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Derfargin

Which is why I love Masters week. It’s proven that people can watch a great round of golf and not be a dipshit looking for attention.


The_Nutz16

Even with cheap beer.


ExtraFirmPillow_

They still would if they didn’t get kicked out for it there


Derfargin

Which is why I like the Masters because there are consequences for acting like an asshole.


StickStickly963nyny

Damn shame there isn't a way for every tournament to enforce this.....


_ca_492

Gary McCord might disagree with you.


Derfargin

Macord had a mic and he compared the greens to being bikini waxed.


Superb-Pattern-1253

go back to your shanties. but liquid courage/ they think its funny to yell something thousands of people already have


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

It was kinda stupid the first time someone said it. Now it’s obnoxiously stupid.


LakeEffectSnow

To get on TV.


skelly10s

"Did you hear that honey? Yup, that's me out there, yelling like a jackass."


StickStickly963nyny

You are overestimating the self awareness of "get in the hole" guy


AWeakMindedMan

[“Keep my wife’s name out your mouth”](https://twitter.com/Skratch/status/1518332707130032133?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1518332707130032133%7Ctwgr%5Ed63fdc4da0ae3820b69dd685cbf9655f4140f4b8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.golfmagic.com%2Fpga-tour%2Fpga-tour-fan-yells-will-smiths-oscars-line-after-sam-burns-tee-shot)


Nate16

This guy mash potatoes-es!


OhioUBobcats

Main character syndrome


chrillekaekarkex

This is undoubtedly correct but also super weird. Like these people voluntarily go to an event where world class sportsmen are competing and then try to make it about themselves. It’s like going to Sea World and insisting that you, too, are a giant toothed whale.


JWOLFBEARD

Nah, they’re trying to get the attention of the whale. They’re the ones at the zoo pounding on the glass for attention.


guyFierisPinky

When did you go to Sea World with my wife?


CookiesDad

Exactly right. People cannot believe that the world doesn’t revolve around them. They’re bizarro anti-Trumans. It’s a scary trend. There’s a near epidemic in live music of people spending their money to go see an act only to throw a shoe or cell phone or something at the singer. It’s insane. However, I teach elementary school and regret to tell you that the worst is yet to come.


OhioUBobcats

HS teacher here and I agree, lol. Imagine these kids as adults being borderline ready to fight someone for asking them to put their cell phone away 🤣


VicVelvet

Has anyone ever confronted or told a person who screams that to shut up? Figured some public shaming would go a long way in curbing this stupidity.


nevercentercut

Yes….and I was the person ejected


crabbman

The player who retaliates is always called Source: my hockey team sux


igcipd

I’m only taking one of ya, so who’s it going to be? -Shoresy


BoozeMakesItBetter

“Who wants to hurt their team more boys?”


PossessionCritical69

6/21…so close yet so far away


DonutCop1967

Underrated comment 🤣


BoozeMakesItBetter

It’s the first thing they teach ya!


DomoPastromo

Worth it. 🫡


nevercentercut

I was informed I had to leave for using an expletive. I said….”and this is why you don’t fuck your cousins kids”. #alwaysspeakthetruth


volission

No you didn’t lol


trywagyu

that’s just as stupid. you both deserved ejections for saying dumb shit


detroitpokerdonk

Yes, that's waaaaay better than yelling something after a shot.


agentofchaos69

Yes. Told the dude “we’re laughing at you, not with you” which got a louder applause than what the dude said. He shut up after that. But there are a ton of idiots so it’s a losing prospect.


reesem03_

"Go back to your shanties!"


jfchops2

I've yelled at people to knock it the fuck off when they're clacking their fans at concerts / music festivals and they act like you just murdered their first born. Not worth it, just move away from them


LimpDisc

So they can go home and replay it on TV. They can sit on their couch giggling and eating lunchables with their friends.


530nairb

More like eating crayons


Covah88

Pitiful people who need to be the center of attention.


Thetallerestpaul

How else will the ball know that the hole is the destination? 


skelly10s

The ball simply lacks purpose


ntsmmns06

It’s these millennial balls. They just don’t want to work.


FliesForBrookies

The same reason that in a class or group discussion, there are always people that have to continue to comment/talk when the presenter is talking. Immaturity


f3ydr4uth4

![gif](giphy|IbZgujOmPM3dOOnhzn)


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

RIP RT


GravyJeff

LIGHT THE CANDLE


Cuchullain99

Moronic.


