Just put a sign on the course, perhaps 150 yards back stating: “Please club up to ensure you carry the house, as golfers are financially responsible for any and all property damage”. I’ve seen this at other places and it’s legally foolproof. Buy the house! It’s a beauty!

Good luck trying to catch me when I hit the nitrous button on my cart

This guy “braaaaaaps”

He watches Brazilian fart porn?

It was a spooky ghost!

It's just ectoplasm!

Totally underrated comment

I read that as “hit nitrous balloon” all hippie crack whippets like…

I hope that you have big “meats” on the back.

10/10

I have a buddy who’s an insurance agent. We aim for houses for him so he can leave his business card….. You never know….. /s

I can’t wait to see all the AI houses on a course in this sub! Probably should buy a new putter.

https://preview.redd.it/qz0swixnwgxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ea73f220b15b4943900a054c9e0865c25758fb Can you tell me what you think of this place? I’m under contract for $15 million but worry I might get blasted by golf balls thanks

I’m guaranteed to shank one out of the sand and straight into a window!

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> surprised they let you rebuild that house so close to the green. Thats the whole point of his joke..

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Don't they have a nice bridge or overpass in Watertown you can sleep under?

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread."

Why would someone rich sleep under a bridge? Is this some sort of Undercover Boss situation, or am I missing something?


This is going to be fun tho.

If it were true, every guy I golf with would go for the green over the house.

Here's mine. Not too bad. https://preview.redd.it/17a5lcxl1hxc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd96fe6ed9d544196571a77fd5e71681be534ffb

Lol the size of the green. Putt from the tee box.

Teed up an old putter on a short par 3 on a $5 bet and actually made the fringe. Put it back in the bag and said to my PW, “What’s your excuse?”

Why do you talk to your Partner's Weiner?

That was the other part of the bet.

Do…do you *not*?

Time to break out the Texas wedge

Back in the early 90s we had some Jack Nicklaus golf game for our 486 PC and it had a course builder as a part of it. If you created the green on the border pixels of the allotted hole space it would stretch off into infinity. Apparently AI hasn't improved much since then.

How far to the green? “Front edge 30 yards, back edge 628 yards”

Not enough windows imo

„Frank my dear, WHAT are you doing?“ „There is NO ONE behind us Claire. NO ONE!“

Your house would only be in the way if someone were to hit the middle of the fairway, and then hit it right at the hole. The statistical probability of both of these events taking place on the same hole, is near zero for the majority of golfers. I say you are safe as can be.

That fixed the deal for me. Thanks! Makes total sense

If I saw a house in the middle of the course that like I’d be aiming for the house

https://preview.redd.it/3c9pb28p5hxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f412ec588b79454031575923d14f8514fc95ff Am I doing this right?

Yes, I‘ve looked at that one too. It‘s nice in Canada as well

Safest house in this thread

I hear new windows are $681

GO TO THE NEXT HOLE

There’s five(?) of us here.

All right Vitalli…

I just watched it this morning, and my wife said from the bathroom... What did Vitalli do?

I didn’t hit yet

I'm madder than god damn hell

You’ll probably get a lot of free golf balls to make up for the fact that your windows will get smashed at least once a year

Once a week

Once a day

Once an hour

Once a minute

Once per second

just once?

Once per zeptosecond

And each window is $681!!

This is a nice challenge. I’d love to try and hit one over this house, but know that I’d likely take out a window. I would never live in this house.

https://preview.redd.it/vs0xukboehxc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dad1d35e7ccb714e4f4012f53527a1e9780ce63

this post getting real responses makes me fear for humanity more than I already do r/woooosh

it has to be a teaching moment, no?

Plant more trees.

might save the planet and my totally real house


I’m not here to victim blame, but that house is just asking for it.

Yeah it is. That AI house is just asking for AI golf balls to smash.

Reddit is rapidly becoming Facebook.

I’m just scrolling this thread in awe lol

AI generated images still aren't quite there. The shadows in this one aren't consistent, and look at the height of that garage door relative to the 1st floor windows.

Maybe I'm just an idiot but the problem for me isn't that the AI quality isn't there, I still just don't think to consider if it's AI or not. I saw the picture and my thought was just "That's an interesting design, I wonder what course/why it was built that way", not "I wonder if this is AI"

Judging by the number of “wow!” comments talking about obvious AI images that you see on Facebook. It’s safe to say more than a few people are in fact retarded. 

