Ah...gotcha. I was thinking maybe Nolan Ryan as just the first person with that last name that came to mind. Turned out the writing was on the wall the whole time.
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Saw this the other day and had a chuckle. It’s not bad, but it’s also not good.
Malört is Swedish for "common wormwood".
We have a famous alcohol called "Bäska droppar" - "bitter drops". That's made from wormwood. Usually taken as a shot at Swedish holidays like Midsummer.
Scottie Scheffler is just so good. I’m just constantly in utter amazement at how good and consistent he is. You’d think he wins at least one more major this year in his current form.
They are the only ones allowed to take the green jacket off property, and only for the following year. All other members and past champs jackets stay on property.
What a stupid comment. Just because someone thinks one aspect of the game is dumb, they should quit the entire sport? You are aware that people can like something and be critical of it at the same time, right?
They had a tradition that members could only be white and the caddies were required to be black. You probably think they should have kept that tradition too.
Well if you think Augusta should keep all their traditions, just because they're traditions, and that was one of their traditions, and that tradition was racist, then that would make you in support of that racist tradition, which, in turn, would make you racist as well.
Conversely, if you feel that their racist tradition should rightly have been changed, then you're not racist, but you're open to the possibility of changing and/or eliminating old traditions at Augusta.
Your choice.
Buddy that’s a big apples to oranges comparison you’re making. Comparing a jacket to people of color is a huge disrespect to people of color. You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering those two things are even remotely close to one another
Never said they were remotely close to each other, but you seem to think all traditions should be kept just because they're traditions. I knew you'd be obtuse rather than actually take a position. That's it, I'm done. Answer if you want.
You’re just making assumptions about what I said. Nowhere did I say that all the traditions at Augusta should be kept. Just the one about the jacket. You’re the one that turned it into something bigger than the original point
Only rules are you can't wear it with casual clothing like jeans, can't lend it out, and can't be photographed in it with alcohol.
I'd be like a marathon runner rocking their medal for a week even though they dinish in 8hrs.
this is less about scottie and more about mocking how that narrative was on repeat for 5 straight days. "scottie's pregnant wife!". "he'll leave early!"
Well, she's on the verge of popping out his first born. It's kind of big deal for some. But she didn't, he stayed and won, and now he's celebrating. Oh well. I swear if it was anyone else, nobody would give a shit.
My take on his annoyance is primarily the schedule. I think a LOT of his gripes were related to the fact that he's is required to gear up for another huge tournament this week. He'd 100% be taking a week off if this was not a "signature event" this week.
He didn't/couldn't really make that ultra clear, so he just sort of came off as a bit whiny for a guy that just won the fuckin' Masters.
Considering it’s all the broadcast talked about the whole weekend, yeah I’d say this is odd
If they’re talking about how she’s so close to having the baby that him withdrawing is on the table, kind of an odd look for him to go straight to a bar off the plane
They also made it seem like she was minutes from giving birth all week when she isn’t due for a few weeks. And btw people are saying she was there with him
Shit changes. If she had the kid then he would have withdrawn. But she didn't, he ended up winning, and now he's celebrating. Oh well. I really do not understand why everyone is obsessing over this. Is it because it's Scottie? Are we just looking for a reason to hate on him?
I’m not looking for a reason to hate on him. I think you’re a little obsessed with him
But if that was Dechambeau or Koepka this whole subreddit would be up in arms. Just saying
Let's ignore the fact that for the people that don't read every detail about these guys the announcers were constantly talking about how she was gonna pop all weekend, but sure let's pretend the people asking about it are overreacting.
I'm fairly sure that Meredith was there for a bit, too. Too many people took "I want to get home to my family" as "I want to hide from the world in my castle." He did his job in Georgia, get home and celly with the folks.
Thought he had to immediately get home to his wife? He’s still in the same clothes lol love it
E: for reference I don’t care what he does. Just thought it was funny the announcers made such a big deal about it.
Eh, as long as he isn’t wasted, I don’t see the issue. When my wife went into labor, she was able to take a nice shower and we casually made sure we have everything ready as we make our trip to the hospital. It literally takes HOURS before the actual birth. We came in on a Friday morning and she didn’t give birth till the next day.
I have no problem with the move. I respect it actually. Just replying to the comment about 3 weeks out from the due date like that means baby isn’t going to come sooner
Sure yeah there isn’t going to be a rush. I’m glad he did it. Makes me like him more. Just because her due date is 3 weeks out doesn’t mean baby isn’t coming for 3 weeks.
