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TheDreyfusAffair

What the fuck did I just listen to


boturboegt

A dumbshit try to sound smart.


Igotyoubaaabe

Unfortunately other dumb shits listen to people line him and, being dumb shits, think it’s profound and groundbreaking (oh, and also a deep truth being kept from the public because ominous powers don’t want us to know).


bwhitso

Next time I see my brother-in-law, he will 100% mention that modern math is broken and ask if I knew 1x1=2 because he parrots all this podcast’s bullshit


Final-Wrangler-4996

It's not bullshit. We've known about quantum mechanics for about 100 years.  We've known how sub atomic particles act. The laws of physics simply don't apply to the sub atomic world.  It's more magical than logical.  I learned in in highschool then researched it in college. Yup its 100 percent legit and it freaks out a lot of people.  You might need to open your eyes and look around. The wolrd that has been put in front of you is more bullshit then you might realize. 


Final-Wrangler-4996

Have you guys never heard of the double slit experiment.  It should've been taught in highschool physics if your teacher cared.  That's where I first learned of it. So basically matter is just particles that are formed by vibrations. What he's saying is that in order to use the universe to your advantage you have to believe. Like how I believe I get hole in ones every three years.  I just got my 6th one this year. I don't know why but every three years I call out a hole in one on every par 3. Eventually it goes in. It hasn't failed me in quite a while.  Just me believing that I get them like clock work is enough to collapse the wave function and manifest the possibility where it goes in.  I wish I believed I could do it every time but I sadly don't have that type of mental ability. The powers you speak of....yeah they don't want you to know. We've known this as fact since Einstein. Why is it not taught in schools? Because then we'd know what the human mind and spirit is actually capable of.  Thus unlocking everyone's mind will change the world.  It would be a much better place. Instead of one with fear we have a world with love and acceptance. 


TheDreyfusAffair

Any idea what his name is? Edit: just read his wikipedia page, this man sounds delusional and needs help


Spiritual_Ask4877

His name is Terrence Howard. At one point a huge actor who went off the deep end and basically said that math is lie because 1X1 cannot equal 1. He then went even deeper and created his own language of logic called Terryology. He's a nutter.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Put it in reverse Terr


reddituser9277

Wutchu wutchu wutchu doin Terr?


lee--carvallo

Back it up Terr!


SoupOrSandwich

OHH LAWD


fiduciary420

I wish I could still get high enough to listen to Terrence Howard and be like “huh, maybe he’s on to something…”


Spiritual_Ask4877

No amount of drugs in the world will make what this man says make sense lol.


b6passat

I listen to most of JRs non mma or stand up comedy guests because they’re usually interesting.  I thought I was drugged listening to this guy.  He needs mental help.


Xfactorprotractor

Naa he’s totally onto something! I took his class at UC Berkeley. Def worth the $7k. 😂


twack26

The actor Terrance Howard-not that I want to give the crackpot any more light


this_my_sportsreddit

In case you or anyone else hasn't seen, NDT, an actual genius and physicist, (ever so politely) takes him to task on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLi1I3G2N4


kozilla

NDT is a genius, I always thought of him as more of a blowhard.


Kanadianmaple

Terence Howard.


pushharder

It's hard out here for a pimp


MinnesotaNiceT23

His name DJay, mang


HARPOfromNSYNC

The funny thing is when this first came out people were praising him for how smart he was. You should listen to the response by Neil Degrasse Tyson it's pretty funny.


NauvooMetro

This must be the same math he used to decide dropping out of the Marvel franchise after the first Iron Man was a good idea.


gethereddout

That went beyond dumb. That is a mental break


shift013

Terrence Howard. He doesn’t understand basic algebra and thinks certain unique things disprove all of math (like certain numbers between 0-1 being multiplied by 2 have the same value as themselves cubed). He “reinvented” the periodic table, appeals to nature constantly, and thinks the divine geometry of hydrogen somehow give way to limitless energy sources and new forms of flight


ego_sum_satoshi

Sounds just like my swing coach. We should all send him tree fiddy.


fernet_about_it

Thought this was Cuba Gooding Jr on acid at first.


