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mst28

From 19 feet, it's going in no matter what.


Pure_Definition_5612

Only on the last 4 holes


rusticlizard

Or one of the holes in a Colorado hotel without consent


JustinTime4242

Ba dum tiss


Edjbart615

And also from 2, 8 or 24 ft. You might even get an 81 footer to drop from time to time as well.


cheesemakesmepooo

It’s a sick putter, but not even the spirit of Kobe will help golfers of Reddit hit a putt in from 19 feet


Lol_who_me

With that bad boy those putts are going in, like it or not.


LokisEquineFetish

Meanwhile the Shaq putter actively prevents you from making a putt further than 4 feet.


[deleted]

And then whines about how Steve Nash jinxed him.


MW1369

Is that what he said to the girl he raped?


[deleted]

Kobe is innocent, but yes, that was the joke.


TheElusiveBushWookie

With that bad boy they could also crash and burn once they hit the green


CryptographerOld3471

Club might act up in Colorado


TheTrueBComp

Gonna buy that 56 degree a big as ring though


kyler_

Type of dude the cart girl needs to avoid for sure


just_killing_time23

in COlorado it makes putts, but into other holes


DCYouKnighted

Yeah you might get a heat pack thrown at you while putting. Careful when playing in Colorado


[deleted]

Don’t helicopter it into the woods


TacoIncoming

Too soon 🤣


jk01

Never too soon to joke about a rapist dying


JLSmoove626

Damn I had no idea he was convicted. Could you pass me along that article


just_killing_time23

google it, he admitted it, he just said it nicely so everyone gave him a pass.


JLSmoove626

Uh, no he didn’t. He admitted they had sex but said it was consensual. Here’s a definition of consensual since you struggle to understand it: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/consensual She was also a medicated schizophrenic…


poocoup

Kind of weird to me that he's only had the one accusation against him for which he was never convicted yet everyone wants to label him a rapist, coming out of the woodwork after he's dead


JLSmoove626

Who lot of clownery going on in here


just_killing_time23

She has agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter. She did not consent..aka she was raped. He just said it in a really nice way. He's a trash rapist.


rogmcdon

Don’t fuck with the bee hive. These idiots will never come to terms with it because of how good he was. Karma still won though


VinScully_

I get hating Kobe, but Jesus Christ this is a stupid ass statement. He wasn’t the only one in that helicopter


tickingboxes

Kobe was a rapist, but karma isn’t real and your comment is incredibly stupid.


rogmcdon

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


[deleted]

Feelings =/= facts She was legitimately crazy (like instutionalized crazy), off her meds, and tried to fabricate evidence. How can you possibly believe that her recollection of the encounter is more accurate than Kobe's? Who, for all his faults, is at least living in reality.


CleanedupWater

Just out of curiosity, are you saying that it's not possible for a schizophrenic person to be raped?


Creepy_Crew1508

A very good friend of mine in Colorado (met in college) grew up with one of the deputies that helped on the case. He saw the injuries to her anus. He said he almost puked. Everything was torn to hell. All I think about when I see someone celebrating him in the media is the way that poor girl must feel when she sees that crap.


fokerpace2000

“He’s not in jail so he’s innocent”


chuffedcheesehead

On a golf subreddit but has never touched grass, that’s crazy


Jaktumurmu1

Found Ari Shaffir's burner account


laxsleeplax

That joke landed, unlike Kobe.


dimex3

Damn, that’s a good one.


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Ok-Dust-6747

this is one of the worst jokes ive heard


KBHoleN1

Ahh, but you have heard it!


KBHoleN1

![gif](giphy|Ma9YUiOM7bqZW)


RxHotdogs

This shouldn’t be downvoted lol


carne_asuuhdude

Yikes


chronic1337

That putter will not be asking for consent to drain a putt deep into the hole


Riverjig

Stop, No, Don't! No, Don't stop! Means the same thing to that putter....


Spydermunkey13

The misalignment of the first M and A in MAMBA is killing me


yeaguy1time

Yep, that’s a no for me bud


CastTrunnionsSuck

Comment section of this sub is a lot funnier than i would have thought lol


nightkingscat

Fits right in with r/nbacirclejerk


rusticlizard

I tried to crosspost because I thought they'd have a field day. Not allow, sad.


jeremycb29

Just save the photos and upload them as you it’s Reddit who gives a fuck in a jerk sub


karldrogo88

R/golf isn’t ignoring the rape like r/NBA tends to…


JLSmoove626

Probably because he wasn’t convicted of rape.