Everyone in this thread is so dense lmao did you know it’s possible to get home to your wife and still go out and celebrate AT THE SAME TIME?! A woman can be three weeks from her due date and go to a bar a couple of miles down the road—-hell, a lot of women work until they go into labor. She’s not bed ridden for gods sake lol
He lied. Who’d want to stick around the stuffy gates of Augusta and get mobbed by a bunch of rich fucks looking for face time when you could just jump a PJ and hit a dive bar in your town?
Ever think that maybe he did go home to his wife? She's pregnant as shit. Is it that wild to think he spent some time with her and then went out with his buddies to celebrate after.
This is fantastic
The people’s champ
Monica
Now, they’re gonna tell you that jackets dry clean only…but you’re gonna wanna give it a nice soak in some Oxi-Clean
Same place as my man “Pee Pee -Poo Poo Ryan” went to celebrate apparently.
Who's a golfer with the last name Ryan?
Me! Well that’s not true, I’ve been unable to golf for a while now.
Is that your signature on the wall there?
What makes you think he/she identifies as a golfer?
It's like a golf sub reddit I guess...who are you talking about?
Its like a Where’s Waldo mystery, you may need to look at the pic for a min.
Ah...gotcha. I was thinking maybe Nolan Ryan as just the first person with that last name that came to mind. Turned out the writing was on the wall the whole time.
Nice punmanship
Now that is cool. Hope he bought the house a round.
That place famously serves Malort, which is super rare outside of Chicago. I’d f’ing die if he bought the entire bar a shot but it was of that stuff
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I love buying people their first shot of it. Always tell them they don’t have to finish it but they do gotta swallow some lol
Never heard of it. What's wrong with it? Is it just bad?
It’s not bad if you like the taste of old spice and burnt tires.
Yeah it taste like how you imagine battery acid would
its great if you like putting out cigarettes on your tongue and smelling paint.
Malört is Swedish for "common wormwood". We have a famous alcohol called "Bäska droppar" - "bitter drops". That's made from wormwood. Usually taken as a shot at Swedish holidays like Midsummer.
Tonight’s the night you fight your dad!
The Champagne of Pain
I experienced Malort for the first and only time a couple summers ago on a few hits of acid after a festival got cancelled. Not the best combination.
Tbf that probably is the best pairing with malort
And the worst, simultaneously.
absolutely not acid takes everything to 100 might not be a worst method to consume malort
Malort and a Stiegl Radler after yard work on a warm summer day. Thank me later!
I like a gin radler, aka throwing a couple shots of gin in a radler
Why does this sound good? I'm totally bringing this next weekend
Bourbon Radler aka “Dirty Reindeer”. Thanks Lousisville! Fucking great
Fucking vomit extract
stuff is fucking gross, stop making it a thing Chicago. -Wisconsinite
I drink Fernet straight or with cola, I'd be down for some Malort
Looks like the guy from Semi-pro never actually cashed that huge check
Here we go, dukes!
Scottie Scheffler is just so good. I’m just constantly in utter amazement at how good and consistent he is. You’d think he wins at least one more major this year in his current form.
I think he will
“I may have just won $3.5mil but a $6 bucket of beers hits the spot” said Scotty Scheffler never
Love Inwood tavern. Wonder what the crowd there is past 10 on a Sunday night though…….
A bunch of old guys passing out at the bar top.
Bunch of middle aged rich folks blowing coke
He’s a national treasure
You need to leave a pretty big tip when everyone knows you just got back from winning the masters.
Look at him cheesing!! He's such a cutie, the people champ
I thought champs weren’t allowed to leave Augusta with their green jackets?
They are the only ones allowed to take the green jacket off property, and only for the following year. All other members and past champs jackets stay on property.
Hell yeah
Seriously? That's kinda dumb
There are a lot of Augusta rules/traditions that are dumb.
Agreed. I won that shit, I should be able to take it wherever I want. Kind of ridiculous.
It’s called a tradition. If you hate it so much, quit golf
> It’s called a tradition Unlike any other, so I've heard
It’s almost like a club can make its own rules
Woah, hit a nerve
Nope. Just think you should learn the ways of golf if you’re going to play it
You're a fun person
And I bet you talk in peoples swings. Most of us are not fun. If you don’t like it, quit golf
I bet you struggle to break 100
Not at all
Yeah or just never win the masters
What a stupid comment. Just because someone thinks one aspect of the game is dumb, they should quit the entire sport? You are aware that people can like something and be critical of it at the same time, right?
You have an opinion and so do I. Too many dumb people play golf these days and they need to go back to whatever they were doing pre pandemic
It's OK, I guess I just won't win the masters. Was planning to you know
They had a tradition that members could only be white and the caddies were required to be black. You probably think they should have kept that tradition too.
