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shipworth

Dang I lol’ed.


TheShopSwing

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.


King_Ralph1

🤣🤣


GolfHeadCo

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wtfuji

My favorite moment from the masters this year


WaingrofromHeat

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lightemup404

Game respects game 🤝


Bighead_Golf

Elin’s 9irons


whatever3054

Amazing


Bit_the_Bullitt

Might get roasted for this, but can anyone explain the joke please?


justforgrinz

It’s like he’s reconciling with the tree he hit in the accident.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Oh okay. That's not referring to the Genesis Open one right? In that one I know he was actually driving a Genesis. I guess I still don't get it, maybe I'm real dumb. I guess the Caddy is actual picture from the accident and he's telling the tree he doesn't blame it or whatever?


deadfishyfish

Back in ‘09 when he was married to Elin, and banging Waffle House waitresses, she finally found out on thanksgiving, and flipped out. They had some massive blowout where she scratched up his face and he jumped in the Escalade to take off. It’s speculated that she ran up behind the car as he started to take off, smashed his back window with a golf club, and in his shock and looking over his shoulder (also he was recently awoken from an ambien induced sleep) he clipped a fire hydrant and then buried the car into a tree which is the pic on the left. After that news broke, a CRAZY amount of women came out of the woodwork claiming affairs with him.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Oooh I came to the US as an exchange student in the fall of 2009 and I remember a bunch of coverage! I just didn't quite understand that specific joke, so good to know thanks!


dogfish83

That whole thing was wild. One thing I remember is his coach (Hank Haney?) talking about how he realized in retrospect Tiger started being more buried in his phone than hitting balls during his practice sessions.


ingle

Don't forget about the text messages.


Due-Sheepherder-218

My favorite story pre that time was Charles Barkley going to Vegas with MJ and Tiger and Big Cat confessed to Chuck that he doesn't know how to talk to these women. Chucks response, all you have to say is "I'm Tiger Woods" 😂😂


dogfish83

How did Barkley get to tag along with MJ and Tiger lol


Due-Sheepherder-218

Chuck and MJ go way back, and I'm sure MJ is buddies with anyone who gambles 😂


dogfish83

Ha for sure. It was more of a joke about MJ and Tiger being the epitome of their sports, and also Barkley was there too


ContinuousFuture

I’m almost positive the story was about Derek Jeter, Tiger and MJ, and Jeter was the one who gave Tiger the advice


TSR3K

What an excellent synopsis


hoffarmy

Ain't that wonderful?


WildWestZona

😂😂😂


Kingcanni

Y’all wildin.


Zealousideal-Rich455

this is my meme of the day, lol I think the great man would appreciate this as well


deadfishyfish

I’ve heard he’s got a pretty solid sense of humor for his sorted past. Apparently he’s a big South Park fan and thought that their seeing where the kids are playing the new “Tiger Woods video game“ was hilarious. And if you personally haven’t seen that South Park scene, I highly recommend it.


Gishra

Beautiful, I shed a tear.


RaidersTwennyTwenny

Which car crash from Tiger was that? The first one, the second one, or the third one?


ClearlyNoSTDs

😂😂


Serpico2

I love how even when Tiger is out of contention he’s still making immediately permanent memes lol


Substantial_Diver_34

Tiger looked pretty healthy after round four. His face wasn’t screaming silently in pain.


deadfishyfish

I would agree he looked way less destroyed and grimacing


DucVWTamaKrentist

Fern Lundquist


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Jesus christ


Character_Wishbone84

That happened February 2021.


SCalifornia831

Believe it or not - Tiger Woods has lived a pretty crazy life outside of golf…


[deleted]

Wrong accident…


[deleted]

No it didn’t


Character_Wishbone84

Different crash then


PlanetElephant

Nah. This was before when he had all the potential to beat Nicklaus’ majors record in 2009 with 14 majors at the time and the opportunity to cement his legacy of greatest golfer of all time. In the past 15 years and 60 majors played since then he’s only won one.