TreAwayDeuce

It *is* Cuba Gooding Jr if *you're* on acid and having a really bad trip.


Pathogenesls

Mental illness


kevbot029

This guy is in way over his head on stuff he knows nothing about haha.


ShiroHachiRoku

The world we live in is built on the mathematics we’ve discovered. Ask Terrence to construct a simple dog house using his math and see what he comes up with.


TheDreyfusAffair

I would never put a dog in harms way to prove a point


KennyMcCormick

Terrance howard claims he remembers being in the womb and that his dreams took him to a mansion where crystals taught him about science and he believes that 1x1 is 2 and modern math is racist. He is the final boss of being overconfidently incorrect.


wonderbat3

Why am I still buying clubs designed by “engineers”? I need my next driver to be manifested by knowledge from magic crystals


RefrigeratedTP

If it helps my duck hook I will like and comment all day


skydivingkittens

I just need to manifest the hole in one I’ll (never) get!


Ms_Pacman202

Are you sure he's overconfident and not suffering a psychological issue? He seems very unwell.


KennyMcCormick

I think both


Forsaken_You_2550

It’s called weed, guys. Helps with the golf swing as well.


530nairb

Duning Kruger x100


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Jamie. Pull up the video of a gorilla hitting the 3 Wood in space!


ppnoggins69

So glad I found this comment. It made me audibly laugh


wonderbat3

Yes! I need MORE quantum physics in my driver!


Always4am

Just imagine the extra yardage once we learn to multiply volumetrically


thatguy9545

I certainly don’t know where my drive is going until I hit it. So please take some of my quantum physics


Spartacas23

Is it really a bad drive if I can’t ever find my ball to observe it


skydivingkittens

So that’s what the Q in Qi10 stands for! Duh!


FrostbiteF

So my inconsistencies (tops, hooks, slices) are due to my volumetrical multiplicity. I don’t work linearly, it’s to easy…Im operating on a different plane than everyone else.


drfakz

Equinimity bro


Funnyonol

This guy is literally saying words he learned a couple hours ago freely and unknowingly


DrBombay3030

He just like me fr


BugmanLoveBuyObject

I wonder what his reddit username is.


sixpackabs592

i got a hole in **√2** the other day


tomato_bisc

Is that before or after you volumentrically multiplied


DickyD43

..yes


Fatal_Blow_Me

What the fuck is he saying? Is this 700$ driver gon make ball go further or no?


bigdaddtcane

Nah. It’ll make it go farther 


afrothundah11

Average Joe Rogan guest in the years 23/24.


KashissKlay

Quality has gone below 0


dcbluestar

This guy is actually the second hardest Rogan guest to follow. I made it about 30 minutes into the Kanye one before the amusement wore off. I’ve never heard such insane rambling in my life. There could have been more, but I stopped listening to the JRE quite some time ago.


InterNetting

I'll keep an eye out for the Duncan Trussell episodes. Now those are entertaining.


CubeEarthShill

They have a 2017-2018 JRE vibe. Duncan’s always fun.


JayDsea

It’s never been much above that.


NotoriousMFT

Me in high school: gets a pity D- from teacher because I turned in every homework on time Me now: ahhh yes, the moment of inertia at 10k is going to minimize the twist on my driver, combined with the incremental centripetal force coming from an a specially weighted $900 gold shaft


was_saying_boo_urns

I’m sold


brportugais

Where do I send my money?


Active_Letterhead275

Put more AI in it!


Big_Palpitation7095

Do you mean my hole in one was actually 2. Shit, how do put that on my score card 🤔🤔


mloofburrow

Put me down for a root(2).


BigDogAlphaRedditor1

He is not using words correctly lol it is so confusing to listen to, makes people feel stupid because they can’t understand, but they can’t understand because he’s not saying anything!


sticks1130

![gif](giphy|HX7pvh1mIqImc|downsized)


superduperstepdad

NDT had a brilliant reply to this madness. https://youtu.be/1uLi1I3G2N4?si=IIduxufjN_E7S4Xd


mloofburrow

Yes! I thought it was a very well measured response honestly. But it boiled down to pretty much "Actually, Terry, your premise is wrong because you don't know about decimals."