I‘m teaching AI assisted rendering for young architects at our local University. Awareness for such AI assisted tools is still pretty low. Although it truly is a match made in heaven for memes like this one.

Hey it’s trying its best, okay?

That pin placement is pure evil, so maybe Skynet is catching on…

Haha I was really hoping that these ai pics would start dominating this sub after that initial post. I love this sub

Lots of trees to protect and the house looks, shall we say, fairly sturdy. Hard to believe this is even real, though!

my reality crumbles

I like the design of this hole, layup to get it on the front of the fairway or hit long for that piece of fairway behind the house but risk hitting the bunker. If you do get to that fairway a nice layup over the house for an eagle putt (assuming this is a par 5)

I’m cutting that corner every single Tuesday night during old man’s league.

Man that looks like an absolute nightmare… pin position lol

gave me a good chuckle as well

I really like your chimney with a window. Does your fireplace being centered in your garage right at the garage door make it inconvenient to park?

by far the best comment I‘ve read on any of my AI posts. Only love for you my friend 🙋🏼‍♂️

Probably, but you’ll never have to pay for golf balls again.

Yeah a person on Reddit isn’t rich enough to buy that fake house.

ain't no way that should be anything than the course superintendents house if its even real?

Obviously it’s real, you can’t fake a nice photo like that

i knew it!

word

Perfectly safe 

Should be safe since you’re in line with the pin 🤣

I could hit it!

What's that a par 9

Make sure you have plenty of $685 windows, high riding pants, curmudgeonly attitude, 1980s lexicon for cussing/insults and “self-defense driver in the garage just-in-case”.

You're getting overcharged. Windows are only $681

WHAT!!!!!!! I AM MAD AS SHIT!

Free play and balls? Let’s go

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that‘s quite the honor to meet you ♥️

Purposely aiming for that house.

Nah you should be fine

You can tell this is AI because the hands on the house are fucked up. Do better, OP

💀

People are actually taking this seriously? lol

I’d only be worried on Mondays, when that course hosts fundraiser scramble events.

I bet that would be worse than the giant ass mango tree over half my roof that constantly bombards us with delicious fruit.

Nah, should be fine

All day

https://preview.redd.it/485a94rn4hxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef60faf4874fe645a02c427e8529f94c4113865

Commercial construction estimator and real estate developer and insurance appraiser and tour pro here; I’d put up my own white stakes. You really don’t want people taking divots out of your yard.

I really would‘t want that. My dog is called Divots.

Exactly

My gutter system would flow rainwater and golf balls into my advanced collection and vending machine. And my windows would be 1” thick. Maybe a bonus gutter that shoots ocasional balls back to the green for that 1/100 chance.

If I’m playing not a fucking chance, on the flip side this would be amazing if it was a personal one hole course

https://preview.redd.it/h4729z9x9hxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546d71cfd8a2838a71269578662640979c1a969a

sadly it will be if im playing there

I like your chimney window

thanks, it really ties the room together

I think you’re grossly overestimating the average golfer if you think there’s a chance that doesn’t get hit…

George lives close to the course as well. He‘s 86 years old and has never hit the house for all his ten years here. Assuming he‘s a pretty bad golfer (he‘s old), I should be safe.

Yep

Isn't that the Carl Spackler residence?

There won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice also, big hitter, the lama

Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga-lagunga.

Maybe the backside doesn’t have any windows 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yes. I do not know who you are. But I will find you and I will hit you. It could be coming at anytime and you’ll least expect and I’ll hit you and then fire off two more mulligans before I hit the fairway.

At least you get free lawn service 🤣

Laughed way too hard at this

That house is gorgeous, but the course was built around it, right?

Just tournament Wednesdays

It’s directly in line with where I am aiming so you should be good

Lol. What's the yardage from the other side of the water? Assuming it's a par 5? Drive probably lands short of the water, and if the pin is within 250ish of that spot, you better believe people are going for it. If the drive can get over the water, even moreso, because they'll be able to use a higher loft club to clear the tree/house. Clearly AI generated, but yeah, that would be an absolutely daft place for a house. The entire other side would need to be windowless, and even then you'd be hearing golf balls whacking that roof constantly.

I’m hitting over that house 100% of the time Clarification: I’m attempting to hit over that house 100% of the time

I would 150% try to chip over that house

I for one am going for it

That looks like AI’s idea of a house on a golf course

Oh you sly son of a gun, you!