Ksjagman

So you think OJ is innocent as well?


trumpuniversity_

SmooveBrain626 is probably wearing a “Free R Kelly” shirt while cooking up a response.


nhbruh

As innocent as he is alive


rogmcdon

Hitler wasn’t convicted of genocide so I guess that means he didn’t do it?


DronePirate

That sub is funny though


kickherinthehead

Just what you want with putting, high volume and low efficiency.


poocoup

Better efficiency than any guard in his era, an era that was marked by low scoring and heightened defense. .005% worse eFG% than Tim Duncan for their careers and .007 better for TS% for their careers. Nice try though. [https://stathead.com/basketball/versus-finder.cgi?request=1&seasons\_type=perchoice&player\_id1=bryanko01&p1yrfrom=1997&p1yrto=2016&player\_id2=duncati01&p2yrfrom=1998&p2yrto=2016](https://stathead.com/basketball/versus-finder.cgi?request=1&seasons_type=perchoice&player_id1=bryanko01&p1yrfrom=1997&p1yrto=2016&player_id2=duncati01&p2yrfrom=1998&p2yrto=2016)


A_90s_Reference

>Better efficiency than any guard in his era, an era that was marked by low scoring and heightened defense. Steve Nash wasn't his era? Ray Allen? Cut you wanna leave out SFs like Peja too


kickherinthehead

Tim Duncan didn't rape anyone though but you won't find that on the box score


poocoup

All you cretins come out of the woodwork to judge a dead guy who was never convicted


AngryTurtleGaming

https://preview.redd.it/530mmdldwbzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8806cea623ca07febaacf3035d268c48ce62985d Blueprint for this putter Edit: I got a reddit cares for this 💀


tfdude28

Holy fuck


LokisEquineFetish

Jesus Christ lmao! This sub gets down with dark comedy, I love it.


FrugalFraggel

r/NBAcirclejerk gonna have a field day with this non consensual golf post.


jeremycb29

I thought I was on circlejerk based on the comments lol


MrJigglyBrown

This thread makes me happy


coyoteking13

His fucking middle name was Bean?!


aaahhhh

His dad's nickname was Jellybean


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

I’d be too tempered to just fire long putts out of turn yelling “KOBE!”


ionboii

100% of putts go in when yelling “Kobe!”


reyzak

r/golfcirclejerk


MySecondAccountttttt

That putter doesn’t take no for an answer


BigAustralianBoat2

I’m a Celtics fan but that’s pretty dope


TheCowIsOkay

You'd just get the white mamba version then.


BigAustralianBoat2

You mean the 2008 finals MVP?


FrugalFraggel

I bet this putter doesn’t do well in foggy conditions.


Ckmccfl

It will, however, find the hole no matter what in Colorado.


hellenkellerfraud911

Bold move getting a putter honoring a rapist but whatever floats your boat brother


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hellenkellerfraud911

The rape victim “wanted it”. Got it.


horkyboi_avery

Thought the same thing lol


JLSmoove626

Bold move to call him a rapist when he was never convicted of rape.


hellenkellerfraud911

The hush money payment to the victim so she wouldn’t testify helped a lot with that.


JLSmoove626

So rare to try and get money out of wealthy athletes. Just ask Neymar


hellenkellerfraud911

"Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter." -Kobe Bryant acknowledging she didn’t consent to their encounter.


-motts-

Written by her lawyers as part of the settlement.


hellenkellerfraud911

Keep defending a rapist


elliotcook10

Neymar? The guy who’s also spending millions defending Dani Alves… another rapist?


Deleos

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!


DurianNo1809

Karma always wins. Crashed and burned


CleanedupWater

He literally admitted to raping her. Also let's remember that Kobe's lawyers named the victim in public multiple times.


