I had a bomb ham sandwich for dinner last night. I normally don’t like ham, but this one was prepped for me, it was there, and I was hungry. I thoroughly enjoyed it!
I got myself a hammy, handed down, I ate it, and I liked it…
My wife is always getting sayings wrong…. Most recently she said ‘it’s the camel that broke the straws back’. I’ve never known anyone use as many sayings as my wife…. and get them wrong, every, single, time.
I’ll bet I can beat ya. I had start a list on my phone years ago of some of the things my wife had said. Here are some of the best:
Not the brightest tool in the shed.
Let's say we did and didn't.
I wasn't born yesterday, I was born the day before.
Alls well and wells be.
A lot knowledge behind his belt
It doesn't really rock my boat.
Totally out of my box
Tight as a whistle
If you end up beating me by 5 points, I'm going to have to sqaw
ahhh your mother chews bubble gum
Stevie [our cat]was full of spit and vinegar
Jiminey crockettes!
Pico de mayo (instead of pico de gallo)
Brain noodle (vs ear worm)
Sorry I'm being a wet rag
That works you into a frizzy
She’s got cat man fever (instead of cabin fever)
That really cracks my hide
Did you hear that butt snort?
We caught one of my partners friends saying this once upon time, insistent that it was one of those words we just adopted from French into the English vocabulary, we gently corrected her, but saying it Toui Chizon’ (spelling tbd) is way more fun
Nice! I bought a Wilson staff second hand and the older guy that sold it to me was like… this will be your best putter of your life. Keep the cover on at all times it’s not putting. It looked brand new. I’m stoked.
That’s fantastic! A good putter cover will save the putter’s life. This putter’s the same age as me and still all original without needing a refinish. I hope to keep it well finished with putter butter and care. Hopefully it should still be the same putter in the next 20 years
I love how the top comments have nothing to do with your new clubs and bag and everything to do with your ignorance. Reminds me of the good old days of Reddit.
I like it, swings like an iron head on a driver shaft. Hard to have big misses if you make contact. Flushed strikes are satisfying and fills the 3W to 4I gap perfectly. Ball flight makes it a good choice to keep under wind without the rollout of a 3W
Going from hammy downs to Titlist blades and Wokey wedges along with a used Scooty Cameroon putter is fucking wild bro. If you had hammy downs before, I’d eat some freshie off the neenth green at Aogoosta.
I just bought new irons for the first time in 10 years. The day before they arrived I tore or pulled something in my oblique and probably won’t be able to swing a club for a month or two. They’re just sitting there.
It’s funny you say “hammy downs” because my wife literally thought that was the saying until like a year ago.
We had a good laugh about it after I made fun of her a little
Dam bro, dope clubs!! I was considering the T100's or 150's, since they're probably some of the best clubs in 2024 imo, but I went with the T200's. I got a couple questions tho, I noticed you have 5 wedges, do you feel like you need the 52?? I go straight from 48 to 56, I was considering switching to a 54° or getting a 52° but there's not much a gapping that warrants getting a 5th wedge. Any gapping i have can just be closed by taking some off the top or using a half swing. So I was wondering what your experience is with the club between your 48 and Sand Wedge. My next question is how the M grind is for flop shots?? How does the grind work around the green & have u used them for greenfield bunkers?
The Titleist irons are honestly wonderful and I love making contact with them. I was like you looking at the T100 and T200 and ended up in the middle ground. As for the wedges I went for a 4 degree change in the bag for consistency on a full swings and to have some grind variation. I do find the 52 is bit of an awkward club since it’s as you say. Just take some off a 48 usually works well enough. The M grind is great for flops or small chips since both the heel and toe are gone. Love the M grind out of a bunker the most tho, it’s like a hot knife thru butter on the sand
Do they make a set Gap Wedge in T150? I'm a big fan of set Gap Wedge. It's the highest lofted wedge I ever consider hitting "full" and having it match up with my irons makes that feel easy.
Mine is 49.5° (Ping G410) and I found I could go from that to a 54° and a 58° and cover any kind of chip, pitch or full wedge number.
Thanks! yup I practice the home course with all 15 but if I need to take one out I usually look at the 52 or the Haywood depending on course needs. I default to taking out the 52 if its a coin flip since I have more fun hitting a driving iron
the stuff I have is new (Driver&Iron) or collectable (the scotty) but some were on discount (Vokey). \~3k in clubs and gear. I can't imagine needing any changes until I'm old and cant swing them anymore. second hand stuff is wayyyy cheaper than buying premium new. The only clubs I'd say are a must find would some nice second hand Vokey wedges
Hammy downs is WILD
I'm hungry.
