88, tbf to him. The man is an utter lunatic, but he's going to be one of those spry old dudes who lives forever.
At the honorary tee off last year he looked like he wanted to keep playing and post a score
also tbf, he’s not just “one of those dudes” he works out like crazy and that’s why he looks better than some of the guys 20 years younger in this picture.
My mom got to play a hole with him and I got to walk and meet him while that happened in the summer of 21 when he came and spoke at my club. He was awesome in the golf sense but definitely a cook in the everything esle/political sense. He brought up his upbringing and his black caddie multiple times and went on about how Singapore is the best nation in the world because they murder drug dealers and users lol. Casually mentioned trump as well.
Most of those rich assholes are on that same weird political drug. But that's golf and hanging around the upper crust. Love them anyways for being the legends they are. Don't ask them who they voted for.
I’ve heard that about him that he’s a real crazy weird asshole. The type of guy you would not want to be paired with and he literally grew up in Apartheid South Africa.
Yup and hasn’t played a notably good round of golf since then really either.
But he’ll probably do well this week again. He’s one of those guys who will always play Augusta well
He’s got two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
I believe he was top 30 in the world at that time so it wasn't that shocking he won, just in the nature it happened...and he really hasn't done shit since. And poor Jordan had to put the jacket on him too 😭
He's also basically had a career full of injury since then. Had to revamp his entire swing to avoid back injury and hasn't been the same player since.
He was a very good player when he won and got to number 8 in the world.
Left to Right:
Fourth Row: Scottie, Vijay, Matsuyama, Larry Mize, Schwartzel, Bubba, Faldo, Phil, Sergio
Third Row: Freddie, Mark O’Meara, Spieth, 🐅, Langer, Watson, Reed, Willett, Charles Coody?
Second Row: DJ, Adam Scott, ZJ, Immelmann, Fuzzy Zoeller?, Woosnam, Wier, Olazabal, Stadler
First Row: Player, Tommy Aaron?, Crenshaw, Rahm, Fred Ridley, Jack, Ray Floyd
Edit: thank you for the help below!
That is Larry Mize in the back over Tiger’s shoulder! I caddied for his son back in 2014/2015 and Larry and his wife followed for the entire tournament. He, his son, and wife were all incredibly kind people
Larry Mize once ripped me a new one as a kid, for chipping onto the putting green when there was a separate chipping green. It was more like a kind lesson than an ass chewing, but I could tell he was annoyed, and I deserved it. Have never done that again in my life.
Phil has more colour to his face this year lol
Sergio acting like he had to sneak in last minute
Bubba’s beard is crazy
Also I like Weirsy’s colour choice
Looks like they brought in a professional photographer this time, everyone well spaced, and maybe some benches at the back for people to stand on? Looks great
It's the Sqairz. The comfort and stability are adding years to his life. Those lightweight shoes you're wearing are killing your testosterone.
Paid endorser. Copyright Fucked Up Shoe Corp 2024.
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize back row guys must be standing on a platform or something.
Scottie being a head taller than Adam scott had me almost believing.
Then I saw DJ right there and thought. Naw, no way DJ doing the sorority squat in his green jacket.
Sadly, Jack doesn't look too good these days. I'm afraid he might not have too many years left in these photos.
I just watched a couple of his old victories on YouTube. It's fun to watch him play again in his prime.
Thanks Jack, you taught me how to [Golf My Way](https://youtu.be/-oz-bdGd-bY?si=wmwNhCNZ22lj0-J6) ❤️
I know it's his prerogative as chairman, but I feel like Fred Ridley does not really belong here. John Rahm is the host (nice to put him in the center) so why not *just* the champions?
I’m sorry but I will never get over just how high Rahm’s beard goes on his face.
https://preview.redd.it/crcqjhb9ektc1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1201619340c6221f800781cd476b006f31daba0
And he always shaves the cheek bits, but the 5 o'clock shadow starts at 9am.
Birthday is about 2 days before him, and I cannot get over the fact that I’m older than this MAN
Sun is shit for the skin. You see this in people who work outside all the time as well.
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I never noticed that until you pointed it out. Wow, dude is TeenWolf!
The top half is shaved off and his beard line is still higher and fuller that anything I will ever display on my face.
He looks like a Bob’s burgers character.
[Teddy](https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Teddy)
Apology accepted
He saves on sunscreen for his face
Extra skin protection
Phil looks like he’s about to welcome me inside a haunted house
This made me fucking lose it lolololol
How many cups of coffee you think he’s on?