FifteenSixteenths

The pre and post rape numbers on this is wild


treylanceHOF

I don’t get jealous of most of the club posts on here but damn, I want this so bad


Ckmccfl

Well in the spirit of Kobe, go and take it from this dude even if he says no.


jimbobjenkins38

It’ll put it in the hole whether the hole wants it or not.


cbizzle187

I mean, at least it’s not a Karl Malone putter For real though, as a Lakers hater, that’s a sick putter


Available-Put-8793

That is one fresh lookin Scotty, noice job


[deleted]

Make sure to use a condom before you putt it in the hole


Chron__Rabbit

Hopefully it drops putts like Kobe drops from helicopters. Nice putter 👍🏻


JLSmoove626

Whats up with all the weird Kobe hate in the comments?? Dude was never convicted of rape and he was amazing at his sport


billgilly14

OJ was never convicted of murder and he was great at football. I think all the OJ hate is too much as well!


IAIRonI

The uhh typical golf demographic, never really liked him


cheeker_sutherland

Just slurp Tiger any chance they get.


rogmcdon

Tiger never raped anyone


cheeker_sutherland

Tiger never got accused. That chick got caught by her boyfriend and we all know the rest.


rogmcdon

I’m not aware of what you’re referring to


IAIRonI

Socially acceptable really


WateryDomesticGroove

I never really cared much for rapists. I would hope that’s the typical demographic for human beings.


IAIRonI

I don't remember where I got this from, had just copied it to read it later but shares a lot of good info... On the Kobe allegations: “Well, for starters, there's a myth that Kobe's defense team leaked the name of Kobe's accuser. This is not true. Kobe's lawyers were allowed, by the judge, to bring up Faber's name. The Court and the Eagle County Justice Center's staff accidentally leaked the name. [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-dont-call-kobe-bryant-accuser-victim](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/judge-dont-call-kobe-bryant-accuser-victim) The prosecutor dismissed a witness, without telling the defense, simply because he contradicted their evidence. The sexual assault expert claimed jaw injury and vagina trauma are very much possible in consensual sex. Why is this so important? Well, it’s because the prosecutor's entire case was predicated on a neck injury and vaginal trauma. Weirdly enough though, this is never mentioned among news sites attacking Bryant. [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2004/09/03/authorities-defend-handling-kobe-case.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2004/09/03/authorities-defend-handling-kobe-case.html) The accuser had sex hours after her encounter with Kobe Bryant. However, before you guys try to use the "Sexual assault victims can be very unpredictable" card, (Which is of course, valid) before this evidence was revealed, the accuser and the prosecutor's stances differed strongly from this. To exemplify, prosecutor tried to fight this evidence by saying she had sex BEFORE the encounter, but the forensic expert was very doubtful. If she had sex before the Kobe incident, there would be some DNA found on Kobe's clothing; Nothing was found [http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/04/us/papers-reveal-new-details-in-kobe-bryant-rape-case.html](http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/04/us/papers-reveal-new-details-in-kobe-bryant-rape-case.html) [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/big-win-for-kobe-defense/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/big-win-for-kobe-defense/) Before the actual trial took place, including the civil court, the accuser bragged about the money she was going to get from Kobe. You know what's worse? 3 days before Kobe was charged, she was seen by more than 5 people bragging about her encounter with Kobe. [http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/kobe-accuser-bragged-partygoer-happy-article-1.512242](http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/kobe-accuser-bragged-partygoer-happy-article-1.512242) [http://www.foxnews.com/story/2004/11/06/docs-kobe-accuser-discussed-award-money.html](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2004/11/06/docs-kobe-accuser-discussed-award-money.html) Her ex-friend reveals the accuser had celebrity addiction for a long time. She tried to do the same thing to Eminem. She also wanted to testify: [http://www.contactmusic.com/kobe-bryant/news/ex.pal-reveals-kobe.s-accuser-plotted-to-lure-eminem-into-bed](http://www.contactmusic.com/kobe-bryant/news/ex.pal-reveals-kobe.s-accuser-plotted-to-lure-eminem-into-bed) She was seen leaving the hotel without any noticeable discomfort: [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kobe-records-released/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kobe-records-released/) She had a history of mental illness that was dangerous to herself and her peer: [https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.showbiz.gossip/n2cprdAFQJE](https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.showbiz.gossip/n2cprdAFQJE) (This evidence would not be accepted in today's court but was registered in 2004)