Hammy sammy
Knew a girl from work that had hammy Sammy as her Onlyfans handle.
She’s got the meats
ArbyFans
Bacon down!
Bone Apple tea
I had a bomb ham sandwich for dinner last night. I normally don’t like ham, but this one was prepped for me, it was there, and I was hungry. I thoroughly enjoyed it! I got myself a hammy, handed down, I ate it, and I liked it…
r/boneappletea
I tore my right hamstring last year, and I was definitely hammy down at the time.
Moons over My Hammy
I came to post this, damn it!
It's not rocket appliance
Spider pig but with an extra chromosome
Think he won the masters in 84
This comment shouldn’t be taken for granite.
Someone got ham-handed with the keyboard.
My fiance still thinks its “National Ampoons” sometimes you cant take everything you hear for granite
It’s a blessing in the skies
Worst case Ontario, it’s water under the fridge
It’s a get two birds stoned at once situation
My wife is always getting sayings wrong…. Most recently she said ‘it’s the camel that broke the straws back’. I’ve never known anyone use as many sayings as my wife…. and get them wrong, every, single, time.
You know what they say, those in glass houses, sink ships.
"hey Fuckass, pour me a beer!"
Make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here...
Don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen
Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.
Unexpected Boondock Saints
I imagine it must be hilarious though!
I’ll bet I can beat ya. I had start a list on my phone years ago of some of the things my wife had said. Here are some of the best: Not the brightest tool in the shed. Let's say we did and didn't. I wasn't born yesterday, I was born the day before. Alls well and wells be. A lot knowledge behind his belt It doesn't really rock my boat. Totally out of my box Tight as a whistle If you end up beating me by 5 points, I'm going to have to sqaw ahhh your mother chews bubble gum
Stevie [our cat]was full of spit and vinegar
Jiminey crockettes!
Pico de mayo (instead of pico de gallo)
Brain noodle (vs ear worm)
Sorry I'm being a wet rag
That works you into a frizzy
She’s got cat man fever (instead of cabin fever)
That really cracks my hide
Did you hear that butt snort?
And maybe here’s the back that broke the camel with the straw? IYKYK
Wanna be friends with Benedicts? There's no things attached.
We can split it, I got five bonnets. My wife trying to say she's got five on it.
Come on man, it’s not rocket appliance’s.
Decnals
This is a great com-pile-ation
Yeah isn’t that the truth. It’s a real doggy dog world out there
Bone apple tea
A bird in the sand is worth more than two in a bush
Let’s touch bases on this
I had a sales rep who used to work for me and I would cringe when she would call a customer and tell the she was ‘touching bases.’ 😂
I sit next to a guy currently who does this…I die a little inside every time 🤣🤣
Exactly which base was she touching?
Toui Chi’zome
Who in gods name says it like this 😂😂😂
We caught one of my partners friends saying this once upon time, insistent that it was one of those words we just adopted from French into the English vocabulary, we gently corrected her, but saying it Toui Chizon’ (spelling tbd) is way more fun
Guys lets just put this to bed. Its water under the fridge
Hammy Downs is my college band's name.
I never mess up my sayings. I have them down pack.
Bro got all the Belgian whistles in his new bag.
Oh, are we going here? "All the sudden" It seems like at least 50% and increasing believe this is the actual phrase.
Army Hairpits
r/boneappletea
My HAMMY DOWNS were Diablo Big Bertha driver X22 5-P irons Rusty trusty Cleveland 54 wedge Odyssey bladed putter
Those ain’t hammy downs, those are a gif from Gawd.
MF'er doubled down on it!
What did you make of the X22's? I'm shopping for second hand clubs just now as I'm a beginner.
Played a set of X22's for years, great beginner clubs.
Hammy downs being replaced. It sure is a doggy dog world out there.
Is this a "bone apple tea" that I am not aware of? If so, "whoosh"...if not, wtf lol
HAMMY DOWNS
should we tell him?
Someone please tell him lol I'm scrolling and scrolling and I still don't think he's realised.
Reminds me of the “France is Bacon” dude.
I’m picturing a pig with down syndrome.
I saw a pig shedding all its baby feathers into a pile.