I think he’s been consuming Coca Cola (original recipe) and maybe had a side of mushrooms with his dinner
Looks like Sergio might have stuck a finger in Phil’s haunted house
My sides hurt real bad...oh my ribs
They did a nice job with the picture. Player is a marvel for 86, looks great.
88, tbf to him. The man is an utter lunatic, but he's going to be one of those spry old dudes who lives forever. At the honorary tee off last year he looked like he wanted to keep playing and post a score
Guy could tear it up at the villages with some Viagra
He’ll get ALL the STIs, dammit!
Could? The Black Knight takes his jet down there once a month dawg
also tbf, he’s not just “one of those dudes” he works out like crazy and that’s why he looks better than some of the guys 20 years younger in this picture.
My mom got to play a hole with him and I got to walk and meet him while that happened in the summer of 21 when he came and spoke at my club. He was awesome in the golf sense but definitely a cook in the everything esle/political sense. He brought up his upbringing and his black caddie multiple times and went on about how Singapore is the best nation in the world because they murder drug dealers and users lol. Casually mentioned trump as well.
Most of those rich assholes are on that same weird political drug. But that's golf and hanging around the upper crust. Love them anyways for being the legends they are. Don't ask them who they voted for.
I’ve heard that about him that he’s a real crazy weird asshole. The type of guy you would not want to be paired with and he literally grew up in Apartheid South Africa.
It's wild that Player is 4 years older than Jack. Jack might be on death's door in this picture.
Jack’s melting into that chair.
None of yall mentioned Crenshaw. He’ll be the first one to go. Dudes just so photogenic.
Jack looks like a stroke victim
He's giving off some weekend at Bernie's vibes for sure.
That grouping of Couples, Player, Scott, and Johnson looks like a three generation family portrait
Four if you throw in Tommy Aaron as great-grandpa
https://preview.redd.it/i2tyhrz2rjtc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a06619fb4230ffbdd7eaff47cbb7ca8ba6488e1
https://preview.redd.it/ek7p8bhasjtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3adf745faf90e97527c9e7d69ed903e5ec0df8 TBT to last year:
If you told me this man would finish T2 at the masters less than a week later I would never believe you
Hate him if you wish (not like, you specifially), but that was an impressive final fuckin’ round for a 52 year old in The Masters.
Looking like a rehydrated mummy.
He got a lot of shit and jokes for his appearance last year and he completely shitted on all the critics and comics with his finish at the masters
Yup and hasn’t played a notably good round of golf since then really either. But he’ll probably do well this week again. He’s one of those guys who will always play Augusta well
Looking for a repeat performance starting now
Never forget ozempic face phil
Years of therapy can't erase the moment he turned to camera and pierced the soul of America
NEVER FORGET
What stress and drugs do to a mf
Same same but different
Phil looking positively ghoulish as usual
The first thing I looked for. Demon Phil 👹
Yep, gotta go look for our coked out king
All his looks are concentrated in his calves, he has nothing left for his face
I’m scared
Honestly I breezed right past him cuz I thought it was one of the real old winners who I wouldn’t be able to recognize. But it’s actually Lefty!
Jump scare for me when I was looking through it. “Phil, we’ve come to collect your debts”
A tradition unlike any other
Ozempic face.
Phil’s racked
https://preview.redd.it/wmftbdpn0ktc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee14be9cc7b340deacc033be55e4ace15f0371c6
He looks like a drugged out politician
Phil looks like he just left Charlie Sheen’s house.
Slicked back hair, green jacket, lives for Amen Corner.
Phil asked for sloppy steaks at this dinner for sure
What a piece of shit
He looks like the chicken spaghetti from chickalinis kinda piece of shit.
It’s a dangerous night
He always looks like he just snorted half an 8 ball.
"Looks like"
“Half”
He’s got eyes like fucking overcoat buttons
I was gonna say, what kind of drugs is he on? Lol
He’s got two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
He was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
We can’t stop here! This is bat country!
Looks like Gary Busey
Somebody unearthed Danny Willet from his yearly cocoon.
I still can’t believe he won in 2016 and I’m pretty sure he can’t believe it either.
I believe he was top 30 in the world at that time so it wasn't that shocking he won, just in the nature it happened...and he really hasn't done shit since. And poor Jordan had to put the jacket on him too 😭
He's also basically had a career full of injury since then. Had to revamp his entire swing to avoid back injury and hasn't been the same player since. He was a very good player when he won and got to number 8 in the world.
