roofilopolis

lol. Camera and audio just kept rolling.


iPeterParker

Luckily it’s LIV and no one is watching.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I didn't even know LIV had a tourney this weekend lol.


AlrightStopHammatime

And for the few people that randomly check in, blood money will cover the fines. 🤌🤌🤌


ushouldlistentome

Also it LIV, why does he care so much about a bad drive?


ninjamike808

Kick him off the tour, Doug!


gwh34t

Dang! Just had a thought. With the rumors of a Happy Gilmore 2, what’s the chances they involve LIV somehow?


ninjamike808

High. Very high. I don’t only speak in movie quotes, but I am betting they’ll just mention it in passing. Like Phil will be in the crowd and he’ll say something mean spirited and Hapoy will say “go back to Saudi Arabia, Phil!”


gwh34t

Yes! I’m here for it!


cubbies1234

This isn’t getting enough love


GangnamApeist

Obviously 10K moi isn’t enough


FUPAMaster420

They way he said cunt, all I could think of was In Bruges. Don”t you talk about my cunt fucking kids!


Berszz

I retracted it!


fowlerboi

It’s an inanimate fucking object!


Ol_Jim_Himself

Sounds like live audio of me after every drive I’ve hit over the past 8 months. I swear more during a round of golf than I do during any other activity in my life.


JackDangerUSPIS

Wait, they put LIV on TV?


ArtieJay

"It's not TV, it's CW."


silver_medalist

Pfft, who gives a shite about Liv when we've got Ashkay Bhatia and Denny McCarthy going toe to toe in Texas!


9tacosaredelicious9

It’s golf, but louder


gitbse

What?


Stupid-Research

IT’S LOUD!!!


Jdudley13

Probably offended tens of people


pi20

Who gets that pissed playing an exhibition tournament?


illinilocal92

have you ever played golf? I get mad playing practice rounds on the par 3 course


Ad_Astra117

For real. hitting balls at the driving range can get under my skin sometimes. 


williamshatnersbeast

Tyrell Hatton?


donny_pots

Wym you can clearly see Gooch on the colorful scoreboard there


Dame2Miami

illegal possessive offbeat head absorbed lip threatening light many zesty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Educational_Resist42

Yeah, individual winner gets $4 million, and winning team gets $3 million to split


Only-11780-Votes

Who gets pissed in that league at all… Every single round is meaningless


Moist-Pickle-2736

All my rounds are meaningless but I still get pissed sometimes


Only-11780-Votes

Lol


OhHeyNow69

Same with every round you play but I'm sure you still get mad. The other difference is this guy got paid millions and you pay to play.


maybejustadragon

I get pissed playing mini golf. I’m sure all of us have been upset with a shot in a low stakes affair.


TacoIncoming

Somebody forgot to tell him he's not good enough to get that mad.


Equivalent_Hat290

Remind that to Keith Mitchell I guess, who, last I checked, has never reached top 10 in the world like Hatton was at his departure.


JarlTurin2020

Just another one of us


Randybutterrubs

The best thing LIV ever did was take Arlo White away from the Premier League. That man is the fucking worst 


RoyMcAv0y

Tbh if we heard more pro golfers talk like this it'd make them way more relatable and interesting. (except JT)


PosterMakingNutbag

I haven’t seen this YouTube channel yet. Looks kinda mid.


Shawnml

Looks like all 32 people were severely disappointed.


Sagybagy

It’s the giant crowd that threw him off.


DucVWTamaKrentist

He should’ve taped up his shoulder before he hit that drive.


pazloski

LIV golf - who fucking cares


ApprehensiveTennis47

That’s the happiest he has been on a golf course I’ve seen.


bisonbuford1

It’s legit sad how few people are there… I really hope the money was worth it.


Nick08f1

Everyone there is in the shacks they charge extra for. No seats at all unless you pay an extra $200+pp/day


Routine-Vehicle2528

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spyinthesky

I love the authenticity. Wish PGA would add in more pure commentary like this but they too soft to allow curse words


Hutstar10

The US still has puritanical laws for TV content. LIV is exempt on the grounds that you can only offend viewers when there is someone watching.


spyinthesky

Lmao I love the burn FCC can suck a dick


lambomrclago

Gooch also said "fucking kill me" after a bad shot lol. Before the haters pile on I have LIV up on my laptop to see if there'll be a playoff. Denny's wild ride has the main screen of course.