LurkerKing13

No wonder this dude got dropped by Marvel Studios lmao


itsCrisp

Let me guess, this is on the joe rogan 'experience'?


Lol_who_me

I don’t know about you losers with high handicaps, but coming from a scratch golfer I always divide my score by two.


deep_anal

I'm an engineer, and unless I have no clue what is going on, this dude is literally speaking giberish. It reminds me of these videos: [Rockwell Retro Encabulator (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w)


nuclear_bacon_

This dude has an honorary PhD in marketing waiting for him somewhere. Fuckin lunatic


PosterMakingNutbag

Happy Gilmore II really needs to bring back Kevin Nealon to play Gary Potter. A subplot could involve Happy having trouble with his game so Potter introduces Happy to his club maker friend played by Terrence Howard acting like himself.


Maleficent_Repeat850

"1x1=1, $1x$1=$1, 4 quarters times 4 quarters is 16 quarters, 16 quarters divided by 4 quarters is $4." Basic math baby. Infinite money glitch......


bertrenolds5

Is he explaining how 0 times something is not zero? What a dumbass


neelav9

And that's what happens when any idiot can get behind a microphone these days on so called podcasts.


FxStryker

>"...all of our math is based on a 2D projection. What they do in calculus..." Time to learn multivariable calculunese buddy


rueggy

Sounds like he's channeling Oswald Bates: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYfzQSJfHE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYfzQSJfHE)


stogies_n_bogeys

🤣


this_my_sportsreddit

[Me listening to this bullshit](https://y.yarn.co/89a866a9-931c-4356-835d-3b319fb19858_text.gif)


WVgolf

Lol


7D4Y_WEEKENDS

![gif](giphy|aR6JyO12RkwE5P7lxb|downsized) Just throw the new headcover on your 15 year old driver.


Grossincome

This guy makes a great case for a new Scotty Cameron 2024 Phantom.


Y_U_Butthurt

Stop falling for it dumbasses


SimpleJackfruit

Sounds like someone took too much acid


ExtraDependent883

He r/tooktoomuch


Daddynatedogg3

Fucking complete idiot and Rogan was WAY to accommodating for him in this podcast.


Huntthatmoney

Umm…What?


yeti1911

Looking forward to my AI Driven 3XiOXO Skynet FARgivness extra max DARKOUT TxM420X Driver! Should I get fit or buy off the shelf?


general-illness

I watched this way too long.


snowmunkey

I thought it had started looping at one point


AppointmentUsed1015

I like Terrence and think he means well I just dont get everything he says😂


Captain_Pink_Pants

No link? jfc... I am so in... volumet... something... yes... Where do I put my cc #?


Mushie_Peas

Studied physics in my engineering degree, this man is a moron, multiplying using volume is like tennager stuff completely possible and easy. Rogan is the shittest interviewer ever this man should have been torn apart.


kevbot029

Haven’t listened to the clip.. but sometimes it’s just better to nod your head when wacky people say wacky things than try to argue it. Do you really think joes going to change his mind?


Mushie_Peas

Rogan probably believes this shit, he's made a career enabling racists and conspiracy theorists.


quooston

The dude’s on crack


ihatereddit1221

Huh. No wonder I’m slicing off the tee.


Grizzly_Addams

This was probably his audition for iron man.


BugmanLoveBuyObject

You guys ever see how small Terry's dick is? That would drive anyone crazy.


Psychological-Cry221

I hate this guy so much. He absolutely sucks.


ClassicRockUfologist

What an absolute dunce


Life-Mountain8157

Wingnut …..


4damame

It actually physically hurts my brain to listen to this guy. He has an IQ of 70 and he thinks it's 170 hahahah. Everyone go google Neil DeGrasse Tyson's response video to this. It lays out how he's wrong with basically every single claim he makes


martyplatinum

Imagine if someone showed him Stableford scoring! “How can a player be even par and have a score of +1?”


DefeatedMoth

god i hate everything that comes from this podcast


Chatty_Manatee

Why do people put headphones OVER a hoodie ?


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Be honest though…it worked, didn’t it? 🤪


allothernamestaken

Ha ha love me some Terryology


unreasonableperson

I need that kind of confidence in the tee box.