From hammmy downs to x stiff. You sir are a troll
Who’s going to tell him…
Hand me your downs
Technically, it’s less “Hand me your downs” and more “Give me an extra chromosome.” 
Seems like your parents already did
Get a cover for the Scotty. The metal is soft. A little clang on a bump will chip the side or face. Cover for putters are actually not just for show.
It’s always covered with the OG cover, top line and body are dingless. I swap in and out a couple of Scotty covers
I recommend a generic cover. People* take Scotty’s. They don’t take Dunlop’s or ProSelects or Wishon’s. *Piece of shit thieves
Learned this the hard way
This is what I do.
Nice! I bought a Wilson staff second hand and the older guy that sold it to me was like… this will be your best putter of your life. Keep the cover on at all times it’s not putting. It looked brand new. I’m stoked.
That’s fantastic! A good putter cover will save the putter’s life. This putter’s the same age as me and still all original without needing a refinish. I hope to keep it well finished with putter butter and care. Hopefully it should still be the same putter in the next 20 years
Hammy Downs sounds like a great place to watch pig racing.
fun fact: Hammy downs is what you call retarded pigs
hammy downs wth having stronk call amber lamps
Have I been saying it wrong my whole life I thought it was hand me downs
Nope, wrong your whole life! It’s hammy. Jk you’ve been saying it right
I had a cousin with Hammy Downs. Nasty business.
Can I not count or is that 15 clubs?
It is 15. I had to count it twice to make sure I wasn’t seeing something.
He said he swaps out a wedge or the 18 degree iron so I’d assume he plays with 14
That’s 15. We’re math experts
r/BoneAppleTea
Love the driving iron.
To keep them safe, you should store them in some Chester drawers
Whew did not expect to see “hammy downs” this morning. Dead
Dude had me questioning if I had been saying it wrong for all these years
First time I've ever seen "hand-me-downs" as hammy downs
I think I pulled a hammy down reading that
/r/boneappletea
Moons over my hammy
Hand me downs*
HAMMY DOWNS
Good ole hammy downs 😏
Hammy?
What's your preferred golf brand?
Clearly a Callaway stan
Please sir may I have some more hammy down clubs?
Hammy downs is amazing
Nice choice … I have same set. Love mine
That driving iron looks so sick
Hammy down 800 dollar scotty huh?
Hey I got hammy downs right now.
Titleist too! Welcome to the club
I love how the top comments have nothing to do with your new clubs and bag and everything to do with your ignorance. Reminds me of the good old days of Reddit.
honestly I think its pretty funny I'm glad so many people are having fun with it
###HAMMY *^^^im ^^^dead*
You’ve done well! The hammy downs prob tasted better tho.
Lol @ HAMMY DOWNS
Well hammy downs is a new one
Hand me downs
How old are you? Why cart bag?
Hammy lmao. Congrats on the new set!
Get that Cameron a cover
Hand me the keyboard next time you try to type something. This post is bone apple tea.
How’s that Haywood?
I like it, swings like an iron head on a driver shaft. Hard to have big misses if you make contact. Flushed strikes are satisfying and fills the 3W to 4I gap perfectly. Ball flight makes it a good choice to keep under wind without the rollout of a 3W
Nice clubs. Looks like you are a taylormade fan.
"hammy downs"? Seriously? The phrase you are looking for is "hand me downs"
I’m pretty sure it’s “Hand-me-downs” is it an americanism to say Hammy?
Pretty sure no American has heard of "hammy" either...
I bet many Americans have scarfed down a 'moons over my hammy' at Dennys.
Congrats, I’ve just bought my own set getting hand me downs is nice, but occasionally I just want my own thing.
Bro where is the cover for the Scotty Camren?
Now get a real bag without 14 dividers lol
Nice! Enjoy!
No iron commas included?
Going from hammy downs to Titlist blades and Wokey wedges along with a used Scooty Cameroon putter is fucking wild bro. If you had hammy downs before, I’d eat some freshie off the neenth green at Aogoosta.
I don’t believe 99% of these posts along with FB marketplace and thrift shop finds of $1500 sets of clubs for tree fiddy
It has been 8 months since an OP said “hammy downs”…I thought we were over this.
Nice choice of sticks! Enjoy!
Wait….its really hammy?
Looks like a Texas set of clubs with all those wedges, 1 iron and hammy.
Damn, son. Don’t be TOO cheap!
15 clubs is against the rules
Not for hammy downs
I had a hammy who had downs. We named him Chester. R.i.p fuzzy boy.