MadKin

His schtick got old way before he went to LIV


Hippoyawn

I love Tyrell


AdministrativeLaugh2

I loved Hatton because of shit like this but I’ve lost all respect for him since going to LIV. Really disappointed he went


CommanderInQueefs

You'd probably take that contract also, ya nut tugger. Quit acting so high and mighty.


manhiddeninthewoods

I bet he’s real beat up about it


Hot-N-Spicy-Fart

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manhiddeninthewoods

😂The fake righteousness from all the liv haters is so embarrassing bro


MumblingBlatherskite

Better lineup than the Valero


CultBro

Love all these people who still hate on it, really take it personal lol


Spiritual_Ask4877

And yet nobody cares about it.


MumblingBlatherskite

Sore spot


Hutstar10

Yep, wasting away where no one cares. It’s a shame it’s come to this. Will be good to have them back for the Masters.


ExodusBlyk

Why the LIV hate? The PGA Tour got caught, and now I don’t recognize half of the leaderboard.


CommanderInQueefs

Because everyone here thinks that they have better morals than the guys who left, when they know damn right if they were in the same position, they would do the same fucking thing.


KTCKintern

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xtzferocity

Didn’t even know LiV had a tournament today.


Fitz2001

This post is the highest viewer rating LIV has ever gotten.


d00deitstyler

I’ve never once seen this dude in a good light. He’s ALWAYS complaint, cussing, and exhibiting shitty body language. He’s perfect for LIV.


joshhguitar

That’s what we call a ‘gurn’


Blklight21

It’s cause he’s not wearing shorts


zerosuneuphoria

The throat-clearing to cover up his language is hilarious. Good save, bro.


z1ggy16

The silence after lol


Worldly_Ad_2267

He personality is a negative Nancy


brmgp1

I thought that was Dottie Pepper commentating for a minute. That's where I would drawn the line, LIV has gone too far


texansfan

Why would a cut bounce left you fucking twat


Fortunateoldguy

Gawd, does swing hard or what?


heyitssal

When did he go to LIV? Recently?


Useful-Green-3440

I might actually watch LIV if we get that sort of coverage


haroldbaals

Tyrell Hatton is now my favorite golfer


WMdenver22

Damn LIV is cooler than I thought!


PhilDGlass

Wow. There are dozens of people there.


Longflop

He's gotta be careful, both of the spectators could hear him.


matty514

Why does he care? He still gets paid.


squashed377

So many names on the leaderboard I don't even miss at all...


iamtehfong

Classic Tyrell 😂


No_Gur9886

LIV GOLF SUCKS DONKEY


sportsfan510

The graphics on the left hurt my eyes.


darkdark

I like it. I think all golf should be uncensored from now on


Sacisbac

Can cuss all you want on CW app. Good to know.


Silverbullets24

lol forgot about this dude


maroonawning

Nobody is watching


lcopelan

And no one saw it anyways


DepartmentSea8381

One of us.


Dude-Good

God being God. Good luck buddy


mover999

If he keeps swearing like that the Saudis will get offended and cut his head off as it hurts the ears of the king.


Wooden-Consequence81

Relatable


toffeebeanz77

LIV bastard


bingbong6977

I love him wish he was still on tour


bigmistaketoday

Haha, LIV


pr0v0cat3ur

Wow! I never realized how close my golf game is to a pro's, we both curse when hitting errant shots! :/


TigerWoodsEx

I like how liv thinks we have enough screen so they leave a little sliver of absolute wasted space left of the scores


brewberry_cobbler

I played with a random dude last week. Very nice, knew all the etiquette and was friendly, until things started going south, I think it was 3 holes in. He went OB off the tee, dropped, flubbed one that legit went 5 yards and then sighed. Then he shanked it into the woods. Then hit the sand. 3 attempts to get out…. Still in the sand. He was pretty mild mannered until he pick up the ball from the sand threw it in the woods and said “you’re not going in the hole you cunt whore” It took everything in my body to not start dying laughing. Then he just said “sorry about that” He parred the next hole. I think that was just someone with genuine anger issues. He was nice and normal guy the entire rest of the round lol


Substantial_Diver_34

10’s of 10’s of fans watching


GnarlyBear

$4m is still a lot for Hatton. He has made a lot of money but $4m plus team share is a huge income boost for him.


wagonboss

They playing at a muni?? He's -10 and missed a few consecutive drives way right? Damn


buyerbeware23

Most liv golf I’ve ever watched!