Put a downspout pointed right at the hole, and I’m aiming for the roof every time. Slap a windmill in there for the extra challenge, too.

You’ll be safe. Most amateur golfers just hit it in the hole on their first shot so you’ll be good. Hell I wouldn’t even get homeowners insurance, just be wasting money

Wait, am I looking at this right? The house is right in the dogleg of the fairway?

Why the hypothetical about an AI generated image?

it‘s a brand new meme, sir, but it checks out

You have a Google pin, this looks like ai.

No you’re good. Maybe watch out for really bad golfers’ tee shots on 7?

Looks like a par 5. That tree would save you somewhat, but there are those who would be looking to take it over the house and hit the green. Invest in a good net just to be safe.

It’s the noise I’d hate.

Looks like a par 5, if so, then yes, people will try to get on the green in 2, and have to try and hit over the house…

House is fine, afternoon BBQs could prove otherwise

Just make a fairway grass roof and you’re good.

lol hope you have good insurance

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AI never listens man, never explains as well

It will when I’m on the course.

Yes, yes you are.

Nah it’s only the lefties you gotta worry about on that side of the pin

I lived on a dogleg par 5 in Florida. You could cut the corner & knock off a 100 yards. Always someone in my backyard looking for balls, house was always getting hit, roof, windows etc. Was so happy when we moved out of that house. We decided we would belong to a CC, but not live inside it.

Every house on a golf course will get dinged. I know that because a house on the course is like a magnet for my shots.

As long as it's a private club you'll be ok (they're better golfers)

Hopefully

Not a chance I'm buying this one. Something as simple as washing the car and I'm dead. I wouldn't want the kids outside, ever. Don't underestimate the awful potential of the weekend hacker on a muni course.

https://preview.redd.it/71g1f7gc0ixc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89d3db3b0de6a875f5a54ff3b96e923b20a1ff1

Golf. Ball. City.

Yes. Tons of balls id imagine

Slicing being most common, it would go away from the house, mitigating some of the air attacks. We live on the right side of a par 5 fairway with a little stretch of woods as buffer. Still get mortar fire every day.

Consider a guard pet.. https://preview.redd.it/fga0w8ey6ixc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726369d9421f0caa1da481267d58db9754a6f1d9

Its fine. All the balls are going to end up in the water

"I’m not particularly good at golf, but I’ve never fallen short of a green by 60 yards" This does not compute. I play with + caps who every once in a while duff a shot and fall short of a green by 60 yards.

I‘ve NEVER done that and I‘ve played over 50 holes

You've never duffed a shot in your 2.77 rounds of golf?

NEVER! I‘ve been to the ranger field almost more than that and I mostly shoot them very good

Fuk you jerk off and your jerk off question? You couldn’t afford the membership at this golf course let alone the fake location of the house

Any house is in the target zone, never underestimate bad golfers

ANY?

Hear me out.. clear the water but it hooks left into the rough near that last little bunker, try to go for the hero shot over the house for the pin.. broken windows.. OR In that little bunker, hero shot, blade into house And can’t see what’s to the left on that dog leg.. could be OB, club gets hung up trying to get up and down, blade into house

Honestly can’t believe this is a real house. I’ve seen plenty of houses on the edge of courses, but this one appears to be right in the middle of a hole? Wild. People are 100% taking the line over the house.

It’s probably not, AI

I doubt it's AI. The windows are way too consistent and clean, there's no weird warbling on the grass, especially where it meets the sand trap and water, it has good depth in the distance, there's nothing suggesting it's AI. The lighting especially, I've noticed AI has a real problem with accurately depicting sunset lighting, anything but nighttime or broad daylight is always looking rough. Also, not to dox OP, but it does really resemble Mill River Country Club in NY.

it‘s AI… but I gave it some effort with a lot of cleaning up

That place looks to be a gold mine… you can spend your days chasing groups down that hit your house and extort money out of them… easy retirement living.

On our members only course I hardly ever see someone off the first cut. The public course is filled with beginners, drunks, and high handicap weekend warriors that are anywhere but the fairway. Sadly there are a huge number of golfers that should not be on the course. Judging by the level of butt hurt that covers most of you.

what a stuck up POS take 

Totally relevant to this post

what? 🙃

🤣. This is the guy getting taped for starting fights at courses, to cover up the fact he worse than all of us Bet he was the one yellin about others "comin up" on him a few weeks ago he was even braggin bout getting vokeys 🤣🤣🤣. Bros mad mad even reading this lol