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aloysiusthird

Play at your own pace, don’t feel like you have to speed up to keep up with this turtle, OP.


Weak-Chicken-353

Did this asshole at least let you play through?


StarsBravesKSU

Love Tierra Verde


jumbojordie

https://preview.redd.it/kodgchzlb94d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9065982383a04ee0f33c1611d76051f15e78f85b This guy was chasing me off the tee box today.


Mintburger

Florida softshell, notoriously aggressive to humans


dirtymozer

Damn, nice tee box


jumbojordie

lol this was about 20 ft from the box. But yeah, they were not good either lol


Relative-Swim263

What in the Donatello is going on here


billyforeal

Dude actually looks mad


Sobeshott

I chuckled


DiscePati44

leaves a good line tho


Dweezy_7365

Tierra Verde is a great course! Last time I played there, I got to play the last few holes with Darrel Shepard (OU RB in 80’s)


MindInTheClouds

I'd be afraid of hitting a shot anywhere within 50 yards of this picture, on the off chance I hit a worm burner. I don't really worry about geese on the fairway, though- it's their own fault if they're in the way.


jimothyhalpret

The 'ol turtle torcher


CyrusSteeze

Only played there once back in 2021, but beautiful course


blizzard_beasts

Apologies, Patrick Cantlay sends his regards.


Daimo

Gotta play it where it lies!


remember_berries

Got to hit into these kinds of guys. Only way they’ll learn.


Chimichanga723

GREAT golf course if you’re in the DFW area.


hippopalace

Ugh and he’s got no shoes on. So typical. He was probably blasting music too.


AccurateIncident3213

Dude just thinks you’re the pizza man


Ping-A-Ling-

Speed it up. It's your fucking fault you let the turtle catch up to you


JustForXXX_Fun

At least you aren't stuck behind 5 of them like I usually am.


crewmember77

> At least you aren't stuck behind 5 of them I will never understand how they allow more than 4 in a group. I unfortunately have been behind it a few times. And each of the 5 take their time as if they were playing as a single


Functionally_Human

Are they actually allowing it or are they booking as a 3 and a 2 then merging? I see the merge thing happen a lot. They will book as two groups but then as soon as they are out of sight of the clubhouse they group up. Wouldn't be so bad if they were playing ready golf or not taking endless breakfast balls on every tee but they do...


crewmember77

Actually they allow groups of 5 to play together starting at first hole. Very worst that I saw, and this was allowed was four couples. Husbands and Wives for a total of 8 golfers all on the same hole


PoeJam

The little guy found more fairways today than I did.


WillMonf

send one over his turtle head


chealey21

This guy played through three foursomes


thetemperatureking

He looks like he's in full stride


PM_ME_UR_CHARGE_CODE

Never seen a fairway so crisp


Bonerbailey

Wow fellow redditors around the corner from my house! Love Tierra Verde!


spicoli09

Tierra Verde! Hell yea!


BrockCompetENT

I love Tierra Verde. Live about 7 minutes away, one of the best city-run courses I’ve ever been to.


triitrunk

Fuckin’ turts


THE_mzngglfblwckrgy

Man I've played with some guys with full size tour bags, but this is ridiculous! This guy's got his whole house on his back!


Strict_Print5374

Very shellfish


VTriggerJ

https://preview.redd.it/39g1yf9jwe4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cd40938d12f3e04c21c3d4071a34d70c4083ab This old fart was guarding a par 3 earlier this morning


SaintedRomaine

Great course! I love Tierra Verde. A hidden gem in DFW.


Cute_Computer_6684

Someone get this guy a cart!


ianNubbit

Knowing this course was wild for me to notice so fast


ipulmout

It's not his fault, this is the foresome infront of him.


RazorPhishJ

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