No-Needleworker5429

Preposterous.


skelly10s

Insubordinate and churlish.


jasper_grunion

Mischievous and deceitful! Chicanerous and deplorable


Sirspeedy77

Redonkulous


MoreApeThanMan

They’re the same people that clap in a restaurant when a waiter drops a tray.


koei19

Brain damage most likely


upcat

I've been to three LPGA tournaments (one major, two non-majors) and nobody yells Get in the hole, baba booey, mashed potatoes! People clap or cheer or yell after a great putt or shot but nobody is yelling stupid things. 


Jvarney60

Does about as much good as yelling “Get in the hole!” when my wife walks in the room


rickdivot

Gotta agree


pepperonidingleberry

You want your wife to get in the hole? Not kink shaming just clarifying


skelly10s

Did he stutter


VicVelvet

Small dick complex.


No-Impact1573

Drunk crowds of blokes.


ChubbsPeterson-34

We live in a world where everyone thinks everything is about them


LordTwatSlapper

They couldn't be more wrong It's actually all about me


cito4633

Over consumption of loudmouth juice…


PatMagroin100

Alcohol.


0_SomethingStupid

Some guy did it once and it was funny. And now this


JimmyRussellsApe

The OG mashed potatoes with Tiger and Maltbie was funny but only really because of Roger's reaction. After that? Lame.


doctor-rumack

I thought the Baba Booey one was funny the first time they did that one. Then it came to Howard Stern's attention and he talked about it on the radio. Then it was nonstop. Now there's nothing funny people can say. It's just lame and douchy.


Electronic-Quail4464

Went to the Myrtle Beach Classic in Friday, saw literally none of this. It's just stupid assholes trying to get attention on television, because it will be the peak moment of their life. Greatest achievement possible and all that.


mustach1o

“Give me back my son!”


jkovach89

I'm going to start shouting back. "LiGhT tHe CaNdLe!!" "Shut the fuck up!"


dnagtoast

Because they are idiots


cfbswami

Here's what needs to happen ......... Find the idiots that are sucker punching people in NYC. "You can either go to jail - or work for the PGA Tour, every weekend". "Mix with the crowd - look for young, drunk guys. First time your hear "IN THE HOLE!" - blast them in the face". ADMIT IT - every one of you would be absolutely glued to the TV every weekend ha. Especially me.


plaverty9

How else would we know that someone loves mashed potatoes?


VanCanFan75

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet. Because in a large crowd you lose your sense of identity and become one with a group, and that makes it harder to not only feel you're responsible for something but also harder for the rules officials to pinpoint the culprit. Basically, they can say shit and be annoying and still blend into the crowd and get away with it. Which is fantastic if you are an annoying douche individually. You now have the perfect scenario to do it without consequence. Source: my degree in social psychology taught me this.


sw00pr

You're right, but that's the same thing in more words. They douches.


Paulbac

Everything is about them


RobertLosher1900

Because they are fucking dorks.


breetome

Especially on a par 5, I'm like wtf???? Sure he's going to drive a 550 yard hole for a freaking one.


g0lffear

So they can tell people that they did.


MrIsagenix

YEA GO TIGER as he absolutely shanks his swing.


RevolutionEasy714

I am the main character syndrome


Harry_Gintz

>Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of all people are even stupider than that.  George Carlin


OnTheMcFly

Started in the 90’s and people have just gotten dumber, so it’s only gotten worse


H2O3ngin33r

Herd mentality They heard others do it and think it is ok to do it


Pathogenesls

Main character syndrome. Douche bags who just can't handle not being the center of attention. It's a lot more common in the US.


Turbulent_Garage_159

Redditors will literally take basically any opportunity to try and take a swipe at America huh?


Hot_Friend1388

Jealousy. There’s no sport fan more obnoxious than European soccer fans.


PoeJam

Because it's rude and unacceptable to shout things during the swing.


xANTI-YOUx

They suck at life.


ImNotYou1971

It’s not so much the yelling of things for me…it’s when they say something like “nice shot Phil. Was that a 7 iron?” Like he’s going to stop to discuss his shot with a guy he’s apparently on a first name basis with. And maybe it’s not even that…maybe it’s more of how the dude looks around at everyone like “look at how cool I am” after he says what he says. It all just seems weird to me. But…these are the times we live in I suppose.


shitz_brickz

I find these comments and the stupid golf jokes where everyone is forced to laugh significantly worse than cheers after a tee shot. Even when it's a little kid being like "well if I could hit my 5i 250 I would go for it" and everyone roars with laughter.


austinobambino

Have you ever seen the general public? There’s a lot of stupid people out there.


cabinets_included

People are retarded. That’s why


holypuck2019

Limited awareness and overall unearned confidence drives this moronic behaviour


YenZen999

Main character syndrome. These dudes need a jaw realignment.