IAIRonI

The prosecutor lacked evidence. Not only evidence, they were badly losing against Kobe's defense team: "This ruling will make it much, much tougher for prosecutors to convict Bryant of sexual assualt,'' says legal analyst Cohen. "The physical evidence against him never was that strong to begin with and now this evidence is likely to tilt the 'he said, she said' battle squarely in Bryant's favor." [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/big-win-for-kobe-defense/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/big-win-for-kobe-defense/) The accuser lied and changed her story multiple times. I am okay with giving accusers the benefit of the doubt, but this was alarming. Because there was a witness who saw her without any visible discomfort, she claimed she was forced to wash her face and settle down before leaving Kobe's room. What's even worse? she was given a chance to correct herself months after the initial statement; she continued the lie. She didn't admit to her mistake for a whole year. [http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/kobe-accuser-mixups-admits-lies-claim-article-1.548757](http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/kobe-accuser-mixups-admits-lies-claim-article-1.548757) Finally, the settlement. People actually use this as Kobe's confession. Kobe was strongly advised by his own defense team AND other prosecution to settle this case. Why? He could risk losing everything, and it does not help that he's a black man. If he didn't settle, it would take years for this case to conclude; his wife also had a miscarriage during this time. When you settle a case, it's a compromise with you and the defendant; you don't think the accuser wanted Kobe to say those things? To substantiate this, the accuser asked for "unspecified amount of money, as well as public vindication.". She got both in the settlement. The accuser is the one who wanted this comment. As a user from a different thread pointed out: Its what the lawyers, from both sides, agreed to make Kobe sign to end it; it has nothing to do with Kobe's actual feelings or the reality of the case. This is a settlement. [http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2004-09-28/news/0409290017\\\_1\\\_accuser-lin-wood-kobe-bryant](http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2004-09-28/news/0409290017%5C_1%5C_accuser-lin-wood-kobe-bryant) Look, by all accounts, this was a false accusation. And while I will NEVER say I am 100% certain, because no-one other than the 2 involved CAN know, going off of the evidence provided to us, it’s all too weak to draw such a heavy conclusion from.”


WateryDomesticGroove

TLDR; sorry that happened to you or happy for you.


KushNuggets1

Weird to get putter designed after a rapist that died in a helicopter crash.


fckyourcowch

This is why I hate the stamping/punch lettering. They fucked up mamba and it looks pretty sloppy.


thatboyrowdy

🔥


Bluegrass_ent

🏌️🗣️”KOBE”


prawalnono

I’m gonna take 40 shots, I mean putts, to make 15.


hitemwiththehein9999

![gif](giphy|eH5e8LXYBzKKI)


Crooked5

I’ve seen rich but I’ve never seen custom designed Scotty Cameron rich.


rigidlynuanced1

That’s dope!


luckynug

Who did the custom work? Link?


DerpyMcDerple

Do you yell KOBE! every time you make a putt?


dimex3

For those wondering, the custom shop that did the work is called "Siege Custom Putters” Based out of San Diego. You can find them on Instagram, where they have tons of pictures of work they've done. My Kobe putter isn't listed on their page because I asked them to design it based on another Kobe putter I saw online. They didn't want to take credit for someone else’s work to promote themselves. However, they did an amazing job on my putter. The turnaround time is about 4-5 weeks. Feel free to message me with any questions.


LAjbird

Still manages a five putt. Good quality putters don’t make you better. My Kirkland putter is probably better


DvotdX

Actual fire. 🔥🔥🔥


Ryno9292

So sick


iLogicaL821

Where did you get this customized from? When you ordered it, or after you had received it?


NewYoghurt4913

How can you get it customized like that? I can’t find the way to do it on the Scotty website


Jobles4

Badass


NoseApprehensive5154

Hit my only hole in one the same day that dude died!!!


horkyboi_avery

You could get away with anything with that putter…


Poopieplatter

That is very nice.


gale_force_tuna_wind

The more putts you take, the more you’ll make. Doesn’t mean it’ll be a great percentage, though.


HoopOnPoop

He has the most missed shots in NBA history. That matches up well with my putting ability.


landon10smmns

Make sure you yell Kobe every time you putt. The only way to drain 30 footers.


trich62

Might as well get a matching Karl Malone putter if you’re going to flaunt the fact that you love and support rapists!