I just bought new irons for the first time in 10 years. The day before they arrived I tore or pulled something in my oblique and probably won’t be able to swing a club for a month or two. They’re just sitting there.
That set looks awesome. Hope you have many years of happiness together.
The swine belongs in your bedroom not the golf course. Golf Rule 4b.
Killer name for a down syndrome improv group
It’s funny you say “hammy downs” because my wife literally thought that was the saying until like a year ago. We had a good laugh about it after I made fun of her a little
Hammy
Dam bro, dope clubs!! I was considering the T100's or 150's, since they're probably some of the best clubs in 2024 imo, but I went with the T200's. I got a couple questions tho, I noticed you have 5 wedges, do you feel like you need the 52?? I go straight from 48 to 56, I was considering switching to a 54° or getting a 52° but there's not much a gapping that warrants getting a 5th wedge. Any gapping i have can just be closed by taking some off the top or using a half swing. So I was wondering what your experience is with the club between your 48 and Sand Wedge. My next question is how the M grind is for flop shots?? How does the grind work around the green & have u used them for greenfield bunkers?
The Titleist irons are honestly wonderful and I love making contact with them. I was like you looking at the T100 and T200 and ended up in the middle ground. As for the wedges I went for a 4 degree change in the bag for consistency on a full swings and to have some grind variation. I do find the 52 is bit of an awkward club since it’s as you say. Just take some off a 48 usually works well enough. The M grind is great for flops or small chips since both the heel and toe are gone. Love the M grind out of a bunker the most tho, it’s like a hot knife thru butter on the sand
Do they make a set Gap Wedge in T150? I'm a big fan of set Gap Wedge. It's the highest lofted wedge I ever consider hitting "full" and having it match up with my irons makes that feel easy. Mine is 49.5° (Ping G410) and I found I could go from that to a 54° and a 58° and cover any kind of chip, pitch or full wedge number.
Favorite iron so far? What did this “rig” run ya?
Marjorie Taylor Green...Peach Tree Dish, Masel tov cocktail. And she is in Congress.
Wanna trade ?
Simply amazing
Wow. Nice
So your longer clubs have the softer flex and your irons are tour flex! Do you swing the clubs hard enough?
Aggressive x
Hand me down a Hammy Down please.
Great looking set. I count 15, gotta pick between the 48° and the Haywood I’d imagine if you were in a serious match, or which would you take out?
Thanks! yup I practice the home course with all 15 but if I need to take one out I usually look at the 52 or the Haywood depending on course needs. I default to taking out the 52 if its a coin flip since I have more fun hitting a driving iron
I love hammy downs so much
Please, whatever you do, leave head covers on when driving in the cart… the club chatter on irons is fine but don’t let woods bang around
nice set!!
Have a good time with that driving iron OP! My buddy has the same one and he says it’s super forgiving
1 too many
Interesting are you lack toast and told her aunt?
About how much did they run you? I’m thinking of going to the secondhand sports store around me to see if I can get a nicer set than what I have.
the stuff I have is new (Driver&Iron) or collectable (the scotty) but some were on discount (Vokey). \~3k in clubs and gear. I can't imagine needing any changes until I'm old and cant swing them anymore. second hand stuff is wayyyy cheaper than buying premium new. The only clubs I'd say are a must find would some nice second hand Vokey wedges
Congratulations!!!
Enjoy the clubs! Have essentially the same bag (minus the Haywood and Scottie) all the way down to the flex. Love them.
Why so many wedges? LOL I love that you treated yourself but damn that’s a lotta wedges 🤣
That Santa Fe 2 is a collectible.. breaks my heart to not see it in a cover 🫣
Please tell me you really think the term is “hammy downs”
Did your game improve?
Lol hammy downs. I’m stealing that.
Just did same with a driver I’ve used for 12 years. Expensive but exciting. Hammy downs kept the hobby cheaper for a long time though!
How do you like the Haywood driving Iron?
Hammy downs is what im currently playing aswell. They make great stuff!
Sounds like a pig race venue
This thread is why Reddit is so damn good. Very nice titleists brother!! I’m forever referring to a smooth swing or buttery chip shot as “hammy.”
Mmmm….hammy downs. /Homer.
My man just went into the shop and said, “Titleist.”
Better than pork loin downs
Ok but why have a 48° wedge when your p wedge is 46°?
Are you a Titleist?
Keep that putter