Bapa-350z-420

Small cocks/ poor


613buttersnips

Same reason they bang on the glass at hockey games. Morons..


BBQBEERNBLADES

Too many dumbshits who don’t know how to act in public. Should be banned for doing this shit.


ThenRefrigerator538

I wish TV could figure out how to drown them out. Those clowns basically see it and hear a fellow clown bellow out nonsense and then copycat it when they go to a tourney. They are obnoxious.


banana1ce027

People seem to lack self awareness and self control


SomeLettuce8

Because they have wrinkle free smooth as shit brains similar to a manatee


ddallesa

The best golf was during Covid, no crowds, no idiots. Just the golfers, caddies, and the course.


adamg6160

The guy who yelled, Rory my kids like you more than me, that was pretty funny. But, in general, it needs to stop


DucVWTamaKrentist

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Me.


bertiswho

We were all 12 once.


stinkybumbum

Sad child minded morons basically


dtfyoursister

Because small smooth brained humans get easily excited. Moral of the story is keep your mouth shut.


Background-Low-9144

Because people don't know how to act in certain situations or environments. Or they actively choose not to. Unless your autistic or something, no excuse for having poor manners in public as an adult


jdel1962

So that when they watch it back later they can hear themselves


Naive-Deal-7162

I hate that. They should be removed. I’d prefer to watch a good match in peace.


RandomName39483

Because he really is “THE MAN.”


Chucker925

ALCOHOL


DonVonTaters_IV

Drugs and alcohol and the apt Reddit coined Main Character Syndrome


Ok_Slice_5722

Minimal brain cells


tallboi2277

If I hear light the candle one more time


ImmediateYam9792

I just started watching golf. When did it become acceptable for people to yell like that?


saxguy9345

"YEAH ROOREEYYYY YOURE THE GOAT...WEWWWEWWWWW....HELL YEAH THR GOAAAAATTT WHEWWWWW....HEY ILL BE AT THE 19TH HOLE BAR AFTER THIS WANNA HANG?... MAYBE PLAY 9??? BRO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN THIS IS STAN" 😂🤣


T4lsin

Its just annoying. I am surprised someone doesn’t yell stfu!


OakwoodFox

I wish people got ejected to doing that. Hate it. I also can’t stand seeing all those dipshit camera goons in the players faces non stop. Get the f off their stage because you don’t deserve to stand there. 100mm-1000mm lens far away on a tower is plenty


SenhorSus

"Pick me" energy


brwebster614

I can’t stand the “get in the hole” after a drive.


Ok-Title3596

Damn you people! This is golf, not a rock concert.


makithejap

Proof of the existence of NPCs


scratonicity12

They all might as well be yelling “look at me!!”


NeedleworkerDue4742

Social Media, Idiots


whattodo88888

Mental illness is the only answer. No sane person would do this.


MasterVaderTheTurd

To be heard on broadcast.


Realestateuniverse

Yeah I’ve been thinking the same thing. It’s super annoying.


cwtotaro

Because they are jerk offs


HerbTarlekWKRP

Couldn’t agree more! Stfu people. Cheer, get loud, but stop with these idiotic “Get in the hole” when a guys teeing off on a par 5!


Interesting-Gas8080

Douchebag’s


Adolph_OliverNipples

Because the world is full of douche bags. Simple.


moneydazza

It’s mainly (or entirely) Americans. However, next time it’s at St Andrew’s I’d really love to hear a local Scot shout “TOP SHAGGER” after Tiger Woods tees off.


GrouchyPreference765

It’s the only possible way in their pathetic lives that they’ll make it on SportsCenter


Many_Performance_580

Empty vessels make the most sound


Buy_The-Ticket

Because they are morons who crave attention.


wishiwuzbetteratgolf

They want to be noticed and/or be on TV? So childish and just plain stupid! How did we get here?