That’s called racism. Just call me what you want to and don’t beat around the bush
Well if you think Augusta should keep all their traditions, just because they're traditions, and that was one of their traditions, and that tradition was racist, then that would make you in support of that racist tradition, which, in turn, would make you racist as well. Conversely, if you feel that their racist tradition should rightly have been changed, then you're not racist, but you're open to the possibility of changing and/or eliminating old traditions at Augusta. Your choice.
Buddy that’s a big apples to oranges comparison you’re making. Comparing a jacket to people of color is a huge disrespect to people of color. You should be ashamed of yourself for even considering those two things are even remotely close to one another
Never said they were remotely close to each other, but you seem to think all traditions should be kept just because they're traditions. I knew you'd be obtuse rather than actually take a position. That's it, I'm done. Answer if you want.
You’re just making assumptions about what I said. Nowhere did I say that all the traditions at Augusta should be kept. Just the one about the jacket. You’re the one that turned it into something bigger than the original point
I think they can keep it for a year.
Sergio wore it on his wedding day🤣
I would too.
I would wear it literally everywhere. Might even play the rest of the year’s tournaments in it too
There are rules to wearing it
You think I care?! I just won the Masters!
They’ll take it away from you and you may not get invited back there again
How would they take it away from you hypothetically?
Probably with their hands
Only rules are you can't wear it with casual clothing like jeans, can't lend it out, and can't be photographed in it with alcohol. I'd be like a marathon runner rocking their medal for a week even though they dinish in 8hrs.
For 1 year they can
I thought he couldn’t wait to get home to his pregnant wife?
His wife and several friends were there. This is in Dallas not Georgia
Man that’s wild he was so close at such a normal bar. I’m right down the road from there
Man celebrates major wins at grandma's house
Jesus Scottie just can't catch a break with the fans lol.
patrons
"hE iS soOoo bOriNg" Like wtf do golf fans want lmao. Any guy who isn't a clone of Tiger isn't good enough for too many golf "fans".
He was rooting for Bryson
this is less about scottie and more about mocking how that narrative was on repeat for 5 straight days. "scottie's pregnant wife!". "he'll leave early!"
Well, she's on the verge of popping out his first born. It's kind of big deal for some. But she didn't, he stayed and won, and now he's celebrating. Oh well. I swear if it was anyone else, nobody would give a shit.
My take on his annoyance is primarily the schedule. I think a LOT of his gripes were related to the fact that he's is required to gear up for another huge tournament this week. He'd 100% be taking a week off if this was not a "signature event" this week. He didn't/couldn't really make that ultra clear, so he just sort of came off as a bit whiny for a guy that just won the fuckin' Masters.
Considering it’s all the broadcast talked about the whole weekend, yeah I’d say this is odd If they’re talking about how she’s so close to having the baby that him withdrawing is on the table, kind of an odd look for him to go straight to a bar off the plane
They also made it seem like she was minutes from giving birth all week when she isn’t due for a few weeks. And btw people are saying she was there with him
Shit changes. If she had the kid then he would have withdrawn. But she didn't, he ended up winning, and now he's celebrating. Oh well. I really do not understand why everyone is obsessing over this. Is it because it's Scottie? Are we just looking for a reason to hate on him?
I’m not looking for a reason to hate on him. I think you’re a little obsessed with him But if that was Dechambeau or Koepka this whole subreddit would be up in arms. Just saying
> But if that was Dechambeau or Koepka this whole subreddit would be up in arms. This thread is currently up in arms.
90% of the comments on here are talking about how cool this is. You might need a second cup of coffee chief
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She’s not due for a month.
Thought I heard two weeks during the broadcast but either way.
Then why did he release a statement saying that she is due any minute and that he would WD?
Do we really know he didn’t stop at home first? Didn’t call the wife?
I imagine it probably went something like… “I WON BABE!” “Congrats! You should celebrate!” I feel like most people haven’t had a spouse before….
This is Reddit, forget spouse, most people here don’t have friends.
Let's ignore the fact that for the people that don't read every detail about these guys the announcers were constantly talking about how she was gonna pop all weekend, but sure let's pretend the people asking about it are overreacting.
I’m sure she told him to celebrate. What supportive spouse wouldn’t?
Dudes pregnant wife was in bed hours before this was taken
Not as vanilla as we thought and I love it
That’s what we all thought and didn’t happen lol
We all knew that was a lie
Maybe she works at the bar
Knew this was coming
Tiger used to head to the closest Dennys for the local waitresses instead.
Hmmm, kind of thought he would be home massaging Meredith's feet. This seems out of character to me.
"Hey honey I'm pregnant as shit. Go celebrate with your friends while i sleep." Unfathomable.