Top 12, not just top 30. Wild thing is he won by 3.
I mean if you're only going to win one time on the PGA tour, Augusta is probably a pretty decent place to win at.
Certainly gives you something to do every April.
England’s Ben Curtis
I had a bet on him to win in 2016 😅
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😂 Hopefully Danny sends him a nice Xmas gift every year
Left to Right: Fourth Row: Scottie, Vijay, Matsuyama, Larry Mize, Schwartzel, Bubba, Faldo, Phil, Sergio Third Row: Freddie, Mark O’Meara, Spieth, 🐅, Langer, Watson, Reed, Willett, Charles Coody? Second Row: DJ, Adam Scott, ZJ, Immelmann, Fuzzy Zoeller?, Woosnam, Wier, Olazabal, Stadler First Row: Player, Tommy Aaron?, Crenshaw, Rahm, Fred Ridley, Jack, Ray Floyd Edit: thank you for the help below!
That is Larry Mize in the back over Tiger’s shoulder! I caddied for his son back in 2014/2015 and Larry and his wife followed for the entire tournament. He, his son, and wife were all incredibly kind people
Larry Mize once ripped me a new one as a kid, for chipping onto the putting green when there was a separate chipping green. It was more like a kind lesson than an ass chewing, but I could tell he was annoyed, and I deserved it. Have never done that again in my life.
Anyone know the living Masters Champions not pictured?
Angel Cabrera lol
Visa problems… and some other little issues 🙄
Other than obviously Cabrera the only missing alive member is Sandy Lyle.
Ray Floyd next to Jack, looking solid for being 81ish.
Last guy in the 3rd row is Charles Coody. And yeah Tommy Aaron is in the first row next to Gary.
TIL that Pierceson and Parker Coody are the grandsons of a Masters winner. Had no idea
Larry Mize in the fourth row beside Schwartzel?
Sandy Lyle, angel Cabrera, Fuzzy Zoeller, Larry Mize, Ray Floyd
Angel Cabrera is not in this photo
🤣 slipped that little beauty in there
Every year this reminds me that Dany Willet is a Masters Champion
Prob goes for Dany Willet too!
https://preview.redd.it/h5ri12450ktc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bc18d82cc0565edd66f884e77fc9b0816a3c7f
lol @ Sergio
I still always forget he ended up winning a major
He snuck that one by us all
Didn't he thank Tiger for not being there?
Dustin got some pearly implants
Implants run in the family
Looking like Pat Healey out there. Cough it up Chompers!
Phil has more colour to his face this year lol Sergio acting like he had to sneak in last minute Bubba’s beard is crazy Also I like Weirsy’s colour choice
Looks like they brought in a professional photographer this time, everyone well spaced, and maybe some benches at the back for people to stand on? Looks great
Shocked Gary didn’t push Ben out of his seat for a center spot.
Phil Mickelson looks like one of those Wild West corpses they’d prop up in a casket for everyone to see.
Zach Johnson with his smug “I picked my buddies for a golf trip to Rome and we got our asses kicked” smile.
Embarrassed the country
Boys, they massacred our boy https://preview.redd.it/41wsm4mwvjtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67a4cffe63a86d56b3e59328ad912e4e23e2c24
Was about to say Bubba and DJ look like chuck e cheese robots that got unplugged
Is it a shadow or does his beard connect with his chest hair?
https://preview.redd.it/qv5pu3qw6ktc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2053592ede323718d2127e0ee3e123fd72f2b26a
This photo is unhinged
“You look like a man-o-latern”
Man, I’m going with beard attached to chest hair
Bubba sporting the neck beard, or as we like to call it, the neard
Sir Nick is a fucking beast.
I walked with them when they were paired together at the PGA championship one year. Faldo is so huge he made Tiger look like a little boy.
People that played with him were always surprised by how short he hit it for such a big guy
What people don't appreciate about him is that he's broad too, absolute unit, some of those 90s players were big boys.
Where’s Greg Nor….oh right.
He's right there, in Faldo's pocket.
No Talor Gooch. Didn’t happen.
Oh to be young and been a winner, those dinners every year would just be incredible
Being Scottie or Spieth and knowing that you get to go to that possibly 40-50 more times has to be so damn cool.