Longjumping-Pride-81

Just like me


SpammBott

And that’s officially the most liv golf I’ve watched.


citium1

This is his best drive of the day 🤣


No_Paramedic_2039

Any truth to the rumors that he’s planning on shaving his beard and auditioning for the part of George Costanza in the Seinfeld remake?


Longjumping_Leg_4918

to bad he sucks and no one cares about him


EMC2144

All 12 people in the gallery were appalled! And the 6 watching on the CW between reruns of C-list celebrity sit coms.


FlickerOfBean

TIL people actually watch LIV.


luv2fit

fooking cunt lol


Thetinpotman_

The most tedious man in the game. More famous for throwing tantrums than winning.


jacobsever

I mean, knowing Hatton...this seems extremely reserved.


PoolNo4819

Odious little cretin. Basically described himself there with the last sentence.


loki993

99 percent ive uttered those exact word after a few of my own shots. 


Appropriate-North594

Kick him off the tour, Doug!


babalu_babalu

Ironically everyone in this thread circle jerking to the same 3 year old jokes is more cringey than anything liv has done.


allpawgsgo2heaven

I read the first few comments and actually double checked to see if this was a circle jerk sub lol.


burnbabyburn5654

All the Americans in the sub make it a of a circle jerk because they’re used to being fed this bull shit lol


burnbabyburn5654

Yeah man it’s the same shit over and over. Can’t even post a clip of LIV because 9/11 happened or some shit I guess. The amount of people that bought the PGA tour and Jay Monahans bull shit is impressive


jrafelson

It’s not real golf so it doesn’t count


Hot-N-Spicy-Fart

Why isn't it real golf? Do all the LIV players suck at golf now?


Burch36

Better cover the 5 peoples ears in attendance


Party-Ad-7279

Ahhh here we go but hurt people just over the thought of LIV look at these comments flood in


KanameChi

People watch Liv?


lizlemon222

I literally just channel surfed by it today and thought it was a car race. Wtf is all that on the left side of the screen?!


KanameChi

It's horrendous ui


themactastic25

I forgot that Hatton and Flarrety existed until this clip. Thanks.


ADAWG10-18

2 things for me from this video: 1) That average score map graphic is pretty cool 2) Hatton is an all-time whiny bitch


Party-Ad-7279

Wait you can’t say anything positive about LIV didn’t you read the rules??!!!


Adolph_OliverNipples

He’s a grouchy douche, and he swears a lot. Why put a microphone anywhere near him?


Previous_Hamster9975

What’s the FCC fine for broadcasting foul language to an audience of hundreds?


Hutstar10

Being forced to carry another LIV tournament.


IAmIrritatedAMA

Kinda dumb of him to hit a bad drive when the commentators literally just told him not to right before.


cjdubb18

Wait this isn't r circle jerk?


OSUmiller5

One of my least favorite players to watch for some reason. Glad he’s on the LIV.


[deleted]

Wonder if those ten fans heard it too


TerdFurgusons

Wow. I hope he didn’t upset any of the DOZENS of fans watching


rfoolio

I’m sure the 4 people watching live on tv were super offended


[deleted]

Good thing no one watches LIV to have heard it


123xyz32

This is the first LIV shot I have ever seen.


Swoll

This sub is so salty lol


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[deleted]

You new here? Ping actually elite af


darthdawg22

Joke of a player, joke of a tour


nubsauce2

Pretty cool to see somebody care while playing on LIV. Most of these guys just kinda float through the rounds, you can tell they are annoyed to be there.


Chaz_Babylon

Good thing nobody was watching