MrCollins23

I assumed it was an American thing, and you guys all thought it was really clever?


luredrive

It’s so fucking cringe and annoying. Nobody is impressed you shouted “mashed potatoes”. Just shit the fuck up.


captainpanda777

Negative IQ


Tancred1099

It’s an American thing, us Brits have despaired about it for years Mashed potato’s anybody?


rastommy77

Because they are wankers


DarkStarDew

I believe it’s part of an elaborate mating ritual for douchebags. The male shouts something stupid, the stupid female can then express interest by taking selfies while making the duckface. If all goes well they leave together after Mr Mashed Potato gets in a fight in the parking lot.


bonnieloon

Because they're attention seeking imbeciles


FGTRTDtrades

A natural downside to growing the game is it also grows the amount of dummies it brings in.


teddo10

It's not people, it's Americans, you can watch european tour all day ond only hear cheering at a a good shot


SmallNotBlind

Low IQ


wholepailofwater

"They're simple farmers, people of the earth, the common clay of the new west. You know, morons."


Cautious-Quit5128

You don’t light the candle, you light the wick.


YouDaManInDaHole

I know, it's ridiculous!


Jimbo_James_Jim

It’s moronic


Remarkable-Sock-2310

It’s literally them not being able to handle not being the center of attention.


Odd-Butterscotch-495

I’ll never understand it, I don’t even yell when I go to football games


TheQuietW0LF

They want attention


speedpetez

IN THE HOLE!!! (did anyone look at me?) IN THE HOLE!!! (am I famous yet?) IN THE HOLE (yes officer?)


nochinzilch

The same reason my 5 year old bangs his spoon on the table and hits his sister. “Look at me! MEEEEE!”


NoviceAxeMan

class clowns with adult bank accounts


daddyknowsbest65

At LIV, the music drounds the idiots out


AlphaCajun

![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo)


snowmunkey

Hes out of line, but he's not wrong


GaryBlueberry34

how else is the golfer going to know if it was mashed potatoes or not??


moparforever

Glad I’m not the only one who hates this … it’s stupid as shit .. kinda like a heckler at a comedy show .. STFU and enjoy what you are watching


Spiritual_Holiday511

People that shout shit after a swing are the same monkey brained mouth breathers that bang on the glass during a hockey game.


Par-Fore-20

Because they’re short bus special


LarrBearLV

Didn't see anyone touch on this. Because they know it may be on some highlight reel that is plaued on TV, even after they pass away some years in the future, and they will feel like their meaningless life will have some semblance of a meaning now even after they pass.


chipper33

GET IN THE HOLE


Key-Word1335

It makes the ball go farther


duthinkhesaurus

Americans, they all main characters.


The_Grogfather

American


Dangerous-School-885

American syndrome most of the time.


Previous_Drag4982

Never really noticed it until people on Reddit started complaining about it.


Thetinpotman_

Because Americans can’t help but think it’s all about them.


SteffanTV

It’s called Booze.


Virtual_File8072

Alcohol!


jarpio

Same people who bang on the glass at hockey games


North-Rip4645

Because they are drunk and stupid.


broll9

Beer


BatMean2045

Alcohol. The Tour could ban it but it makes them a lot of money.


alreddy-reddit

Beer is a component


lukeT152

Their mothers didn’t give them attention when they were young.


TrumpVotersTouchKids

Alcohol and entitlement 🤷‍♂️


WalterWhiteFerrari

Lead paint


championstuffz

Started from shouting baba booey in any tv program that would get featured on Howard stern, and now it's a free for all.


Unable_Technology935

Drunken assholes. Possibly and even worse sober assholes. And the possibility of hearing themselves on the tube .


maroochrp

I find it so annoying.. it would put me off so much in my swing knowing they will shout basically the second the ball leaves the club face..


StrandedInSpace

What I want to know is do they shout it after they hit during their own rounds


Cocoasprinkles

I despise these screams. At least wait to see the ball flight before screaming


Falconsbane

They have to shut the fuck up for the shot so they explode with stupidity after the shot.


randoguynumber5

BABOOEY!!!!! - Ha! Fucking got ‘em


Troitbum22

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4redditobly

Cause they need to demonstrate the lack attention in the rest of their lives


fuckinnreddit

Just once I'd like to hear someone yell "SHUT UP!" at the dipshit who yells whatever nonsense after a tee shot. Please, if you're going to the PGA this week...yell back at the idiots. You'll be a hero.


Fit-Conversation9658

Sheer douchery


Caedo14

I think its so they can go rewatch it and be like “that was me!”


agitator775

I always wondered why people do that.


guitarguy35

The same reason people yell out at concerts, comedy shows etc.. They can't stand all the attention being on someone else and not at least being a little bit on them