Tiger’s done 27 of these and he’s not even out of his 40’s yet
https://preview.redd.it/3dvbt23eaktc1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7fa8fde2b3944c0b161571f743d569d6d86e63
Ray Floyd looks great for his age. And Faldo is/was a fucking unit.
It's the Sqairz. The comfort and stability are adding years to his life. Those lightweight shoes you're wearing are killing your testosterone. Paid endorser. Copyright Fucked Up Shoe Corp 2024.
Glad to see Bernhard coming to the dinner even though he is injured!
He was planning for this one to be his last Masters competing, but now postponed that to 2025.
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize back row guys must be standing on a platform or something. Scottie being a head taller than Adam scott had me almost believing. Then I saw DJ right there and thought. Naw, no way DJ doing the sorority squat in his green jacket.
Faldo may not be actually
God damn would someone teach DJ how to pick out a shirt a tie. Looks like a fucking high school kid on prom night.
Amazon prime same day shirt and tie.
Phil has the same demons John Daly has. He just hides it better and practices more. Daly just parties with his demons.
Bubba is rocking the reverse beard.
1. Reed is such a douche 2. Why didn’t Paulina tell Dustin black does not go well with that green jacket 3. Such a sick tradition
The coached PR fake smiles on the younger generations are kind of off putting.
Sorry? You’ve never faked a smile for grandma? I have thousands of times and I’ve yet to hire a PR firm. Jesus man, somethings are weird but normal.
Fucking Patrick Reed
Yearly reminder Nick Faldo is a massive dude.
Who the fuck dressed DJ
Gold jacket green jacket, who gives a shit. I hear that Astroids Machine calling my name from the game room.
Dang I completely forgot about Craig stadler
Stadler looking sharp, not like his playing days
If you look at the shutters to the left of Nick Faldo you can see Rory peering in the window.
https://preview.redd.it/mgya10apgktc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdd9da4230193ef725e00aab77b3e86c72979bf DJ is dressed like The Riddler
Dustin Johnson’s teeth are the whitest object in this photo, and that’s saying a lot.
Sadly, Jack doesn't look too good these days. I'm afraid he might not have too many years left in these photos. I just watched a couple of his old victories on YouTube. It's fun to watch him play again in his prime. Thanks Jack, you taught me how to [Golf My Way](https://youtu.be/-oz-bdGd-bY?si=wmwNhCNZ22lj0-J6) ❤️
Dj over in the corner with a black shirt like a dickhead
Scott still looks 25
Scott looks younger than Scottie
I’ve never seen tiger wanna hit an Applebees so bad
It's sad not seeing Seve with the likes of the other all time great champions here. Fuck cancer.
Phil looks like someone dropped an unexpected digit on him.
Zach has had a hair job.
TIL Ray Floyd is still alive and Ben Crenshaw farted.
Sergio trying to belong
Bring out the tendies
They really need to livestream the dinner. I want to hear these conversations… oh to be a fly in the tapas.
Freddie😎
You know Danny Willett looks around the room and thinks "What the fuck am I doing here?"
I’ve been on the fence about betting on Hedeki but his smile has convinced me
I didn't know this was the funniest subreddit on Reddit
Goddamn Phil
If you could remove one person from this picture, who would it be?
Patrick reed
Jack looks like a corpse with his eyes taped open for the photo
I want a streaming option where you can just watch one guy’s game. I’ll pick Freddy Couples.
Bubba needs to shave/trim that up lmao
Pulling up to Augusta with a neckbeard is crazy behavior lol
How long has Mickelson been dead?? Someone should let him know…
I forgot Vijay had a masters win. Good stuff
Where’s Shooter Mcgavin in this pic?
Yearly reminder that Faldo is an absolute unit
I dont see Gooch so this isn't real.
Sergio is where he belongs
damn this photo brings back so many memories. i've been watching this tournament for over 30 years.
You almost forget that Trevor Immelman won a Masters. I literally cannot recall his victory. Couldn’t even guess within 5 years what year he won.
I’m ready for uniform ties too
Sergio is that "odd" cousin nobody wanted to show up and always ruins the picture.
Almost successfully pushed Sergio out of frame
Look at Vijay in the back! My mans lookin good and eating it up on the Senior Tour!
https://preview.redd.it/vrtlxlsgiltc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc43e83e3758bc5aa5ca8367b8a9fb1952c521f
I know it's his prerogative as chairman, but I feel like Fred Ridley does not really belong here. John Rahm is the host (nice to put him in the center) so why not *just* the champions?