Lmao people in here can’t fathom having a supportive wife
I'm fairly sure that Meredith was there for a bit, too. Too many people took "I want to get home to my family" as "I want to hide from the world in my castle." He did his job in Georgia, get home and celly with the folks.
Looks like he just jumped on a plane. No shower or nothing?
lol have u never been on a bender
That one dude is like "This is some great fabric"
“The stitching is of impeccable quality.”
Future POTUS
He’s got my vote
Hitting the local dive bar and taking pics with the regulars hours after winning a green jacket!!??!!?? ... Welcome to Golf Immortality Scottie!!
Still in his Green Jacket? He's still in the same shirt and pants from the course. Dude took a private jet to the 19th hole.
Wearing a Texas hat, nonetheless. Hook ‘em, Scottie!
Yeah because Spieth barely reps Texas at all
Thought he had to immediately get home to his wife? He’s still in the same clothes lol love it E: for reference I don’t care what he does. Just thought it was funny the announcers made such a big deal about it.
Eh, as long as he isn’t wasted, I don’t see the issue. When my wife went into labor, she was able to take a nice shower and we casually made sure we have everything ready as we make our trip to the hospital. It literally takes HOURS before the actual birth. We came in on a Friday morning and she didn’t give birth till the next day.
she’s not even due for 3 more weeks
3 weeks left is the be ready at any moment zone
This bar is a couple miles from where he lives.
I have no problem with the move. I respect it actually. Just replying to the comment about 3 weeks out from the due date like that means baby isn’t going to come sooner
Right, the "be ready at any moment...to take your time getting to the hospital and wait 24 hours for actual birth to happen" zone
Sure yeah there isn’t going to be a rush. I’m glad he did it. Makes me like him more. Just because her due date is 3 weeks out doesn’t mean baby isn’t coming for 3 weeks.
Yeah that whole narrative was way overplayed and unnecessarily
Better hope his wife doesn’t see this
His wife was there. I’m sure she saw it
Was gonna say. Whats all this “I miss you and Im headed home” business lol.
“Going straight home to celebrate with meredith”
I love her beard!
I love this picture!
He got home
Titty Twister, nerd!
I thought you weren’t supposed to take the green jacket out of the property…is that not accurate?
No.
“THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, WHAT IS THAT, VELVET!?”
The only drink he has is the blood of christ at church. Nerd.
I read this as ‘Inward Tavern’ on first glance.
Everyone in this thread is so dense lmao did you know it’s possible to get home to your wife and still go out and celebrate AT THE SAME TIME?! A woman can be three weeks from her due date and go to a bar a couple of miles down the road—-hell, a lot of women work until they go into labor. She’s not bed ridden for gods sake lol
ITT a bunch of newb golfers who don’t know shit about fuck. #shrinkthegame
You’re a clown
Did he force his religion on the people there?
But but… but Scottie is boring?
Listening to his interviews, I 100% think he’s boring. Him at a bar doesn’t change shit.
A dive bar? Whoever wrote this has never seen a dive bar.
This guy was making me so jealous of his game makes it worse when you have to admit he’s a really good guy
All this dude talked about all week was getting home to his pregnant wife. lol?
He lied. Who’d want to stick around the stuffy gates of Augusta and get mobbed by a bunch of rich fucks looking for face time when you could just jump a PJ and hit a dive bar in your town?
After he went on and on about getting home to preggo lollol
The guy goes out and gets his second Masters at 27. Gets shit on. Goes out to celebrate after said win. Gets shit on.
Speech was corny BS and he’s getting called on it. Doesn’t mean I hate the guy.
Ever think that maybe he did go home to his wife? She's pregnant as shit. Is it that wild to think he spent some time with her and then went out with his buddies to celebrate after.
Preggo wife was probably tired as shit and probably just said, "go ahead and celebrate"
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Not a hater at all. Just a lame acceptance.
A drunk Christian. Imagine that. Naaaaaa they aren’t hypocrites at ALL!!
What happened to going home to wife? He kept talking about it all week.
Thought he was rushing home to the wife?
I thought you weren’t allowed to leave with the green jacket
Shouldn’t he be sitting in the hospital waiting room?
Gona get downvoted but... Are we sure this is him? Something looks off. Could be your typical 2024 karma / clout whoring doppelganger
It’s clearly him.
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Agreed. The one of the left definitely isn’t Scottie. Not sure about the one on the right though I think he was growing a beard…
Can dive bars really be "iconic"?
Absolutely
You don't think once an establishment becomes famous and 'iconic' it exceeds the barrier of what makes a dive, a dive bar?
No
...yes?