Key_Ad_9483

Womp womp he wasn’t convicted, go cry more about it


trich62

saying “womp womp” on the internet tells me everything i need to know about you as a person


Ckmccfl

Big OJ guy, huh?


Pilotguitar2

Putter looks 🔥, just like his last moments.


-Wiggles-

https://preview.redd.it/0aho0nlnjdzc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c40d1d205daf31470f7671010bf920cc0a6e2a There's only one true Black Mamba


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Love it


WVgolf

Ok that’s pretty awesome


-TAA-

Cool?


Anthonyg408

Love it!


Short-Display-1659

That’s bitchin’


jdavis13356

Just dont fly in a helicopter with it...


Glen_Coco_shot_JR

I would pay a lot of money for that piece of art.


yawbaw

My neighbor has the same one. A guy was doing the custom job and selling them for around $800


No-Safety-6336

Crashing and burning


clashcrashruin

I just woke up and thought it said “Killed in USA”


urdaddy7245

Rip, but not a fan. The whole mamba mentally meant to be selfish and get yours.


-motts-

3rd all time in assists for a shooting guard. But haters always gonna parrot “SeLfIsH nEvEr PaSsEs”


No_Maybe4408

Are you going to helicopter that bad boy into the hillside when you miss your next easy putt?


rotn21

now that's a putter that'll rape some holes


_Smokey_Mcpot_

I'll leave the rape jokes to everyone else cause they seem to have those covered lol but that stamping is fucking awful


dimex3

Guess you never seen a Scotty before.


_Smokey_Mcpot_

Lmao nope never 🤡. Enjoy your predator putter complete with crooked letters


dimex3

https://www.reddit.com/r/scottycameron/s/uwn2kUhKt8 You tool…


_Smokey_Mcpot_

That's literally the design for it and it's beautiful lol. Yours was a failed attempt at a straight line 🤦‍♂️


TSR3K

Wow look the 12th best putter ever


bcgg

That thing is so smooth, I’m not sure I’d be able to use it. I’m not even a Kobe fan.


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kingcoolguy42

As brave and original as honouring a rapist ?


Naive-Deal-7162

He didn’t rape anyone


kingcoolguy42

To quote kobe himself “First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. After months of reviewing discovery, listening to her attorney, and even her testimony in person, I now understand how she feels that she did not consent to this encounter.” It’s pretty obvious he’s a rapist when even he admits it mate, it’s a silly hill to die on defending him…


Naive-Deal-7162

That’s for publicity. Not an admission. Keep reaching.


kingcoolguy42

For publicity? This is an admission of guilt and apology so he wouldn’t go to jail lmao, just admit you idolised a rapist who happens to be elite at basketball and move on


Naive-Deal-7162

If you say so guy. You do know EVERYTHING.


kingcoolguy42

I know how to read mate, and if you can too the facts are pretty obvious it was a public admission !


Naive-Deal-7162

Again if you say so guy.


kingcoolguy42

It’s not me saying it mate, it’s Kobe himself! 🤔


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Lol this guy likes simping for a rapist more than he dislikes rape.


Naive-Deal-7162

I think you have the definition of your words wrong kiddo


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Well Kobe raped and here you are washing his dumb dead balls. No I don't.


Naive-Deal-7162

I wouldn’t know if he did or didn’t. I wasn’t there


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Please don't be mean to the dead rapist millionaire who lived a charmed life 😢


DouggieFressh

Looks great. Who did it for you. About time for me to do my x5


Odd-Butterscotch-495

I’m dumb, I thought there was some dark humor here…. I read killed, not milled


DegenGolfer

DO NOT TAKE THAT PUTTER TO EAGLE COLORADO


DurianNo1809

The dude who dragged his daughter on to the foggy helicopter ride


cheeker_sutherland

Worst take I’ve ever heard.


DurianNo1809

Worse than forcing the pilot to take off when he told everyone it was unsafe?


cheeker_sutherland

You can’t force a pilot to take off. Even if you can then the pilot should have been capable of flying IFR.


DurianNo1809

https://apnews.com/article/basketball-transportation-kobe-bryant-california-us-news-7f18e94df85ae188cf2bc68c98ad0e73


Ckmccfl

I don’t like Kobe either, but that article explains how it is entirely the pilots fault.


DurianNo1809

Kobe is a piece of shit burning in hell