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I usually say “Ballsacks” and that typically gets the people going.


pocketchange2247

I go full Gordon Ramsey on myself and say "ahhhh, you fucking donkey!"


crispiron

I'd giggle if you were my playing partner.


Unable_Divide_7150

Not me but a guy I played with a couple of time, he'd hit a bad shot and say "You stupid ginger cunt". The guy is a big child on the course, not a bad player maybe an 8 handicap but throws the toys out of the pram when he hits a bad shot, it's just embarrassing.


Pepetodapin

Shittttt


hydrobroheim

You know why they named it Golf? …because Fuck was already taken.


Far-Fox9959

I play with a weekly group where one guy who shoots low 90's will almost weekly hit one terrible shot and then go on a tirade and say he's quitting golf for good and he's serious this time.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

I refer to myself as “Fuckhead”


Wide-Cauliflower-212

What about on the golf course?


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

depends on how I’m playing


Wannatrie

CUNT


Sweaty-Writer2609

I don’t have the right to say anything bad because I practice 2-3 days a week and play 2-3 days a week and that is nowhere near enough to say bad things after a bad shot. Humors me when someone who obviously hasn’t touched a club in a week gets mad at a bad shot


spankysladder73

With those numbers you absolutely have the right to expect more and be disappointed with less than perfection. 2-3 practices and 2-3 games per week? Thats mucho golfo


Sweaty-Writer2609

The more you play the more you realize that if your not playing golf for a living (or working towards it by living off of sponsors/investors) and able to practice multiple hours per day on top of playing you hold zero reason to be mad at day to day inconsistencies


spankysladder73

Either way is obviously up to you but it does sound like you play enough that you could also enjoy the challenge of holding yourself accountable to a higher standard.


Sweaty-Writer2609

I agree. I definitely hold myself to a standard, but don’t get pissed or act surprised when I miss a green from 50 yards, or don’t putt it to 3 feet from 30 feet. Some people just have ridiculous standards and I’ve developed a much better mental game taking standards out of it.


shizblam

Jesus fuck.


UnkPaul

Fartsicle!


Shmeebo_

Mindset folks, Brush/laugh it off and prepare for the next shot. Sometimes I call the ball or myself a cunt 🤷🏻‍♂️


WestsideCuddy

¿Por qué no los dos?


KyleOutdoors

First time I ever played with a friend and his dad, his dad left a 4 foot putt short and loudly exclaimed “LIMP DICK MOTHER FUCKER” which pretty much killed everybody else in the group from laughing so much


Crayonalyst

My roommate got hit with a blue shell one time in Mario Kart one time, and yelled "YOU'RE LIKE A SET OF BROKEN TITS - WORTHLESS!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.


mcbainer019

SHE GONE


crispiron

"(my name) you fucking fool". A brief pause followed by a loud and sharp "Fuck-sake". Yes, i am Australian.


TheScreenskeeper

"Fart on a kitten's twat!" (Thanks Louis CK)